So I caught a mouse, and I don't really wanna hurt it. it's a lady mouse and I think she's carrying babies. But uhh...

This

Mouse space program

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stick it in your asshole, op

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rolling for this. talk to your local vet.

give her food and water. name her Boopsie

legendary

That's the end idea. I just don't wanna hurt it.
Caught her on a glue trap, she was just kinda like ohhh don't hurt me. Not squeaking and trying to bite like mice usually do.
Kinda made me think of those goofy ass fluffy photos from fuckever ago.
I'd so home all the fluffies. hahahaha

Put half of its body in pooper and take photo

Keep it and give the babies to a pet store
To be sold as pets not snake food.

quads hello Winston

Buy a rat and put Mancy and the rat together in a cage for the night

Not trips.

I'm out of baloons with helium.
Last one we had I sucked the helium out of while boinkin my girl on the couch and started yelling oh yeah in that high ass voice.
She laughed.

Bite its head off

Re tard

I mean...

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Do quads not count as trips?

check 'em

No

It's an eternal debate

Niggachu

Check em

Idk, take care of her, maybe she could be named May.

Welp, let's keep this going I guess!
She's cleaning the glue off her feet still. I can see her in the toilet paper tube.
She has food/water.
Buncha animal crackers, some chips, grape. I'm thinking about a piece of potato? idk what do mice eat?
I gave her a buncha toilet paper to fuck off with and half a foam cup to make a nest or something with? idk.

Fuck, almost trips.

Kek.

Reroll

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I’m going to roll this for Winston.

reroll

Rolling for this

Rolling for this

Rolling for Winston

rollerino

roll

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If I catch more, do I add them in with her?
Do I just make this her holy ground for her and her children?

keep it.
Mice are pretty good pets

I am so glad you aren't getting trips.
idk how I would even do that.

She shall be named Winston. Care for her offspring

She's kinda neat to watch.
Mostly just grooming.
Kinda cute too.

Reroll lets go!

Eat it, fucking ozzy style.

Heckin rerollerino

So close!

Name her Nigger

Whatever the person above me says

re-rollerino

She's hiding behind the chips.
You think the zebra cake will be bad for her?
She got out and fucked off for a minute.
I moved and it spooked her though.

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I have rats, they groom a lot when scared/stressed to calm themselves down toss a blanket over the top but leave the front uncovered so you can see her and probably best to leave her alone for a bit

Also roll for space program

Reroll

Eat it’s toes one by one.

Never to be solved
I was under the impression the power was Cumulative ie I/II/III/IV/V...

Sandwich it between some chips, and eat it

Treat her kindly and release her in the wild

Feed it pineapple it’s name is Niggachu

Keep rat, train to eat eyes of your enemy. Name Camilla.

Rodents can eat almost anything that isnt citrus or avocado

Hillary Clinton

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tie it to like 5 helium balloons

reroll

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I figured she just didn't like the glue between her toes. lol
I've thought about getting a rat tbh.
Any tips for a newbie to rats?
Are they chill with being handled?
How do I pick one out?
I was thinking stick my hand in there and the first one to run to my hand is it. lol

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Why can't they have citrus or avacados?

Shave it’s hair off and smoke it.

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Always remember to stick them tail first up your ass, otherwise they'll panic and eat their way out

Lmaooo

-Rolling for Niggachu

You need to pick at least 2 rats cuz they are highly social animals.
Chill as fuck but need larga cage

Give her little angels wings made of foam or paper. Make a miniature stage out of cardboard and have her be the star. Make a bunch of little costumes and name her Star.

smash her with a fucking hammer

Suck her little pussy and see how reacts

>idk what do mice eat?
Grain, among many other things. They are rodents.

Buy it a McDonald’s hamburger and let it eat it.

name her mousie McMouseface
Keep her in a jar and cum on her daily

YESS voting for Winston

Refill 888

Name it Niggachu. Set it free

I chose mine by putting 4 turtles into the cage with the rats, to see which one taught them Kung Fu

Rolling for this

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get some rodent food from the pet store and only give her junk food occasionally. Rodents tend to over eat and die quickly in captivity.

This

rolling to support

Name her Algernon and take care of her a nd her babies

oh she's adorable, if she's injured bring her to the vet (since they usually have to take in all wild animals)

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Name her Post Malone and feed her pizza.

Depends really, you can never only get one though, they are social animals and will become mean as a bitch if they live alone or you dont imteract with them. They're smart so they can learn, like if you move all their poop to a tray they will associate that spot with pooping, and also get a small flat rock, dont know why but they are attracted to peeing on flat surfaces, like my phone screen. Rats are like people they have personalities i have 4 right now and ones a total douche, but the rest all love to play and get tickled, they will be afraid at first but once they get used to you theyll start being friendly, interaction when they are young is most important or they'll just grow up to be grumpy, not mean but theyll only see you as a source of food. Also dont get pet store rats, they're like 8$ yeah but they get tumors and have a lot of problems jts sad. If you look around for a breeder you can get em for like 20-30 each

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Sooooo, the floor of animal crackers is bad? =(
I just figured she'd be happy with (to her) infinite food.

yes. this is so wholesome

If you love something set it free. If it comes back it’s yours. If not, it was never meant to be.

It destroys their livers, female rodents can have some but enough of it will outright kill a male

Rolling for Winston.

love her babies.

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Rerolling for Star

If they get tumors and stuff, it just makes me want to go get them all and make them have super comfy lives before they meet shitty demises!

Rollerino

tits or gtfo

Also, call it "Bird"

You know the rules.

Hillary Clinton

Hay reroll. Inb4 tits or gtfo you fag

Eat it. Name it snack

Name her poopbutt and take care of her

Drown her

Pls roll for this.

reroll

Flush it

Its kinda sad, really and the medical expenses are crazy for such a little thing. I had a boy named scotch tape and he was fine untill one day his entire leg just swelled up to the size of his head, 600$ for the doctors visit and for meds to help him be comfortable, then the douches charged me another 110 for the injection to put him to sleep

fuck off roastie with your fucking attention seeking
show your tits not your face.

fuck off hitler. show tits

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Roll

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Welcome to b Winston

Fucking pat it on its sweet lil head

V-chan is that you

That's what I've been doing with them.
Boring assssssss.

name the mouse Jizzmaster and feed her and her babies your own blood

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yep. Her life cycle is interrupted now, so she'll get less exercise and eat more.

No, I’m not v-chan. But here, I go my femanon.

Fuck that'd i'd just chop it off and give his ass a piece of a hydo.

Also mice fucking love wheels

Put it in a blender then drink it.

>get string
>make leash
>tie around mouse neck
>take mouse for walk
>post pics
Name: Peter Potimous

Grill her

fuck the rat

Let that mouse go

Rolling for Winston

Lets easy trips

This^

^reroll

Fuck it, she can live life snacking and chilling.
I think she'll manage.

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Put mom outside with babies, except one. Consume remaining baby after deep-frying it.

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None of you retarded fucks understand the rules. Kill yourselves.

Space program

Henry Rollins

Reroll

Rollins Band

daphne
roll

roll for Jizzmaster

Do I get a boy and a girl or what?

This

Flush her

That's a ridiculous amount of cash, and they couldn't even save him? I would've just fed him xanax in peanut butter, he'd have been at home with his favourite human while he went to sleep. Sorry for your loss dude

do what him said

Same gender unless you want babies and most of the time they just eat them

NiggaSauce or NS. Care for em and give em a nice home

Name her Svetlana. Cook her babies into an omelette. Share it with her.

Name her turd first, then flush her

do what him said ok

Space program doesnt seem too bad.

This^^^

Name: Toilet Mouse
To do: Flush down toilet.

What about biting?
How likely are they to bite?
How do they respond to being handled?

do what him said okk

This is a good idea

Its cool, i love my rats but their average lifespan is about 2 years, longest one i had lived to be almost 4 though, heres one of my current boys his name is loki and he loves to be a douche to his brother thor

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This. Also name babies Orson, Judy, Pisces, Falstaff, Reginald and Clementine.

Rolling for Hayseed

Her name is Willomena

You must make her 12 different outfits of the finest cloth and make a little cat walk and give us a maternity fashion show.

You must care for her until her babies are born and then release them in to the wild. But keep her. Your souls are tied.
She will be your one and only.
Forever.

Get those fucking chips and cookies out of there and give your super model pregnant wife some fresh veggies and whole grains.

Treat Willomena with the respect she deserves.

do what him said okkk
oops a racism
don't tell hayseed

You fuck a lot of toilets up, don't you?

Fuck man, I just wanna see trips

Not rolling. Vicious

Please

Rolling for Willomena

What does he do that's douchy?

Re roll

Op honestly if you like that option just do it, in my mind you've already made up your mind. What's the point of sticking to some arbitrary honor on a basket weaving forum, only doing what the trips tell you to?

fuck off doublenigger. nobody asked u

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Pretty Please

I know. The suspense is killing me

Rollerino

cut one ear. name Van Gogh

Reroll

Willomena roll

No vchan-chan, No interest. Kill yourself fake redhead bitch. You look like a tranny and a coalburner

Rolling for Hillary Clinton

Ive only ever been bit once but thats because i put my hand between two of them that were fighting, theyre curious by nature and wil always test things with their teeth so you'll get a few test nibbles when theyre young, my boys are almost two years and know who i am and not to hurt me. Define handled? If you never interact with them they wont like being picked up, but if you keep doing it while theyre babies they get used to it

rolling

Kill it with fire. Name it brisket

I feel like it's a contract to deliver.
I posted.
I deliver.
It's just how it works man.
Or do you want me to be a massive faggot and just end thread cause "op sed"
I personally hate that shit, and I have a chance to deliver, even if it's something fucking stupid.

do what him said okkk
wew over the 3-k hump

re-re-re-re-rolling

Photogenic boi

Just letting you know that glue traps can rip that mouse's legs off if it really wants to get away

Name her Margaret. Look after her and her babies until they grow. Then kill them with ether and make a stop motion film with the corpses reenacting the sacking of Troy.

Give it an abortion

Wierd. Okay.

Winston vote

do what him said okkkkk

Saint Willomena

So get them young and hold them a lot.
Handled as in like picked up, held, pet on and such.

Or they chew them off

Good job op. Hope it ends how you want it to

do what him say ok
k k k k k

Rollin'

He like to bully and force clean the others to assert his dominance, because hes just bigger, he takes all the food out of the bowl and hides it where he can, and he keeps destorying the hammocks the others like to sleep in

so
close

name Stuart Little.
cum in her face

I've yanked so many off by the tail and never ahd anything come off. lol
But thanks, I'll make sure to line the windows in salt too.
They really just bite at the trap and get stuck worse.

Kek

Abort

take her outside and let her go

Just chew her up and eat her right now as is. Might have to knock her out with gas first.
Oh yeah and name her Olivia Flaversham.

Me too man.
I really don't want to shove this mouse up my ass.

If trips get select the second above me

put mouse in anus

Cut off tail as cost of being caught and released.

Rerolling for Hillary Clinton, babies name after Clinton family according to gender. First baby is named Avocado, regardless of gender.

Roll

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Stab it through the stomach with a toothpick.

I'd put his ass in time out.

cum on maus

Rolling for

what him say

Spoken like a true cult follower, nice job user.

Do whatever you want with it OP

>Olivia Flaversham

ohh you've brought up some... feelings
also this

Rerolll

If you force it constantly they may not like it but the more you interact with them the more they will like you usually, two of them like to be pet, one always tries to book it when i grab him, and one acts like he doesnt like pets but his tail twitches every time i do it. You can also just let them hang out on your shoulder, or get a hoodie and put em in the hood

Rerolling for Niggachu. Babies are named after starter pokemon of your choice.

One more for me

Rerolling

Eat her poop

name her whatever the fuck you want just get her high

Again rerolling

Step on it until babis come out the arse along with the guts inside it then do the same with each baby then set them on fire

Make her cum like Louis CK

Rolling

What does tail twitching mean?

Squish babies out. 888

>please love me mom

You're fuckin angry.

Reroll. 888. Squish

Niggernagger

Babies are named Fried Chicken, Nignog, and Shaniqua

This^

Kill it and eat it

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Rerooling

name her hitler and dress her as such

I just think what you're actually looking for is ideas, so when you find a really good one, stick with that. You could've easily ended up with that mouse up your ass is all I'm saying, would you honestly have delivered then?

This

Shave them

what him say kkk

Pet her.

Pet her lovingly and name her Squeakers.

Then shove a sharpie up your ass and post a pic.

But protect the mouse.

Reroll going once

Thi$^^^^

re-rerolling so close

dis

Its kinda like a happy tick, like their eyes boggle out of their head if theyre happy too sometimes, think of it as like a dog wagging its tail ig

Love her forever.
Hold her above all others.
Cut ties with your own mother

She is your mother now.
Ask her if you can go out on the weekends, tell her when you need your washing done, the works.
Throw a tantrum when the babies are born because you're not an only child anymore.
Now you have brothers and sisters.

Also give her veg and grains. Mummy needs healthy foods to nourish your siblings to be

Backseat OP. Start your own thread faggot

This is for star

you must catch another mouse and make mouse porn.

What the fuck.
Roll?

wat dis boi say

Rerolll going twice

Stick it up your ass

do him suggest

So instead of purring, they twitch their tails.
Cute.
I mean my girlfriend is cool with the idea of a rat.
Two is a fun idea, we can both pick one out/name it.
I'll likely be the one to interact with them more than the first week and take care of them though.

Roll for this

Roll for mommy

999 squish

Gently release her into the wild. Be free, damned vermin!

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DAT BOI DEMAND

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Space program

rawl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111

...

And last roll

top spam i beliebe in hayseed

OH NONONONO

I already don't talk to my mom, and don't go out on the weekends.
I'm also not an only child.

Rolling for Motherly Love

eeeeeek

fuk

111 squish with shoe

Roll

Kill your mother, rape your dog and post the mouse to reddit.

fsjal

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do

Smash them

what

this

I agree with this guy.
Go catch your own mouse!

Triple one. Squish that bitch

Name her Gretina.Take care for her and the babies then keep us informed when you will estabilish the whole family. Also give her veggies to snacc

boy

say

sacrifice mouse to satan

Shit on it

or else

i'll

jizzmaster

She will teach you how to be a proper son.

Reroll for maternal bliss

Reroll. Thread reply limit reached

Let the mouse go, then coom to pic related

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cry

he will be called pooman

...

No, just testing consistency and making him think is all. Like meat eaters thinking a dog is sacred, for example.

big tears

This^

Snack. Eat it.

Start a cult. You now worship the mouse goddess, Niggachu.
Quit your job
Cut ties with your family and friends
There is only the mouse goddess
Tend to her every need
her children are sacred, their lives more important than yours
Love the mouse goddess, live for the mouse goddess

This is more gay than a gay parade. If trips, shit on it and throw it into oncoming traffic.

Yeah when mine were young id just let em run around on my bed for like an hour or two a day, they most his under the pillows and id just chill on my phone, eventually they came over and started climbing on me, just a warning, they pee everywhere, even as adults, doesnt smell or anything but it has ammonia in it so just make sure to clean often, they will also poop when scared or when theyre young they just go where they want so usually best to check of u let em run around

Almost

Abortion

rollerino

Triple deuce. Smash and make the babies come out

reroll

re-roll

do it

What's with the retards being unable to spell "what he said"? Is it some ebin twatter maymay?

You are trying to think for him. He made it clear why he started this thread and you are trying to tell him he did it for ideas. Go away hippie

Put it up your booty hole and then eat it

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Not really.

The pee thing kinda kills it for me honestly.

222 reroll for smash

rerolling

...

This please

Gotta make sure there's no electrical cables nearby too

reroll

also be kind to niggers they are people too

Learn how to cook, tell your mother you love her, and become a better human being.

Also name the mouse Hera Lovebug and care for her.

re rolling for pooman

teach mouse how to play stairway to heaven

jizzmaster fgfg

Put it in the microwave

re-re-re-rolling

reroll

Honestly harmless but u do u

I've done it.
No.
The smell is awful.

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This seems weird enough.

rerolling. This thread is cursed

Do a tap dance on it

FAG.

I just had a cat that pissed on a lot of things. Just a bit peeshy I guess you could say.

re-rolling

Fuck it. Idc anymore. The mods are blocking trips. That is what I will tell myself in the morning when I wonder what happened to the mouse

The stress of seeing you every day will make a wild mouse gnaw her own babies out of nervous frustration.

Unless its directly on skin you wont ever even notice it and most of the time it dries before you even notice

give the mouse a cookie

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trips arent next possible until 444

emulate its actions for one month

No, I am asking him, and having a conversation, he is free to prove me wrong. I wouldn't ask open ended questions if i wanted to just tell him what to do. Bit curious though, he had to account for possibly shoving a mouse up his ass right? That's not just something you do, you have to prepare for it, mentally and physically.

Triple 3. Squish it to see if babies pop out. Deliver in new thread

Sacrifice it to kek

rollerino

Reroll

Murder them

name her fred, take a picture of her and photoshop her head onto a stock image of a man in a business suit, then post results

roll

jizzmaster fpfpfpfp

Cocaine, and her babies Nigger, Kike #2 and Strawberry

WINRAR

love and take care of mouse

WINRAR

Rerolling. I would have had it but suddenly I had to go through 8 captcha wtf

Winner, goodluck getting it to hold still

mouse name Lee mouse gets coronavirus

If dubs, you murder all your rats and eat them.

you suck at live

Will work on. One second.

based OP

fucking Fred

Die faggot.

Give mousie a cool pilot hat. Tie bloon to mousie and send to the skies. Post vidya.

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This is the gayest waste of trips.
>kys faggot

Vol1?.......

Fucking CHECKED

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OP disappears with Fred never to be heard from again

Bump

Where do you live?

Gayshit waste of triplettes

F fred
you were a legend for the little time we got to truly know you

seethe, coomers.

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Kill it, cook it, and eat it.

Goddamn that's a masterpiece if I ever saw one.

Fucking saved, OP.

This

I guess it's Fred, young lady.

i stand corrected. glorious

not OP but i did what i could

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The original.

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deliverrrd

welp that was really... killed some time

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Heroes of our time

Glorious

wonderful mouse. best looking mouse i know. period.

This is the same pic as the original. He said to take a picture, implying a new picture

I have to untether my phone and shit then.
Do I gotta?

Magnificent

nah op. no need. thread dead anyways

yes, and make a new thread with the results. i'm not being an ass, i really think it would be better this wway