It's my birthday Yea Forums and everyone I know is broke! I was wondering if some rich user would make me the happiest boy in the world and get me Rimworld or the two add ons for Darkest Dungeon on steam.
My Id is trindlocke
Even if you can't just a happy birthday shout out would be cool. Thanks Yea Forumsros.
Poorfag
BROKE ASS NIGGER GET A JOB
Hey, it’s my mom’s birthday too! Sorry I didn’t make you a card, brother. Here, I’ve made one for you anyway
Don't ever change you afrosexuals
That's a bangin card bro. 9/9
I made it out of scrap paper and love
You got one lucky mom
And I’m lucky to have her :)
I got you this for your birthday user
Love the fine print
Hey op here, it's anyone a fan of really shitty old strategy games? Cause brigadine is coming out with a new version on the switch and I'm hype.
Also trump and shit.
Happy birthday, here are my tits.
You didn’t even make him a card you charlatan
How can I be sure
Has a point
those are lovely
If anyone can prove they bought this guy his add one I’ll post my butthole with birthday card.
That's awesome. Thanks femanon
Nobody's bought me anything. But getting responses other than "fuck yourself" is pretty cool
I am running out of pointless pictures on my phone though.
bump for birthday gift and butthole
Op here - Looking at my steam account, I've played 1,285 hours of civ 5.
Fuck I'm boring.
Bump for butthole.
Last night, I posted a timestamp with my disposable email overing my face (no tits) in one of those “giving away money threads” with an old photo of money, and not OP but someone emailed me and actually helped me out with $40 to buy a 44Lb bag of cat food. Hoping to help you out on your birthday.
That's awesome. Unfortunately I'm just a kinda chubby guy, so even if I show tits I don't think anyone would give me any money for it.
Not trying to be a jerk but why would you so urgently need 44lbs of cat food
I feed two stray cats in my backyard twice a day and I knew I was going to run out of wet food today, I only had $2 to my name. My car has gas and I have minimal food in my apartment, I am a vegetarian and they won’t eat what I eat. I figured one large large bag of food would last me two or three months.
It's good you bought in bulk but you need to make sure you got enough to eat first man
That's actually very sweet. I just spent my last $10 on cigarettes.
Tomorrow I will /fraud/ once more.
Hey, I don't have money either.
But I do have a paste bin to 3 pirate copies of Rimworld that are all legit.
JUMMpuXw
Yo guys op here
user just sent me Rimworld!!! Thank you bro I know you're looking at the thread, my pc is downloading. You're the man!
Happy Birthday!!
Pics or it didn’t happen femanon here
Stay dank OP
>Can't use inflammatory language and then subvert with picture compliment because of a lack of comedic timing due to the medium
>Have to say something
>Say this
>Shine on.
Pictures away
>2020
>not having 15 tabs of furry porn
What happened to you Yea Forums?
How do you know what's hiding behind the steam client?
Is there any way you can show your screen name with the game / your account library with the game? Don’t want anyone tricking me to give away your photo card.
At the very least 12 too few tabs of furry porn
Done
Okay I accept this
Learn to torrent
Did you not see my desktop?
Oh fuck, it's machine code. He has machine code. (in the task bar)
Terminate
Terminate
I posted before reading the whole thread, my bad.
Happy birthday brah.
Fucking awesome birthday and I'm only an hour forty in
That's my kind of Asian
Thanks man
great tits are great. good job keeping the dream alive femanon
Anyway, I'm op, figure I'll show you guys my ugly mug. Ya'll wanna see my dick?
not OP,
you femanon, are rekindling my hope for Yea Forums. thank you for being so cool.
Glad to be of service, gents. Someone helped me last night, so I pay it forward.
Am op, thread has been full of cool people. Dude sent me the game, now the femanon (who started with tits n stamp), not to mention just all the good vibes.
You look like someone who gives great hugs
That sounds like the nicest insult ever
Herpy Derpday OP
Danka
Go to sleep Kyle, you have to be at
school by 730 tomorrow to get your reduced breakfast
Sir, I am 32. I'm a loser, not a child.
I heard you liek mudkips OP, so I got you one for your birfday
DESU!!!
>uses sir to address me
>asks for money on shitchan
>probably unemployed
Stop visiting GameStop often, Howie
Gamers don't go to gamestop. Total ripoff.
Ok guys. Femanon heading out, 2:35 am here. And here are my cats I feed. They’re great. One lets me pet him.
Have you offered to let them in? I bet theyd piss all over your shit no problem.
Pic of my dog
My landlord won’t let me bring them in, he live in the house next to mine. My lease says no pets, and is up in three months. Says he’s going to inspect it on the finals day of lease before I resign.
Your landlord is a dick
It was a windchill of 19 last night, I scruffed him and put him in my garage so he hopefully it was a little warmer, no wind and stuff. I let him out in the daylight before work. The other one doesn’t let me touch.
This pic me too
It's very sweet that you're taking care of them. You seem like a good person. That shits rare
Thanks man! I hope Op is here so he can get an idea of what I look like from a behind portrait, not just my birthday nudes lol
Me in a suit
Yay OP! We are in the redhead club
I am op, so I'm getting the full experience. All my full body shots are too large file size. It's a pain in the ass
Redheaded women are the hottest. Do you have freckles as well? That would put it over the edge.
OP you’re a brave one. I’ll never ever post my face or my tattoos again, bad experience. Anonymous is real, real bad.
I've got literally nothing to steal. No one in my real life would be surpassed about any of the shit I do online. If you wanna kik my account there is also trindlocke
No freckles, I’m a fake. I dye it every two or three months. ps I’m very happy someone bought you the game for my nudes.
I think the guy just got me the game just because. Seemed really cool. And now I'm just kind of buzzed enjoying myself so everything is good.
nobody is too broke to torrent.
Either way you are a WINNAR!
actually, that's completely untrue. but you know what i mean. if you have a computer to play them on, you have a computer to get them for free. fuck off. nypba
Please read thread friend
Totally made my night.
Said I was going to sleep an hour ago but then someone posted a dog so I stayed. Night Yea Forumsros
That was me, op, I've got more dog if you want him. Kik me - trindlocke