Does that thing look like a first lady to you?

No, but I'd smash. Don't know why Trump is repulsed by her

You mean the one that did soft core lesbo porn?

Not like any of them are normal people. Or know how to talk to poor people. Figured you guys were into Michelle liking traps and all.

guess you don't keep up with the polls lawl

She married for food and the welfare checks he promised her

I can't imagine what that would be like. Being married, and knowing without a shadow of a doubt... that she's with you because of money. That's got to be.... well... it knocks the validity of a marriage almost down to zero. Maybe trump thinks she's with him for his personality.

>2020
>still thinking polls mean shit after the last election
Wew lad

he has to win the nomination you incompetent shit hew

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Oink oink!

yes. i can't wait till november

No wonder he's perpetually angry

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Twins

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you won't have to wait that long. only until the democrat primaries when biden takes him down. they'll both soon stop stinking up our tvs never to be seen again.

Actual first lady 2021

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name one time besides SC where biden came close to beating bernie

How pigs kiss

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Buttjudge and Klobachar have dropped out. Warren next. The box has been shaken again. Biden will sail this in.

Yep, Sanders is fucked. No chance. The DNC media steamrolller will squash him flat like the toad he is.

cool now can you answer the question?

Every one from now on. He's finished.

Sums it up.

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I'd be putting my money on Trump. Safe bet.

Kim Jong Un in drag is who it is

Dropping 1,000 bucks on Trump. More if it's Bernie.

LOL

Yeah.

that isn't relevant to the question i asked. Biden has won only one state so far, and he's going to be lucky to win even half of the states with delegates up for grabs today

Maybe you can blame Russia when he doesn't get selected. That sounds legit.

bankrupting colleges is her thing, so i guess not

what i'm hearing is that you have nothing

She's STUNNING AND BRAVE! They are a lovely, happy couple!

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Based

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That nose...if theres money she will definately sniff it out for old bernie the socialist

Actually yea. Def looks like a rich mans wife.

Who the fuck cares about how they look? I'm not a bernie fan but god damn americans are retarded and you fully deserve the collapse of your country.

Once Bernie loses California he might as well concede. It's over for him already.

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i'm just gonna call it. their noses are photoshopped af. noone's nose is that fucking big

Not a good look for the first lady to be morbidly obese.

any reason you think (incorrectly) that he's going to lose Cali?

Nope. 100% legit.

God I hope Biden wins, he'd STOMP Trump in November, and the Dow will keep surging, I won't have to give money to the unemployed, and no free healthcare for trumpanzees.

Looks like Bernie FAILED. Trump LOST via the MARKET CRASH and PANDEMIC.

Biden swoops to an eaaasy victory.

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Are you seriously too stupid to see the DNC has shut the angry old prick down? They're embarressed by him.

The market will be booming come the election. Whatever damage Coronavirus will do, it will be done by the middle of summer.

My advice: buy the bottom. Namely Amazon.

>embarrassed
scared. They're trying to shut him out because they're scared, user

>look like a first lady
Ooh, gross, she's wearing clothes and shit.

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They're not scared of that old fool. He can't keep his cool in even the mildest debate with gimme questions and friendly fire. Trump would wipe the floor with him if he carried on like that.

>Maybe trump thinks she's with him for his personality.
Vain guys do have a tendency to believe their own advertising more the older they get, so who knows? I still have a hard time imagining how he'll react to being tossed out of power, and abandoned by those who found him useful for a time.

>scared
Of him tanking the economy?

she looks like Trump :/

the Russians are going to collude with the DNC and screw Bernie out of the nomination.

youtube.com/watch?v=JIVJCDwZUkM
Yeah Biden sure has a way with words. Bernie inspires and motivates. Creepy Uncle Joe just makes me cringe

The economy's gonna soar when working class people have money they can spend on goods and services instead of healthcare and college debt

I see you care about the issues that matter...

He'll serve the full right years with the Democrats screaming and obstructing his every attempt to right the country. This generation of shallow democrats, who never shut up about people's skin color, are complete assholes and deserve being relegated to the dustbin of history.

witnessed

fuckin checked

Democrat first ladies are always beautiful women!

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This isn't new information. Pubelican won't win without a lot of shady shit.

Faggoted

Working class people vote for Trump in case you haven't noticed. Bernie bros are all young naive college kids, actors and musicians.

oh, so 370,000,000 will have had their viruses by then, 2% of America will have died, the Dow will have recovered, America will have forgiven trump for not preparing America and stopping all flights/boats etc into the nation and preventing millions of foreseen deatths?

Yeah, no.

Obama was able to stop SARS, and keep the Dow from dropping 1 point.

Trump's still screaming "HOAAAAAX!!!!" like a retard. You can't fix retarded. Nor can you get it reelected. Very sad.

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>Trump would wipe the floor with him
With his razor sharp intellectual incisions
youtube.com/watch?v=g6mZ1ofj2Vo

Shut the fuck up about Trump debating anything, he putters off on random shit while being as much of an ass as possible to the opponent.

Michelle looks like their maid.

truest thing I've seen all day
Hail MegaSatan!

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Trump said he "wouldn't go to any debate, they're not fair."

Because he can't debate, and Hillary beat his dumbass in each debate.

Trump would get torn apart in ANY debate. He's too dumb.

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He's already wiping the floor with him. Bernie couldn't even defeat Hillary and she was a joke.

Trump would lose in the biggest landslide in all history. It's not even open to debate.
Oh, sorry, that's what Democrats said in 2016.

Norway is overrun with sand niggers now.

[citation needed]
Rural voters vote red because they fall for the bullshit over and over again. People who are living paycheck to paycheck know they need a major shakeup or a miracle to help them get ahead. Trump was a serious departure from the status quo, but he's not any less corrupt than Clinton. Bernie is the populist that's going to sweep the primaries, and win big in November

>He's already wiping the floor with him.
With what?
Sleepy Joe?
Oh man, watch out, next he'll call him stuttering Joe or something else lame.

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trump's had a massive stroke, he doesn't know what he's saying. he's in a hovveround on the white house premises now, grabbing kids' asses on the white house tour, he's a filthy mumbling pederast.

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she's not a mail order bride, that's a plus.

looking like a real mom you might be scared of her, but I'm sure she will be much more supportive than you are used to from your own mom. as will Bernie, he'll make sure you live in a free and fair society no matter how much of an asshole you are.

They also said he'd tank the economy, start a nuclear war with the DPRK, start race wars and a bunch of other insane shit that didn't happen.

Meanwhile, the US is in the best shape it's been in since the Reagan years. The only thing these faggots have to compain about is other faggots like themselves constantly complaining.

I love the hyperbole of the left. They cannot win in a debate in the arena of facts so they have to invent fantasies.

>Meanwhile, Bernie had a legit heart attack recently.

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the only terrorists in Norway are white "Christians". same in America, 2/3 of all terrorist attacks have been committed by republicans. they need to be deported.

muslims are angels compared to the right wing retards, barreling around in their rascals with c-4 in the saddles.

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honestly she looks like a nice lady? someone whod make a mediocre roast but put her whole day into it

not "like a retard", he is a retard.

he is mentally handicapped and physically a biohazard.

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>in since the Reagan years.
Which included a giant recession.

yeah,you republitards already tried this with michelle obama,didnt work with her.wont work with bernie

maybe next time you can choose a republican that wont lose his own party elections

Yeah, yeah... orange man bad... we get it. It was her turn... blah blah blah

The person who photoshopped this is a tremendous loser

When you grow up, you'll learn that women find a guy that makes money very attractive.

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Idk, Biden thinks hes running for senate. Top kek.

Oh the irony.

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Water seeks it's own level

No it's not you retard.

Kyuss, QOTSA, Electric WIzard are better than anything from Norway.

>everything bad imaginable emanating from this person
>o-orange man b-bad
but he makes libruls cry!!1

in the end you won't be spared

I pray I won't be spared from the screeching when a) Bernie is fucked out of the nomination and
b) Trump is in office until January 2025

Let the REEEEEEEEEEEEE's begin

>trump is a shit president and a shit person
>them librul tears tho!!1 lol!!111

in your mind-

he's the laughing stock of the world, he's incompetent according to numerous political experts. he's a con-man, philanderer, compulsive liar, narcisissist crony. literally the only reason you like and support him is librul tears.

at least be honest with yourself.

>at least be honest
those are your opinions. I disagree with everything you believe. Belief not facts.

Imagine being so hated by half the country that they elect a dumb lying piece of shit just because he makes you upset. That’s how unbearable the Democrats have become over the last 8 years. And before you call me a Trumptard I didn’t even vote in the election.

Okay buddy. That he's the laughing stock of the world is a fact, because the U.N. literally laughed in his face. He is factually a philanderer. He is factually a con-man (trump university, trump steaks.) The opinion at work here is your opinion that he's good because "muh librul tears."

H-HOW DAAAARE YOU

*cries in /pol/

Post more proof of this faggot.

I do not buy any of it. Your hate literally consumes you to the point you are not trust worthy.

Go ahead prove my point- let's hear more ranting and raving. You can do it-

More like two ladies and a dude.

>I refuse to accept facts because of my slavish devotion to a demagogue
useful idiot

>facts
none-not one.

>if I deny facts that makes them go away!
actual idiot

>Does that thing look like a first lady to you?
It does. Looks a lot like Hillary physically. The woman next to it doesn't, though.

You have nothing but hate. You state opinion as reality. You are just an average leftist zero. Nothing more.

not even a lefist, I just know a brainwashed moron when I see one

>brainwashed moron when I see one
It doesn't take a lot of talent to use a mirror. You probably have time, I would guess your pets won't play with you. Too hateful.

*feast lady
ftfy

AYYLMAO!

I'm sure the attractiveness of the spouse is a good way to determine a national leader, not that I'm a fan of Bernie, but still.

1.4% lmao. I think we are doing fine in Norway. Stay poor for ever bro. How are those hospital bills coming along? need an Ambulance? shit better sell your house first lol

I see we have a retard here.

First lady in line at the buffet