Oi! What’s your opinion on Australia and Australians?

I mean they're desperate to be America, but not as much as you Aussies

ask susan

Yeah nah yeah nah yeah nah nah yeah nah yeah yeah nah

I mean I wouldn't want to live anywhere else except some of the poshy euro countries

i kinda like the aussies and the women are hot

get fucked poofta

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who here was at the highway to hell on the weekend?

pretty sick

thegamer.com/australian-senator-wants-to-ban-anime-featuring-child-exploitation/

I seem to really like Australian humour for some reason. Steve Hughes, Tim Minchin, Michael Cusack, Lewis Spears, and probably a couple of others I'm forgetting. Often if I find something new I really like it turns out to be Australian.
Not a fan of Jim Jeffries though, never understood the hype.

They are 70 IQ niggers, only white.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_films_banned_in_Australia

Spicey

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At least we still bully our niggers. Pussy.

How the fuck is that an australian joke? Which retard made this I demand his head.

No you don't you interbreed with them. Bogan.

That's fucking disgusting how dare you accuse anyone of doing such a horrendous thing. Get the fuck outta my face, cunt.

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I like Australia and Australians well enough, I'll probably go there at some point, seems like there's a lot of cool shit to see

Talk too much and have so little to say.
Over half of their speech is insults.
Holier than thou attitude toward Americans and reverence for the English who threw them away.
Shitty animals and natives.
They drive on the left side of the road.

>Over half of their speech is insults.

The cunt has a point.

Birth country of Hitler so there's that

Ok Mr quarter Abo

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I like your women. Hot Aussie women are always horny as fuck. I would bang the shit out of 90's Nicole Kidman if I had a time machine.

>Holier than thou attitude toward Americans and reverence for the English who threw them away.

When cunts say dumb shit like this, do you blame us?

youtube.com/watch?v=R-o7YG3x0DI

Sunny Brits who are actually nice

The Castle. Essential viewing. If you're not Australian, watch it. If you are Australian, fuck off.

Well... Yeah.

They’re fucken insufferable cunts living in a fucken hellhole.
Imma straayan btw

Shutup yer fucken poofter cunt or I’ll fucken smash yer cuntin teeth out irl .

Fucken.

You can throw off the mask and act human here user.

>Imma straayan btw
Yes, that's you, you fucken insufferable cunt.

legal drinking age at 18, normalised culture to start drinking at a much younger age, we got some pretty cool cars that other countries sometimes kill for (for example we got some sick Jap cars that the USA didnt get, and Falcon and Commodore utes, fucks me why because theyre common and usually driven by bogans), fuck tonnes of good beaches and coast lines, we also get citizenship in New Zealand if we wanna hop over that way. country is ruled by a bunch of geriatric shit cunts, of which cover most of the reasons Straya is shit. other reasons are that city life is pretty shitty, infrastructure is fucking pathetic, alcohol is expensive, etc.

Abbos,worse than Baltimore City NIGGERS

i'll spear you in da legs cunt

A backward and disturbed bunch of criminally insane trailer trash. But you gave us Saint Brenton.

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It’s the lucky country. Even if you’re a retard with only a high school education you can still live a decent life. Healthcare is free. People get money from the government if they don’t work. Not the best but fuck me
If it isn’t better than most of the other shit holes on earth. Plus we’re good cunts. You yanks can all smoke my pole, so can you fucking poms

Fuck off fag at least we aren't the most obese country in the world. At least we have universal healthcare. At least we don't have mass shootings. At least we have a solid minimum wage. At least we have tax included in our purchases. At least we use Celcius. At least we don't have niggers.

Cool movie about white people playing the Abo card. Question: Do your Magistrates still wear those white wigs? Also, How's the serenity?

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And at least our legal age is 18 not 21 what a dumb country with dumb Americans

I like Hoge's old comedy shows.
t. American geezer

They're ok, except for the bogan scum

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Am Brit. I fucking love you guys.

Yeah, lawfag wear robes and silks, if they're important enough.
The serenity? Everywhere...

this is one of the more accurate aussie shitposter variants i've seen

fucked

Oi loik em.. Pretty honest and good at wars even through they descended from criminals/drunks and everything they say sounds like a question, they're ok in my book.

some guy at work whose parents are from ireland says his dad describes australians as "everything that is bad about americans, but 10x worse"

A what?

I love Australians but your accents are atrocious if I was deaf I'd move to Australia in heartbeat

softcock seppo

they are cunts

My sis boyyfriend is aussie ( father australian, italian mother ) and we're italians, and I havr to say after a while I know the guy that he's pretty rad. He's not pretty like I am, but he's more confident with chicks, he just does not give a fuck. He's one of the few that can take hella drugs without going down too fast, he eats and drinks like a man and he's not dimwitted. If half australians are like him, it can't be a bad country.
Can't understand his english tho, but I guess that's already been said.

>Australia
Completely fucked as a nation, I don't expect it to last more than another century as Anglo-Celtic. Census 2021 is going to be so fucked.
>Australians
Apathetic and willfully ignorant.

Please nuke Pozzbourne and Shitney in that order.
youtube.com/watch?v=Aax_zyDG61w
>not dimwitted
The bright ones gtfo out of this sweltering hell hole. There is nothing worth staying here for.

USA? Oy Vey.

You must be gay

South African here. Also Jew.
USA: government is infected and 99.99999% of you guys keep falling for it over and over again. California was horrible, saw LGBTQ kids (age 12 or 13) doing coke and mdma at a pride event I got dragged too. Everything's overly sexualized and way to open. Girls farting and burping trying to act like men. Met some sick Republicans who are 80, have a stash of guns and other illegal shit. Smoke weed and built things like cars and battle bots. Rest of USA is also shit. But you guys have freedom of speech and guns unlike the fucking Aussies.

Australia: too many laws and regulations, basically like britbongs but with more restrictions and your government has also long since been infected. Most Aussies are too fucking stupid to do anything about it or even know about it. But overall they fucking fun to party with and aren't raging faggots. BUFFALO mother fucker.

Look lad even Italy sucks ass, mostly because you can buy people with 2 euros and the corruption is rampant as if we were in jewistan. But in both cases the people is not to blame, those who are in charge are.
Australia has one of the most beautiful environment on the planet. Italy is the source of 70% of ancient art and history. You should not forget, before bringing down a whole lot of places and people who give their best everyday, that if they're struggling it's very easy they're just mislead.

I'm not saying there are not idiots on the world, but if there were only idiots nothing of what we've done today would have been possible. Raise your chin and believe in your family, and all the good for the world people that currently surround you without you realizing it. You'll be surprised of the potential your country has in store, and can't express because leaders are pieces of shit.

Fuck you, as a proud sheepshagger I resent that and disagree.

I like em. They like to fight, eat kangaroo, and drink. They're good ppl

Over run by feminists, got stripped of their right to own firearms, no freedom of speech, can be arrested for offending the niggers & Muzzie trash. Pretty much a leftist shitholes.

Shit country
Awesome people
Shit accent
Awesome slang

'straya is cactus since they started letting all the wogs in. Fuken' jooz.

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This, tbh. They let the feminists like Clemintine Ford effectively castrate all the Aussie men.

Which city

Always fucking angry. I don't know why but every one I've seen, talked to or read post seems to be so god damn mad. I have no idea why. Cunts.

I think they are fun loving people. Most like Americans. Respect.

They're GUILTY!

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You want to fuck a hot 18yo or milf? Take your cash to a safe, clean, comfortable brothel and have a great fuck any time you want here in Aussieland.

Try that shit in the US and you'll end up arrested, or robbed, or pozzed

didn't appreciate that whole taking over the world thing, but otherwise they're cool

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You guys remind me of the southern US. I'm from Florida myself. I'd like to visit, but what is the food like?

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You can live on it, but it tastes like shit.

>Florida
ehhh fellow follower of the crystal methodist faith

Get fucked queer cunt

You've hot issues if you'd stick your willy in those skanky prossies m8ee

I'm an Aussie and I hate my fellow Aussies so much that I married a Canadian. I married an Aussie before that but she was later revealed to be a total slut and not worthy of my company.

Australians aren't as selfish or self centered as people from other countries (eg America) but they are generally cunts. I can't stand the majority of them. Some of the country folk who live away from the cities are genuinely decent people. But most Aussies are uneducated and judgemental (which is a terrible combination).

The worst are the New Australians - who are mostly Migrants from the Middle East of English fuckers who overstay their VISAS. The lowest tiers in our society are the bogans (lowlife Aussie gutter trash rednecks) and the now prolific meth addicts (thanks America).

This here is a beautiful country though. It's quite astonishingly pretty in many places. I'm a wildlife photographer so I grew up catching lizards and spiders etc as a kid. The only place I enjoy as much as Australia is the Hawaiian Islands. But only the touristy spots there.

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They're all lost on the sauce.

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they seem alright... had a family of them sit next to me on a flight from ATL to LAX. Had such a great conversation made the flight quicker. Exchanged info and met up later because the husband of the family wanted to try smoking weed so we hit up a dispensary in SB, he got high for the first time and freaked out for a bit but we finally calmed him down. He says he'll never do that shit again. Maybe shouldn't have given him a sativa for his first time.

Generally overall good, wholesome people from what I can tell. I rate them 5/5 stars.

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shit who dis uggo

Miss Australia 1995

This pretty much sums up Australians.

You can tell a lot about a population by the behavior of their police.

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looks like my mom! htf did you get this? delete this now!

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needs garlic.

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cunts

>what is the food like?
What food? We're just like all the other Anglo countries, we don't have our own distinct cuisine. Try fairy bread, Sausage in bread, and Vegemite on toast (with butter and don't slather it on like nutella like those dumbfuck foreigner who react to it on youtube)

They did send a 1 man invasion to see Zealand recently, so... not great neighbours?
Dangerous stingrays.

A strayan.

>Be me (Australian)
>Snap humerus while playing sport
>Head straight to the emergency room
>Get xrays, pain meds, plastered up, sleep in a bed overnight
>Three days later go back in for surgery
>World class surgeon screws the bone back together
>Stay another night in bed
>Go home with three different pain meds, 10 booked physical therapy sessions, two more xrays sessions and a final checkup.

>That'll be $32 thank you.

It's good to be an Aussie.

Are Australians the rednecks of the UK?

>ATL
>LAX
>SB
Use your words big boy what the fuck does this shit say?

the southern version of canadians

They're ugly varmin grave robbers! Queen Elizabeth hates you queer wankers!

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NZ same, pretty good deal, eh bro!

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oi mate did you get any oxy? g-give us some

Shut up and go back to suck the Queens oversized clit ya fucken poofta

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ATL = Atlanta
LAX = Los Angeles
SB = San Bernardino

Made a legend for you.

Cheers cobba

Oi! 45% income tax mate! on a population of 25 million! Great deal!

income tax is levied at progressive rates faggit

So no reason to earn more or try to be successful

No need to post you mums photo. Lad. That's harsh!

White people , big continent , weird insects

>Ya mum
Is that all you can come up with cunt?

Couldn't win a war if they tried

i fucked ya dad you goose

we do have a lot of dole bludgers here

No. Don't post your sisters either. Spare the innocent.

Aussie Aussie Aussie oi oi oi

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australia is the only country i dont think about

You should mate it's great here come to Queensland fly into Brisbane from whatever shitty sou try you live In

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Full of fucking yobbo cunts. Apart from that I like living here.

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Used to think it was pretty cool. Now it just sounds like some white trash paradise where if trump were running for office there he'd get a large majority of the vote. Sad really.

Anyone have the .gif of that guy punching the kangaroo? Haven’t seen it in ages.

Australian has one of the most strong economy of the oceanic región, koalas and top beaches to make surf.

I have Trent from Punchy...?

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hahah TRENT how's punchie ol mate?

American here. Went to Perth for vacation. Beaches, weather, and sunsets were gorgeous. People ranged from friendly but distant to downright unpleasant (including one meth head type who wanted to fight me for some reason). Overall, people kind of reminded me of New Yorkers.

Food was pretty bad (about on par with American food), although the fish and chips were incredible. Best I’ve ever had.

Overall, it was a fun country to visit and I’d like to return and see more. I’m definitely jealous of the labor standards in Aus as well...

Meth til deth now maaaate ya seen me 2 part doco?

You have abos, which is probably worse. Some blacks are cool. Never heard an true aussie talk good about a fucking abo

Rats. Disgusting, ugly angloid rats. Can't stand them, hope that entire shit hole island burns to the ground.

you're confused...Abos aren't out killing one another, robbing people, and chimping out on the regular. American niggers are far worse

The Greatest Turds in the world.

I suppose they are people, ive heard of them before, never met one, figured they where like the dragons of the human world, from one mysterious continent lottered with dangerous animals and kangaroos, but im American, i can barely see past my lifted truck and fat wife enough to pay attention to the rest of the world.

I like their strict immigration policies. Gun rights leave a LOT to be desired.

Preferred Perth to Melbourne for weather. Perth was like San Diego, while Melbourne was like San Fran. Got laid a lot more in Melbourne, so that really improved it. Seems the women really like American with a soutern accent.

Our tax brackets are lower than the USA, and the first 20,000 you earn we pay no tax on at all
Dont fall for the propaganda user

Thats all they do user
They are the foulest creatures on the planet

Racist as fuck. Capable of great Floridaesque stupidity, and notorious for cheating at sport and shit. Give it a miss and head to NZ.

>get attacked by drunk Maoris and raped by sheep

Was some good shit ay