I now have an extra $1,000 per month to spend. What irresponsible thing should I do with it?

How old are u OP ?

I have a collection of high quality sets. Kik me. @ discreetgentt

I've been building up good karma my entire life

That's an industry I would not like to invest in

I'm not into lifted jeeps and trucks, but a new car is on the horizon and it wouldn't hurt to start looking at some

Donate to Bernie

Nothing.
Assess goals.
Use it as a tool to get closer to those goals.
Treat yourself to a single smaller treat

I like it, use the money as a means to a goal instead of a product or experience

If you cashappd me like $100 I'd be grateful.

$kazerkai

Invest to build up passive income. Need tips, look up F.I.R.E

buy a made to measure leather jacket

Shut up you fucking faget. You have an extra $1,000 and you have no friends or family to spend it with apparently or Hobbies or creativity to figure something else to do with it. You have to ask a bunch of rando's on fucking Yea Forums. Shove the money up your fucking ass you fucking dumb piece of shit and make yourself into a human piggy bank. Don't forget to say hi to your mother for me.

Plastic surgery because apparently internally you're a fucking idiot

face tattoos you can never go wrong with a great face tattoo or a few

underage prostitutes... do it for Yea Forums!

Pour gasoline on your dick light it and jumped off a bridge.

Wtf ? If you're trying to be funny... you fail. FBI will be reviewing your search history. Go delete all your kitty porn faget

Save up for 3 months
Make $3000 pc

gamble it

Roth IRA at least

Give it to me

Giving it to the poor

save it moron.

save up for a couple of months and get yourself a real high class whore for a few hours, just to see what its like.

Make HRT and grow tits

Buy patreon nudes and spread them for the masses

Save it for a down payment on a house. But a house. Maybe even rent it out for above mortgage and taxes. Then save extra 1,000 and rental profit for another down payment. Rinse and repeat. Crazy.

use it to make more money

2000 jack in the box tacos

Save for retirement.

save $800 of it every month.
use the other $200 to buy nice things for yourself and your apartment and to increase the quality of food you eat.
once you hit $5000 of savings, put $4k of it into a trust fund and hang onto the other $1k for emergencies. repeat.
when you have a few grand go on a holiday somewhere. treat yourself.

the more you keep putting into that trust fund the more it's gunna give you down the line.
you start now, 20 years from now of you feeding into that you'll be at the point of your trust paying your rent each month.

Would you buy me cute shoes if I sent you feet pics

uhhh go to a strip club.. they usually have coke for you if you pay them for sex

Yeah, no. Any reputable strip club will kick you out for doing drugs or trying to buy sex since they will lose the licensing if they allow shit like that.

Write in yang

Pay off any credit card debt/school debt. Max out Roth IRA every year. Save for a house

Must suck being a USfag, I get deepthroated for £30 on the regular, and it's legal.

Please just invest it in some run of the mill etf. Literally ten seconds of googling

save it dude, i have 80 thousand saved in my savings, and the stress relief is amazing.

Eat healthier food and adopt a hobby that is creative that you enjoy

Buy a new property somewhere where you can afford those repayments and rent it out

Massively underrated post

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