What's the easiest way to become an Hero?

What's the easiest way to become an Hero?

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Hang around Asian people and get the Corona Virus.

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a few people got diagonsed in my city already

too bad it's just a fucking flu user

Play Pokemon Go.

What city is that?

Prague

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I wish I was American so I could easily get a gun and end it all

Ah, fellow Euro. Cool.

What's the occasion though. What's making you want to an hero at this time?

dunno, everything sucks in general

no job, no trap gf, no money

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*hum*

Well life is hard sometimes.

Can you do anything to change your circumstances?

How are you going about trying to find a job? Or a trap gf?

amen, any relatively painless, 100% cert ways to do it in the uk?

Always look on the bright side of life~!

>he was such an hero, to take it all away...

Ancient fag just cruising by. I was part of the raids on Mitch's memorial MySpace(s).

Oh, and why kill yourself? Sell everything, take out any and every loan possible and fly to Thailand. Bang 9 year old prostitutes and do drugs until you OD, preferably at the same time.

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that idea only appeals when you actually care and feel thrills

I'm doing nothing. I feel like a mech with no pilot.

Gun is not an option here, tho my friend seen a guy do himself in on a shooting range.

nothing to sell lol. already took out loans

Well, you can always volunteer for stuff.

Or you can join a club, I like boardgaming myself.

Just something so you feel like you can contribute or be a meaningful part of something.

That's important for us humans.

what is a good club if you don't have a hobby?

Well. If you like to read, maybe a book club.

If you like sports, see what's available near you.

If you're into religion there's stuff for that I suppose.

You can check if there are any listings for local clubs near you.

thanks but I don't feel like taking up a hobby.

I've let it go to the point that all I own is an old PC and one pair of pants with holes in them that I superglued together. I'm surviving by stealing kolache everyday

I've never been a meaningful member of society

get job. This will give you money. With money girls will find you more attractive. Life sucks from time to time. Find out what makes your life suck and work those area's. It like a game. If you are depressed consider it playing on hard mode. Seriously, you can improve life a lot.

I know because I tried to be a hero one day and failed. No I'm dealing with cancer and no way I want to die. A lot can happen in 5 years if you work hard for it.

bdsm. Buy some whips, go to fetlife, go to events. Meet girls who are interested in being a sub. Since 90% of the guys are to shy to go to kink parties there are generally more girls than guys. Soon you have sexy girl

grateful for everyone's advice, sometimes it means so much just to hear it

sorry to hear about your cancer man

no prob. Just remember that that everything is a temporary period. The way your life is now will not be the way your life is in the future. If you try new things your life will change for sure.

holiday in china

post Deepfakes

masturbate over 20 times

Take care man.

It's really easy to get down in the dumps and feel useless when you're dealing with hard times. Happes with everyone.

Doesn't mean it'll keep happening, nor that there's anything wrong with you. It's just a rough time period, and you'll get through it eventually.

The trick lies in not giving up. Looking for new paths forward if needed, and changing strategies if needed.

shotgun to the asshole

>become leader
>take over the world
>fake documents, data, history
>subjugate everyone
>make everyone think you are a hero
>tfw profit

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>Go to Walmart go to pharmacy
>Ask for out dated insulin cost about 10$ >Inject You will pass out and die