I worked with Miley Cyrus many years, ask me anything

yes, she masturbates a lot in public

How good do her dirty socks smell?

very gross, i mean, she doesn't care what anyone would think of her

seen her do any crazy drugs?

smells like any dirty socks haha

how many abortions has she had?

does she give good head ?

yes, she always take drugs before her shows

no idea

white, but hairy

like what? specifics?

not very much

i only seen her consume cocaine and weed

Does she squirt? Likes it anal? Any gangbangs in her?

Any dirt/gossip you'd love people to know about her?

about the squirt, i can't tell. She likes anal a lot, and yes, she has made gangbangs

This is all obviously bullshit

maybe this, she has many dildos in her dressing room

Shenanigans. This guy speaks broken english and that hillbilly would never employ a foreigner.

well, I assumed that some will not believe me, but yes, i worked on her shows from 2011 to 2018

yes, im not speak english, i worked on her international tours

I imagine her pussy would really stink bad... Does her pussy stink really bad? .. 'cause that might actually be good.

Did you get to fuck that midget dancer?

that changes according to the day. Sometimes stinks bad, yes

Shes been blacked right?

Oh my God, no, but she tried to suck my dick once

What does color matter?

she was with many black men yes

Black ain't a color, it's a shade.

do you have any pictures from your time working for her? Even just normal pictures?

there are actual pics of her cunt and it's not hairy

fuck off with your LARP

want went wrong with her?

she looks like she smells like low tide. does she?

Does she fuck animals?

Does she have a lot of retards who cant form a sentence working for her?

as i said, english is not my first language

i'm not aware of that

any proof op?

When will you leak her fuck videos?
Also, post unseen nudes.

Does your mom know you suck dicks?

Black is the lack of color.

It's a different species*

wrong, black is actually all colors combined. white is the lack of color.

except it is, just not thickly, you can literally see it in the pictures of her pissing on the side of the road kek

How does her cunt taste after a night under the limelight?

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never tasted it

White is all the colors combined. Learn some science, doofus.

Why haven't you started posting unseen nudes?

i don't have any

Is Miley the source of the Coronavirus?

how it used to happen when she was going to masturbate or fuck in public? she fucked in the streets, busses, backstages? did the guys who fucked her used condom?

I AM GROOG. I WANT PENIS AND ICE CREAM. THEN YOU MAY CROSS DRESS OVER BRIDGE.

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I know Miley as well. Ama while we're at it lmao

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itt: delusional faggot talks to himself pretending to be something he is not

She looks like annie from attack on titan

Does Miley eat pussy? That would be fun to watch.

She has tight pussy?

take that back!

in the busses and backstages mostly. She just did it, i don't think the guys used condoms at all

This lady sounds like excellent wife/mother material.

yes, but that's already public knowledge

you're a dancer?

Sorry, I canceled my subscription to Pop Lezbo Monthly.

its almost like hair can be shaved and grow back? You fucking clown. If youre gunna call him out, do it over something less retarded.

"The guy we're looking for has long hair, this guy has short hair! Clearly not him."

No, i was a security employee. Like a bodyguard but not exactly that

wrong, all colours mixed gives black

you mean lights

I have tasted mileys pussy before and Paris Jackson's for that matter and a few others.. AMA

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>but seen her naked and having sex many times

1. Did she ever show off to people? as in "LOOK AT MY TITS!!"
2. How did you see her have sex? walk in on her getting fucked in the dressing room? did she invite you to join or get mad? ever seen her make guys blow each other while she played with herself? ever seen her get fucked by a nigger?

1. yes, that was exactly what she do
2. How did you see her have sex? she used to have sex on her dressing room, and the door was just open. Never invited me but she saw that i was watching her fucking a couple times.

ever seen her make guys blow each other while she played with herself? No, never seen her doing that

ever seen her get fucked by a nigger? Yes, like 4 or 5 times

>Pop Lezbo Monthly

Heh.

Still waiting for Avril to get properly outed. Pic related, although it's not the best example.

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Hi Cara

Did you ever jerk off to her while she watched or showed off her body? or maybe had a wank watching her get fucked?

i had a wank a couple times, yes

did she give you sexy looks while you did it? did she ever say anything?

A shade . .. of what?

nigger

inb4 nigg, oh nevermind

Didn't know she was still alive.

Is it true that the music industry is full of crazy people who control the masses ?

She nearly died a few years back. Was in hospital for months. Officially she had Lyme disease, but there were rumours it was a massive overdose (iirc she was originally taken to hospital after being found unresponsive following her birthday party)

Ever heard her talk about cum tributes?

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I'm not a meanie who laughs at peoples misfortune. I just thought she fizzled out.

How do you think fame affected her mindset as a human being? Also does she do anal?

Did you even read the thread bro?

has she ever shared any stores with you of rape and abuse when she was a disney kid? I've got a sneaking suspicion they treated those child stars horribly and thats why she's such a raging slut today?

do you think she's the original Miley or a sleeper cell who replaced the real hannah montana?

I don't follow the "lurk moar" rule.

for how long

...

- BLACK -
The Shade of Crime

Does she fuck dogs?

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This reminds me of the rumour that she was murdered and replaced.

what do her braps smell like?

you did not had sex with her but know the smell of her pussy? gtfo

i sincerely doubt that OP posted this. He seems kinda normie tbh. which is fine, since most lurkers are mentally handicapped.

how does she smell?

Why are you a lying faggot?

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This is how you know OP is full of shit.
What are the odds that the ONE guy that DIDN'T fuck her would be posting?

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What is her vocal range

RTFT and lurk moar are two different things, bru

What's it like being delusional and why does your IP show you living in Nigeria ? Do you have any other nigerian scams going on?

according to the RGB system this is right

what is it about nigerians and fucking constant lying?

i guess its to be expected from the country that thinks raping a virgin is the cure for aids

where does she let guys cum?

Lying bitch, you never worked on my tour.

Who did she fuck? (fans, friends, randoms?)
Ever see her fuck somebody famous (and if so, whom)?

>people actually find that disgusting whore sexy
Just

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did she really suck off Jeff Goldblume?

You could probably make good money by taking a video of her having sex

Did she suck a lot of dicks?
Did she ever suck your dick?
Did she get gangbanged?
Does she love nigger dicks?
What does her vagina smell like?
Is she as stupid as she seems?
Is she as degenerate as she seems?

moar nudes

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Depends whether you're talking about light or pigments. Combine all colors of light and you'll get white. Combine all colors of paint and you'll get black. (Well, in real life you get brown, because of impurities.)

>Didn't know she was still alive.
If you believe the conspiracy theory then she's been dead for over a decade and her lookalike has taken her place

Fake fucking asshole you aren't me I'M MEEE >:D

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Hell! I'm just some nobody and have gotten head from her in exchange for coke on several occasions. Btw her real talent isn't singing or dancing, it's sucking dick. I usually have a hard time cumming from head but she made me cum every single time and even swallowed my loads with a huge "am I a good girl?" smile on her face

Thats odd. Don't know if trolling, but.. thats a strange choice for a conspiracy theory.

justin bieber has some okay little tits

May Allah have mercy on you and give your mind rest. I can only imagine shes one of the most annoying women on the face of the Earth

>Don't know if trolling, but..
Nope. That's a legit theory that's been floating around since 2011ish
pedestrian.tv/music/avril-lavigne-dead-theory/

Did you see her suck a black cock?

proof or gtfo larper

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>she used to have sex on her dressing room, and the door was just open.

does she have sex with girls or boys? Whats the approx male / female ratio?

Just fingering or full on stuffing her guts with a huge dildo?

her body is pretty fucking incredible
i would rail her

plz list peculiarities of all the celebrities you've carpet-munched
for science!

Well, you get the gold star for today, user. That is some truly bizarre shit.

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I want to belive

Did she fuck Terry Richards?

Are you fucking retarded or is it a head injury?

If a train leaves station A at 11:24 am and travels 56.4 kilometers at 91.3 mph before accelerating at a rate of 21.5kmph/h for 43.8 miles what time does it arrive at station B?

yes, she smiled, that blow me away

No, never

she said it was abused, yes, but she didn't give us many details

probably not

I mean, she goes around naked, is easy to feel the smell

Idk... you never specified if the end of that 56.4km was station b or not...

What? I'm not in Nigeria

The few times i saw someone cumming in her was in her mouth

Friends and randoms, at least that i know
And no, never seen somebody famous fuck with her

If she did, I was not there

I already answered all of that

Too many variables. How long to accelerate to 91 and then from 91 to max, and rate of deceleration to terminus. Or does it not decelerate, and just fly right through station B at speed?

Yes, 2 times

definitely more boys than girls, much more

just fingering

yes, i don't saw it with my own eyes, but she admit it

She got the HIV?

any other interesting things besides sexual that you can think of? did she write any of her own music at all?

she co writes almost all of her songs

>I worked with Miley Cyrus many years ago
or
>I worked with Miley Cyrus for many years

have you worked with any other big musicians or celebs?

and whats her personality like behind the scenes. happy go lucky air head or edgy try hard or what?

are you Jewish?

I worked with her from 2011 to 2018

What a retard. She has either no hair or trimmed in every picture of her vagina. How have you missed these pictures before bullshitting us?

I am Miley Cyrus
AMA

I worked with other musicians and singers, but all were part for her tours, like Lily Allen for example.

About her personality, she doesn't take anything too serious, she's really funny

How much can you fit in your butt?

One thing are the pictures of her, another is Miley in real life. Also, it depends if she shaves or not

Yea Forums is full of virgins.

Not as much as you faggots can

Why didn't you let her?

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you want to believe this guy so bad you went retarded.

Saying someone has the capability to grow hair is not what makes someone hairy or not. To confirm she can grow hair on her vagina is useless. Not at the way its being used in his claim.

If someone is shaving their hair, that is trimming it, then they are not hairy. Not by any understanding of the concept.

If you think some people are naturally hairless then you are fucking retardeddddddddd. If you think this guy was pointing out that she can grow hair when she doesn't shave it, then you are retardedddddd

I let her do it, but it was just a blowjob

Stupid question user it's obvious that user is a massive faggot

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hey guys its me miley cyrus AMA i have orgies all the time, poop in kleenex boxes, and eat red meat raw.

>virgins arguing about miley cyrus's pubic hair
get ahold of yourselves lads

How early DID Daddy tap that?

my guess? very early

Is she a part of a satanic network.?

I know for a fact she does a lot of coke. I know someone who hangs out with her

i doubt it

Could she be a victim? Her dog was killed and short time after that she has a show with a big statue of her dead dog.

she cleaned her ass for anal or was it dirty?

Why haven't you kill yourself?

she's not very clean, that's what i can say

You are breaking it down sister!

wait, like shitty?

I can't tell, i just know that she's not very clean in her daily life

cmon bro don't do us like that

period blood related?

i don't know, for real, i wish i could tell you

oh i see what you meant now

how was ur job and what do u think of miley now?

how much did you get paid?

My job was fine, i mean, the only important thing to me it was be pay well, and that's cool. Also been so close to Miley all the time is really exciting.

What do i think of Miley now? she's a really good singer for me, but also i could saw with my own eyes all the dirty things she's doing and the miseries of the fame

I wont say the number, but was a lot, it requires a lot of months of dedication and travels around the world

Did you ever see any Lily fanny?

favorite dirty memory of her?

btw fame sounds depressing

I only saw her one time in topless, nothing else

she fucking with some guy while smoked weed before a show. I just can't handle her face smiling to that

do you still nut to the thought?

yes, everyday, and it happened many times in all the years i worked with Miley. just too many good memories

can u describe how she liked to fuck

Half the people in Los Angeles can't speak Engrish. I'd be more shocked if half her staff weren't foreigners who could barely speak our language.

she fuck really quiet, i mean, she let the guys do all the job while she's just sitting there, like she was used to.
And the sex was increasingly rough

she seems kinda gross, i know she's not shy of pissing but how about farting and shitting in front of others?

Depends on whether you're dealing with transmitted or reflected light.

no you fucking idiot, white light is all colors combined, black is the absence of any colors.

dumb fucking retard nigger that's why you don't have a college degree.

what if youre talking about transmitted?

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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How many times have you been to Byron?

>implying entertaining the conversation = 100% trusting it

Illuminati kills famous people and replaces them with lookalikes.

Michael Jackson became a white ghost man before they officially killed him...

Dave Chappelle has been replaced with a black man with a deeper voice.

Colonel Sanders was replaced with NormMacDonald.
This is nothing new, just open your Eye. ¿

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Who throwin shade

youtu.be/5Z417hM-RAA

sweet vid

Hey,
I know you're lurking this thread and I know you're having fun and all, but I am the person/entity you are looking for and if you are still interested come to Finland, Helsinki and then drop an email to
[email protected]

I feel you too, and I can tell you all of it In person over a coffee or a drink.

Good luck
You know I love you

indeed shes not shy at all, i saw her once shitting on a corner before a show, and yes, she farts a lot too

What's the dirtiest/most fucked up thing you've seen her do behind stage? What about on stage?

Miley