go to hooker site

> go to hooker site
> offer hookers slightly higher rates
> tell them i want them to make me huff poppers and call me mr goofy gooner
> send them to random peoples houses and tell them to say your goonmistress is here mr goofy gooner

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Jesus fucking kek as much as i feel bad for the hookers im loosing hard to this...

>feeling bad for hookers
Lost

Hookers bought me lunch last week, im pro hookers.

>92% of hookers would rather fuck a guy for one hour than to clean a guys house for a hour

Don't waste peoples time and money, this is business your probably some repressed christian american faggot anyway.

Baited

You pimp?

Nice phone number, Mr Goofy Gooner

No just friends with a hooker.

> picked the most methy one i could find

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nice phone number nypa faggot

that’s the hookers number you retard

>losing to someone feeling bad for hookers
Lost.

>t h a t s the h o k e r s n u m b e r

That number is the hookers number you retarded newfags

newfags retarded you number hookers the is number That

> we got one on the line

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>losing to someone who lost to someone who lost to someone who felt bad for hookers
Lost

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What site?

Just send her this

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Yeah hookers have actually been very cool to me way more than once with shit like that. Pro hooker.

Post what she goes by for maximum free ad space. She would appreciate it user.

>Having half of your phone screen taken up by an ad in a text app

Yeah we can already see just how big of an idiot you are OP.

The good news is that you've also established that you're so dumb that we know you'll never breed.

What site

This

Plentyofsluts.com

PlentyOfProstitutes.com

Buttloadofsluts.org/asm/nipple_tassle_hassle/howdidyournipsgetsobig_youho4yugioh

Bigbootycutie.cum

Slutbutthut.com

Whoreatyourdoorstore.com

WhoreXpress.co

Doorgash.com

newzealandgirls.co.nz
>actual site

shitty thread only a teenager who cant even get his jokes to work out cuz ruins everything for teeny lollers

waste of time i highly reccommend you stay away from this thread, 1 star out of 5

>?????

she’s not coming anyways just making the most out of it

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While i agree they are both technically unskilled labour im pretty damn certain one commands more money than the other.

Top fucking kek all around. Fucking legend

Do you comb your hair in the morning? Faggot.