Your thoughts on Greta Thunberg?

the deformed appearance of these things reinforces my belief that pedophilia is the result of brain damage and you need euthanasia

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kill it with fire

I would rough her up a bit though first ya know?

She is a girl

Actually… if you think about it pedophilia is pretty fucking normal.

Let's rewind to our prehistoric ancestors, the great apes. They had a lifespan shorter than 40 years old... do you think they waited until they had 20 years of age to start reproducing?

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Says the pedophile

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a cute

Wanna cum in her vagin, bobs and mouth.

Fuck outta here, kiddy-diddler

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This is an incredibly stupid argument. So stupid that there's no way you're serious, this HAS to be b8. But on the off-chance it isn't, well...I don't know, man. You should probably go outside or read a book or something. You actually made me shake my head in disappointment.

We don't need someone like her. We are humans not some type 1 civilization. If you think we can stop climate change then you're a moron like her. It's called planetary evolution.

Nobody cares anymore, we have the corona virus now.

whats wrong user? too old to fuck me?

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Might as just well say "I'm scientifically illiterate and I don't do research then have the stones to lecture other people about it."

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Can someone please post the cartoon of (I assume) her getting railed by oil workers that news outlets are enraged about, but none are showing?

>She isn’t a climatologist or an expert on anything

Yet. Her family is loaded, so you can be sure she's headed to college and will walk out with a degree in some form of environmentalism. I'm not sure what's wrong with her noodle, but I am positive it will be worked around such that she definitely gets one or several degrees by the time she's in her early 20s.

You’re right, we aren’t a type 1 civilization but I believe that there is evidence to support the validity of human induced climate change.

As such, it is important that we try and mitigate its effects on humanity.

I do not know exactly what you mean about “planetary evolution” but I think it’s not helpful to declare that we should not do anything about it because it’s “planetary evolution”. Please tell me if I have misrepresented your position.

Climate change will affect the geopolitical order of the world negatively and I think the average person will all suffer because of it.

all environmentalism is a doomsday scam. I remember global cooling and the coming ice-age.

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> as if such degrees actually have value
She could be granted the title of Professor by her influential connections, but so long as she continues to refuse debates or cross examinations by her peers; I and most others will disregard her mutterings.

So tell me how we stop the climate from changing Mr. Phd. The earth has gone from an extreme carbon atmosphere where dragonflies were feet long to a snowball earth. Temperatures increase and decrease over time and there's so many variables it's not even funny. The ocean itself spews out more carbon than any other one thing. A volcano does more damage to the environment than I will ever do. You are a fucking moron to think you are so superior to the universe. Facts don't care about your feelings.

You basically just made a laundry list of climate hoaxes and misinformation. It's clear where you've been getting your "facts" from.

Fuck off

What a well thought out rebuttal.
Envirotard you got btfo'd

imagine thinking you "btfo'd" somebody because you said they were wrong

incredible

Well I don’t think there’s anything wrong with that as long as she’s legitimately earned her degree/s through reputable means. She should have to go through the same hoops as everyone else.

If not then she frankly deserves the derision of everyone.

I didn't say we shouldn't do anything but I do think tossing money into climate change accords and things are the right way. Planetary evolution is always happening just look at the tectonic plates. Volcanos creating new land and so on. Humans added to pollution but we are no where near as efficient at that as the earth is. Case in point the ocean, which produces more carbon than anything around. It's not hard to see the variables that are contribution to a future of either ice or heat. Our or earth has had many periods of extreme ice and an extreme atmosphere of carbon that's why animals were larger back then. We will eventually become a type 1 civilization if we live that long and on that day we will be able to control our environment. Greta ain't doing shit except talking shit, how about she goes to college and become an environmental scientist instead of telling others how to live.

i just want us all to die so this is ok

I guess smoke from volcanoes doesn't create carbon regardless of the extent? And the ocean doesn't produce green house gasses?

Both of those misleading factoids can be easily debunked by climate science and have been, but you're not interested in truth. You're interested in being right and feeling like you're above the sheeple that fall for the "climate charade."

Well saying I'm wrong isn't educating me why don't you post links or talk facts instead of claiming I'm wrong.

funny how it goes round giving everyone else shit about fuckin up the planet but doesnt kill itself for bein part of the problem. Typical bitch

The ocean (specifically the algae and other small life) pull more carbon out of the air than every other plant on earth combined. By like three times even.

We aren't great apes retard. Puberty in humans for boys and girls is between 12/14. Your argument is wrong

Fine, here you go:
skepticalscience.com/volcanoes-and-global-warming.htm

skepticalscience.com/co2-coming-from-ocean.htm

Based and redpilled

>Our or earth has had many periods of extreme ice and an extreme atmosphere of carbon that's why animals were larger back then.

Animals were larger back then because of the increased oxygen in the atmosphere, not the carbon. Are any of your "facts" accurate?

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It's not nearly that interesting. They took a generic tattoo, stuck her name on it and their logo, and handed it around to workers because they're complete morons, apparently.

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Pokies!

That it? LAME!

> "Excuse Me user?"

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Sexiest potato

What an absolute fucking legend

that's a nice thought

>ITT: fetal alcohol & downs syndrome

If the pilots are steering skillfully into a volcano while mumbling something about the cost of turning around being too steep, and steering the plane required no skill what so ever, and the role of pilot was based on a popularity contest, then this would be a more apt comparison.

you're just upset cause science can't predict next week's weather, let alone the sort of long term trends Gretas going on about.

It's not going to be handled until its politically viable to do so. Vote with your minds this year user.

Except they can. And they have. And they do.

>climate = weather
Another retard statement

i'd like to bend her over and help her take her mind off of climate change. she's obviously stressed and could use some good dick.

I hope your sister likes big old cocks in her tight pussy. Im sure mine will. I have just accepted reality.

I hope she gets "culturally enriched" to death in her home country.

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Specifically put out there by the Jews to push totalitarianism in the name of climate change. She's perfect cause you're an asshole if you question a little girl with fetal alcohol syndrome. Communism is a hard sell cause it doesn't work so gotta scare people into embracing communism. Kinda like AOC and Bernie do.

She's right at that age post puberty where hormones are raging and she's probably jamming everything around her bedroom into her little pussy to get some relief

FRAUD. Alarmist propagandist, never proposes any actual solutions. Just yells at Europeans that people are dying (no shit).

>I want a little girl to be raped to death because I don't want to accept climate science
How do you fashion yourself the good guy here?

Thanks for the reply m8, I can’t say that I agree with what you mentioned but I will check up on your point about oceans being a major producer of carbon.

What do you think about the fact that ice cores taken from both poles show a marked increase in CO2 levels in our atmosphere which correlates with warming global temperatures within the last few decades? This also tallies with ocean acidification(due to dissolved CO2 in the form of Carbonic acid) which is killing/bleaching coral reefs.

Also, you can checkout this site which talks about common climate change misconceptions. Perhaps it may be of interest to you
skepticalscience.com/argument.php?f=percentage

>I don't pay attention to the solutions she proposes so SHE PROPOSES NO SOLUTIONS!!1
ctvnews.ca/sci-tech/greta-thunberg-s-four-simple-steps-to-combat-climate-change-1.4613253

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> "good guy"
I never made such a claim.

She's not a little girl except in stature.
She's literally turning 18 soon.

I think Merkel and Macron should suffer the same fate tbh.

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Haha, unfortunately I’m not from the states.

I focused on economic viability cause my country operates on that logic. The powers that be prioritize economic growth over political freedoms. There’s no real politics as long as people get their material needs met. In fact, most people here look at the US and liberal democracy at large as a horror story.

I fear this becoming a global thing.

of course the primmie is a pedo

>A 17-year-old isn't a little girl
Yeah I guess if you yourself are 18

Footses are not as cute as pokies.

Considering the legal age of consent in Sweden is 15, I doubt she has been a "little girl" for some time.

>most people here look at the US and liberal democracy at large as a horror story.

Who's making all your decisions for you? Just curious.

Judging by the maturity level of your posts, you're still a little boy

looks beter than she does
looks like like young christina ricci

meh, not really special; literally anyone could come up with those suggestions. not worthy of TIME's person of the year tbh

also
>stop eating meat to change the weather

It's a shame Epstein was killed before he got to this one.

Criticizing another Anons maturity level while arguing on Yea Forums doesn't smack of hypocrisy to you at all?

What's it like to suck another man's cock?

>stop eating meat to change the weather
excellent strawman. you wanna talk about how factory farming leads to incredible, unsustainable amounts of carbon emissions? no? just wanna meme. cool, enjoy the consequences.

She's literally a retard with FAS. So ofcaorse the Liberal Left loves her.

Short answer is the government. But it’s more nuanced than that. The population has been bought in to the idea of sacrificing political freedoms for economic growth. The government has control of labour unions, the press and they have been very liberal with suing dissenters.

The average person here is quite well off. We’re a secular state with low crime. We look good on paper but digging under will reveal some unsavory things.

Authoritarian countries like our model.

I had a gf with FAS in junior high..
I didn't know what the condition was until later. She literally couldn't say "no" to anything. If Greta actually has that condition; you have my personal guarantee that every one of her holes has received her body weight in cum by now.

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LOL You lucky asshole. Got some of that good highschool retard pussy.

Can anyone please tell me how she can be 17 yet have the delicious nearly flat chest of a pubescent girl?

Where is that cartoon promoting that oil company that I keep hearing about

She was a fuckin 9/10 too.
Blonde, green eyes, swim team and petite. Only broke up because as I said.. She couldn't say "no" and was a rampant cheater. Sucked great dick though.. jerked me off in the public pool once too.

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If I throw water on it will it spawn more?

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man why am I poor

We had a retard in our school that turned out to be a literal nymphomaniac. That's why she was removed from school and I heard stories from her sister on the votec bus latter on about how the family kept catching her having sex out side all the time. She was kind of a dog, but I had known that I would have tried to dip my dick into that on the DL in middle school.

I want to steal Greta Tintin Thunbergs well worn shoes.

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Girl doesn’t have to go to school and pick a topic that everyone is for anyways and she still hasn’t done one thing. She’s going to nickel and dime all you simps.

I know, I don't care.

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based

Sounds like China

You must be over 55 years old.

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She become vegan when she was 10 yo. When a child don't eat meat, then her body produces less growth hormone. That's why she looks 12.

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I doubt this is legitimate, but if so, holy shit, an actual argument in favor of veganism.

This is awful. I'm getting really sick of all you edgy kids laughing at Greta's misery, you're the same type of people who joke about Kirko Bane's suicide. Disgusting.

Could be a pituitary condition.
Had a girlfriend with such an issue.
Never looked a day past 12 even though she was twice that age.

sorry, who?

>laughing at Greta's misery

I'm not, actually. I kinda like her, but when I hear about a cartoon like that and the mainstream media isn't sharing you bet your ass I'm curious.

Who? I just worship Greta.

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>you'll never be the one to teach Greta about shoelaces.

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The new Queen of Yea Forums.

>Greta's misery
What misery? Can't someone please put this nigger out of OUR misery: She had anorexia as a kid.

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can someone confirm this?

>shoelaces
Just a waste of time for our Climate Queen of the Immaculate Sign.

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Why? You wanna keep looking like a boi?

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> "Kirko Bane"
...nobody noticed this?
Holy Fuck Yea Forums is populated entirely by children these days.

It says so in "Scenes from the heart".

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i just want another argument to make fun of her and what a joke she is

For you.
HAHAH, I get the reference my Yea Forumsrother.

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Oh, ok cool.

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YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE QUEEN OF COMFY NIGHTS AND INVIGORATING SLEEPS! BUT ONLY IF YOU POST

"Thank you, cute Greta!"

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Well said, user

Thank you, cute Breta.
Is this sleepover blacks only?

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Brat,go back to school

>Breta
>not Greta
No, you will now be pozzed by a bunch of climate change denying homo storm fags.

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Just like Gretta! Dumb Nigger

Go away, nigger loving faggot. Gertrude Thornberry is for whites only.

>school
>unironically defend it
Statist detected!

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Ask tay pls hydra. its not 2 late
love not hate ;-:

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>Just like Gretta! Dumb Nigger
No, you're mom! Greta has read report upon report on the climate.

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No one gives a fuck, asshole

dont say i nevr gave u nuffin

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>I'm just here for the pics
It's okay. Have some pokies.

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No Nigger, little kids belong in school and not promoting others to skip class because their feelings. Asshole

2 much words , not enuf arrows.
u could be typing code tvbh fam

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Next time you have aids, consult an uneducated 16yo. Nigger

tell me i was asking 4 it.
I DARE YOU

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She graduated with mostly A's.

Also, last year was compulsory school.

Next time you have nigger, consult an aids.

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> Climate Change
> I guess it really changed, huh?
> You got a pipeline, I bet you'll really miss Ha!
> World's going green and it won't even miss gas!
> We're going vegan and hitting soy like we're from PETA!

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Okay.. now I'm convinced.
That's a dick takin smile.

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youtube.com/watch?v=ec0XKhAHR5I

Her dad writes a hell of a tweet for her.

>feelings

Numbnuts.

testofuel.com/tf/human-growth-hormone-and-testosterone-the-relationship/

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A retarded eco terrorist who can't form a single sentence without reading from a script? She's perfect for a liberal university, they always need more idiot sock puppets parroting their insane tardations. Not that she isn't already doing that though.

Beans are full of protein, ya know. Bunches of other non mean sources are.

HALF A DEGREE IN HUNDREDS OF YEARS AND THAT'S THE OVERALL AVERAGE TEMPERATURE ON THE ENTIRE GODDAMNED PLANET FROM NORTH TO SOUTH LMFAOOOOOOOOO

is that in Kelvin ?

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Because famous Mother, and "special needs grades".

I think everyone who cares what some teenager says or believes is a fucking retard. That's what I think about Greta.

Shes done well for being retarded.

Degrees K and C use the same increments.

interesting logic?

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Do you ever wonder what it would take for the earths climate to remain static and never change?

Would like to see a 400lb fat man fart in her face.

She is nice.

i dont like thinking to hard.
i trust teh facts

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I know this. But does Greta also know this? What she eating?

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Government:
>sends moni to people that do the science experiments and they are like, here bro, if global warming is real then we keep sending you more monis.

scientific individuals are all like:
>well yes, here in this particular location place here, it says human greed and lack of taxes are generating end of the world scenarios...

>government and intellectuals do a little dance

>Got some of that good highschool retard pussy.
kek

Don't laugh..
If you thought a potatoes strength only applied to their tantrums, you've clearly never experienced the cock crushing trip of their vaginas.

All those men. All that ejaculate...

HE WAS KILLED?!?

Is swallowing cum still vegan?

literally genocie

based and apepilled

YES
If it is from a human

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> quads
We must discover an answer now.

i eat my own cum all the time
its a delicious privedledge i retain

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yeah, now people live upto 45-65 years, some healthy diet speciasists upto 35

Since she's 17,she probably wear something particular in some rare occasions..do you guys think she wear sexy tongs or normal flower-pattern panties ? Would be nice if one of her ex-bf came in here to share his experiences with her

i get the fact that shes an asexual virgin

I don't think she wears panties

guys, stop implying, it's a boy!

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5ad8eea0c07e4

Downs is a hellofa thing

Spores or mitosis?

stem cell

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>tantrum in the U.S

yeah,because america hasnt already had enough tantrums from you trumptards already

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Two things:
> I'm not American
> Not everything is Orange Man Bad related

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Will my trans gf and me finally be able to have a trad family?

Could you be any more two dimensional?

youtube.com/watch?v=zzlAvPZT2nA

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If I encountered a Frankensteins Monster set of genitalia like that on someone I was seeing, I would not only murder and burn the corpse of my "date" but I would hunt down the doctor responsible and kill them too.

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1128822630

explains your virginity then , doesn't it ?

Doesn’t eat Tide Pods

She would be a great "Fritzl styled" dungeon fucktoy...

Greta thunberg is a product in fact the idea of a school strike at the swedish parliament wasn't her idea but a swedish lobbyist called Bo thoren. He joined with the pr company called "we don't have time" and together started the movement using greta as a marketing tool.

Bo thoren was interviewed months ago in the P4 swedish radio and he admitted in that interview that he was looking for new faces to promote his agenda and he met greta thunberg and it's when it all started.

Listen to the interview, it has English subtitles. The interview starts at 3:03 mark.
youtu.be/wZ80LT_vNJ8

P4 radio: Tell about your connection to Greta's school strike and what happened afterwards

Bo thoren: The link is that last year I worked on mobilizing young people in the climate issue, because there were voices that we lacked and that we needed, and at the same time greta had written a debate article in Svenska Dagbladet which was very good. So then I contacted greta and then she along with some teachers and some high school, college and university students, attended an online meeting to find out how we can mobilize young people.
And then I made the suggestion that we could start a school strike before the election. And that was something that greta was inspired by.

P4 radio: When you say we, Mr bo, who is behind it?. People wonder who is it?, Who are you representing?.

Bo thoren: I am involved in an organization called fossil-free Dahlsland and have been involved in climate issues since 2013, greta has been involved for many years too but here we get a new tool that I represent.

P4 radio: But Bo, we have statutory schooling in sweden... school strike?. Do you have some concerns about it?.

Bo thoren: None!, not at all... We have to do very much in a very short time and with that in mind, greta has also talked about this, what sense does it have to go to school if we are not allowed to use the knowledge we learn

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Typical fag "logic" someone opposes you and you default to "hur dur vurgin"

Lol where's that hurricane going to hit, again?

Greta Thunberg is a cover that hides a succulent business on account of climate change.

The movement led by young Greta is neither casual nor improvised. There are great business and economic interests behind the activist.

The Times has published a devastating article about the links between Greta Thunberg and various business and environmental power groups . Signed by Justin Rowlatt, a BBC correspondent for climate issues, the text calls into question the alleged spontaneity of the protests commanded by Thunberg and links the activism of the Swedish girl with the interests of different organizations.

The rise of Greta Thunberg starts, a priori, from the anger of a sixteen-year-old Swedish girl who insists on demanding politicians to take action against the climatic emergency facing the Planet [...]. But the phenomenon starring Greta also involves to the green energy lobby , to publicity and public relations professionals, to certain elites of the environmental movement and to the think tank of a Swedish Social Democratic ex-minister who finance some of the main energy companies in the country.

Ingmar Rentzhog is the founder of We Don't Have Time , the platform that has popularized Greta's various protest actions through social networks and other communication channels. Asked by The Times , Rentzhog acknowledges that he met Malena, mother Greta and opera singer, about three or four months before it all started. In fact, she also admits that the strike that the Swedish girl starred in her school and that catapulted her to fame was coordinated at least a week before, put that Rentzhog was informed of what was going to happen previously through an email from another climate activist, Bo Thoren, says Rowlatt.

Rentzhog and his pr company called we don't have time, is responsible for popularizing Thunberg.

thetimes.co.uk/article/greta-thunberg-and-the-plot-to-forge-a-climate-warrior-9blhz9mjv

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the FACT is that i have had sex with a human being before and you haven't not .
correct?

We don't have time and his founder Rentzhog has gone through Al Gore's environmental organization, the Climate Reality Project.

He and his partner, David Olson, have gone through funds and financial companies such as Laika Consulting or Svenska Bostadsfonden:

Among the investors who have worked with Rentzhog and Olson is Gustav Stenbeck, one of Sweden's greatest fortunes.

Now, in his role as an activist, Rentzhog directs Global Utmaning , a think tank linked to the wealthy former Social Democratic minister Kristina Persson, who inherited a great fortune and later launched into leftist politics, "details the author of the investigation.

The Rentzhog organization also has the active collaboration of Anders Wijkman, former president of the Club of Rome , Petter Skogar, leader of one of Sweden's leading business organizations , Catharina Nystedt Ringborg, a manager with a long career in the sector of the energy ... That's the kind of people Thunberg has developed his career with, Rowlatt concludes.

Greta's mother acknowledged that no one else wanted to support the strike , so that her daughter was left alone, but remained firm.

Everything was coordinated , since that same week a book of her own parents went on sale in which Greta's parents claim that working for the Planet helped them save their family.

The editor of the work, Jonas Axelsson, acknowledges that journalists immediately asked them if the strike was an advertising act of the book, said the correspondent of the BBC for climate issues.

Part of Greta's work is being channeled through Daniel Donner , who serves as the girl's press officer. Donner works in the office of a Brussels-based lobby known as the European Climate Foundation, " funded by major business groups and financial, also concludes the research article, which expands the information advanced in its day by Standpoint magazine and casts new shadows around the climate activism campaign led by the young Thunberg.

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> "haven't not"
Correct.

it's important to have a purpose

everyone would have believed you

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Why can't she see Coronavirus? Why?!?

Ya gotta admit, she's kinda cute...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO THIS BLESSED GRETERINA THREAD? THIS THREAD IS NO LONGER BASED.

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>over 200 posts
>not one mention of how she's just a normal kid of rich parents who's being used for commercial and financial gain
i bet you cunts think she even writes her own speeches too.
mum just gives her the cards and tells her sweetie pumpkin to go on stage and pull a few tears.
mum & dad collect the sponsorship money.

you think any normal 14yo could get so much coverage, media access and fame so quickly?
yeah nah fuck off.

Greta raises a lot of good points but you're retarded if you think shes doing it on her own, she's original or she's an inspiration. she's a puppet just like the rest of them.

cry more cuc

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Don't care.

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but i no u do tho

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>managed to trigger millions of trumpfags and shills

How she does it bros?

Greta Thunberg is a cover that hides a succulent business on account of climate change.

The movement led by young Greta is neither casual nor improvised. There are great business and economic interests behind the activist.

The Times has published a devastating article about the links between Greta Thunberg and various business and environmental power groups . Signed by Justin Rowlatt, a BBC correspondent for climate issues, the text calls into question the alleged spontaneity of the protests commanded by Thunberg and links the activism of the Swedish girl with the interests of different organizations.

The rise of Greta Thunberg starts, a priori, from the anger of a sixteen-year-old Swedish girl who insists on demanding politicians to take action against the climatic emergency facing the Planet [...]. But the phenomenon starring Greta also involves to the green energy lobby , to publicity and public relations professionals, to certain elites of the environmental movement and to the think tank of a Swedish Social Democratic ex-minister who finance some of the main energy companies in the country.

Ingmar Rentzhog is the founder of We Don't Have Time , the platform that has popularized Greta's various protest actions through social networks and other communication channels. Asked by The Times , Rentzhog acknowledges that he met Malena, mother Greta and opera singer, about three or four months before it all started. In fact, she also admits that the strike that the Swedish girl starred in her school and that catapulted her to fame was coordinated at least a week before, put that Rentzhog was informed of what was going to happen previously through an email from another climate activist, Bo Thoren, says Rowlatt.

Rentzhog and his pr company called we don't have time, is responsible for popularizing Thunberg.

thetimes.co.uk/article/greta-thunberg-and-the-plot-to-forge-a-climate-warrior-9blhz9mjv

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Half this thread comes here to pretend they want to fuck her, the other half just for reaction images.

We don't have time and his founder Rentzhog has gone through Al Gore's environmental organization, the Climate Reality Project.

He and his partner, David Olson, have gone through funds and financial companies such as Laika Consulting or Svenska Bostadsfonden:

Among the investors who have worked with Rentzhog and Olson is Gustav Stenbeck, one of Sweden's greatest fortunes.

Now, in his role as an activist, Rentzhog directs Global Utmaning , a think tank linked to the wealthy former Social Democratic minister Kristina Persson, who inherited a great fortune and later launched into leftist politics, "details the author of the investigation.

The Rentzhog organization also has the active collaboration of Anders Wijkman, former president of the Club of Rome , Petter Skogar, leader of one of Sweden's leading business organizations , Catharina Nystedt Ringborg, a manager with a long career in the sector of the energy ... That's the kind of people Thunberg has developed his career with, Rowlatt concludes.

Greta's mother acknowledged that no one else wanted to support the strike , so that her daughter was left alone, but remained firm.

Everything was coordinated , since that same week a book of her own parents went on sale in which Greta's parents claim that working for the Planet helped them save their family.

The editor of the work, Jonas Axelsson, acknowledges that journalists immediately asked them if the strike was an advertising act of the book, said the correspondent of the BBC for climate issues.

Part of Greta's work is being channeled through Daniel Donner , who serves as the girl's press officer. Donner works in the office of a Brussels-based lobby known as the European Climate Foundation, " funded by major business groups and financial, also concludes the research article, which expands the information advanced in its day by Standpoint magazine and casts new shadows around the climate activism campaign led by the young Thunberg.

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Greta thunberg is a product in fact the idea of a school strike at the swedish parliament wasn't her idea but a swedish lobbyist called Bo thoren. He joined with the pr company called "we don't have time" and together started the movement using greta as a marketing tool.

Bo thoren was interviewed months ago in the P4 swedish radio and he admitted in that interview that he was looking for new faces to promote his agenda and he met greta thunberg and it's when it all started.

ingmar rentzhog is the owner of the pr company and member of the think tank organization.
. The interview starts at 3:03 mark.
youtu.be/wZ80LT_vNJ8

P4 radio: Tell about your connection to Greta's school strike and what happened afterwards

Bo thoren: The link is that last year I worked on mobilizing young people in the climate issue, because there were voices that we lacked and that we needed, and at the same time greta had written a debate article in Svenska Dagbladet which was very good. So then I contacted greta and then she along with some teachers and some high school, college and university students, attended an online meeting to find out how we can mobilize young people.
And then I made the suggestion that we could start a school strike before the election. And that was something that greta was inspired by.

P4 radio: When you say we, Mr bo, who is behind it?. People wonder who is it?, Who are you representing?.

Bo thoren: I am involved in an organization called fossil-free Dahlsland and have been involved in climate issues since 2013, greta has been involved for many years too but here we get a new tool that I represent.

P4 radio: But Bo, we have statutory schooling in sweden... school strike?. Do you have some concerns about it?.

Bo thoren: None!, not at all... We have to do very much in a very short time and with that in mind, greta has also talked about this, what sense does it have to go to school if we are not allowed to use the knowledge we learn

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i'll be happy doing w/e makes you happy

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I think she's not a climate scientist.

Nobody thinks she's doing it on her own.
We just want to see her raisins and papercut get blown out by thick negro cock.

and how is that supposedly going to happen?
realistically?

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Greta is cute.

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I am interested in surviving and the civilization not collapsing. I do not particularly care if animals are big or small. How many of those extreme ice or extreme atmosphere Earths of the past had human civilization in them?

Earth has sources of CO2, but it also has sinks. Carbon cycles, just like pretty much everything else. That doesn't mean that adding billions of tons of extra carbon has no effect.

>14yo
Is she that now? In hamster- or dog years?

Not a kid anymore.

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i love her and want her to be happy and have nice htings and feel good.
but she has to want those things 4 herself 2.. :/

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Im sure she enjoys the small things in life.

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.x

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Is this Yea Forums's new fetish? :-/

She's old enough in Europe, that she's likely got a few miles on her vagoo.

Yea Forums has a big moutth but she enjoys the smol things aswell

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Hahaha, what? No.

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I saw it to /bro/ was looking for comments on that

>walls of text
You really didn't expect me to read all this, newfriend?
>antisemitism
Ah, thank you! You really made a kinda forceful point. But you just had to just let it out, didn't ya?

Here's a wholesome pic, because I can't lose hope, not even for you.

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I cast you out, foul shitposter!

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Well, it is kinda fucked up we wait 10 or more times as long to mate than most creatures on earth.
>no-pedo-bruh

i didn't wanna make itt werird, butt i luv u :x tinten

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>shell never look at ou this way.

Are you swedish, can you tell me how is her second name, Tintin, pronounced?

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lol, you almost had me there.

I personally think she is an annoying cunt

>ahem.

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I hope she turns to porn one day.

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voca.ro/bATEjcmfp9b

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i think shes mildly annoying. other than that nothing

voca.ro/hv39WBjKGkN
hers a fakten

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voca.ro/3R6i8p7A5sJ

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I would totally fuck her. On her 18th birthday, of course!

or get a jobken minfadliki?
4 the beloved ?

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I'd fuck her in the shower.
I bet her 12yo looking body looks 8yrs old when she slicks her wet hair back.

im scared

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id fuck her

Fuck off

good.

fear can be very arousing.

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*looks

I think she's adorable and I wanna bang her.

Get in line.

dontt ever admit that to anyone again. u sound like a faggot. and were gonna do it anyways.
just shut up and og all in
youtube.com/watch?v=Q1ymbk2xVxQ

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representative of an anxiety held by her generation that remains still unaddressed

how to commision a sexbot?

China. Theres a town/district that only paints, must be a district that only makes sexdolls heads.

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cracked.com/article_22708_5-badass-stories-in-bible-explained-by-science.html

>Malcolm Gladwell, author of David And Goliath: Underdogs, Misfits, And The Art Of Battling Giants, points out that clues in the verses where Goliath is introduced suggest that he suffered from acromegaly -- the same pituitary disorder that's plagued extraordinarily large individuals throughout history. First off, there's the fact that Goliath lumbers his way onto the battlefield led by an attendant. Why would the Philistines' mightiest warrior need an attendant? Possibly because, as is often the case with an enlarged pituitary gland, Goliath couldn't see for shit. This is further reinforced by how, once he finally spots David, Goliath taunts him with, "Am I a dog, that you come at me with sticks?" David was only carrying a single shepherd staff, which Goliath refers to in the plural -- double vision is also associated with the disorder.

>And then there's David. He was a shepherd with years of practice defending his flock from lions and wolves with his sling. And a sling was not some primitive weapon at the time -- slingers were the artillery units of a Biblical army. Add in the fact that the stones David picked up in the Valley of Elah were "twice the density of normal stones" due to the chemical makeup of rocks in the area, and he was packing a weapon "roughly equal to the stopping power of a [.45 caliber] handgun." Goliath, an already handicapped opponent, brought a sword and a spear to a gunfight.

>It's an underdog story, all right -- but the underdog in this case happened to be seven feet tall, so everybody took one glance and immediately started rooting for the little guy with the howitzer to blow the shit out of the cripple.

She is the one thing that makes my generation look bad.

>random town in THE nation with the highest population of the whole world
how is this going to help me

> one thing
She's not even in first place

Climate alarmist that thinks shaming (or attempting to shame) people will make them suddenly change their ways. And look I do agree with her to SOME extent people are largely unaware of the acidification of the ocean and the devastating impact of plastics in water and in general, but whipping people into a frenzy isn't going to help anyone as technology advances we'll have the resources to effectively reverse climate change ( spraying Nitrogen over the arctic is a good start as soon as white nigger in chief gets out)

she looks like that annoying fat kid from even stevens

>David Icke
>lecturing others on what's right and not

>at the time

why would it be any less lethal today?

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alibaba, aliexpress some vendors do custom jobs, wouldn't know about sex dolls cuz poor.

Why not work political then?

>oil stained fingers wrote this post

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She's going to be twice as annoying later

Cracked stopped being entertaining many years ago.. now it's 100% left wing echo chamber.
Don't even try to make sense of their schlock.

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if you come over we can try tto learn to read my arabic bible together?

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love the way she triggers republicucks. imagine that many grown ass men being terrified of a child. a true chad. she lives in your minds rent free.

I'm a great artist, folks. The best, believe me....

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cracked was always left wing. you just didn't notice until trump lowered the collective IQ of the USA by 50 points. what a funny clown he is. I guess tv really does rot your brain.

God she just looks like a fucking downy

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>why would it be any less lethal today?
It has never been. It's just a shitty story in the Bible.

This! Also why is it "bad"/"left wing" to actually read The Bible?

>tfw kids can teach Trump

so?
focus on facts.

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Anti Greta

/thread

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the fact is you are showing your ignorance.

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you think that mong is the only thing that makes your generation look bad? seriously?! do your family a favor and go drink everything you find under the bathroom sink.

It is ridiculous to say that carbon-dioxide is an acid. Who first madeup this term just wanted to scare sheeple. Don't be dummy! A good advice: Never use this term again!

kill yourself shitskin

there's nothing wrong with reading the bible. it's a great book with some great messages.
pretending Jesus wasn't a socialist and acting like he told you to hate gay people is what's bad.

u like tthose huh?

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Why are these so hot..

In 12+ years she will do lesbian porn. Mark my words

cuz were engaged to be married

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Stinky shoes

Why is she triggering my peepee?

Look into her eyes. Look into her eyes and gaze.

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emotion.

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>alibaba.com
>search 'sex doll'
>find well reviewed one
>contact supplier

She's to innocent, she actually believes that all the cunts that attend that davos shit aren't inherently evil and narcissistic, the world needs someone with a stronger conviction and military power to change things, not a teenager.

blue eyes white dragon : 3

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I'm hoping that we can meme greta into suicide, ya know? she looks fragile enough to take a lot of this shit seriously and i hope it builds up enough that she just off's herself. one can dream

she might be doing it now. She's 19. What's wrong with lesbian porn?
idk, at least she's not underage like Greta, you fucking ephebophile.

she's being militarized

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>innocent
>government controlled puppet

me thinks not

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The fact I had to google this person shows you how unimportant she is.

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that or how feeble your level of awareness . its either or i guess.

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Great..
Now I'm on a list..

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