You have 10 SECONDS to prove you are NOT and AMERICAN

You have 10 SECONDS to prove you are NOT and AMERICAN.

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i eat 3 fruits/day

Oh Fuck! Sauce me on that awesome dick rider.

I think trump is a retarded conman

>not and american
>not and
>and
I'm an American, and sorry you're jelly.
Sure, our healthcare sucks. But, don't be a fat piece of shit and you don't need to worry.
Euroscum

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jynx maze

Yesssss
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You're awesome.

>free healthcare
>better beer
>no amerifags, only as tourists

I can spell colour properly.

viva peron carajo

i have a foreskin

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Holy shit. Europoors must be feeling really inferior today LOL

my wife is a strong independent woman

pau no seu cu

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Fuck the French, fucking faggots.

i can spell grzegorz brzęczyszczykiewicz

FUCK..I...I JUST CANNOT STOP THINKING OF AMERICA. THEYRE ON MY MIND ALL THE FUCKING TIME. HOW ARE THEY SO STRONG AND POWERFUL?

check em

Calm down mate

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i wish i could be american...

Sandniggers are raping my wife and daughter and I'm disarmed so I can't stop them and would be jailed if I did.

No you can't. You put a "u" in it.

ay ay ay give me some tacos and burritos hermano

Colour

And American?

I'll take grammar for $1000 alex

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I'm white.

Hmm..must not be from EU then! You'd be a muslim.

It rains alot

I'm not a retard

Im inferior

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Chupame bien la verga, gringo!

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English is not my native language, so, you have a proof. And I'm not mexican, Latin America is bigger than AMERICANS thought...

It's 4°C outside

Decimetre centimetre metre decametre kilometre

It's not great. In fact it's so bad people die risking their lives to get to it..

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My dick is 17 centimeters in length

When I took a shit, the light was on.

I'm sorry.

Gay

Im not the strongest most powerful place on earth.

I'm not a retard

My dick is uncut and I have no trouble keeping it clean.

Bollocks

Im obsessed with America

Technically the U is a French addition, so no, you're not speaking english correctly.
The norman, and middle english spelling contains NO U.
Therefore, the original spelling is Color
Or colorare if you're gonna go back to latin.

>does being fat make their aim better or worse? This joke is retarded because you've made a stronger militia.

>Better beer
Now you hold it right there you commie fuck. Budweiser is the king of beers.

>implying muslim is a skin colour
jeez

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I have an IQ over 50

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cheese

>not obese
>healthcare
you need more?

I drink in public and can drive as fast as I want.

I cannot stop thinking about America

I have affordable healthcare and my kid doesn't have active shooter drills in school.

I live in a shithole

I do not freak out if I see a roundabout when driving

It's dark outside

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I don't have a health insurance company that's trying to fuck me out of coverage to leave me in debt for the rest of my life.

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Im thinking about America 24/7

Heia Norge! Heia Norge!

hä? mitä mä taas oon tehnyt? vittuako ukko mulle avaudut jos on paha mieli niin pura sitä johonkin muuhun ku muhun tai kärsit seuraukset, äpärä pikku vittu lyön sulta leegot kurkkuun

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I speak 3 languages

i want to fuck my mum.

>You have 10 SECONDS to prove you are NOT and AMERICAN.

Opposite is much easier, I LIKE peanut-butter

EVERY American is raised eating this stuff, and non-Americans can barely stomach the stuff

I'm not broke for being sick lol

Ayo

Broke? Hmm weird. I had my appendix removed and it barely cost me anything.

I am a healthy weight and I support the economic rights movement.

I am jealous of America

Best way to spot an American is when you ask them where they are from they'll say their state assuming you know that they are from the US

Posts shit like this, then complains about white genocide. Fucking eurotrash.

Are there no roundabouts in the us? Why?

cool

Well... go on... post pictures of her!

i pity you

seems legit

We colonized you and I've been smoking legal weed my entire life. We also don't fail at building dams n shit. Dus zuig m'n pik

No shoes inside

I own an AR15. Oh wait. I'm NOT eurofag or AussieCunt so I actually have a 2nd Amendment

>eurotard cant do simple spelling like the word color
no wonder why you faggots havent been to the moon yet

I constantly think about America

I commuted to my €1000/year university for free from an entirely different city by train.

I own a historical sword, which is actually more effective in modern day warfare against autonomous weapons, attack helicopters, nuclear bombs and tanks.
At least if my government turns homicidal I can die with a sword in my hands.

9/11 was a good thing amerifags need to cool their shit about it tbh

>white genocide
>being american

Sure, lets wait until the whites are a minority in the USA. Oh wait, they are already. And the only whites effectively reproducing are white trash crackers. Fucking nigger cuck go kill yourself on laced xanax.

I smell like shit and don't brush my teeth.

based. On every shoe there is fecial bacteria.

My girlfriend is 180 cm tall, normal weight, has all her teeth and has had less than 3 sexual partners.

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>moon
>not mououn
Dumb meriturds.

damn japan
trump could be envy of your border defens

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The left can't meme

I don't know how many centimeters are in an Inch

Autism increases

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>I own a historical sword, which is actually more effective in modern day warfare against autonomous weapons, attack helicopters, nuclear bombs and tanks.
>At least if my government turns homicidal I can die with a sword in my hands.
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I love fictional writing

I am white

I am

I would actually be proud to be one

KURWA

I Cook my lunch and my dinner. Rice and Black Beans, every single day, day and night.

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