Waifu lunch
Waifu lunch
Jonathan Wilson
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Ryan Powell
no gay edition
Alexander Brown
husbu
4th meal
Hudson Gomez
Loyalty is very important, with Virginia Newbon to me, there is no
loyalty. She is a person who must thrive off of constant
gratification.
Where resistance and discipline for unpleasureble things is necessary
to maintain a originality in values - good American life based on
family & love ual loyalty to the one you love, this is not Virginia
Newbon.
Somehow she convinced my family she's of good character (it's probably
her college degree), but she's not. A woman of fortitude & solid
character would not be involved in the entertainment/porn
industry. Stephanie admitted she was a maniac to me, her exact
words to me "I need to get it numerous times a day if I don't I go
nuts", yet Stephanie is very restrained to a private circle of people,
doesn't need to see herself animate the world by her uality, her
ual and social needs don't require being part of the ual industry,
to magnify to feel fulfilled. Fortitude exists in Stephanie not
Virginia, and that's why none of the bands picked up on Virginia.
"Strong Personality" characteristics that resist the outter world
influencing her resulting reality is what Stephanie has over Virginia.
Virginia just wants to get along and get ed so giving into the
ual opporunity put before her of which to make money, have a lot of
partying, and by it get ed continually, she sacrificed fortitude
and good values - remaining that "American definition" of family
focused, loyalty to the man you love and only needing ual activity
with him.
Virginia Newbon was made to be happy by being involved in the sexual
industry, this was planned the goal was to get her to not need loyalty
in love and abandon my concepts of love & American character.
Jayden Martinez
Juan Foster
SchizOP
Brandon Rodriguez
Aegis
Tired
Connor Bell
as i was saying before.
Alice was the one who gave me my name
November
~N
Near
Samuel Brown
this looks like a "i have schizophrenia"
AMA
hm?
Logan Sanchez
Warm cuddles.
You make it sound like some sort of brainwashing stories.
Well that's what it is.
Jacob Mitchell
ok "handle"
not name.
just like you are not jules IRL
but i am going to call you jules. so NYAA
Jayden Taylor
Isaiah Gray
thanks for posting it
Blake Flores
Blake Hernandez
...Doesn't everyone?
I was kidding, at least I wasn't going to give them, maybe get a blanket and sit in front of a wood stove.
All good, I texted him and I'll let you know if he answers.
Evan Jones
Chase Clark
that's very kind of you. thank you.
I'll be going to sleep now though.
You're nice. I hope I can talk to you again someday.
Goodnight
Jose Harris
ya look what time it is.
i think i am going to head out too
~N
Dominic Sanchez
Rustic and comfy.
No news to thank me, made me remember about him too.
Take care and goodnight.
Gavin Long
Need*
Brandon Stewart
So you'd receive then?
Sitting in front of a stove seems odd, but to each his own.
Ayden Phillips
Not sure if you mean in a general way or specific to me and you, anyway I'd gladly both give and receive warm cuddles.
It's not that odd, kinda like a firepit, just that the fire is behind a glass, it's pretty comfy.
Hunter Barnes
Yeah, fire places can be comfy, but it's too hot where I live to have one.
Austin Garcia
Fair enough, I guess maybe a nice bath or a trip to the beach can remove some tiredness and stress.
Charles Foster
I'm not really much of a beach goer. It's just not my thing.
Evan Martinez
Well then, you know yourself better than I do for sure. What's your usual go to for relaxing?
Zachary Cruz
I usually don't do much to be honest. I don't really have the drive to do stuff anymore, so I waste all my time playing games.
Jeremiah Robinson
So in short words you just do whatever to get by, maybe depending on mood.
Robert Powell
I'm here to chew ass
And kick bubble gum
James Russell
That's one way to summarize it. Lots of stuff I'd like to do, but nobody to do it with.
Ethan Ross
Classic but stale.
I'm not too far off from that point, maybe I still do some things out of the ordinary like learning new things because I chose to and such, although 90% of the time it's just me hanging around by myself, playing games or whatever.
Dylan Reed
Let's get this shit started
Jackson Nelson
Hooray for being lonely!
I'm thinking I'll get a motorcycle soon. At least then I can ride it around at night.
Jace Sanchez
>
I was walking down the street one day and this beautiful girl came and put her-
BALLS IN MY FACE
Luke Hernandez
but why
Blake Ramirez
Heh, sounds good to me. I only have a scooter, but it's pretty nice to drive around despite it being not too fast. I got it from my brother whom removed the limiters. It's a pretty old moped, should be a Beta from 1996.
I've heard that mixed quote so many times lmao
Ryan Jenkins
If your dick don't stand, put 'em up, put 'em up
If your dick don't stand, put 'em up, put 'em up
Oh wait, you can't
Oh wait, you can't
Never thought about it that way tbh.
Daniel Russell
Luis Foster
I put a hamster in a sock
And slammed him against the furniture
The only bones that broke was my dicks
Aaron Howard
enough of the frank lyrics. You are making me want to listen to pink guy.
Liam Nelson
At least they ain't madonna.
Sup monica?
Joseph Evans
A scooter works, not everyone needs to go fast and eat ass. I wasn't really planning on getting anything too crazy, I've never owned a bike before.
Logan Kelly
Hirasawa Yui
Jonathan Long
not much.. waiting for jules to greet me. Didn't even get a "good morning" yet
Ayden Brooks
Nirv-Anna doesn't even look half as good as Val-Halla
>Huge cowtits protagonist with pink hair
>Different art style
>Actual alcohol mixing
It just doesn't excite me as much as Val-Halla did.
Carson Davis
Poke it with a stick to check alive status or shove that good ol' thumb up that shitter.
Post results.
Angel Taylor
it's not into surprise anal thumbs. I've tried before.
Jacob Williams
Daniel Cooper
Usually he's harder than trigonometry.
Brayden Lee
Well it's quite the well known quote from Duke nukem.
It's pretty comfy yeah, good for traveling around the city.
Hm I get you, something fair should probably be the best option.
I'm sure they did say that Nirv-Anna was going to give a totally opposite feeling from Va-11 Hall-A, no idea what it will turn out to be.
Luke Gomez
Seems like you've got some first hand intel. Been playing a little hide and seek with jules?
Easton Long
I keep forgetting European cities are super cramped compared to the U.S.
Maybe I'll have to finally get around to getting my passport and taking a trip across the pond.
Aaron Reyes
I'm 12 and what is this? Is that a safe space?
Mayonez and squatting isn't hide and seek, monica.
Hudson Smith
You a dirty one.. but mayonnaise is awesome. Love eating my fries with it.
Mason Young
Off course... food.
Julian Torres
that gif is nasty..
Did you put eggs in jules?
Caleb Fisher
You misspelled tasty...
Caleb Hill
Oh my.. poor jules. Just make sure he doesn't cut himself on the egg shells
Dominic Reyes
Noah Peterson
Madonna is better
Ryan Williams
I'm not goods for third party kink talk while I witness so.
Yeah our big cities are pretty cramped, but I live in a rural town, it's pretty chill without much mess going around.
Traveling is always nice.
What
Jonathan Gray
Jeremiah Powell
bluepilled and braindead
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I am lost.
Connor Gray
I keep getting ghosted by all my dates
Fml
Jackson Rogers
Leave pebbles behind you.
Rip, might wanna check if the issue is on your side.
Justin Harris
Being out in the country can be nice. It's a whole lot quieter.
I can travel easily, but I have nowhere to go. All back to my lack of any real motivation.
Charles Peterson
at least I don't put eggs into people's asses
Jason Hernandez
It has to be me, but I dont know what the problem is. none of the guys I went out with will tell me what I did wrong.
Jayden Murphy
Pebbles on a dirt road... isn't that a little counter productive?
Julian Peterson
How does egg out of jules taste? I bet like mayonnaise
Xavier Robinson
I can only assume I need to lose weight or something
I've been eating one meal a day for weeks
Jaxson Martinez
Maybe it's your personality, not your appearance.
Dominic Garcia
>Maybe
There is no maybe.
Josiah Ramirez
Seeking a real destination ouf of thin air is where're you're totally wrong. Last summer I left home with no real destination. 3000 km total, a shitload of fun... met and befriended over a dozen people. Went to places I wouldn't have gone to if I was planning the trip ahead of time, etc.
hard boiled
ur fat
Jackson Evans
I am not
You can only see it if I lean down or arch my back
My stomach is flat if I keep my back straight
It seems that my diet is working, it is getting flatter
Mabey I'm too clingy idk
I love cuddling so much
I know I love sex alot, but I specifically look for guy with a big sex drive
Eli Anderson
Ah yes, I'll run off wherever the wind takes me. Maybe I'll meet a cute boy and start a new life away from everything.
Isaiah Edwards
With that attitude the most you're going to get it seras's limp dick.
Josiah Miller
Mhm! I prefer it over living in a city.
I guess it takes at least little will to do it, but yeah as the cat said, the best is to go off without a destination and just explore.
I definetly can't help you with this information sadly, don't out yourself down too much but do take the time to think about it.
You never specified it was a dirt road.
Not everyone gets driven off to do stuff by being treated like a military guy that needs to put in check their discipline.
Michael Lewis
Wait, I'm not a bottom. I'm not even gay.
At the very least I have standards.
I can do that in the U.S., doing so in a foreign country may not be such a great idea.
Josiah Johnson
I've heard you have autism. Is that true?
Ethan Hill
>Not everyone gets driven off to do stuff by being treated like a military guy that needs to put in check their discipline.
Could you reword that in a way that I can really understand where you're going?
>least I have standards
1. be depressed
2. repeat 1.
Autism. That meme word.
>developmental disorder characterized by difficulties with social interaction and communication, and by restricted and repetitive behavior
Now reading about it... it's the totally opposite of what I am... but for the sake of the internet... yes I do. Should I emphasize that with a loud REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?
Jayden Lopez
A mongolian autist. So fascinating.
Jose White
How so? I think it would be better as any single meter you pass it'll be completely new.
Maybe need some preparation as to how stuff works in the country you're going to I guess.
Not everyone gets their will to do boosted up by being showed that it's just them bringing themselves down.
Alexander Kelly
Don't make me throat hiss you, mongrel.
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Ohh. I know. You a shrink or something?
Justin Anderson
No, I need somebody that's happy as a counterbalance.
Maybe that's the case, maybe not. I'd hate to feel like I wasted time though.
Jonathan Gomez
nice jill gib card
William Evans
At least I've had some damn good sex
Chase Nguyen
soulless
Blake Green
Seras seems happy enough. If you ignore the temporary breakdowns and him being fat.
William Collins
No but I've always been interested in psychology and general human behavior.
I can imagine so, but well, there is no other way than to try and see, maybe the first time you can just take an easy route and make a trip that doesn't last more than a day.
Don't have it, I found these CM3D2 pictures on pixiv, I don't own the game myself.
Aaron Jones
I'm not fat
Dominic Robinson
Daily Reminder:
>Android Waifus are the customizable must have device of the decade.
Colton Barnes
I guess you make a fair point, but I still don't see me and him working out.
Maybe. I'd have to put a lot of consideration into it before planning any sort of trip.
Anthony Sullivan
I should work out more tho
I'm gonna go to the park and go for a run.
Matthew Evans
>android waifu will take care of you when you get corona.
Jeremiah Lee
Christopher Hughes
Yeah. Interesting and nice at the same time. I gave up on human psychology when I saw how fucked up the brain can become sometimes and how much work it's into just naming the shit humans do ... without even trying to fix them. Fixing is a chore. I remained at basic level for AI's in applied reactive systems. That's chill.
I can. That fatso needs a shitload of workout to get in a decent shape. Summer is just around the corner.
Dylan Turner
>Checked
Definetly.
Take your time, consider something you might be sure to enjoy.
Now you made me want to get the moped/scooter and have a ride as well, but sadly it's raining.
Considering that most would set their waifu into constant sex mode, I believe that if they get infected they'll probably get raped to death.
Benjamin Young
Well but isn't that the fun of it? Seeing how far boundaries can be broken and how many times.
Fixing is not needed, brain is smart enough to fix itself, disorders are a different issue, but if you need some fixing, it's good to think about it but depends if you really have to act on it.
Levi Young
>Not having it set to either be servantile or a companion.
>not just buying a sex doll instead or fucking tinder/bar sluts.
Charles Harris
so much grown up talk.. brain can't keep up
Ian Barnes
I'll pass.
Just grab a poncho.
At least I'd enjoy getting a motorcycle. Riding around at midnight sounds fun, until I get shot at a red light.
Alexander Thompson
That's why I want an android waifu.
Sex is easy. Sluts are plentiful.
Meaning relationships are hard to get into.
Incels got it backwards. They think Chad takes all the girls. No, they just take the fun ones. Plenty of lookers who are as dumb as a sack of hammers.
James Sanders
That I know from a certain life event. I had someone explain that to me in a way that made me understand. Shit was going haywire but somehow those words reached and fixed a problem I wasn't even aware about at that point.
You need consent from him to pass.
Christian Murphy
I'll probably walk around instead, rain is not bad to listen to.
Rides with bike at night are very enjoyable, no one around and just hear the engine going.
You discovered hot water.
Also I fail to see how now it magically became easy to get girls now.
Yeah in short words it depends from person to person, the hard part is understanding how and what to say to convey the message so that it's understood 100% correctly.
Jack Davis
Whatever.
Around here there's tons of drug deals at night. So there's that.
Adrian Brown
The art of showering and knowing how to have a good time.
Also helps if you can tolerate the occasional shrill "oh my gaaaawd"
Liam Nguyen
>dubsyTripsu
In my specific case the words were exactly this:
>nigga, I spoke with my shring gf about you and you're depressed as fuck. But I can try some subliminal therapy on you. You know, that shit when you reach that higher mental state and messages are received a lot easy. I lack the specialty vocabulary in this field.
I found it interesting and I accepted his proposal. He was a physiotherapist working on some damage I had... and he couldn't figure out why the fuck my body is so shit at fixing itself.
You're a real conversation keeper you know that? Just watching paint dry.
Levi Evans
i liek turtles :3
Brayden Williams
Tyler Miller
Gotcha, and sad to hear, here is kinda the same but it's all stones so they just do their thing and smoke a fat one.
Don't like going for landscapes?
Well, definetly both are good skills, but still at this point, saying so, it's not even worth to go for easy bitches.
I get you.
I assume stress was also wearing on your body, I had to deal with baldness patches because of stress during the last year, still have a small one that is slowly fading away.
Glad that it helped still, I kinda understand what he was trying to say lel
Nicholas Cox
>tripsyDubs
Ohh fuck.
Nope. Not like that kind of problems, and defenetly not stress induced that time.
Most probably he was also interested into his gf's field. Also, as a physiotherapist, a little psychology helps a lot. But he was a nice guy. Thought me chi exercises and stuff...
Oliver Williams
I'm just saying. Plenty of girls looking to get dick.
Theres no reason to waste good money in a cocksleeve. Sure I might buy a cheap floosy a drink. But I'm drinking too and having fun.
Meal & Drinks = $50-100
Sex doll = $2000 (for anything good)
Andrew Morris
Good gets today.
Ah, I assume self awareness and those kinda things, simply skills related to your brain work to help yourself(?)
And good guy yes they were.
Yeah but those want the fat dong.
And well, the rest is surely true, not worth to waste that much money.
Elijah Lee
Kinda' like that but not totally sure. I'm not an expert, and totally lack the right words for this.
All I know it that is helped a lot and made me realize how much an event can change you brain wise... and how fuckin' powerful is the brain over your body... like literally can kill you without you knowing.
Easton Perez
I haven't been given much to work with.
It happens.
I don't know what you're asking.
Henry Lee
Nice dubs.
Are you saying you don't have the goods to put up?
I can relate.
Some don't care, you've already reached the point if no return.
Foreplay is great for under achievers. But its hard to want to go down on randos. So anything beyond fingering and skin stuff is out if the picture.
Its funny I would never go down in a chick, bit I've gotten head from a woman who I otherwise wouldn't reciprocate for.
That and its a miracle I haven't gotten anything. Why I kinds stopped.
Luke Flores
Neither I am, always hard to convey the message correctly kek
I once read a book about neurosis and that helped me a lot, explained a lot of things I both guessed already and didn't even imagine.
I'm saying that instead of driving around town you could drive off to wastelands and such.
Appreciated~
I say I'm okay I think.
I know from experience that foreplay is the most satisfying and fun part, if my intent is Nutting I can honestly just fap and be done with it in much less time and much less money wasted.
Oh yeah, that as well, didn't take in consideration the fact that you could get STDs.
John Walker
I could, there's a lot of rural areas outside the city.
Wyatt Diaz
Good to know, I personally enjoy to drive to rivers or hills, maybe stop for a little and then go off again.
Adam Cooper
Jaxson Gomez
It's extremely late, I need to go to bed.
I'm right along the coast, so there's always water in some form or another to go to.
Grayson Price
Yuu-san
Samuel Sanders
Lets dabble in the morality of things...
The closest thing you'll ever have to your waifu is a girl who cares enough to play the role. Or a bot of some sort.
Is it really fair having somebody you care about pretending to be somebody else?
And with a robot... Is it even worth loving one? They are just a machine that has the capacity to respond constructively. Do they really love you back?
I mean tbh I wouldn't mind being my partners desired character for a while. I'm a people pleaser. So long as the character isn't straight up retarded.
Andrew Watson
it's only 5pm, silly :3 sleep is for the weak!
Eli White
Would love to live nearby the sea, enjoy too much the sound of waves.
And see you then, have some sweet dreams.
I mean, there's not much to be discussed on that note, everything pretty much falls under subjective preferences.
And well, as you said the hard part is finding someone for a true relationship and love, kind of a matter of trial and error + luck.
Nolan Smith
yui-kun
im playing wind waker, i decided to skip over majoras mask for now because wind waker just seems so comfy and bright
i mean do you hear how beautiful and homely this music is, i think its going to take me a while to leave outset
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Justin Rogers
yeah, Leafy game has a lot of really nice music and visuals. really nice game. really nice. all Leafy games have nice everything
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Austin Robinson
Isaac Watson
it's taking me a little bit to get used to having a camera i can move myself, and that it's also horizontally inverted... it also feels weird to have to hold down z-target a little to center on link's back instead of just tapping it
but other than that it controls great, sidehopping doesnt feel as good as oot though
Easton Hill
Very well then Jules' Husbando.
Just nice to have dreams sometimes... The more I dwell on it the more weird the fantasies get.
Caleb Taylor
You're not alone, but I feel like android sex is something that for now it needs to stay in fantasies, and either way, definetly don't dislike it being like this~
Easton Ward
Jace James
sorry
maybe you can find a way to invert those controls... and make z-target not have to be held... and stuff
can you speedrun OOT?
i like this picture
Anthony Young
Morning.
Aaron Taylor
hey jules
has he replied back yet
Owen Taylor
why
i think i can get away without using the camera at all really, except for vertically sometimes, it's working just fine with only z-targeting. i've gotten used to the z-target thing also so it's no problem
heck no, the only thing i know to do is that walking backwards while z-targeting is faster than just walking forwards so i did that sometimes
Henry Edwards
me dumb
oh, alright. sounds fun.
speedrun trick!! you're epic speedrunner!
become a Windwaker speedrunner
Lucas Price
Good beer.
Sadly no, I tired texting on steam too an hour ago but it says he hasn't logged in 18 days.
Grayson Howard
Fucking get thread today.
David Barnes
nice trips
ah I see, that's a shame.
so what have you been up to, besides posting
Leo Miller
wew. the sea... the best place to be at summer time. this summer i hope i get the time to go around sea again. I live closer to hill area, and it's kinda' boring.
Justin Brooks
He'll show up at some point don't worry.
Not much, games, relaxed a bit. Gonna go for a shower soon and then get some dinner ready. Hbu?
Winter sea is also nice, I always go to the sea with family every year, parents rent a bungalow or something at some place on the coast for a week or two.
Adam Wood
Gavin Morris
no
it is fun, fun game
i like tetra a lot already, but i knew i would before i even played
not really a trick, hessing is way faster too
if im ever speedrunning a zelda game it'd be oot 100% or something.. i wouldnt be able to handle the zombie hovering of wind waker. i mean i can mash but i dont want carpal tunnel
Luis Taylor
ok
fun things are fun
what
what
i don't think i've ever seen a Windwaker speedrun before. i'll go watch one some day.
Gabriel Ortiz
The sea blizzards in winter are not that peasant, at least for me. The only good thing around sea areas is the lack of snow... not complete lack of...
In winter I kinda' avoid traveling. I'm not that good with having a ton of clothes on me.
that creepy cat was watching the whole sleep.
Jose Reed
What'd you play?
I should shower too, actually. Just had dinner.
might go take a nap or play games, either one seems fine.
Dominic Hughes
Definetly no, but the days when it's not windy it's good.
And yeah, winter is for blankets and not moving at all.
People asked me to play WoT with then and I was fucking around with it.
It is what it is I guess.
Maybe I'll play MHW later instead, yeah any of those ideas sounds good to me.
Mason Hernandez
Grayson Turner
World of Tanks is pretty fun, used to play it, because i figured ''why not'' it being free and all.
i was decent at the game, i think
Monster Hunter is fun.
Gabriel Lewis
Weh
Leo Wilson
tautologically so
the leafy girl, i guess.. she's a cute tomboy pirate captain
you like roll and block into a bomb and then backflip and you go super fast or something, i dunno
i havent watched one in a while, i just remember there being a lot of superswimming
have you watched this video? it's a great experience
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Kevin Martinez
Yeah it's not bad.
I'll have some good fun with monster hunter for sure.
Matthew Rodriguez
Resident Miku fag returning.
Making chili.
Pretty good shit.
James Butler
those are cute girls
big wordly so
oh, right! the Leafy girl! haha, cool!
that sounds fast and fun and wack
superswimming! and speedrunning! held object last position manipulation! object cloning! parallel universes!!
Charles Jenkins
that's good
I'm gonna go now
nice talking to you, I like you.
see you next time
Dominic Jackson
Hudson Edwards
they are all very cute, i need to watch the top's anime still though.. i like the geh type of girls
you too
yea.. did you watch leafy?
it is fast and maybe fun and maybe wack, there's lots of tricks in oot
i like speedrunning, celeste is my favorite speedgame though, i think i may actually try speedrunning that someday
Thomas King
i don't know what "geh" means but it seems cute
you, three
why yes, i was an avid Leafy viewer, how did you know?
fast fun wack tricks oot. all these youngin' words
speedrunning is super cool. i would like to speedrun a Source engine game
i hope Celeste goes super quickly!
Eli Hernandez
Yeah totally. Snow shoveling is a chore. And sometimes the cold can get uncomfortable enough.
Summer nights at the sea are the absolute best. At least for me they are.
Ayden Smith
Alrighty, take care user, I'll see you next time.
Glad to know you enojoy my presence c:
Jaxon Butler
How about this one
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Do you put them on hot dogs
Nice dubs
Carter Bailey
Logan Morris
Last!!!
Samuel Foster
Chase Evans
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