Secrets thread. Tell me your dirtiest secrets user

Whatever dude...

Yeah I never understood these fucking lames. Bitch was probably ugly as fuck

I like aids too

Wife has gotten me into this scientist fantasy

Never raw

Then it's not really finishing in their pussies

What? Lmao I still finish. Just with a condom. I don’t care that your definition of finishing includes raw

How’d you meet them? Do they know you’re bi ?

I'm just glad you're not an aidstard

what like a geologist or something?

Nah she dresses up in a traditional scientist labcoats and narrates our sex very clinically. I try to pleasure her and "mind break" her

Greentext it bro

sounds....hot, I guess

One from work and one from tinder. they always take off their rings. been fucking around with one for 5 months now, and other 2 moths. the one from work is now really considering getting a divorce.

How old are you bro?. "best nut ever" sounds like bullshit!

I have god-knows what amounts of ex girlfriends and Fembois. I am that savage anons.

For some reason I really like average/slightly skinnyfat bodies on guys

How did the work thing start? I fucked a coworker last year for 2 months and she ended up leaving her bf. I stayed with mine

It is lol I was kinda wierded out at first but it's definitely become fun.

She showed up in october. heard 2 other guys ran her through at work (girls that work in or anywhere near a warehouse are sluts) so i took my turn and we kept seing each other and she became a side piece. my main one too. she told how the other 2 dudes from work were duds. lolz but i waited before i told i knew about my 2 coworkers that fucked her. she wasnt happy that i found out. and now shes really back off a bit. which is a good thing. shes a flipper

Bros before hoes. always tell your bros if you fucking. never get mad at a bro for fucking. its the hoes fault. always.

I once fucked a dude I knew from high school. I sucked his cock, rode him till I came, then I fucked him in his ass until I came again inside him. I got caught in the moment and ended up choking him, making out with him, biting his lip, licking his neck, etc. The whole time we were fucking.
I kicked him out after I came the second time, told him I was straight and blocked him the next day.
Only he and i know about it. Nobody else at all.

my big sis and I still sleep in the same bed and she’s still never touched my peepee like that :|

Go flag this.

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dude, youre a bad boyfriend!

Well, at least you aren't telling yourself that you are straight.

I got my first blowjob when I was 12 from my male cousin

How do you mean?

I fucked my wife's sister multiple times before we were married.

First time was my birthday party, quiet night only 7 guests.
was my fiance at the time,she got too drunk, made a scene and passed out.

Me and Elle kept drinking, everyone left my 11pm, we ended up in the hot tub, she takes off her shirt and dares me to take off my pants.
she rubs my cock with her feet underwater, then climbs on top on me, we fuck, i stand up and cum on her tits.
we both clean up and finish our drinks and go to bed

Next day is kinda awkward, we make small talk, until the afternoon, my partner gts in the hot tub and me and elle both smile at each other.

hell yeah! what about the other time? why aint yall fucking now??

phfffft! we've all done that one buddy!

I’ve never told anyone

neither did i.. but still thats millions of us, if not billions.

>Left old tech communcations job
>Work for a government and private contract communications company
>All of the jobs are for military types or very private clients
>Turns out were owned by the government after I pass my paid interneship of 6 months
>Realize the secluded places I was in weren't just military bases
>Some were entire closed cities I was flown in
>Not on map or google map trying to find them
>Only allowed to bring company cellphone
>Some of the cities are surrounded by government land and just say its a reserve
>Cars had no license plates just four numbers on front and back or blue QR
>One city everyone was well over 6'5 bright comic book red hair with green eyes, red skinned and split tongues at the end
>Everyone stared at me
>Went out to get food outside of the hotel
>Absolute unit stops me says I need escort since its a private city
>Zero street lights no cars had headlights on
>Every persons eyes are glowing like a cats
>Go inside burger shop to order
>Get to my order and told "get fuck out of our city blueface" by cashier
>Whole place gets up stares and just points at me while hissing
>My escort grabs me the wrist tells me we have to leave or I'll disappear
>Jump in the car
>Everyone in the burger shop attacks the car like they have rabies
>Get back to the hotel mini riot with signs that that say "kill blue face"
>Boss calls and I'm flown back immediately
>Tells me not worry about it and that i'm lucky I wasn't eaten
>Where the fuck am i being sent too where people want to eat me?
>Boss tells me more is explained after my probation period is over.

Now I have a secret that just makes me look crazy or larping.

She moved interstate unfortunately.

Most of the other times we hooked up were super quick most times when my partner was shopping or at work.
She gave me road head driving her to the airport, that was fun!

Was yours younger or older

I still get off fantasizing about the details my ex told me of her getting sexually assaulted.

How does this shit not get taken down

I was "raped" in the alley behind a gay bar I used to hang out at. It was hands down one of the best fucks I've ever had and I still jerk off to the memory all the time.

I've showered with a 9yo girl quite a few times

How old was she?

Flag it. Everyone. It ruined my fap browsing.

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I've been into bestiality since a teenager and have had 3 GFS who have played with dogs, horses and cats so far. Every one had been amazing.

How do you know they won't go crazy and try to leave their partners for you?

I was fucking a married side bitch and she went crazy when I broke it off, threatening to tell her husband all about it, wanting to leave him for me and things

Were they into it or did you get them into it? If so, how?

How did you get her to not say anything?

How did you meet her?

I talked them into it - quite easy if you take your time. I brought the subject up s a joke at first and then brought it up again a few weeks later as another joke but threw in a few facts about how people are in to it and how their cocks work (knot etc) and then showed them a video and they had so many questions

what were these creatures called

25 gonna be 26, its a fairly common term I thought?

In the end I had to come down hard on her. "I am not interested in having a relationship with you. If you tell your husband you will fuck your entire life up - he will divorce you and leave you with nothing. You will be homeless and hated by all that find out". Kinda put her back in her box when she realised she was fucked if she did pull that shit.

She was a friend of a friend of someone atvwork. Met at after work drinks. Bit of flirting led to kiss which led to me going through her pussy many times...

I’ve showered with my daughter from when she was 7 until now at 17. I wouldn’t fuck her, but I love looking at those young tits

Fucked my best friend’s girl in September and haven’t really talked to him since.

She told me they broke up but they didn’t. She’s hot as fuck and I didn’t have a problem with fucking his ex, he’d get over it if he ever found out. But nah they never broke up. Still together today.

She also got all drunk at this family barbecue I took her to (stupid I know) and blabbed to my mother about how she loves me and we’re together and blah blah blah, my mom has known her boyfriend for like 20+ years so it was awkward

Fuckin lunatic bitch

She is 17 no one cares

Bitches are crazy. One kiss and they think you're marrying them.

How do you know

in my soph year of HS I used to buy my friend subway on the regular, just so I could shoot my cum on her sandwich before I gave it to her in class.
I was so pleased knowing she's swallowing my load.

Tell more details of each woman getting into it.. teach us your ways

Her Instagram

Good move my dude.cant let her run that show

Cheers man. If I've learned anything over the years it's that you don't sign your heart over to a girl. You gotta stand firm or she'll try and walk all over you.

Goddamn wish I had the balls to cheat on my girl. She's great but doesn't stop me wanting to fuck some fresh pussy. Girl at work said she wanted me to fuck her all over at the Christmas party - I literally had to put my dick on lockdown not to go back to hers that night. I'm considering hitting up some local hookers just to take the temptation away. Anyone done similar?

I haven't had sex with my wife in more than a year. We've started to consider seeing other people.

We still want sex with each other, I just can't keep it up with her anymore and we dont know what else to do.

I got into it at 6. Was forced onto me. But now I'd rather be with a dog than a person, because a dog will love me.

Imma dude btw

Kik?

>Goddamn wish I had the balls to cheat on my girl.
The only thing better than cheating sex is gentle, passionate lovemaking with a partner who has complete faith in you after dirty nasty cheating fucking someone else.

Yes we’ve all learned the hard way unfortunately. Once you stand firm and don’t care then you win!

im a diaperfag... only a few years off being full virgin wizard. im about to go to bed and im wearing a diaper a nd a shirt and cuddling a stuffed animal

A virgin by choice?
There are a ton of kinky fetishists who are into that.

i dont know if its by choice because ive never tried to get laid.. if i tried i may just be an incel

Every time my wife gets drunk and passes out, I pull her pants off and fuck her in her sleep. Every time.

I've even muted my mic on discord, told my teammates I was taking a piss break, and just fucked her while shes unconscious.

Does she know at all? Or is that part of the fun?

If she knows, she has never brought it up. And it really is part of the fun. I dont bitc about her putting out (consciously) less and less these days and I just get laid anyway.

I mean, about 8 years ago we went to a party and she got top trashed to fuck. She told me to just donit while she was passed out but that was the only time. I started doing it pretty frequently like 2 years ago.

Dont get me wrong, we still fuck normally and shes still got the moves to make me nut my brains out....but theres just something about fucking her all passed out that really does it for me.

It’s not worth it. Don’t be a degen

Yeah I also like giving facials. With a condom. It's still cumming on to her face, even though I have a condom on.

Fucking retard

I cum in my sister's bed when she's out. Gets me diamonds knowing she's sleeping in my cum

Hot. I'm envious. If I didnt catch the clap from a trap last week I'd try that on my wife tonight after she takes her sleeping pills.

sometimes i just want to go crazy and get fucked constantly or pimp myself out on grindr

Was 22/23 and had a small businesses where I recorded high school football players and sent their tape off to colleges.

My gf at the times little brother was a high touted blue Chip Recruit. His sister and he would stay at our apartment some weekends with his gf.

I used to fuck his cheerleader gf behind my gf and his back all the way till he finished Hs and they broke up.

Part of me thinks she knows and just doesnt care. Which...is still kinda hot? Idl. Relationship is great I just want sex all the damn time. The worst part is that I keep blowing loads into her. I know that's literally a dumb thing to do but it just feels great

Ditto. Years of repressed desires turned me into a whore with no self-esteem.

Green text on how it started?

I have photos of myself being naked with prostitutes and I photoshop other womens heads on to their bodies to make it look like I'm getting it on with them. I keep them in my secure folder on my phone and jerk off to them every night

self esteem is for people with value, user. you are where you need to be.

Why is it dumb to dump cum into your wife? Children thing or just a general feeling of... ... I dunno

The worst part is I love being reminded of that.

I have a slam piggy harem in Mexico and 6 kids. The only other people who know about it are my psychiatrist and my lawyer. There would be more kids but some were unfortunately lost as they say

I onces fucked a student of mine. She really wanted some good grades. She gave herself to me, and i have her all i got.

I have a friend who's like that. Easiest cheap fuck I know. I take plenty of opportunity to reminder her that's the only reason I'm her friend, and she rides my dick like she's got something to prove. If I wasn't married, I actually try to date her, which would probably ruin it.

My cousin became legal drinking age and she's one of those girls who doesn't have a lot of friends but is really hot yet keeps a small circle. Me and her are really close and I'm the only one who can go drinking with her. We regularly get drunk together on nights out and she crashes at my place, she's usually smashed so she sleeps in bed with me, she gets all cuddly when she's drunk and I feel her up all night long til the early morning. Took this creep shot of her legs after coming home one of those nights

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I’ve been fucking my aunt on a regular basis since I was 15

How'd that start? And does the blood relation play in your reindeer games at all?

Yeah I dont really want kids but it just feels so fucking good

Get clipped? Then you shoot all you want, and dont have to worry.

your age? her age?

which women's heads?

36. 19.

its good to know your place in the world. you should get a warm fuzzy feeling when somebody reminds you.

got any pics? how was it?

She seemed to enjoy herself. I loved it. she let me cum on her small breasts.

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amazing. i was a college ta and would be down to kik if you wanna share clothed pics of our hot students

spank her until she cries. see if that helps

Sure, that takes care of her needs. But what do I get out of it?

I used to let my ex bf’s dog cum on my tits

a hardon if it works for you. or you might do better to slick her hair back in the shower and fuck her up the ass while pretending she's a boy

When I was 17 I took the v of an 11yo girl

Who forced you into it, user?

post pics

Not into kids or torture, but thanks anyway.

Gonna want to hear all about this one

Still masturbating to my ex gf.

Broke up in 2011.

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This

What are some of the details?

I don’t have any pics

Do you have other kinky fetishes? Lolis maybe?

My adult cousin. He babysat me and molested me pretty much every day for years.

When I was in 10th grade a classmate brought me to his house and coerced me into sex with him. He got me to suck his cock, he sucked my cock, and he fucked me in the ass and came in my ass and that kinda felt good but I'm just not gay so I couldn't get into it. I felt really guilty for a long time.

My first woman was my friend's mom who let me fuck her and cum inside her, and I was so glad that I got to be with a woman by then I just didn't care that it was my friend's mom because her sex saved me at the time.

Did he have you do things with other kids as well? Do you like little boys now yourself?

She got drunk at a party and three guys took her back to a dorm and took turns having their way with her all night. They used her pretty good

>Did he have you do things with other kids as well?
Yes.
>Do you like little boys now yourself?
No. I pretty much hate people.

My best friend's sister. I was fucking his mom at the time but she let me see her photos she'd sent to her bf. I fapped to them often.

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were you immediately horny when she told you the details? or did you realize it turned you on much later? wanna talk about it in detail on kik?

It was his fetish lol. Not into the stuff you mentioned

Was it girls too? What did you do?

Full frontal she sent to her bf

I really wish I could've fucked her but she wouldn't have allowed that because I was already with her mom.

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0/10
didn't even move with your aunti and uncle in bel-air

>Was it girls too?
In addition, yes.
>What did you do?
Sex. And sexual things. I'm sure your imagination is more than up to painting whatever picture you need.

bonus if you say yes: ill tell you what my ex shared wtith me about what happened to her a while back

I fucked a friends mum in the ass while he was in his room sleeping. I secretly filmed it while I prepare her asshole for fucking. I told her to bent over and spread hear cheeks. She told me that she does not like anal, but that makes me more horny. She was 41 years old. She does not make a sound while I am fingering her asshole wide with at least 5 fingers. After 5 minutes I put my cock in her ass and fucked her hard.

Don’t have kik. It made me feel bad for her but also intensely horny at the same time.

No my imagination sucks. And as someone who was molested, I like knowing the details of others. Especially people who seem willing to share them.

Anal hurts but it also feels good, especially a cock pumping cum into the colon. It's hard to explain.

I jack off to pictures of toddlers/little girls doing gymnastics. It makes me cum harder than anything else.

only takes 30 seconds to make one with a fake email. consider it

Are you female?

I’ll talk about it on here

vid?

when she told you the details was she confiding in you or was it more like a fucked up horny moment?

I really don't like when people disbelieve me

yer lyin

Yes but I don't know how to upload. It is to big

This is going sound sketchy at, but I know a trick that can turn anyone on in 2 days.
I've been using this since I was a sophomore in HS, that's how I lost my virginity
The cool thing about this trick is that I don't have to talk to the girls.

I don't believe you.

find a dog and take some you faggot

She was kind of a freak but I think she was just confiding in me.

A short teaser

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How long have you done this for?

how old was she when it happened?

mega

Had a friend who was prison gay after having a couple extended stays behind bars. If he went too long without getting laid he'd call me up and fuck me "like one of his prison whores." He was really into prison rape rp and liked to force himself on me while I pretended to not want it.

20

Grow up

No. Straight male.

My best friend's big sister was in college while I was still in middle school. She always thought I was a crude little kid. One night, I stayed over at my buddy's place. While she was asleep, I snook into her room, and kissed and licked her feet while she was asleep while masturbating. We're good now, but she still doesn't know.

Pfffffff.....

How can you know how it feels?

Ourpartsonhere

I get off sharing pics and videos of my buddy's stuck up bitch milf ex. Dumb bitch thinks this was all deleted and would be beyond humiliated if anyone saw her naked and with a cock in her mouth and cunt and taking loads to

I am a successful child molester and still get a sense of satisfaction out of admitting it anonymously on here. I don't really crave it or go out of my way for related content though and I'm left pretty satisfied with the memories

My best friend's older sister had a pair of sexy feet, and while she was in college, I was still in middle school. She always looked down on me, and that kind of made her hotter. (She's half-white, half-hispanic). Anyway, one night, while I was staying at my buddy's place, I snook into her room, and kissed and sucked her feet while masturbating. Still think about it all the time. We're cool now, but she still doesn't know.

Because as I said, a friend in HS put his cock in my ass regularly. I didn't like the cock but it felt good nonetheless.

I talk to random men on the internet then arrange a "meeting" for them to rape me. In my own home or get abducted on my own way home from work.

It fucked with her for a long time after it happened

She told me I raped her. I don't want to have children

m or f?

Female

Green text how it happened

Since I'm a rapist you know...

Found old facebook mconversations of my wife and dudes she used to talk to, she a slut

What did they say?

My first wife, I found out after about 10 years that she'd fucked hundreds of dudes including celebrities. That made me really horny. Too bad she was crazy and I had to divorce her.

What's the most you've been able to get away with?

What celebrities

Joe Piscopo
Micky Dolenz
Jon Bon Jovi

others I can't remember

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Been banging my first cousin since I was 20 & she was 14.
Off and on mostly, but for decades now. She's married and her youngest boy is mine, not her asshole hubby's.
I want her to leave him and marry me (it's legal) but she says it'll fuck her life up.

I had an 8 year old girlfriend I was able to play with until she was 10. While I wasn't touching her every day she was around constantly and I blew many a load down her throat

Kys

Nah

There was a conversation with her and one of her co workers and she was telling him that they should hang out afterwork that she knows he has a girlfriend but they can hangout just as friends “unless we get drunk” and he replied yeah we should and yeah your cute blah blah blah and how he would like to “keep in touch”

How were you able to get access to her, especially for so long?

They keep having converstions with sexual references and she tells him that shes latina and she knows how to ride it and he wouldnt last 5 minutes, he replies that he had sex with his gf earlier and she came 3 times, my wife replies that makes her wet and horny and how unfair...several days later she sends a message apologizing about what happened in the car ride and how shes not a slut but she wanted him and to reply to her message that she doesnt bit and he replies i know first hand you dont bite and how he wanted to touch her pussy but she didnt let him and howbnice and warm her mouth was

It was a few years ago when the economy was shit. I moved in with a buddy who needed help with expenses. The apartment was a slum but a large one and a bunch of people ended up moving in over time. I was all the way in back and the kid would sneak in to my room and play. I only really got away with it because her mommy was a POS white trash ghetto heroin addict and was busy with her other 3 kids

How old was she?

unlikely

I hope this is just normal Yea Forumstardery or ima have to call in a tactical Hensen

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Do you think she had already been molested? Do you think her mom cared or would have cared if she found out?

I shoot my load in my sister's car when she's not driving it. Makes me hard as Chinese math knowing she's driving around in my load.

Wait, is this the blowjob princess story?

23

Calm down Dr Phil
Kek

Where the hell is clemanon?

How was she in bed?

Your impotent tears sustain me

Yeah thats the one. Its been a little over a month

No she was completely innocent and thats what I loved about her. She was mommys 2nd welfare check in a busted family and neglected so badly they never noticed. The fucked up thing was that her mom was molested as a kid and gave them the stranger danger talk but would only watch after the older girl. My guess was the older sister was getting boobs and around the age mommy got touched and she focused too much on her while ignoring the younger one. If she she probably would have shanked me

I know what a V E R Y tight pussy feels like.

Vaginismus?

You're a funny guy, I loved that one. But no, not what I meant.

What's the blowjob princess story?

The secret is that there has been a decision to wipe out all of humanity, human leaders were told by the highier beings and they were given a choice of preserving memory. Hence social media and the internet. It's just a yearbook.

I'm still holding out hope that you'll post about reconnecting with her and living happily ever after.
If only to flip the script on my own unhappy ending to a similar story.

Scum

have a kik or wickr?

There are five letters in pussy. How many more letters would be needed to match how much older the pussy was than that?

younow197

Hah. That shit would have been leaked by the the retarded bozos already. Any conspiracy theory that relies on the competence of human leadership is funny on its face.

me too, it wasn't pleasant at all. Neither for me, nor for her.

you're gonna have to try harder than that sheep boy.

exactly the same amount more

I have lived over 1,000 years.

She liked Adventure Time a lot because she loved Princesses. I had made a joke that if she was in the she would be Blowjob Princess just kinda teasing her. She laughed but at a later session she called herself that and the memory stuck with me and became a title I use for it

Thanks man. I would like to be optimistic even with all the time passing.

My secret is that I’m secretly into sucking cock and being feminized. I’m straight and have a gf. I haven’t had the balls to meet up with a guy to such his cock but hopefully I will work up to it at some point. This is pretty common on this site but yeah.

how, teach me please mastor.

Was it the first time for her? What made it so she was able to do it?

you're not going to do it, too risky.

long preparations and very, very careful and gentle pushing, eventually it became easy after the first few times, her orgasms haunt me to this day.

You have to meditate everyday. Focus on your chi. I know it sounds cliche but it's what my master taught me in the Himalayas during the Simroun Dynasty days. Do you know how to meditate?

Yes, I think I do, I can clear my mind and spend an hour motionless just letting my mind "clear up" is that it?

I mean I could easily get away with it I think. My issue is just actually going through with gay shit

Did she like doing that? Younger girls seem to hate precum and cum.

Essentially, yes. Focus on your breathing, be calm. That's all it takes, but surprisingly it's hard for many people to master for their first time.

>orgasms haunt me
What's the best way to describe them?

You're not going to do it, too risky. Listen to what I'm trying to tell you, HIV, HPV, multiple others, the chance of anyone finding out, the chance of the guy being an absolute fucking spaz or psychotic obsessive fucker who will ruin your life. Just don't. Get a dildo, get a nice hotel room, get some weed or mdma, and fuck your asshole for a few hours till you have your fill and you're sore, take a shower, sleep it off and then go back home. TRUST ME.

Ok what is "focusing on the chi"?

Her inner grip trying to grip and slide you out of her but she can't, 10-20 turbo contractions within like...8 seconds, it's hard to describe kinda like a burst of BABUBAUAUBABabbabab bab bab bab..........babab...

And she melts in my arms, then there's a sensation of wetness, and her breathing goes back to normal. I loved that girl with everything I had till they moved.

This i a trick to make sure you can keep a secret and you faild at that. You useless faggot go kill your self

My wife's brother and his wife moved in with us a year ago when he was put on disability. I walked in on his wife getting out of the shower one day. I walked in, closed the door and realized she was there in just a towel. She dropped the towel and I fucked her right there in the bathroom, with her husband 20 feet across the house. Been fucking her ever since. Best part is when she comes into my room while my wife and I are sleeping and she sucks my dick until I can buckets.

Life is good.

*Ch'i not "Chi". My apologies. Admittedly my grammar is not very good friend. Qi is the life force of a person, a human beings energy flow. The practice of cultivating and balancing qi is called qigon, something I have already mastered myself. Focusing on the ch'i means that you must focus on your life force, your human energy to calm yourself. With enough practice you will be able to master the art of obtaining immortality.

You’re probably right, thanks my dude.

If I just dropped it on her maybe but I worked up to it slowly and explained what everything was. I did kinda steer it towards being a "Neat" thing and an accomplishment which felt a little shady but it was better than not telling her and letting her thinking she got peed on

Did she vocalize or say anything? How did you know her and build trust with her people?

Im currently 22 and have been meeting up and fucking a 14 year old. She likes older guys and lost her virginity to a 30 year old.. But still scared that someone who knows me will see us out together somewhere

as a reptilian myself i find your pointing and hissing jokes offensive

Have you tried to contact her recently? You'd said you'd consider it.

I gotta be honest, when my "abuser" was disappeared from my life it broke me far worse than anything she ever did. When she died I did too, a little. And the kid in me who wanted to be with her forever is still around, and has never been happy with anyone else.

I know you fantasize about her, but don't ever act on it

How long ago did she lose her virginity? Do you wish it had been with you?

how do I find my qi?

Radu?

Seek it in your mind while meditating. Practice makes perfect my friend, I assure you. Practice your meditations in a room familiar to you, a bedroom for example. Practice for about an hour each day. Once that you feel you're ready in your heart practice for days on end. Only then will you be ready to find your Qi. This is not the only way, however. This is just what I was taught by my previous master.

so how come u didn't an hero urself?

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Somebody post the guy with the cousin story that's been circulating here last week

She's not even that attractive. She gives really good head and her asshole is hella tight

Damn... That's hot... What did she say about it? Did you discuss it?

Tbh not really, as amazing as I can imagine you would think the feeling of taking her virginity would have been. She is still SOOOO tight. but it's her cute face that crazy turns me on. Plus she comes across as sooo innocent. Problem with taking her virginity would have been the scare that she might not have liked it and got scared and told someone etc

Living a thousand years to end up in b, fantastic.

if you are curious about her sexuality that's fine, the other part of the question I can't tell. I can tell that she started off frightened and after a few "sessions" she relaxed, and by 10 she was lohohooooooooooooving it immensely. The fun part is that I never showed her porn, nor had she any idea about how a woman should behave so I got the raw mannerism which are amazing.

u can find this kind of shit even on tinder or w/e ... go back to redddit

God damn man thats rough I feel for you really. Heres the thing I've kept my eyes open but no social media presence and only one old roommate I can ask for info. I don't know if we can get together or if she would be into the idea. Its not great but I am happy she isn't with her POS mom and is now living in some small town with her dopey but harmless pothead biological father. If she just ends up better off than her mom I'll be happy for her even if I ain't with her.

It's not like I can do anything else. Daily life can get mundane. That is how immortality works my friend.

Well, I mean, if I were to live forever, gotta fill up that time somehow, I guess. Eventually at least some time would probably be spent doing innane shit

You are correct. There's only so much I can learn about before life does infact get boring for me. Which is why I browse the internet. Funny, isn't it?

My hero... Damn... We need the details dude!

Thanks, user. I know its projecting my shit all over your shit, but I really do think you need to put out the message to her that you may not be in or able to be in her life, but you care about her and wish her well. And that you'd be there if she needed you.

But then, just that would have meant the world to me.

i fucked OP's mom

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Came here to share a story and jerk off and instead got feels. Ill see what I can do without going to jail. She should be around 14 this year so ya know still dangerous

What was the worst dead you had?

How about I teach you how to spell "master".

Are these thread archived somewhere? I'm trying to look for a massive greentext I posted a few weeks ago and I wasn't able to save

His spelling of master is fine. Nobody is perfect, after all.

How do I astrally project master?
Also, does ejaculating ruin my "qi"?

No, ejaculating doesn't ruin nor improve your qi but I recommend that you abstain from masturbation as it can distract you from reaching your full potential and achieving immortality such as I. As for astral projecting, that is something not even I have mastered. It is something that a person is given upon birth. My master knew how to astral project. If you were born with the gift I am afraid I'm not able to help you project across the astral plain. I am sorry.

oh my god the two of you not realizing it was intentional is just painful to watch

Did u just asume the age i was born?

Oh, I forgot to tell you something. If you had the ability to astral project, I suggest you read the Secret of the Golden Flower . It will steer you in the right direction.

Your age was zero, like anybody else.

>Came here to share a story and jerk off and instead got feels.
Those can be the best faps though.
>Ill see what I can do without going to jail.
Yeah, that would be about the opposite of a happy ending. Except for maybe your cellmate bubba.

Seriously though. I hope you reconnect and you two have a happy ever after.

Thank you for the Ch'i info, I researched a little bit online and found some interesting things, I will start meditating, not to live a 1,000 years, but maybe to experience it.

As for projection, I've had random jolts and dreams out of my body, sensations when I'm asleep and then I'm very very aware and I feel like a skin peeled off painlessly and I'm floating, it usually lasts for a very brief amount of time and I've tried looking online but most of it is nonsence and none of it is close to what I experienced, I heard some secret societies and schools practice it and have "ways" thought I'd ask you, but thank you anyway for everything else. I'll check the Secret of the Golden Flower

While fapping tried to fuck dog, end up glazing stray cat

You're quite welcome. I think what you have is the gift of astral projection, you are in luck.. not many have it, but many people claim to have it. Good luck on your journey, it was nice talking to you.

That sounds like a porn that would be set to yakety sax.

I have never had an orgasm.

why not?

To be honest I was kinda hot so i had to cum on something

Anti-drepessives?

Anti-drepessives??

anti-drepessives???

Anti-drepessives????

anti-drepessives?????

I was pretty much like, pity raped by one of my sisters best friends while concussed, was a pretty good experience tho ngl, very surreal

josh?

negitive lol

Have a similar story, but it was my ex that was getting married. She wanted to hook up one last time

gross

disgusting

Why

ok

because sticking an entire fist in a woman is gross? not hard to explain

Have you tried it?

I wish I was a girl so I could walk around and work looking like this

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I fucked 2 married sluts about 10 years ago that i met on benaughty.

One of those sites that was free for women but like 5 or 10 buxks a month for guys. I finished an theirwedding rings and made them lick it off.

I think one of them had my kid, her son looks like me as a kid and a tiny bit like her. It makes me laugh that her husbad is literally cucked.

I have an older stepsister that used to always bring her friends over our house every Friday night for a while. I used to jerk off a lot to my step sisters hot friends.
When I was a horny teen , maybe 14, my recent stepsister and her friends were hanging out at night at our place one night. My stepsister told me all day to ‘save some of the milk’ as she and her friends got some desert thing and wanted milk with it.

I remember being so horny. I get a really strange idea. I jerk off in the bathroom until I’m ready to cum. Then I quickly ran downstairs, made sure no one was around, opened the fridge, opened the milk, and then came hard inside the milk carton.

Later that night I watched all of the girls, including my stepsister, drink glasses of the milk. I found it so hot and wrong that I jerked off again that night.

In total, I came in my stepsisters and her friends drinks almost a dozen times before I stopped. At the time, my stepsister was new and literally just another girl to me. But now she’s been my stepsister for over 10yrs and I feel like complete trash and super guilty being around her mostly now.

Go to a sexual therapist

I think I'm crazy because I have an imaginary gf living in my head. Would have arguments saying she's not real and she does not love me for who I am but rather her existence is to play in my twisted way to comfort me. I don't do anything crazy to her but just cuddling and that gay shit.

Tbh, if she was real I'd rather have her be free to live her own life than to be with me.

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R9k

I fantasized about fucking/taking advantage of my best friends gf, but I can't just bring it up to her bc I know it wouldn't work - what should I do ?

Nothing, do nothing. Don't ruin yours and other people's lives over some fantasy.

I get hard when I watch gore. Blood is nice.