Hey Yea Forums

Hey Yea Forums
I need some advice
My right shoulder hurts like a mother fucker. I havent injured it in anyway as far as im aware, but the pain is so bad i cant cough without inducing absolute agony. Im double jointed in both shoulders which means i can kinda sorta dislocate them at will, i can bend my arm behind my back in a weird way. I do it as a party trick sometimes and its never caused me problems. I dont think doing it caused this pain because i just woke up with it a week ago and it keeps getting worse. Its 1:30 am here in Australia. do i go to hospital? Do i just dose up on ibuprofen and pray the pain away? Do i say gg and kill myself?

What do Yea Forums?

Pic related. No visible swelling but it seems a bit red.

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Proabaly a tumor. Bro had one similar on his back, had it removed looked like a doughnut. Caused him a lot of discomfort. Or its aids

>probably a tumor
>or its aids
Kek guess ill die
Im only 21 so chances of tumour are possible but slim.

the way you put it it's obviously your bones or something
go to the hospital if you can't sleep and it's getting worse

So how's that socialist health insurance working for you.....IT ISN'T.

Probably. Only thing stopping me from going to hospital is waking roommate. I cant drive, dont wanna pay ambulance fees and social anxiety is stopping me from asking. When will my desire for pain relief overcome social anxiety, fuck knows

Are you fucking retarded? Our “socialist medical system” didnt give me the fucked arm. Demented America-fag detected

sounds like corona. you have to cut it off if you want to survive.

Roger that, what implement should i use to self amputate? Rusty hedge trimmer?

a regular scissor would be good enough

Are you a side sleeper, it might be a slight impingement, inflamed bursa or irritated rotator cuff

>side sleeper
Guilty as charged. Im no stranger to waking up with a dead or sore arm but this shit is a whole new level
>bursa
>rotator cuff
Medical words, yes, me understand. I feel like maybe my arm is just pinching a nerve in a shit spot and it just needs to be readjusted

If its useful information to any medfags out there, the pain is around where im pointing in this shot. Makes breathing, laughing and coughing incredibly painful

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Still seems like a pinched nerve, however, going out on a limb, do you have gerd or a fatal hernia. Either can aggravate the vague nerve which runs close to there. Any tightness in the chest

No history of gerd or hernias or ulcers or anything that i can recall. Tightness in chest, a bit but probably just because the pain is making me tense. I am recovering from a cold and im on a preventer because of shit lungs

Spoke to a medfag friend, says theres a nerve bundle in the shoulder thats probably being pressed on. Said to take plenty of over the counter pain drugs and have a hot shower. Still hurts like a bitch tho

Obsessed

Possibly a shoulder impingement. Need to see a physical therapist for that

go to the hospital. if they think it's not serious, the'll give you painkillers and tell you to get an appointment with a regular doctor. otherwise you are going to get treated directly.

Go to a hospital because his shoulder hurts? Wat.

Diagnosis: Faggot

>double jointed
You can pop your shoulder out, and have been doing it, and then you fucked it up by doing it. Moron.