Seltzer tasting party <3 happening right now

Seltzer tasting party

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are you one of those girls with a cock and balls and no ovaries?

>Pass User
What the bloody hell is wrong with you?

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nigga what

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No youre not, also saged

>Seltzer tasting party
That has to be a code for something fucked up.
No one would actually do that, right?

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We have 41 different seltzers to taste!!! What is everyone's fav hard Seltzer?

Mine is Bon & Viv Grapefruit!!!

>buying into this seltzer shit
Dont you tards know you can just buy liters of seltzer + juice + vodak ... then make it as strong as you like for a cheaper price

had some nice cherry selzer yesterday. don't remid the brand tho.

Gee I bet you're fun at parties. Especially Seltzer tasting ones!!

Being this antisocial is unhealthy.

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I usually fuck around with Trulys. But Lemonade Trulys are in a league of their own. Holy shit, they taste so good and have like no sugar in them.

larping as a female and having ''seltzer parties'' is so fucking weird and gay like get a job and do normal shit you fag

Wow good for fucking you

Passfag kill yourself

Enjoy your party. Forgot pic

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B A T H
S A L T S
K I L L

do you ladies need some dick? me and my boys can go over if it’s cool with you?

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Rating!! No idea what's what.

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Tits or gtfo

Females don't have Yea Forums passes

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>Rating
Ok I guess. 3.5/10 hard pass. bad skin, ugly body, ugly glasses. Looks like a hippie coalburner.

I can't imagine anyone having a seltzer tasting party.
You literally sound like the most boring group of people. Seltzer is the most boring worst drink.

The results are in!!

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Pt 2

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Peak whiteness

Nice,

This is some truly dystopian horror.
It's like the Upper World in Texhnolyze.

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I didn’t even know the pass was real

kim?

The amount of white privilege emanating from you is off the charts.

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Darren?

yes?

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cringe

this pisses me off