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Triple dubs, but a stupid pic, followed by the banana.
Another YLYL thread is off to a fantastic start.
I dont understand this
Pretty good. Lost to this one
Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
Lost! Haha, great story, bro
Would not be suprised, chase is a fucking asshole
Haven't seen this retarded pic in a while. Also My contribution
omg, so funny
Fuck yes. Tell me again??
Unwanted forced political opinions disguised as low grade memes?
That's our Yea Forums!
checked, life the universe and everything nice.
Nixon wasn’t impeached and you forgot Andrew Johnson ya retard
Impeached doesn’t mean removed from office you stupid fucking nigger
Fuck, when they said the left can meme, I didn’t know it was this bad.
Holy trips
I love this post so much
Stay with me dumbshit
Andrew Johnson- impeached not removed from office
Clinton- same
Trump- same
Nixon- resigned so he wouldn’t have to disclose his recordings as they would become his own property. He resigned before the articles were voted on then pardoned by Gerald Ford.
Get smarter... thennnnn be edgy on the innanet nigger
lmao
holy shit I've never noticed it before
You wanna giggle? Biden just took the lead in Texas. I’m Karl Malone, and this has been your Super Tuesday update.
Best OC I’ve seen in years!
Lost
I think I found the stupid fucking nigger.
Bloomberg is doing good in the polls!
Bloomberg became the thing he swore to destroy. If Bernie wins, it's because he took so much from Biden.
I can't believe this shit is still going around YEARS LATER.
wtf is this
fixed that for you op
Bloomberg
>Spends $500 million
>Gets American Samoa
Good value for the investment, if i say so myself.
Amen to this
well its because most ppl dont notice until its pointed out
Is this something like that unfunny fingerbox bullshit?
B A S E D
Is this the newfag thread?
Lost!
I am a cuckfucky newfag w/no imagination
Pls I can lose my mom she's all I've got left
wtf lost so hard
did some1 drop a deuce in the pool?
Did Kimmel ever catch shit for this sad attempt at blackface?
Why does Microsoft refuse to release 20h1?
Are they mentally ill?
lost
imagine being so dumb you think that's a leftist meme. fucking retard
Nah, that was before everyone was a huge pussy
How in the name of fuck is this supposed to be funny?
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
Fucking retard.
Why is this reposted so many times?
Finally I understand the second one
why are you a newfaggot??
why do people ask this so many times?
nothing here is funny. and nobody is even gonna kill themselves. theres just nowhere else to go. the internet killed itself.
Heh, you wouldn't understand NEWFAG, get out of here idiot.
when time travel is invented I'm going to swallow your dad's load that created you faggot
It's calling Trump a criminal. How is that not a leftie meme?
Also, it's not inventive or funny, so those are other clues
Because some dumb retard has a serious problem and posts it every time
kek
:( I'll be your fren user
>Please don't fund the bullet thatll kill me"
That's some fucking powerful shit
Don't you know? Anything that isnt literally sucking trumps cock is apparently liberal now.
Nobody:
Literally no one:
Honestly not a soul:
You:
>nothing here is funny. and nobody is even gonna kill themselves. theres just nowhere else to go. the internet killed itself.
(You)
What's there to notice the fact that theres nothing to notice and everyone is just wasting their time staring at a picture with absolutely no meaning and to purpose at al but to waste someone's time for the sheer fact of being a troll.
I am cuckyfucky newfag w/no imagination.
Islam is cancer. Go fuck yourself sand degenerate.
Me standing next to Corn Pop.
>2/3 of Republicans are doing it, so it MUST be the left
Retard.
Continually bitching about how "orange man bad" is a tell tale leftist move.
lmao trumptards on literal suicide watch
you two are so cute
I don't like Trump. At all. But the absolute obsession you people have with him gets fucking annoying. Not a day goes by without some crybaby fuckin loser bitching about, for example, the way he drinks water, eats steak, has ice cream, etc...
It's petty on a level that I never knew could exist in a massive population before he was elected.
TWOOOOO SCOOOOOOOOOOOOPS
4 more years libtard. better suck it up
is this like reverse TDS?
I like trump and all but jesus user, calm the fuck down
Ironic.
I AM CUCKFUCKY NEWFAG W/NO IMAGINATION
>TDS
Trump Derangement Syndrome:
The delusion that all this shit is completely normal, there is nothing to see here.
I think you described the media when anyone they like does anything they'd call anyone they dislike out for. both sides of the media.
let me remind you sweet heart
*yawn* ok, kiddo.
suck it up snowflake, you're only halfway
*yawn* ok, kiddo.
Fuck off with this faggot reddit garbage
>Fuck off with this faggot reddit garbage
The standards are doubled by the staff almost immediately, it's like they would prefer having to clean it up if the woman had did it because there would have been "a reason for it"
the fuck am I looking at here?
If you think that shit is funny then you are literally 17 years old
>If you think that shit is funny then you are literally 17 years old
HAHAHAHAHA TRUMP HAS A PUSSY NECK!!!
Are you ok?
>Are you ok?
a "meme"
Epic memes bro, you're well on your way to becoming a Pro Memer
>Are you ok?
like none of these companies are israeli though? lol hugo boss
Stop this non sense
>Epic memes bro, you're well on your way to becoming a Pro Memer
>are you ok
lmao
I'm in public in people wondered wtf i just laughed at
Fag
WTF
>Fag
Yeah man /r/teenagers and /r/greentext amirite
nice trips fag
> Yeah man /r/teenagers and /r/greentext amirite
Clearly bullied in school and for good reason
>Clearly bullied in school and for good reason
>text
Get out of here stalker
CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE
ANUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Virgin alert
This
>Virgin alert
>Virgin alert
>This
>you're not a virgin
lost user, thanks
He thinks he's being ironic but it's just blatant cringe
>Virgin alert
never saw this one, very nice
>this
so pretty
>He thinks he's being ironic but it's just blatant cringe
And to think that someone. Somewhere on this fucking planet considers this funny. And i know you're gonna greentext this and just add another fucking funny haha picture on top, but don't bother, you should brobably just go away.
stunning and brave
>And to think that someone. Somewhere on this fucking planet considers this funny. And i know you're gonna greentext this and just add another fucking funny haha picture on top, but don't bother, you should brobably just go away.
wojaks are great user, they can portray so much in such a simple black and white image
those pecs don't help much
Yeah man you showed him
This made me sad
>And to think that someone. Somewhere on this fucking planet considers this funny. And i know you're gonna greentext this and just add another fucking funny haha picture on top, but don't bother, you should brobably just go away.
>i am literally underage and don't know how to think beyond memes
>Yeah man you showed him
According to all known laws of aviation,there is no way a beeshould be able to fly.Its wings are too small to getits fat little body off the ground.The bee, of course, flies anywaybecause bees don't carewhat humans think is impossible.Yellow, black. Yellow, black.Yellow, black. Yellow, black.Ooh, black and yellow!Let's shake it up a little.Barry! Breakfast is ready!Ooming!Hang on a second.Hello?- Barry?- Adam?- Oan you believe this is happening?- I can't. I'll pick you up.Looking sharp.Use the stairs. Your fatherpaid good money for those.Sorry. I'm excited.Here's the graduate.We're very proud of you, sonA perfect report card, all B's.Very proud.Ma! I got a thing going here.- You got lint on your fuzz.- Ow! That's me!- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.- Bye!Barry, I told you,stop flying in the house!- Hey, Adam.- Hey, Barry.- Is that fuzz gel?- A little. Special day, graduation.Never thought I'd make it.Three days grade school,three days high school.Those were awkward.Three days college. I'm glad I tooka day and hitchhiked around the hiveYou did come back different.- Hi, Barry.- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.- Hear about Frankie?- Yeah.- You going to the funeral?- No, I'm not going.Everybody knows,sting someone, you die.Don't waste it on a squirrel.Such a hothead.I guess he could havejust gotten out of the way.
>Yeah man you showed him
bro why are you wearing a dress bro? And what's with that gay ass hair and the balloon bro? Your dad looks like he's gonna kill you any second dude
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
>According to all known laws of aviation,there is no way a beeshould be able to fly.Its wings are too small to getits fat little body off the ground.The bee, of course, flies anywaybecause bees don't carewhat humans think is impossible.Yellow, black. Yellow, black.Yellow, black. Yellow, black.Ooh, black and yellow!Let's shake it up a little.Barry! Breakfast is ready!Ooming!Hang on a second.Hello?- Barry?- Adam?- Oan you believe this is happening?- I can't. I'll pick you up.Looking sharp.Use the stairs. Your fatherpaid good money for those.Sorry. I'm excited.Here's the graduate.We're very proud of you, sonA perfect report card, all B's.Very proud.Ma! I got a thing going here.- You got lint on your fuzz.- Ow! That's me!- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.- Bye!Barry, I told you,stop flying in the house!- Hey, Adam.- Hey, Barry.- Is that fuzz gel?- A little. Special day, graduation.Never thought I'd make it.Three days grade school,three days high school.Those were awkward.Three days college. I'm glad I tooka day and hitchhiked around the hiveYou did come back different.- Hi, Barry.- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.- Hear about Frankie?- Yeah.- You going to the funeral?- No, I'm not going.Everybody knows,sting someone, you die.Don't waste it on a squirrel.Such a hothead.I guess he could havejust gotten out of the way.
>According to all known laws of aviation,there is no way a beeshould be able to fly.Its wings are too small to getits fat little body off the ground.The bee, of course, flies anywaybecause bees don't carewhat humans think is impossible.Yellow, black. Yellow, black.Yellow, black. Yellow, black.Ooh, black and yellow!Let's shake it up a little.Barry! Breakfast is ready!Ooming!Hang on a second.Hello?- Barry?- Adam?- Oan you believe this is happening?- I can't. I'll pick you up.Looking sharp.Use the stairs. Your fatherpaid good money for those.Sorry. I'm excited.Here's the graduate.We're very proud of you, sonA perfect report card, all B's.Very proud.Ma! I got a thing going here.- You got lint on your fuzz.- Ow! That's me!- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.- Bye!Barry, I told you,stop flying in the house!- Hey, Adam.- Hey, Barry.- Is that fuzz gel?- A little. Special day, graduation.Never thought I'd make it.Three days grade school,three days high school.Those were awkward.Three days college. I'm glad I tooka day and hitchhiked around the hiveYou did come back different.- Hi, Barry.- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.- Hear about Frankie?- Yeah.- You going to the funeral?- No, I'm not going.Everybody knows,sting someone, you die.Don't waste it on a squirrel.Such a hothead.I guess he could havejust gotten out of the way.
>Yeah man you showed him
it's a copypasta for ylyl threads no one likes it
Seethe rack
Feedback
>>And to think that someone. Somewhere on this fucking planet considers this funny. And i know you're gonna greentext this and just add another fucking funny haha picture on top, but don't bother, you should brobably just go away.
>
thank you for explaining gun nuts
I like the drawing unironically
UwU Death to all jews
Finally lost!
it would have trouble going through the white house itself first
>And to think that someone. Somewhere on this fucking planet considers this funny. And i know you're gonna greentext this and just add another fucking funny haha picture on top, but don't bother, you should brobably just go away
kek
>kek
I know that giving you attention is exactly what you want, but
I don't think that even if I was an eternal being that lived the lives of ten thousand teenage girls with daddy issues, I could ever imagine being this fucking starved for attention. Seriously user, you need some fucking help.
Oh, and take your God damn meds
>kek
>I know that giving you attention is exactly what you want, but
>I don't think that even if I was an eternal being that lived the lives of ten thousand teenage girls with daddy issues, I could ever imagine being this fucking starved for attention. Seriously user, you need some fucking help.
>Oh, and take your God damn meds
>kek
free brainlet pic for me, not gonna complain
>I know that giving you attention is exactly what you want, but
>I don't think that even if I was an eternal being that lived the lives of ten thousand teenage girls with daddy issues, I could ever imagine being this fucking starved for attention. Seriously user, you need some fucking help.
>Oh, and take your God damn meds
>Black people
You mean Middle Easterners? 'cuz Egyptians weren't black. In fact, recent DNA test have shown that they may have been of Turkish-European descent.
>I know that giving you attention is exactly what you want, but
I don't think that even if I was an eternal being that lived the lives of ten thousand teenage girls with daddy issues, I could ever imagine being this fucking starved for attention. Seriously user, you need some fucking help.
Oh, and take your God damn meds
nice job retard you fucked it up
>nice job retard you fucked it up
I'm losing to wojaks more than I am to anything else
>>>>>nice
>nice job retard you fucked it up
>nice job retard you fucked it up
Couldn't agree more with that image - and that's why we need to dismantle global capitalism asap, and start working towards degrowth. Local, traditional, communal and peaceful societies is what we need for the future.
>I'm losing to wojaks more than I am to anything else
>Couldn't agree more with that image - and that's why we need to dismantle global capitalism asap, and start working towards degrowth. Local, traditional, communal and peaceful societies is what we need for the future.
jesus christ it's like ET and jabba the hut had a fucking mutant child
>Couldn't agree more with that image - and that's why we need to dismantle global capitalism asap, and start working towards degrowth. Local, traditional, communal and peaceful societies is what we need for the future
>jesus christ it's like ET and jabba the hut had a fucking mutant child
>I have never heard of ancient Greece
Also, what did we just talk about with Africa? Egyptians weren't niggers.
Just because your dick is fucking two inch doesn't mean u have to force your Corona virus tier of shit memes unto the world
Seems like a neat idea, but I don't know if people will ever go for it.
>Just because your dick is fucking two inch doesn't mean u have to force your Corona virus tier of shit memes unto the world
They know it's super cringey and they feel themselves dying with every post, but they are too committed at this point and need to prove to themselves that posting more will somehow suppress their high school bullyings
>Just because your dick is fucking two inch doesn't mean u have to force your Corona virus tier of shit memes unto the world
>They know it's super cringey and they feel themselves dying with every post, but they are too committed at this point and need to prove to themselves that posting more will somehow suppress their high school bullyings
I find this post empowering.
> >822011391
> >822011495
I used to post wojaks and this is accurate, you feel a resistance and you feel yourself demasculating but you do it anyways because the adrenaline of pissing people off is more rewarding than getting along. Then I graduated highschool and realized I was a faggot
> >822011564
OH GOD user I CAN ONLY LOSE SO MUCH
nice feet, anymore?
>I used to post wojaks and this is accurate, you feel a resistance and you feel yourself demasculating but you do it anyways because the adrenaline of pissing people off is more rewarding than getting along. Then I graduated highschool and realized I was a faggot
Stop forcing your shitty memes you fucking cucked coon. You probably watched a 4"9 Loli lose her virginity in front of you by your best friend. Fucking faggot holy shit. This is so retarded I can't even comprehend this shit. I'm not mad. This guy is me. I am this guy. Stop making memes or I will post a timestamp selfie again
I see corn, but what is green that makes it through the body?
Call your mom, dude. Just say hi and ask her how she's doing
> Stop forcing your shitty memes you fucking cucked coon. You probably watched a 4"9 Loli lose her virginity in front of you by your best friend. Fucking faggot holy shit. This is so retarded I can't even comprehend this shit. I'm not mad. This guy is me. I am this guy. Stop making memes or I will post a timestamp selfie again
> >822011663
kek'd
good thread
>Image limit reached
wow this entire thread got derailed by a wojak autist
>
Boomer meme
This is on point
>This is on point
Why are you not responding with those wojacks anymore?
>Boomer meme
where's the wojack bro
>wow this entire thread got derailed by a wojak autist
where's the wojack bro
Surely she should be dressed up as a Cherokee warrior rather than a knight.
>Why are you not responding with those wojacks anymore?
where's the wojack bro
yeah where is that wojack bro
ITT "ironic" Americans
>where's the wojack bro
How can you do this to yourself?
How can you be such a fucking autist?
.t candyass
>where's the wojack bro
look either you post the funny wojack man or get out
>How can you do this to yourself?
>How can you be such a fucking autist?
How can I not hate you if you even hate yourself?
where's the greentext bro
Still trying even when there's not an image
how do you guys make the font green?
>I'm new to Yea Forums so I don't understand what an image limit is
ftfy
Failed clown
I know what an img limit is, but they clearly don't since they're still trying
anyone has that pic?
>How can I not hate you if you even hate yourself?
>where's the greentext bro
>I know what an img limit is, but they clearly don't since they're still trying
we can do this right to reply limit user, I have nothing better to do at 6am
>Still trying even when there's not an image
>how do you guys make the font green?
This pic pleases me
keep trying. maybe you'll break the img limit eventually
>Failed clown
>keep trying. maybe you'll break the img limit eventually
>I know what an img limit is, but they clearly don't since they're still trying
>keep trying. maybe you'll break the img limit eventually
suck my fat fucking cock nigger
keep trying harder
>keep trying harder
>keep trying harder
>where's the greentext bro
>Still trying even when there's not an image
>how do you guys make the font green?
>This pic pleases me
>keep trying. maybe you'll break the img limit eventually
>Failed clown
>keep trying. maybe you'll break the img limit eventually
>I know what an img limit is, but they clearly don't since they're still trying
>keep trying. maybe you'll break the img limit eventually
>suck my fat fucking cock nigger
(You)
(You)
>keep trying harder
gotta try harder than that
>gotta try harder than that
go to sleep retard
Thank you for your service.
i recognize that shade of red
the awkward shame of a family desperately trying to keep their son from killing himself
you can't tell me what to do.
>go to sleep retard
>son
check again, bigot
checked
why are you not asleep retard
>why are you not asleep retard
>penis
it's his son user unless chicks are growing dicks now
God damn this one's metal
actually a fucking retard
>actually a fucking retard
hey retard the thread is dead
>hey retard the thread is dead
you don't always have to have the last word, retard.
>you don't always have to have the last word retard
>you don't always have to have the last word, retard.
thread died, hope you do too
>thread died, hope you do too
>green test
>thread died, hope you do too
>> green test
c ya retard. leave the site forever please
>c ya retard. leave the site forever please
>c ya retard. leave the site forever please
post the funny face again dummy
>post the funny face again dummy
>post the funny face again dummy
why didn't you post it
why are there two idiots doing this?
>why didn't you post it
>why are there two idiots doing this?
just press the choose file button moron
good question
>just press the choose file button moron
>good question
right under the "i am not a robot"
>right under the "i am not a robot"
I mean i guess you probably can't tick that one
>I mean i guess you probably can't tick that one
aight. kill the thread
>aight. kill the thread
You're a fucking legend dude, the essence of Yea Forums. Thank you so much. Finally a good, refreshing YLYL.
I'm sure there are many like me having a good fucking kek at this thread and all the butthurt cunts.
Shitty thread once against filled with normie political Reddit fags thinking trump memes are funny.
Do you want to be a Saint, or do you want to be a Grinch?
To be honest it was surprising how far it went. Like, how do you get that mad about greentext? This fucking brainlet had to sit down and think of a response just for me to highlight his text and reply.
> how do you guys make the font green?
The answer's right next to the text itself, Captain Bigdick.