ITT: we pitch our revolutionary business ideas
>public urinals that drive around like food trucks
ITT: we pitch our revolutionary business ideas
Hunter Rogers
Jace Thompson
door-to-door sperm bank collectors
Brandon Thompson
Space trucking hydrogen, from low orbit.
Aiden Sanchez
Underrated thread. I'll engage with you, user.
Keeping in line with door to door and food truck type businesses, door to door hookers. Not lot lizards, I'm talkin' knockin on houses at 11pm
John Reyes
So... A Porta Potty?
Gavin Gomez
yes but REALLY portable. it would just drive around town. you know
Henry Wright
Smoking rooms that drive around like food trucks.
William Evans
why not cut the redundancy and just train postal workers to be sex workers
Hudson Wood
Would it drive around while you use it? That would be cool if I need an uber but I also gotta shit
Blake Johnson
Because that would ridiculously slow down mail delivery times, thus increasing the amount of postpeople they need to do the job. Duh
Robert Torres
Not the worst idea I've heard.
Noah Bell
i like your thinking. would you like to co-invest with me
Aaron Williams
ok so do the opposite. train sex workers how to deliver mail
Jordan Nguyen
Genius. Send family a christmas card and a christmas fuck
Angel Diaz
Proof of concept
Robert Taylor
I fly solo. I'ma just take the idea and do it better than you.
Levi Hill
i can beat you to market by installing a toilet in my sedan immediately
Elijah Perry
I'll be one step ahead of you by not installing a toilet and they can shit in the seat.
Juan Green
Lord forgive me for this but
Axe and Old spice laundry detergent and cologne tide pods. Skip the spray cologne all together and permantly smell like a horny 7th grader in DC shoes.
Connor Hernandez
you are a sick and twisted individual
Blake Walker
How would this work? When I need to piss I don't want to just wait around for the truck. Do I request it with an app or something?
Cameron Parker
either the uber model where you can get rides anywhere but also use the toilet
or
many of these toilet trucks would flock to high density areas just like food trucks
Zachary Bell
What if it's less of a truck and more of a drone? Like a flying porta potty, except it's just a drone that flies under your ass and catches your shit. Can come stocked with toilet paper and maybe even a little condom dispenser like they have at gas stations.
Logan Miller
How many toilets would you have in each one?
If there was only one it wouldn't be much help, but with more you'd need a huge truck.
Alexander Howard
how would you sit on it? some fat fuck would crush my expensive potty drone
Isaac Hill
Edible urinal cakes
Logan Mitchell
Fuckin what??? Why you do this lol
Camden Powell
by my calculations you could fit ~10 porta potties (2 rows of 5) in the average space of a food truck
Dylan Rodriguez
Maybe some extendo legs that can support up to like 600 lbs? Or maybe you don't sit on it, the customer just squats and shits, and the potty drone catches it like a drive by potty-napper.
Samuel Hall
Then you need a giant tank for all the shit and piss. And what do you do if someone is in there for hours?
Kevin Jenkins
Modify own vehicle.
Leo Price
the septic tank doesnt need to be too large as it can be unloaded from the back of the truck directly into in-street manholes or storm drains
if someone takes too long and the truck drives somewhere else that is their own fault
Elijah Johnson
LOL
You can't just drive a truck around with a person in a portapotty. Would there be a seatbelt at least?
Nolan Hill
Call it a taxi and charge extra.
NEXT!
Justin Lee
hand rails would suffice, i imagine
Grayson Cox
Liam Wilson
Kayden James
Levi Peterson
Until some drunk smashes their head on the door and gets KO then falls face first into the toilet and suffocates on their own shit.
Oliver Nelson
two words: foam padding
Christian Wright
ITT: some random corporate drone desperate for a new idea
Brandon Cooper
So a step back from what the indians have?
Zachary Gutierrez
You mean they're not edible now?
Josiah Stewart
You can't dump sewage down storm drains!
Tyler Butler
you cant LEGALLY dump sewage down storm drains*