So Yea Forums someone gave me these two fake hundreds

Ive used (real) hundreds at walmart self checkouts many times, buying 1 or 2 dollar items, and never had a problem. Its more convenient than going to the bank and I get a pack of gum.

Try and spend it on hookers or crack or something.

Buy drugs.

Hang on to them till Christmastime, then mail them inside cards to people you hate. Who knows what fun may ensue?

buy drugs
sell drugs for money

Of you have a lot of “fake cash” get a deliver job for 30 days and quit. “Laundry” the money into the tips and payment. And be like they paid me with a a hundred and included the tip. Actuall cash deposit in crypto market. Other than that, buy crack and flip that shit. But be aware the dealer might shoot you

Oh and only do your laundry on sports days when the delivery service “pizza” is at its peak. This is a shitty way but it’s a way user.

machines will know if its real

Some dumbass cashier at a Walmart will make change

Take a cab ride and pay the driver with the fake bill. Then take an Uber home. Do the same thing later that day with a different cab company.

Convenience stores rarely have the pen

op here. I really cant take risks theirs a jail sentence for giving fake money.

Your only option is rip off a drug dealer

buy something from someone off craigslist. plenty of dumb people on there that wont notice.

then sell the item for real cash, or enjoy your new whatever it is

By the way if you get caught the feds are going to rape you. Really consider if $200 is worth it.

Try and not be a nigger nigger

>Convenience stores rarely accept hundreds
ftfy

tear where the chink speak is. hand it to a cashier chink speak down. buy something at least $40. youll only get 120, but thats way more than 0

>go to a taco stand or something similar
>buy food
>get change
>repeat with other fake hundo somewhere else

Who gave them to you?

Nice try fbi

trips dont lie

This way is expensive but its the only way you aren't going to wind up in rape prison. Mix them in with about 20 other $100 bills then go to the casino and buy in on a craps table. Play a few rolls until you lose then say fuck this, color up and leave. Side note we have already been notified of this particular fake note though so they will be on the lookout for those ones so i wouldn't bother.

the nigger who gave these to me did

Well do to another what they did to you.

Make origami with $100 bill and then sell them for 14.99. Haha haha nothing but profit!

You could just make a rando mark with a fat black marker across the chinky shit. I see black marks on bills all the time.

i didnt even think of that because i live in a civilised nation that doesnt use paper. if there was a black mark on our notes we'd just wash it off

I’m an idiot. I didn’t ask where you were trying to spend it. (Not being location specific because your isp and “others”) but if your traveling or in a small town. It’s easier to spend. Your HW is cutout apparently. In your calculation of “posting” this, did you anticipate “jail time”? For a piece of paper being used as currency it’s really not with it. Unless you intend on really trying to “spend to gain” take a moment to reflect this is a “black vs. white” decision. Operate in the gray where it requires intelligent people to interact with you not some idiot that’s going to either be a suspect or your on camera spending the fake currency. To be square with you, it’s not about the money even though it’s useful and nice to have. Use your wits user!

Hey user one more question. This bill appears to be designed to fool a currency scanner (atm, casino slots, btc machine) that blue strip appears to be not only wide but a deep blue. By fooling a machine it’s easy to cash out after losing. But here’s the thing a casino would never delete security footage and the footage is at a higher def than you 4K tv. Where did your friend acquire it? About 3-4 years ago one could order a pallet of fake cash that would pass casino scanners. This bill appears to be apart of the same scheme.

the blue isnt even reflective or holographic ir whatever. I got it from some black guy who blocked me right after

We don't use paper in the US, either. Its 75% cotton 25% linen.

imma just throw em out it's not worth it.

I toldja nigger. Use 'em in a cab.

that is paper you fucking moron

top kek

can you wash it off? no. so its completely irrelevant

Holy shit, trips.

m8 i saw hex's on int yesterday

That must've been epic for the dude that did it.

well then do the same thing to someone else, dumbass

LOL! we all know you've got them selling drugs.

Your best option is to return it to the person that gave you. Or, take it to the police station and tell them you were given these by "name of person" and ask what you should do to recover your money. They might send you to the bank where you'll repeat your story or they might take the money and file a report. But of course, nigger, we know you won't do any of this because money came from illegal transaction.

I wouldn't try to pass it at any real business because they always check large amounts like these and you'll get busted. Try with a crack dealer, perhaps he'll sell you couple of rocks which you can then sell it to another crackhead.

No, it's not. Paper is made from pulpwood and recycled paper products. Some high end copy paper has linen in it. But currency paper has zero pulpwood, it is pure cotton and linen.

You can't. If they look that fake, they probably feel way off. Anyone will be able to catch it on the spot. Forget trying to fool someone like a cashier that handles money all day.

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Actually, some ink will come of if you wash it. Especially ballpoint pen. If it was regular paper, you couldn't wash it.

something can look fake but feel real you moron.

take the bills to cops and file a crime report against that nigger. Give them his phone number and tell them you sold him some Playstation games and he paid with these fake bills.

not talking about ballpoint pens you dense motherfucker. a "fat black marker"

You believe that someone that can't even print a 100 without chinese characters on it (the easiest part, anyone with a scanner can get the image right), can get the paper consistency correct? You have to engineer that yourself or blank an actual bill. What moron counterfeiter would go through that then fuck up so bad on the image?

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I know that. I wrote it. He was saying he can wash it off, presumably coins, and american "paper" cannot. I said it depends on the ink. Try to follow, nigger.

Fuck a hooker

i am that he, try to follow nigger.

i was talking about polymer banknotes you fucking retard. like Australia, UK, Canada, Europe... you know... the civilised world

buy something at walmart.
pay at register with black female cashier.
return it next day.

>be me
>got fake bills
>ask Yea Forums
>"Go for a drug deal"
>Take the cocaine
>360 and walk away
>MFW I got stab by a fucked up dealer
>MFW I died for a stupid fake bill
Move on OP. Just forget about it and give it to charity.

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You probably are going to have a hard time getting change, if you buy something cheap, people are suspicious of large bills. .

You'd be better trying to buy something that is about $100 bucks, paying with that. . Then returning the item for real money after a couple weeks.

I had fake 50's years ago, Chinese food places were the best option.

Oh, you mean play money.

Paper Notes:
>soggy af when wet
>ez pz to counterfeit
>"um its actually cotton and linen"
>can tear it
>its paper dude
>cotton is cellulose, woodpulp is cellulose, they are both cellulose
>monopoly uses paper money
>will burn
Polymer Notes
>can take them to the beach
>can put them in the oven
>cant tear them
>hard to fake
>made of oil

>Ive used (real) hundreds at walmart self checkouts many times, buying 1 or 2 dollar items

well at least you don't go to the regular checkout and make the poor workers give you all of their change, good on you lad.

very original. do you have any actual arguments against them or is it just that you people like having cash that rips and is capable of absorbing unspeakable things?

Get a good piece of ass from a hooker then haul ass...

Use them and break them at some Chinese restaurant. The ghettoer the better. Bought 50 dollars worth of dinner with a couple friends with a fake 50 that the atm gave me. All money has no real value so it doesn't really matter

it has the value of the material. you could, for instance, burn it heat your home. So it has the value of whatever that means to you
of course, if you live in the civilised world you cant burn it, because polymer is infinitely superior, but its whatever

THIS. Get a few blowjobs with it.

or get two blowjobs, and 100 bucks legal change

And post results on b

You know that I meant, numb nuts. You're probably not of much value, how about we burn you instead?

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Probably got laid that day.

Do you have to have a permit to carry them?

I like having money that doesn't have monarchs on them, and old notes are historically collectible.

hey... yeah... we need a permit for everything... but why cant old polymer notes not be collectible? also nearly all aussie notes dont have a king or queen on them. besides, that has nothing to do with the structure of the note.
also unrelated but i really like American libertarianism, just sayin

>but why cant old polymer notes not be collectible?
I donno, that would be weird, but people collect anything, I suppose. In the game of life, you collect as many as you can.. Right? But we have a lot of very old notes that have some spectacular art on them. Gold certificates, etc.

I have some Libertarian roots, but beliefs don't really translate into reality. Being practical, in this country, you try to go where the government fucks with you least. Lowest taxes and most freedoms is as close to pure libertarianism as you'll get.

order a pizza and don't tell them you're paying with a $100, order it to somebody elses address or an apartment complex and be waiting out near the fake address, leave instructions like "call when pulling in" or something so you can play off coming out to meet them. 30% chance the pizza dude says fuck it and sells you the pizza and gives you change, tip him a $5 or whatever. when he gets back to the store he will use the bill tester pen and realize it was a fake but you'll be long gone. Or it could potentially not work and you try somewhere else.

i know what libertarianism is dude, i am a libertarian. I want Australia to have a 1st and 2nd amendment, and i want it to stop being a welfare state. But theres no way to do that without the general population finally waking up and growing a brain

>But theres no way to do that without the general population finally waking up and growing a brain
Well, they're not gonna. And they won't here, either. I used to think my beliefs worked best in the woods in a remote area, for some reason I believed that. Now I know different. The rights that are most important vary from person to person. I want low taxes and personal freedom with guns and drugs, and it would be nice to live among people with modern services like stores and hospitals and entertainment. For me, thats probably gonna be Vegas. I don't expect to pick fights with cops. They can do their thing, I'll do mine. In Libertarianism, you have to allow for all sorts of different people doing their own thing, anyway.

well im a coin and paper money collector, sorry to say friend most business will catch you without a doubt sadly. id say the only possible way is to do the old sack trick. make a purchase like 2000$ and mix them in, most cashiers dont wanna check each 100$ bill so that is what id do, no telling it would work cause the sack trick was done in the 1930s with Iron Half Dollars to fool people are radio stores

Get some new windshield wipers installed at a half-assed garage.

Yeah, that’s not suspicious. Doh

Use the money to buy drugs from a dealer you dislike and don't mind cutting ties with.

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Those marks are just Chinese bank markings
>not counterfeit

This