Hey /b she wants to be a slut tonight, taking requests
Hey /b she wants to be a slut tonight, taking requests
Its time for he to be on her knees to worship that cock
Bend her over infront of you and show us the view
put your cock between her ass and begin to hotdog
slap that ass as hard as you can, then post the mark.
Spread ass lets see those holes
Nice. Have her reach back and spread her ass.
you sir, are a gentleman and a scholar and I tip my hat to you!
duh! forgot request...
Post feet plz
Move panties to side, so we can see butthole.
Let see those tits
I request my cock in her vagina
I request armpit!
Sharpie in pooper
You know the drill...boobs n timestamps or gtfo. ;)
Nice ass btw
uncover them for us user
tits w/ timestamp
can you make one like pic related?
Thisthisthis
Sorry bud, that’s as good as we could do it
lol'd @ the handprint
Your cock in her mouth!
Fucking nice cock is hard MOAR
>Sorry bud, that’s as good as we could do it
DUDE! That's perfect
Put your thumb in her asshole
Put a LEGO in her pussy.
Now we talkin.
Lets see that pussy!
show us the tits!
OH YEAHHHHHHH
YEAH
PENIS MASTERBATOR
MAKE ME FEEL GOOD
IM GOONING
Lucky guy im coming off these what s good slut, how about a good pussy shot from front
Spread her pussy
yes
just genuinely curious about your guy's relationship. Are you a monogamous or do you two/one sleep with other people? Do you guys have a thing for exhibitionism? Curious because I personally couldn't see myself doing something like this.
Ok let's get her licking her tits
another one like this but with cum over her tits and belly
Bottle in pussy
We’re married in were not open or swingers, we’ve don’t this a couple of times just for the thrill of random strangers seeing it, we’d fuck in public if we wouldn’t go to jail for it
God bless you both for this. Been tryna convice wifey to do something like this.
Stand her up and show her ass and legs
Post a pic of your dog
Let's see a turtle head poke out
bad news bro, your wife is gross. lose some weight.
my sides
I love how that’s what you noticed
Lets see her taking cock doggystyle
1 of her fingers and 1 of ur fingers in her ass
Bump
congrats bro. Like i said i wouldnt be to down for this but I see the appeal. Wish by gf was more like this
Want to see dick in ass
Pissing vid/webm?
What a fat whore
She needs a dick in her mouth
Let's see her full nude we wanna see the whole picture
Very nice - moar of this
checked
Could you please write "Lennarts Fickhure" (which means lennarts fuckslut) on her body? Would be so sexy
Pulling on her nips
As hard as she can
lennart your a faggot shut up
This needs to end in a creampie, preferably anal.
Slap her across the tits with a belt.
Cock on her face
Rocking body
have her eat your ass
Do you guys wanna kick? Ill show you how i jerk off to her
Wrap some dental floss or string around her nipple rings and her belly button ring, and pull it as tight as possible, to keep her bent over.
Let's see her pulling on those big pale nipples
face
Let's see her cross eyed with her mouth open and drooling tongue out!
Put her wrists together behind her back, and take a picture of her from the back to show off all her tattoos.
Nice!
Fucking Nice!!!
Get her to ride her pussy up and down on those guitar strings.
Can we get a pic of her nose ring and tit piercings together?
is she ur wife/gf/whore/slave?
Fat bitch.
Post a pic of her petting your dog
He looks sad
>Also that's for delivering op
>this chick
She’s asleep
Whip her bare ass with a belt until she's a sobbing mess.
Then show us the welts and tears.
Can I get a ass shot of her sucking you?
That dog has seen some shit
Can you get a controller in that pussy?
What do the tats mean?
This OP! Get this pale bitch red.
wtf is that a berhinger practice amp? haha. POST MORE GEAR . POST GIRL WITH GUITAR
J.H.
Twist those nipples user
Gape that asshole
>Do anything
Vote for Bernie!
Dog hump
thanks for the guitar pic. You really know how to deliver.
bite her niple or put her soles on your face
Yeah controller or your whole fist, or something huge inside her.
She’s absolutely beautiful man, really love her body shape and curves
Any chance she could put some stockings on? I’d love to see her showing off in some sexy stockings
Picture of her shitting on the floor
Let’s see some of her toys in use.
Your wife is hot op. post a pic of her fucking your dog
Invite a friend iver to fuck her
Slit her throat
make the dog fuck her
Stick a kazoo up her wazoo
Kindly die in your sleep
Stick a slim Jim up her quim
Jes.Chak.
That pussy looks so tight
Please consider
Thanks man for sharing and having some fun!
Post a full body pic like this with face
I would be she don’t have any stockings
Stick a frazzle up her jazzle
Make her invest in some saving bonds for your future
Tie the bitch up.
I wanna see cum on her face and or pussy ...
Stick a trifle up her eyeful
Feed her a carrot and have her wash her ass
Damn, had to ask
Even like long socks or anything? If not, still love the thread user
Can we see her biggest toy stretching her to her limit?
Stick a blunt up her cunt
He can get a Toyota in that pussy
Have sex in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation only
Show armpit!
Let's see her give you a footjob
That was her biggest toy
Stick a lardon up her garden
When this thread is getting close to finish, can you creampie her tight pussy and share some pics?
Stick a fox up her box
Hot
Fist her
Cute girl
Stick some coal up her hole
Give her a spanking
I like her
Put dildo up ass
...
Start jamming markers in her until she is at her limit
Stick a mitt up her slit
Puss too
Can you Spread her butthole and take a picture? , she looks fantastic
Stick a fruit fly up her oh my
Jessica
you got 2 choices
1.get a footjob
2.have her stick those feet in your face while she jerks you off
I hope your joking, if not do some research to find out why that’s a bad idea
Would love to get her some nice big toys to push her to her limit
Stock a shaker up her baby maker
Stretch that bitch out
Stick a broom up her womb
Stick a nucleus up her uterus
Why would that be a bad thing..?
shove your fist up her poop chute
Stick a recliner up her vagina
When you put stuff in you, it doesn’t always come out so easy
Then ya don’t stick it in all the way silly
This
Stick a Twinkie up her minkie
Stick a fairy up her mary
I'll second this. I love this thick as hell body type. She'll give as good as she gets. You can fuck girls like that as hard as you want, like a fucking animal, and they'll never tap out. I call them "mattress smashers".
Show bobs an vaginie
Stick a hoe up her you know
Bump
OP were you scared away?
Stick a profiterole up her pisser hole
Do this OP. Idc about the face but this pose
Slampiggy
>FTFY
Please god take a video of you cumming inside her and share it on vola!!
Cum inside her and eat it
Sit on her face, and tell her that you love her
Sit on her face, and tell her that you care
take a shit in a condom and freeze it.then fuck her with it
Damn is that a scar?
DO THIS
Cum in her or on her face now op
No, her bra rubbed her there
It’s called an Alaskan Pipeline you fucking child
Threads closed now
When that belly so damn fat the piercing is about to bust loose and fly across the room, and her man services her with a Vienna Sausage!!!
You take the video??
Still getting more ass than you bud
Spread it open with the creampie
I recognize her!
shut the fuck up virgin,take your 13 year old edgelord somewhere else
I want to see you choming her
people who use the word "bud"are more then likely the ones getting fucked in the ass
But I’m op
>reddit spacing
>edgelord
could you be any more of a tryhard newfag? Jfc
You have kik op? I wanna make a cum tribute video for her
It's amazing how you think anyone cares about you and that we aren't just here for the hamplanet.
>reddit spacing
>newfag who thinks reddit is any different then Yea Forums
fuck off kid,dont you have more pepes to photoshop with trump in them.what are you going to do with your shitty chink made red hat when he loses the election? i cant wait to see how many of you retards get bullied and humiliated after the election
I like your style user. U single?
yikes
Through a hole in the bed sheet.
Holy cringe batman
You don’t spend much time around other humans, do you?
whats so cringe about it? ever since your fat idiot got elected president,you've photoshopped every trump hat you could find on a pepe.thanks for ruining memes like you've did everything else
actually i do,and unlike you.those humans are mature adults.not retarded kids who's schools got shot up and now they think they are political activists when in real life.nobody cares about them or their snowflake feelings
I don’t expect anyone to care about anyone, its anonymity on the internet, that’s the only reason you'd talk shit. I know you frequent this site so that tells me your some nerd bitch, you wouldn’t tell anyone to quite down in a movie theater much less talk shit to someone face to face
I was referring to your post as a whole
Only a child /pol/tard could turn a live posting porn thread on Yea Forums into a political debate
Goddamn, I thought we were sad, but this is fucking pathetic
What ghetto movie theater do you go to where you have to tell niggers to quite down?
Some pretty shitty ones
>/pol/tard
well,your wrong.i dont post on /pol/
try again kid.also,half the posts on Yea Forums are either sucking off some stupid kid politicial activist or praising donald trump for something,i guess this is baby's first day on Yea Forums isnt it?
>I don’t expect anyone to care about anyone
>but you should care about me and my pencil dick
>also you are nerd for being on Yea Forums but I"m not a nerd because reasons
How do you fragile normalfags even find this site?
Well I’m leaving, this thread is dead
You couldn’t be more wrong about my time here though, hence why I believe this entire place is cancer
And it’s only gotten worse because of faggots like yourself
Goodnight newfag
Sexy
Fucking 2 mate!
Faggot
Nothing wrong with some meat on the bones. That's a fine woman right there.
yeah i got most of her stuff i was in the thread
bitch is actually pretty cute! OP is a lucky bastard!
Yes
This thread was dead when it started. It took 2 hours to post like 3 good pictures and the chick was fat as fuck. If you weren't also a newfag, you would've known to stay far away from this thread after the first two posts.
He did that, if you can follow a thread
OP please. please please please
TELL HER TO LOSE WEIGHT
she is so hot in the face and if she lost 50 pounds she would be AMAZING
kek
this thread is like 2 hours and 20 minutes old....and he hasn’t posted in 20
you fucking retarded or something?
You lack reading comprehension.
Thank you for being so useful
Inflection is best used with purpose
I understand that this thread is only like two and a half hours old, we just happen to disagree with the quality of pictures in question
So perhaps keep the pedant shit to yourself, newfag
You know you can just say that you misread my post. Only like 2 other people in this thread beside yourself and I speak proper English. No one will see your shame.
Did not misread, but understand your point as much as you don’t understand mine
Touché and goodnight user
>rainbow colored bullshit
op is 100 percent confirmed a fag
You literally don't have a point. You just keep posting nonsensical babble and for some reason think it means something. Maybe you don't know English and are an ESL spic using Google Translate.
My point is you have said that this tread has produced only 3 viable pictures in its existence. I disagree
It’s not a matter of reading comprehension at this point, it just a lack of intelligence on your behalf user
It’s called an “agreed to disagree” moment, it’s as simple as that. I really don’t know how you’re not seeing that.
I have to sleep for my job in the morning, and surprisingly it’s not busing tables at a diner.
Goodnight, bigot
write VINCENT TIGOY on her body
lol you are the most sensitive bitch I've seen posting on here tonight. What job do you have, cleaning shit off the walls in the Denny's bathroom? Of course they won't let you be a busboy, you'll contaminate the food! Anyway, you disagreeing is not a point and not a valid answer. I stated an objective fact. We cannot agree to disagree because you are wrong and I'm teaching you what's right.
You lack reading comprehension
a busboy doesn’t handle food idiot
you fucking 12 or something?
>you're unintelligent because you won't just stop triggering me and let me go on being wrong
Do you even listen to yourself cause that's what you sound like. Don't say dumb shit unless you can back it up and stop walking around with so much unwarranted self importance. Admit that you're wrong and I promise you won't have to cry yourself to sleep over me getting the last laugh in this internet fight.
Tell me what a busboy does since you know so much about it. I'm sure I know way more than you ever will but go ahead and give it a whirl. Maybe you'll give me something new to humiliate you with.
Being “wrong” is the very basis of agreeing to disagree
Goddamn you need to get off your soapbox asshole
You missed a few punctuation marks there user, -2
Yes I know that, what I'm saying is that "agreeing to disagree" is pussy shit and I won't be a part of it. I'm going to teach this sucker the truth whether he likes it or not until he admits that I am superior. He will not receive a participation trophy from me.
They clean a table after eating
What kind of third world fucking country do you reside in? JFC
>this is what he's resorting to
It'll be much easier if you just admit defeat.
You are literally the kind of moron who received participation trophies when you were growing up
Please learn how to greentext properly as well, new friend
So you're saying that if you knew the janitor is the same person handling the dishes, you'd continue eating at that restaurant? Also don't take my Lord's name in vain, Muhammad.
>he's this assmad
Hit me with another of your scathing insults please. You're destroying me.
I’m a Christian you fucking bigot
Yeah okay, sure. I hope that pig Allah is okay with you cheating on him for something like this.
You clearly are not from a first, even a second world country
I’m thinking European, no no, better yet, from the UK! Oh god, haha
how does it feel to have a pussy grabbing degenerate as the model of conservative christianity? your religion is a fucking joke
Resorting to racist insults and vulgar language is a sign of a lack of intelligence user, that is a proven fact
Just saying...
Okay nigger and? I'm not the one that happy gulps down shitflakes in my waffles. It's amazing how you kids are more concerned with obsessing over other countries that you won't even deny eating feces. Have you no dignity, man?!
So what religion are you if Jesus Fucking Christ offends you? Goddamn you’re retarded
*youre
Does mummy know you’re on the interwebs so late? I’ll call the PM on you, ya limey faggot
Here you go again, assuming that I'm here to play fair or on your terms. Go cry about it and while you're at it, learn how to read. Your post doesn't even apply to three-quarters of the ones you replied to.
You lack reading comprehension
hey bible thumper,go eat some chick fil a and maybe you'll understand my point.retard
Piss on her
awesome.. a thread where OP isn't a fag.. his chick seems pretty chill too
You are very good at arguing. Arguing is by definition just dribbling on about nothing and repeating people's words back at them like a bird. The English dictionary will just have to agree to disagree with me.
You are causing me great pain with these replies. Please stop being so mean to me and insulting a country I've never been to. It is really hurting my feelings and making me lose the fight waaaaaah waaaaah
This is what you babies hear whenever anyone speaks to you isn't it? When was the last time you were told "no" by someone and they didn't immediately fold and start blowing you once you started kicking your feet like a brat? Have you ever had a conversation with an adult not related to you or through the internet?
Eew why would you put your dick in that
This
Give her a rosebud and take a pic.
Agree pee on her face
Shoosh, it’s just me...Casper
You guys want to see a private kik stream, she’s down for a golden shower
Drop your kik and we’ll do it in like 20 min
You have a kik user?
I’ll share my gf with you if you wanna jerk off to her
Children really think they can have everything both ways. You want to fight but also joke around and hold hands too like we're friends. Perhaps you think making posts that avoid the subject will distract me and I'll just give up in frustration? I really don't get, what is it that you hope to gain that you couldn't have by just not replying?
How about a timestamp, imbecile?
“There’s snakes out there this big??”
I’ll share privately, I don’t like to share the gangbang pics/vids here
Please drop your kik if you’re interested
This is a very strange method of coping.
“We’re gonna need a bigger boat...”
Tailsandrope
You tell me the movie I’ll continue arguing with you : D
All of my quotes
How about you post a simple timestamped picture of the girl before I give you anything? You are the one asking for an audience here. Why is it that we must prove our worth and provide our information to you and not the other way around? The egotistical side of this board is really exposing itself tonight.
You haven’t answered my quotes user : D
No I don't think I will do that. I'll just accept this as a formal concession from you since I won long ago. Props to you for lacking any self awareness and managing to embarrass yourself even further thinking it was doing something to aid your argument.
“But did you die??...”
I've been in your shoes before. I know that annoying people and distracting them from whatever thing you did to humiliate yourself works elsewhere. Doesn't work here though. You can only spam me for so long until the thread dies and you'll never get the satisfaction of me playing along. All you can do is accept that you lost and had to resort to something as pathetic as this.
“I can’t feel my skull man!!!”
“You went full retard, never go full retard”
I win, you lose : D
I'll give you this, if I ever do watch this show you're quoting, my subconscious will likely remind of the fact that I've heard the lines somewhere before. Then I'll think I've already watched it recently and go watch something else instead. If you ever want to trap someone in an infinite loop of starting a show and stopping midway through, you should use this trick on them.
Post a picture of your hands.
None of the quotes are “shows” idiot
They’re called movies or motion pictures
Holy fuck you are uncultured, they are very popular ones at that...maybe not in europoor I guess haha
Palm side or back side?
You were quoting multiple shows? Seriously, how small is your world that you think people have seen all the same movies as you?
Either, with a timestamp.