Name one thing better than cracking an ice cold beer after work? Pro Tip: You can’t

Name one thing better than cracking an ice cold beer after work? Pro Tip: You can’t.

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cutting your toenails

Nigg what's wrong with your toe?

>That toenail
>Work
I don't think so.

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Not being an alcoholic

Having a family that loves me.

Nice bait fegget

who has toenails lime that

fucking neets and sasquatches

Resting it on your mom's head when I'm done taking a sip.

It’s not even that bad. I think I have foot fungus or something. I’m going to let the nail and the infection grow out and then just car the nail and infection off all in one.

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>It’s not even that bad

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uh huh

makes sure you post a thread when you lose that toe, bruh

Easy, cracking open a nice log of Andy sixxs shit, straight from his asshole.

I’m not gonna lose it. It’s just a little nail fungus.

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GOONING YOUR MASTERBATING PENIS

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Cracking an ice cold beer after work that's not from a shity brewery in Calgary.

im really intrigued, how the fuck you use shoes, i really wanna know.

cracking that ice cold beer before work

what do I win

Benching a new personal best.

Getting a hug from someone who truly, deeply loves you. But, I bet you have no idea what I'm talking about. And no OP, your mom doesn't count.

Not drinking beer out of a can and getting a proper pint on draught down the local?

This but also that, but you already knew that posting this shit.

>cracking an ice cold beer

how about not being a craft beer hipster faggot?

Fuckin' A.

How about you try drinking for once faggot.

dont worry,im sure he drinks soy milk.like the rest of people who brag about not drinking alcohol

Clearly youv only had a hug after work and probably one from Mom also. Your comment tells me you weren't fortunate enough to have both a cold beer and a warm hug after work.

then get fucked by your boyfriend afterwards?

damn

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I cant stop looking at your beautiful toe Op

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Pulling the tap handle on my kegerator after work.

I spent 5 days in the hospital as a result of thinking that my toe would get better on its own.