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Why doesn't Microsoft release 20H1?
Why have they destroyed Windows Search?
Why do they suck so much?
Do they only use Linux in private, or MacOS too?
i hope they die
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta way. He just ran out of thyme. Here today, gone tomato. His wife is still upset, cheese still not over it. We never sausage a tragedy coming. Ashes to ashes, crust to crust. There’s just not mushroom for Italian chefs in today’s world. Want to know what the rough parts of Italy are called? The spaghetto.
So you have to know how to make hot dogs on a stick to be total mediocre?
I'll learn from AOC, voting Democrat, fuck hot dogs.
More memes making fun of the American military.
No problem with people using welfare to get a foot hold. The problem is with people staying on welfare for years, and that faggot's smirk.
Thank you.
The pony pic really fits.
>begin dating a qt3.14 girl
>"user do you use Reddit?"
>"Sometimes but I mainly use Yea Forums"
>"Oh cool. I've always wanted someone to write a greentext about me, that'd be cute"
>wtf.jpg
>Fast forward a few months and you have pic related
Yea Forums got me a girlfriend
Actual true story inbound:
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
Daily reminder that coronachan is going to kill us all.
Also
Worst ylyl ever
OP is a faggot
Tourettes Guy
That's one nasty attitude kike
You're admitting you can't even google the mortality rate of covid-19?
OP is always a faggot and so are you.
Who else but Shadman
Well excuuuuse me for loving some boipussy
Could you just fuck off already? I hope Tony Zaret gets raped so hard he can't even have a regular bowel movement anymore. I hope his asshole gapes so fucking wide his shit just falls out. That's not out of anger, I'd honestly pay to see it. Sounds neat.
Of all the reasons I've seen to discredit her, the standards of "hotdog on a stick" in 2008 are not on that list.
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
this brought a tear to my eye
I could fap to this if there was more.
>be me
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>tell my father this
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
Now this is the YLYL thread i'm looking for
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
blessed comment
>be me
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
nd tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhea
>tell my father thishow his daughter's first relationship would go down
>begin dating a qt3.14 girl
>"user do you use Reddit?"
>"Sometimes but I mainly use Yea Forums"
>"Oh cool. I've always wanted someone to write a greentext about me, that'd be cute"
>wtf.jpg
>Fast forward a few months and you have pic related
Yea Forums got me a girlfriend
kek
thats tru
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
nd tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhea
tell my father thishow his daughter's first relationship would go down
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down>be
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervoushe secretly wants this >be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
r
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>visibly nervous
>be me
Kill yourself, faggot
FAGGOT STFU
eat my balls nigger
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Trump bankrupted a casino and Republicucks elected him president.
xdd
Hahahaha angry man
you just don't get it, do you?
Oh yes LE WOJAK, very funny indeed my man. Would you consider letting dudes fuck your asshole?
Faggot
Not one funny thing in this thread, fucking losers don't know what funny is
This thread is weak as fuck, but I lost on this. Thanks, user.
i feel like it's a concerted effort to ruin these threads. true story inbound, muslim anime, and those jokes.com images just will never stop being posted. honestly it's probably a cia bot to dissuade us from visiting here. i don't know what they think we'll do if this place gets intolerable, it's almost like they want more mass shootings
Lost! This is so good man
sauce?
Wish I knew.
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
cancer
Oh well. Here's a cute trap in exchange for yours
I have more of her. Thanks for this.
thanks!
Post more please
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
>laughs uncontrollably
>tell my father this
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>announces it was "fun"
>sis comes home
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>they go out
>discuss for a few minutes
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>visibly nervous
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>few days later, brings the dude home
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>17 at the time
>be me
Actual true story inbound
This goes in a rage thread
bnυodni γɿoɈƨ ǝυɿɈ lɒυɈɔA
>ǝm ǝd
>ǝmiɈ ǝHɈ Ɉɒ ٢Ɩ
>miH ʇo ǝʇil ǝHɈ ɿoʇ biɒl Ɉǝϱ Ɉ'nɒɔ oHw ɿǝƨol ɒɈǝd
>ǝm bǝʞɔυʇ bnim HɔɈid ǝmoƨ nǝHw ˎlooHɔƨ ǝlbbim ǝɔniƨ ƨlɿiϱ ʇo ɿɒǝʇ lɒɔiϱoloHɈɒq
>ǝmiɈ ƨiHɈ Ɉɒ მƖ ˎɿǝɈƨiƨ ɿǝϱnυoγ ɒ ǝvɒH
>ǝnoǝmoƨ ǝɈɒb oɈ ƨɈnɒw γllɒǝɿ ˎγzɒɿɔ γod ƨi ɿǝɈƨiƨ γm
>"ǝnoǝmoƨ ϱniǝǝƨ" ƨ'ǝHƨ ɈɒHɈ ƨǝɔnυonnɒ
>.bɿɒɈƨɒd ǝHɈ ɈooHƨ oɈ woH no ƨnɒlq ϱniƨƨυɔƨib ɈɿɒɈƨ I bnɒ ɿǝHɈɒʇ
>ǝmoH ǝbυb ǝHɈ ƨϱniɿd ˎɿǝɈɒl ƨγɒb wǝʇ
>ƨǝƨƨɒlϱ bnɒ ɿiɒH nwoɿd HɈiw biʞ γnwɒɿɔƨ ˎllɒɈ
>ƨυovɿǝn γldiƨiv
>"mooɿɈɿυoɔ ǝHɈ oɈni bǝʞlɒw" ƨ'ǝH ɈɒHɈ miH llǝɈ bnɒ nwob Ɉiƨ I bnɒ ɿǝHɈɒʇ γm
>ƨǝɈυnim wǝʇ ɒ ɿoʇ ƨƨυɔƨib
>Ɉυo oϱ γǝHɈ
>"Ɉƨɒl oɈ ϱnioϱ Ɉ'nƨi Ɉi" ǝm ƨllǝɈ bɒb
>ǝmoH ƨǝmoɔ ƨiƨ
>"nυʇ" ƨɒw Ɉi ƨǝɔnυonnɒ
>lɿiϱ ǝϱǝlloɔ ɒ bǝɈɒb γlƨυoivǝɿq ʇd ɿǝH ɈɒHɈ ǝm ƨllǝɈ ɿǝɈƨiƨ γm ˎɿǝɈɒl ʞǝǝw ɒ bnυoɿɒ
>ʞɔɒd lɿiϱ ǝϱǝlloɔ ƨiHɈ ƨɈnɒw γlɈǝɿɔǝƨ ǝH ɈɒHɈ bǝiɿɿow ƨ'ǝHƨ
>ɿǝHɈom γm bnɒ ɿǝɈƨiƨ γm nǝǝwɈǝd noiɈɒƨɿǝvnoɔ ɒ ɿɒǝHɿǝvo ˎɿǝɈɒl ʞǝǝw ɒ Ɉυodɒ
>"ǝɿomγnɒ ϱniHɈ ɒ Ɉon ǝɿ'ǝW"
>ϱqį.ɿǝɈHϱυɒlʞɔɒdbloHoɈϱniγɿɈ
>ƨiHɈ ɿǝHɈɒʇ γm llǝɈ
>γldɒlloɿɈnoɔnυ ƨHϱυɒl
>nwob oϱ blυow qiHƨnoiɈɒlǝɿ Ɉƨɿiʇ ƨ'ɿǝɈHϱυɒb ƨiH woH γlɈɔɒxǝ bǝɈɔibǝɿq bɒb γm wʇm
That guy is fucking hero, Tiktok faggots
Can't deny those trips. Stop me if you have them already.
I fucking love this man. He put all his weight into that slap. Can see he lifts his leg
I didn't have that one
You rascal..
sauce
I have these. God I wish there were nudes
Me too. But the tease is part of the appeal.
You really don't seem to understand what is being implied here. The people who are citizens dont get the kind of headstart these fucking pieces of shit did.
That show used to be really funny
I would if there were tomboys that didnt look like fucking disgusting dykes
lost
Top fuckin KeK!
it happened because of a city wide decline on all casinos and trump just bought a second one. They were both competing in a shit market. Most people who owned one casino got bankrupt
They don't even get their housing and food paid for, I'd rate them above soldiers.
You guys are actually retarded. To apply for all these you must provide proof of income and lying about it means up to 20 years for falsifying federal documents and stealing from the government. He made it through using the provided services, yes. But, he no longer needs them because he makes more than the amount based to the state and city (Assuming it's just him and his parents, it'd be based off 3 people so EXTRA LOW INCOME: $29500,
VERY LOW INCOME $49150, LOW-INCOME $61200). Reading the article, it goes to show that the average US citizen makes a shit ton less than those who live in higher wages such as CA and NY, and aren't taking advantages of the provided system care — many of which can apply for after 18 years old.
Lol mutts law
this is a YLYL thread not a Telling facts about life thread
new level shit tier ylyl thread achieved
Lets Play together MHW
As oppose to pieces of shit citizens?
This is the exact moment when the YLYL was hijcked by a Trump supporter who is :
[ ] Too stupid to understand what YLYLs are
[ ] Willing to break rules for his kidfucker hero
(tick at least one)
Being able to open several casinos and make money and create jobs, one fails.
This bitch can't even make a hotdog. On a stick.
Fuck off kid
This is SO pathetically unfunny that I conclude "gamers" have no comic skills just like they have no social skills and (ironically) no "game".
You know what IS funny?
The way they lose out on learning all those skills because they spent the time gaming. The very thing they're proud of, made them pathetic.
And this is why you need to keep your trade secrets, secret.
See that?
They can't fucking SPELL.
Those are not hastily typed comments, those are deliberately written motivational memes AND THEY HAVE SPELLING MISTAKES.
Seriously. Gaming wastes the precious time that Nature gave you for learning, well, everything.
Ah, how the wits sparkle and flash !
Its circumcised lmao
Also mutts law
Citizens dont get section 8, or foodstamps?
You're a moron.
Why not just come out and say you want everyone to fail as badly as you. Be honest, stop trying to obfuscate your desires.
And yet here you stand crying about video games...fucking crybaby faggot
The saddest thing is the lengths people will go to to try and discredit someone. So much sad cringe.
Did he just vomit on command?
The funniest thing about this is the fags that think it isn't staged.
Been coming to this shit hole for 16 fucking years. And every year the faggotry just seems to get worse. Did the government spike the water in the 90s to make the population autistic?
I second this.
/b was always full of a bunch of faggots, but it has gotten worse.
Moot sold out the site and now its full of feds
No joke fbi all over this board
Kikeroaches do that when cornered
that's not a fake gun. That's a mossberg maverick 88
But Goku! Masturbation IS training!
The Jew Spew™!
>What is a meme?
You retards know that's staged, right?
whoa, ha ha, he's nicely shaped back there for a guy. No homo
You must not like her. This greentext is zero effort and sucks.
Fucking LOST
Is that Boozie Badazz?
>i did le coding thing
>wow AI is so quirky and fun
>actually just wrote a desperate joke and claimed it was a bot because it wouldn't be funny coming from me
reddit, where people post how they 'accidentally' made something
Thought that was Kirby after using copy ability on a troop.
Pissing into an ocean of piss.
>pic related its the face i make every time i see fucking you
That's fucking vile
Photoshopped. Trump never actually went to Epsteins island.
He's fucking lying. They all are. Anyone in America who has money got it from their parents. If they say they didn't, they're lying.
>Why doesn't Microsoft release 20H1?
because it's not ready..? I'd expect it around April and until then just use Insider Builds if you want it so much.
>Why have they destroyed Windows Search?
what the fuck are you talking about? Windows 10 (especially 1809, that includes LTSC the retards use) is known to perform poorly (disk-access-wise) almost only on HDDs; It doesn't help much that most people who complain use 5400 RPM pre-fail ones.
>Do they only use Linux in private, or MacOS too?
who and why in private? I'm 200% sure at least one Microsoft employee has a Mac
>guy goes on welfare temporarily, pays back into system as intended
I don't think you're making whatever point it is you're intending
This.
Are you actually butthurt over reality?
You can get all of that shit with a greencard, dummy. Everybody yells "Come here legally durrr!" which they did, and those are the benefits of being legal. So shut your idiot face. Just because your scumbag clan can't pull themselves out of the shallow end of the gene pool in one generation, doesn't mean others have to stagnate like your lazy underachieving cousin-fuckin ass.
Wow I didn't think I'd see this here
Yukino-kun no Sukina Hito (139178 on nhentai)
shit goku, you are right
Trump owned four. FOUR. Out of NINE. In one and a half miles of boardwalk. The Taj, The Marina, The Plaza, and Trump's World's Fair.
What makes you think they're still on the dole? You're getting pretty excited about something they probably stopped using years ago. Like Head Start. You age out of that program at age five.
Must be a deepwater jew
He famously fucked over the contractors who worked on his properties, went bankrupt and they got pennies on the dollar for the work they performed. Millions of dollars worth of wages and supplies, the contractors had to eat it.
This kids parents are paying him $81k to do what, schlomo? I'm no genius, but I suspect someone else is paying him $81k to be employed in some capacity, professionally. Like, you know, a job?
No way it's CIA, I'm guessing it's /pol/fags
The crossed
What a fun read that was
The german one is false
Nice photoshop
You're right, not nearly enough
No
Fuck dude
No, just some nigga that doesn't know when to quit.
nigger
The next line thats cut out is about how he wanted to better himself and get off social programs and he did.
Are the mods not seeing this???
sharing is caring
The point is that immigrants are a net drain on the taxpayer. Nobody cares about his intentions; what people care about is the fact that veterans are unemployed and can't get adequate healthcare, but immigrants who newly arrived are being given free cheese.
Please Goku, tell me why she has four toes..
Lost finally understand the joke, the father did not predict anything, you see, he actually murdered him hahahaHa!
If they weren't legal citizens I agree with you. Chinko-chinese usually immigrate the legal way.
If they are still on them after "making it", especially at that income listed, they are complete pieces of shit and should be charged.
Who is this goddess?
Then why don't you vote for people that are trying to increase social programs for all citizens?
Not true they come in containers from china and they hide on tankers all the way to san francisco and Vancouver
This pic is dumb. If you got a slammin chick like that on your couch and you're thinking about weed, you're gay as fuck.
>veterans are unemployed
Get a job, i thought the millitary made you into an independent strong man who can do anythin through discipline and hard work?
thats fucking gross wtf
Please. Please stop.
what is this movie
THIS LITTLE FAGGOT
the next person to post in this thread is homosex
me
am I being trolled or do you think gang weed posting is real?
what happened to it?
Dude, she's gotta be like 5 years old.
that's twitter
trace of nerve gas sniffed
MODS!
It took you long enough Mr Bot
Is it possible to force a meme and make it famous?
I just puked in my mouth a little.
In 5 minutes I'll delete this image act like it's the worse thing ever.
Nope faggot, not gonna happen. Get AIDS.
Dogs
Lmao, ALL memes are forced
I come to every ylyl thread and pray you keep blessing us
Saved and shared world wide. Fuck kikes.
Lold
Lost
Does anyone have the 'you died' image of a huge black nigger lady about to smash some white dude
OY CUNT WHAT DA THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOURE DOING POSTING THAT SHIT HERE THIS IS A FOOCKING CATHOLIC SITE CUNT TAKE THAT EVIL SHIT TO REDDIT
found the newfag doing this pretend shit like the image demands....you are stoopid dude.
Chipmunks
Feeling threatened, the Jew spits noxious venom at the intruding nignog. A Jew's nose is rumored to hold enough venom to take down an entire herd of dindus. This venom is painful and causes the nignog to reel back in confusion. Sensing weakness, the Jew attempts one more daring attack before slithering back to the synagogue.
found the guy that doesn't have fun and gets mad when others do
Emilio is gay
the meme was created to make newfags expose themselves as you just did.
shop his nimbus cloud in front of the foot, you know damn well footfags can still enjoy this
I'm not sure if the average Yea Forumstard is as autistic as this bitch
it was created to fool people, yea. you calling it out just makes no one get fooled. you're not smart, just boring.
squirrels
It was never designed to fool people like you think...only to fool people into doing the dumb pretending. Same with fingerboxes and all the say this or your mom dies. All designed to find the sheep in this place.
kek, nice dubs
hesus fucking christ user
>having fun is a conspiracy
your aluminum foil expenses must be outrageous
>pol fags posting anti trump trash to make people hate anti trumpers so they vote trump
I like it user
lol, you are having the fun of an 11 y/o
Go ahead and newfag yourself to death.
Have you seen the newest fingerbox? It's hours of fun!
THIS THREAD IS FUCKING CANCER
Citation needed**
Why do faggot boomers hate goddess AOC?
It's like you niggers are obsessed.
Where did you get that Epstein footage!?
Cancer ended in 2014 this is an ashen waste
I'd rather go to a sleepover at Bill Cosby's house after a night of drinking than see this again.
for some reason this had the same effect on me, disgusting as fuck
Dont talk shit about my grandpas fingerboxes.
FUCCCKING UNDERRRATED
>implying you would buy any half ceramic ones made pre 1980/90s
>implying not a vintage 1896 bamboo box
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
lost
>believing the jews at snopes
v
cringe
Laughed so hard I woke up my wife. Fugg.
For "I am cuckfucky newfag w/no imagination "
yes
>her
Who the hell thought that movie was a good idea
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"I am cuckfucky newfag w/no imagination "
I am a cuckfucky newfag w/no imagination
holy fuck lost
cringe thread
Not a meme