/waifu/ is now in business
>claim waifu
>punch kittens
>no rp punching kittens
Pole claimed
/waifu/ is now in business
James Harris
Luke Phillips
Ah shit, here we go again.wav
So, until they stop you, you will keep going...?
That pure love is what makes me think that happiness is out there.
Ok, Gaia.
Jason Gonzalez
(Stolfo)
>
(Mean Saber)
You too get hug.
(Our planet)
Extremely glad, I was worried I was gonna use wrong words or explain myself like shit.
I wish the world will manage to wake up and save Earth-Chan in time.
(Painter)
All I know is that at first only Syndra made threads and he would post them.
Then the rules got add-ons with time, I doubt anyone still has the real original copypaste.
Probably Syndra themselves.
Anyway, those moments feels soothing, and also enlightening, wouldn't use any other adjective for it.
Also I don't wanna write another huge paragraph of words, you can take what the cat said and put it here, only maybe with more figures of speech.
Or in short words, every event is an experience that you meld within yourself, varying from circumstances and subjective matters, you decide whether it should be a happy, or sad memory to store in your mind.
As you're a Painter you should know better than me, there are a lot of colors, removing any one of them would just be a pointless limitation to one's art and mind. Learn to appreciate everything, and if it's not possible, take the best out of it, if there's no best, make it.
(Yuno)
It's fiiine, you can find me in the group anyway in case you needed to.
Thank you all for your time, tonight's threads were a blessing, may they shine upon your soul, and bring you heartwarming dreams.
I'm off to fake death for some hours and then go to work.
Take care /waifu/.
Mason Torres
Don't punch kittens.
Aegis claim.
Justin Rivera
Kumimi
(Relm)
Well, i suppose i am happy with it all. Strange that it may end so early
(Yuno)
I preordered the entire MCC basically as soon as possible, lol
I never really got into it's multiplayer. The campaign is great, though.
I mostly play Multiplayer, on one of my friend's servers. He hosts it on his own PC and everything.
Michael Turner
my husbu
the other thread spoded.
earth chan, ask me the question again
Zachary Sanders
Noah Ross
nice pole
Colton Nguyen
Syndra...
Thats... right, you are right, thanks Jules, take care.
The confusion is natural in people, part of that is what makes us human, I am sure that if you are not happy now, you will find a way to be.
Chase Cook
North pole claimed,
I post the Planet cause I revolve around it.
If Earth chan can save the World, then the World can save Earth chan.
Have you fallen in love with a fictional character before?
Andrew Long
Oi, this is not democracy.
THIS IS ALADEEN!
youtu.be
noticed the bulge yet?
Zachary Nguyen
Guess you really did take the pole
Try to improve one thing at a time.
This is good. Much better than the bartender I worked with, he would sing show tunes and almost walked in on me when I was in the bathroom. True story.
How many unicorns did you kill?
Show phone.
Brayden Smith
Evidence is not to be made up as you please, it requires scientific basis
Hunter Ortiz
I will try, thanks Astolfo.
Chase Ortiz
I can create a piece of evidence by taking a pic of a very round Earth from space. The scientific basis foots on evidence, otherwise it would be worthless and entirely incredible.
Jayden Nguyen
>kumimi
chumimi?
Tyler Garcia
Is it weird to collect poles? I mean look at earth chan. it has 2 poles.
Jack Smith
time is passing.
Anthony Lopez
I already stated the earth was not flat
James Price
He might show up later.
No problem.
As long as you know how to use them. Get some rest.
Daniel King
Ok then.
None so far, they haven't been showing up where I need them. So for now, It's Diablos. The cactus eating top of the food chain that's 25% horn.
Time isn't holding up,
Time isn't after us,
Same as it ever was.
Jason Cook
who as not?
it that not the point of the waifo threads?
or to RP as a waifo?
Ayden Perry
Relm-chan Relm-san hello there Relm Relm Relm postere
hey, Earth beta orbiter
i don't want to take Yui's last name and i don't really want Yui to take mine, either, bin that knoif, and tell me your Meinkraft username
Aiden Allen
Y'know i just realized.
I don't think anyone asked you in return
I'm gonna make one of these now
Inb4 cringe orbiter
Jack Wilson
yeah you are weird
alright
have fun
Jonathan Price
Hello! and then, goodbye...
I dont understood very well what you told to me, sorry...
I will leave now, I going to write and need concentrate, thanks for have patience answering my silly questions, farewell!
Blake Price
claiming cici the cat
Jeremiah Ross
i really should, it's 1am
;_;
time is poop
don't believe in it.
i slep when tired, no time gon tell me what to do
Logan Wood
are you a piece of evidence, cutie?
preferably one I can put in my wallet and look at when I'm sad?
Who is your waifo? Is near your waifö? Why? Is that really his name?
Hey, alpha twin. What name do you want to have when married? Are you gonna make one up?
I can't .zip that knife and my minecraft username is a pepperoni secret.
Thanks cici
inb4 obsessive biped stalker that keeps almost 400 images of you as an anime girl in some folder to stare at for hours a day
Joshua Thomas
Jules
ah good I just didn't want you to think I was ignoring you!
Ui
see not as bad are most people think
A lot of people think she is more extreme than she is but for get see was in an extreme situation
astolfo
was that the old medieval battle simulation game?
Matthew Wood
aw, sorry, bye, stay safe
you're my alpha-er twin or something. i don't know what i'd do... i never really considered marriage with Yui before.
empty your recycle /bin/ and i'm gonna cut you a pepperoni if you don't reveal these secrets.
Evan Gonzalez
I have no idea.
YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOTHER!!!
Joseph Nguyen
husbu not waifo
all killa needs is a face and a name,
you can call me Near
Leo Jones
Have you ever seen a blue rocky road
Oh, sorry i was vague about it. I'll ask tomorrow, i guess. See ya
Did you get the joke though?
Anthony Davis
>I never really considered marriage with my waifu before
What does this even mean? Is this code?
>not thinking about marrying Yui
>not picturing Yui in a wedding outfit
>not thinking about honeymoon with Yui
>not thinking about dancing with Yui on your wedding
Now I understand why you don't dream about her as often, you need to inspire yourself some more.
I don't like pepperoni... I can't reveal secrets on demand it has to happen by accident or surprise.
I come here to shitpost Earth chan not necessarily to dox myself. I love love you, but my secrets are like pillows on a hard ground, I don't want to give them all away.
ok, get N soon
Thanks for asking, rule abiding citizen, I did getty, it was very fun and enjoyable. I am glad for your service.
Christopher Butler
Time will claim us all eventually if something else doesn't.
Josiah Parker
you still have not yet figured it out yet have you?
Bentley Phillips
>>punch kittens
>>no rp punching kittens
what is your major malfunction?
Eli Lee
i don't think i have a chance with Yui. i don't think i'll ever share any of those things, let alone a passing glance, with her ever.
frankly, i don't think the odds are stacked in my favor..
sorry
i like pepperoni; i'll have some. well, surprise me.
love love? is that like like-like? i don't get the pillow metaphor.
sorry if i seem invasive, i just am stupid and i can only see 5 seconds ahead of me. i don't mean ill, please understand
Blake Martin
Kevin Scott
i ship
and
Elijah King
Braixen claimed.
Oliver Cox
i ship and
Jack Martinez
Zachary Price
that sucks...
I rest now
healthy life, many joy, lots +++ fren!
Brayden Robinson
Malfunction? Not enough punched kittens.
Jayden Murphy
Shipping them with themselves. Nice
Juan Ortiz
that's called masturbation.
will you help me with that?
Mason Scott
Exactly
no thanks trips
Daniel Wood
or your fake one
no
Grayson Powell
Just punch a kitten
a fake one totally deserve a punched kitten
Jayden Collins
Goodnight then.
Parker Peterson
What shame, they make such nice coats.
Much appreciated.
Yes it is, one my favorites of all time.
Sucks
Julian Gonzalez
I don't want to be claimed by time ITT
I am not smart and I don't want to make assumptions. If you're Mordred I will kill myself, if you're Neptune your joke is mediocre.
The rules I'm used to used to dictate everyone to explain their jokes, so I'm too pampered to figure anything out.
This is a rock. I am shit. Do you think I have a realistic chance?
You need to keep trying, and hoping, nonetheless, the deserve that amount of respect.
After all, what's love if it's not hopeful?
I understand you very well, I feel like the invasive one here, I always make promises and play the making friends game and then I can't be there for them, or with them, in any context, and instead I just recede like a shocked hermit crab. I am wasting time at an alarming rate.
The pillow metaphor makes no sense but I like to clutch pillows and pretend they're small space rocks so the word pillow has posessive and enjoyable meaning to me.
I ship and pic related
pepe roni bless
Gute nacht freund
Julian Carter
cats who pee on poles
deserve it
Nathaniel Bailey
Sachiko claimed
Charles Sullivan
Cameron Bailey
don't gimme false hopes
Ryder Barnes
Should I point out ... again that I was the one punching the kittens? Will this come as a surprise to you again? I wonder?
It's just like... no one is following the rules man... I mean no one followed the old rules, and no one follows the new rules. It's total anarchy in here.
And also blows sometimes. Depends.
Niggy. Think fast. How many kittens did you punch today?
>from last thead
best omlette du fromage my friend.
Ryder Walker
>new rules
the ''old ones'' are still in effect
Jace Myers
no they're not. all you need to do today is punch some god damn kittens.
~eris
Nolan Morales
"why are you hitting yourself"
"why are you hitting yourself"
lol
Parker Rivera
Thank you user, very cool!
Why would I punch a kitten?
I love kittens. Even the scratchy ones.
Jacob Lopez
Oh, nice. I am dum dum and couldn't figure out whether or not you got it. Sorry
That hair needs to be a different ice cream i think
Sup dog
Carter Garcia
very funny
Jackson Walker
"smell it, smell it, now take it"
"smell it, smell it, now take it"
~zonah... I mean eris~
Eli Thompson
Carter Sullivan
Brody Perry
rip kitt
sure
Anthony Allen
I'm neither evidence, nor cute. Also, the Earth-chan I know wouldn't say something like that.
Michael Powell
old "rules" werent any more amusing
Joshua Nguyen
Unicorn armor is the cutest. though, Angry Monkey also makes some nice armor, including letting you be BUFF.
Also gives jiggle physics.
Not much we can do about it, it's time when it's time.
Hello, Kill Jill.
Jordan Ramirez
Julian Thompson
they weren't/aren't supposed to be.
Jason Fisher
aegis
Kayden Taylor
your rock is real. i can go outside and pee on that rock right now. Yui is a bunch of squiggles some guy in Japan thought would be cute to give a story to. maybe i'm not cut out to post here if all i'm allowed to like is lines on paper.
sorry.
sorry.
it's okay. you're nice. i like you. you're nice. i find it hard for you to do wrong.
pillows -are- small space rocks that turned into polyester and cotton and whatever else makes up your pillows
Jacob Hernandez
Ayden Russell
kitt is not dead dude...
kitt is alive and well...
beep boop and stuff
Jeremiah Thomas
Need to buy dinner before you get to the blowing part.
Just you wait.
Jiggle physics?
I'm sold.
Nicholas Stewart
Nothing much brodie, i'm just sitting here.
Yourself?
youtu.be
Nicholas Morris
kitt is mr fenny from boy meats world
Brody Butler
because wwe or something... Idk
Ohh... what do poles feast on then?
And he also was T.H.E. Cat
Boom in ya face boyo!
Ayden Moore
How goes the day?
Not like as a bulge, my character is female.
I just have the big guns. Mostly literal guns though.
Caleb Wood
post it
nice
Carson James
I'd punch a man in a cat suit.
Maybe a child in a cat suit too, honestly.
No kittens though.
Elijah Diaz
:(
Dominic Garcia
>Maybe a child in a cat suit
Going ballistic at a kiddie halloween party.
You check out just fine.
Ayden Johnson
I got Steins; Gate for $12 so I'm playing that, lole
I approve of this image
Sup
Kevin Scott
you get a another one
Bentley Martin
I can identify with this statement easily.
I agree, Earth chan would never admit to be sad.
do rules need to be fun?
Sachiko cute as a kind
I will end time
Maybe you should give a story to those squiggles, as well. Whatever reality she has, that's probably your best shot at changing it for the better. We're all just stories on different kinds of paper.
Your squiggles aren't nothing either. You can't be squiggles yourself and join them, but those squiggles are very much part of reality.
I might not get the full, hopeless weeb experience, but the only real difference is that I feel like an asshole pervert selfish megalo retard as opposed to a shut in escapist loser, which also ocassionally gets back to me nevertheless.
youtube.com
If you pee on my rock I will pee on your squiggles' story, metaphorically speaking. I'm not cut out to post here I am an objectophile and "cringe".
You're nice. I don't know what worlds you're always hoping to change, but you change mine for the better.
Woah, you're right, I'll be holding my space dust pillow extra close tonight.
Jacob Stewart
c;
I do what needs to be done.
Nice.
Tell me what you think about it when you're done, maybe?
Thanks love
Cameron Cox
touché
was wondering when this is going to bite back
youtube.com
Doing god's work my friend. So, how's ya as s being or ... whatever?
cah?
Cameron Harris
i assumed earth chan was in a closed relationship with luna the moon
Kevin Sanchez
too cute
little bulge
Dominic Price
I'm just sitting here.
Eating the last of my chocolate stash.
Christian Campbell
And it begins
Anthony Baker
no. just puffy. this one doesn't have one.
also cah?
did corona affect the stash at the store?
Jeremiah Nguyen
So then why would you pretend to be them?
Christopher Johnson
Nope. There was even Corona there.
Alexander Nguyen
I haven't died yet
James Myers
Now that feels
Judging from what i heard i won't be done for quite some time but sure
Gdi i want to pat Mayuri's head so bad
What the fuck
Camden Johnson
Nice work, soldier!
Jonathan Gonzalez
what
Jason Phillips
i knew you liked duek~
Dominic Flores
Good luck with that. It has no end.
Easton Walker
Was just talking today with a friend abot Corona. Fuck I want a Corona so bad right now. Fuck you Dom, you did this to me.
that pretending is not healthy...
one room, some cards and spergmeister.
James Gonzalez
That's good, maybe.
Carson Brooks
A slave to the floof, I see.
I could really go for a drink myself, honestly.
Maybe i'll take another nap instead.
Samuel Price
>Fuck I want it so bad right now.
Isaac Ross
maybe
Bentley Cox
pretend what
Camden Lee
Doing anything interesting?
Jaxson King
Definitely has nice abs.
Poles at Willy Wonka's
Matthew Brooks
I love this adorable gamer
Levi Allen
Not that you degenerate nigger
>
you're xyzzy
#game=9
>Poles at Willy Wonka's
vague reference
Caleb Richardson
You got that right, brother.
That and she has a face that says she needs she needs headpats
Is she disintegrating
Blake Allen
no
Blake Powell
can't
raid
Jordan Nguyen
Good luck then. Have fun!
Juan Myers
Hey there nerd. How are ya?
Indeed, sounds terrible reading it now. Nice melons, guess the corona's okay too.
Adrian Fisher
Kat claimed
Henry Lopez
I am not sure if I should tell you, it is a huge spoiler for Danganronpa 2
Still do you want to know?
I-I am not a nerd!!!
I am doing fine, just tired for today, thankfully this will be my last week at cooking
You?
Ethan Garcia
Abs are my one true weakness.
Ah, well have fun with it then.
Landon Roberts
Do any of you think of the nature of life?
Dylan Ortiz
this cats don't exist
punch material, nigger.
best pisswater on the market tbh.
Lincoln Evans
yeah
i don't know about that
sorry
sorry
sorry
you're welcome
see you tomorrow Earth-posterre
Ryan Harris
Goodnight /waifz/, I hope you have a pleasant night, dream of beautiful people, and remember to stay hydrated.
youtube.com
Sorry if I kind of nuked your heart Yuifag, I just don't think you should be sad about something stupid like love. You are supposed to smile.
I don't think she'd like to know about it either, that someone who can make such a bright light for others dims themselves down by overthinking.
Let's hope not, I kinda like the moon, would be a shame to have to get rid of it.
I'm not Earth chan, if I come off as pretending to be the planet, it would be a pleasure to me to correct my behavior accordingly.
I like Duke they have elevated taste in face accessory.
It's impossible, huh? We did many impossible things on this journey. I don't need luck I just need my waifu.
Adorable
positive
Adam Myers
The universe naturally devolves into chaos, yet one of the major functions of life is to maintain homeostasis, which is antithetical to chaos.
Jeremiah Wright
Aegis a cute
I think I am having an existencial crisis now...
Goodnight Earth-chan!!!
Sleep well
Samuel Sanders
It seemed "this waifu does not exist" would be to cliche
Liam Martinez
touché again
youtube.com
Jacob Flores
lol, good to hear.
Haven't done much today, just played some games.
Trying go for a jog again, soon.
Truly a man of culture, even though your probably joking.
Not a fan of Modelo?
Juan Russell
Nami Claimed
Dylan Diaz
Not a fan of stuff not available on the EU market tbh.
Brody Carter
louise françoise le blanc de la vallière Claimed
Julian Miller
She'll be around until the sun gains wait and vores her.
Thanks. Chiaki is pretty cute too.
I'm not joking this time. Girls with abs dampen my panties.
Xavier Cox
I won't, thanks
you?
Brandon Long
Thanks!
Which games did you play?
Keep those muscles good!
Nami besto navigator
Based taste in music
What?
T-thanks
How are you doing Aegis?
Samuel Ramirez
I always found these neural networks to be very unsettling
Something about the thought of a computer attempting to understand the Form of a cat or face makes me feel like I'm in danger.
This person does not exist is the worst one, because the algorithm gets it right more often than wrong, so you have a picture of a person that looks completly normal, but simply the fact you know the person isnt real makes the face look distorted nd sinister.
Thomas Watson
Robert Howard
I kneel to Kaguya-sama-
>feet
Ew
Adam Perez
fuk u
Benjamin Ross
That name is a mouthful.
I'm trying to figure out what monsters to hunt. I need to increase my MR so I can fight Gold Rathian.
I'm still alive, playing games. How goes you?
Benjamin Cruz
Ehh, it will soon kill us in a AI. All for the best.
Jonathan Adams
Rarely drink, don't have a high opinion of that swill anyway, friends seem to like it though.
Well good then, even though Aegis doesn't wear those.
Mostly LoL, a little M&B Warband.
Be back later.
Ryan Allen
faggot
Adam Hall
Oh. Well.
Didn't know Thanos was in danganronpa
Nathaniel Williams
Hello, and agreed been listening to the album for 3 weeks straight now.
Nathaniel Myers
I doubt that
I dont know why, mabey because I belive that an understanding of the human genome and subsequent genetic enhancements will vastly multiply the potential of individual people.
Btw it was me the whole time
Ian Robinson
good luck
Austin Nguyen
Which games?
I am doing fine, trying to find some vids I had, and tired for today
What are your fav. games?
I-I-I-I-I-I-I am sorry K-K-K-K-Kaguya-sama please spare me!!!!!
Kek
How are you doing?
Wow 3 weeks?
What are you a legend?
Easton Scott
Same here. I rarely drink and have 2 modes: pisswater and fruity pisswater for fun and hard shit for hard resets.
Ur fat.
Cameron Davis
old account got shoah'd. add Der Führer#7760
Blake Sanchez
She probably does sometimes. She can't expose her robot parts.
Thanks, I'll try my best.
Monster Hunter.
Just watching videos huh? What kind?
Matthew Rodriguez
Tyler Sanchez
sniff sniff
Ian Miller
No I'm not
I'm not fit, but that doesnt mean I'm fat
Aiden Campbell
Chubby fat physics loving nigger faggot.
I wish I were a bird.
Caleb Gutierrez
Strategy and turn based have been my favorites for a while. X-com 2, Total war series in particular.
What about yours?
>fruity pisswater
Had some beer that had a lemon/lime flavour was really good. When it's like that I like it.
She can't drink alcohol either, what a shame.
Hudson Jackson
TICC
I
C
C
Brayden Lee
Here we have something called Bavaria. Apple is best... Lemon/lime beer can be made at home with ease... like just get a beer and a lemon :3
Matthew Garcia
About anime, right now I am watching Kiniro Mosaic
How did you spend christmas?
Then are you a skinny one like me?
Sounds pretty based tastes desu
Mines can change but here is a list:
Metal Gear Solid, Terranigma, Fate Stay Night, Mortal Kombat, Yoshi's Island, Bioshock, Undertale and Final Fantasy 6 and 9
Jaxson Foster
Stayed home sick, but at least i got a new vidya to play weh
You?
Connor Sanders
It's no big deal. I haven't been drinking much lately.
I was at work for Christmas. It wasn't anything special.
Jackson Cruz
I hope you feel better, at least
I am now listening to music and ready to sleep
Ah well, I hope you at least had a calm day
Going to sleep now so goodnight everyone!
Zachary Martinez
Daniel Watson
Goodnight then.
Blake Gomez
cute
Aiden Baker
Ever been so mad that you suddenly decided you want to scream at a tree?
Oliver Cooper
what happened?
Justin Barnes
Yeah. Some user came and posted 3dpd in an otherwise decent thread so now i'm gonna go scream at one right now.