Hi b

Oh hey, Sara. How have you been?

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You look like a stereotype
Why the cross underneath the choker tho? I'm going on personal doubt that you're religious

Yooo wats up fag

tits or gtfo

noice!

I dunno dawg I bought it and it looks cool

and what of tits, m'lady?

tits or gtfo

what is your ideal man like OP

Agreed

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I asked first, bitch

wanna see my pp?

I really dig dudes with long hair but whatever Is cool really I like a good sense of humor for sure

That's a really sucky reason

Yea

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Okay I'm p drunk p good tho

Gross

can we see ur pp too?

Tit?

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Fair. I'm just killing time tbh. How have things been? Don't think we've talked in about five years.

Fak u

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Same just killing time till something cool happens

Not bad

put a sharpie in your asshole

huh, i legit just lost my boner.

Hi

Yay!

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Sucks to be you

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Your beautiful

Thanks dad

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Mmmm beautiful more

that's a cute pokemon

typical women, cant do anything without taunting their bodies

I just watched some girls get into a vehicle with some loser guys
Why am I so alone :( 6 years in the same loser place, 4 years since last girlfriend, dates haven't panned out.
Its probably just time to check out. Whatever it takes to be happy, I don't have it and likely never will.

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Do better, lets see your asshole

Show us your Pussy

Howdy daddy dubs

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Taunting isn't the correct word, you fucking retard.

shit ur actually pretty hot

Kirby

I agree

Kinda smart tbh, Yea Forums is filled with incels so they just ate her shit up. Bitch won't get any at other places.

Can i lick your ass?!

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Go to Walmart purchase a Roomba and put it in your ass

Just want to see a clear picture of your face and tits is all

Yo suxk my pp faggit

Well, she is asking to get raped.

>tits posted

ok now what would you like

You got a cute face and ass, love pierced/goth/emo bitches. Props for the sharpie.
You're alright OP.

Of course

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Lose some weight.

Roomba in ass

Let's see snatch

That's a grand idea

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Pussy time

show me ur dick

Why

Ha how bout you eat my snatch faggot

Just saying hi to my Yea Forumsrothers lmao

im asking her, not you, you candyass niggers

you suck at taking pictures of yourself

Let's get a picture of you fully clothed having fun doing something innocent.

It really big tho

hi

Indeed I agree but hey I try

As long as you stop eating.

Fuckkkkkk you're pretty hot.. like hot stoner chick on insta posting thirst traps but never giving it up

ur eyes r so gorgeous can i see 'em better?

get butt ass naket

More tits and toys!

show ur belly

She busy getting a Roomba to put in her ass give her time

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May I cum already?

can i see ur feet

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my beautiful what...?

cumming

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more blonde pics

Can u take a pic right now?

With a Roomba in ass

Post more ass pics

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need more make up

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Alright well, now we know its here its time for the marker in the puss pics

why'd you pierce your nose? is it fun to play with?

Appreciate the piercings

Charge your phone.

More ass plz. Or bobs

any blonde and tits pls?

Ur cute but not enough tittie pics

Cow.

Lovely

Not even close faggit

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show your pussy

It actually is ya so is my tounge stud

lovely

Can I shit in your mouth for scientific research?

Suck my udders fag

We out here simpin for some nudes

Hello, you look normal.

Can you draw a liopleurodon on your chest with that sharpie?

I'm just out here for Roomba in ass action

sounds like a good time tbh

War

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You look great! But a couple pound less and you will be beautiful!

How many times a day do you hate your self for being fat?

shoe on head

Yeah

when her bicep's bigger than her titty.

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thicc forearm

Can you take a pic like pic related?

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How about a tortoise? I can settle for a tortoise

Agreed

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Plenty lol

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Your relatively small amount of chub looks healthy and sexy

I double this

At this point a full length naked mirror pic is probably gonna shut this group up.

Have you considered anorexia?

I would tickle the fuck outta that

I've given up on Roomba in ass
I'll settle for vacuum nossle in ass

don't lose that bubble butt ffs don't listen to these faggot pederasts, they're into skinny boys.

daddys lil slut got a snap?

I want to lick u so much

dude, you shouldnt encourage unhealthy behaviour. she alr agreed its better for her to lose a few pounds.

Snap nao

I have! I have bulimia but can't get professional at anorexia yet

Is your pussy cute too?

Its just ur normal average pussy

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hot. kik me @ conservatard

You have shit genetics. broad shoulders and large bone structure. Your body craves to be fat. If you go full out, you could be really pretty for a few years before your body goes to full shit.

(> -.-)>

You're not supposed to eat the puke back in.

lemme see it

imagine being this fag

SNAP NAO

Let me guess, lamictal,klonopin,prozac ? any of your daily concoction i missed?

Roomba or vacuum in ass

Snap/kik?

>you shouldnt encourage unhealthy behaviour
you might wanna remind yourself where you are and then reconsider why, user.

The butt is nice, but her waist isn't ideal. The boobs are okay, but losing weight and working out a bit would make them more perky and bring the entire package together. OP, I can personally train you. Let's meet.

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No I dont really like taking meds like that they make me feel like a zombie and pills weird me out

bitch this just reddit without an account at this point. Yea Forums died the moment we're on the news.

Checked
4 sharpies in pooper?

True and sad. Checked.

People still acting like we edgy but we blunt af.

Quads of truth

K thx I'll be there in 5

You're like a fat middle aged Billie Ellish

but really, OP, can you?

>I can personally train you. Let's meet.
I'm male, 44 y/o and 250lbs at 6,2 and pretty hirsute.. but sure, why not, I haven't fucked boipucci since the late 90's.

Added

im relatively attractive and would fuck you

tjækked

delete your account faggot

Succ cock

Imagine being 44 on Yea Forums acting like a desperate incel, big yikes.

Will you become a pornstar? We need more women with your aesthetic in porn. Reminds me of Liz Vicious and Roxi Greene a bit

Roomba ----> ass

Quads have spoken.

Yay

it's just actingn brah.
>yikes
bog oof

Keep doin you

I ain't attractive at all and i'd fuck you

no u

hi im gullam id fugg u kæk

Where you from? (ish)

not from ish wtf is ish dude srsl wat

I'm from Greenland

Thanks fogfag

ish = near you stupid cunt

Lets see a full spread pussy :D
Not white knighting for this thing but she kinda cute in the face and nipple piercings make me rock hard.

You look a lot like my future ex Gf

what does that even mean

Op is obv a dude a real girl would have put a Roomba in their ass by now

checked

think they're just trying to be cute..

Pussy

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they? what is this genderless bullshit

You look so much hotter with not this hair. You did good to change it. Also your eyes are cool

I'm sorry to disappoint you friend I dont have a roomba but if I did it would be in my ass by now

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OP is a poor faggot either way for not owning a Roomba

I would seriously smash the hell outta your ass. Really, FULL SPREAD VAGINA. You kinda thotty looking but I'd still smash and eat that poon afterwards.

a-are you near me?!

Any type of vaccum works, Roomba is just preferred

Dubs for a cum beg with those titties

tjækked. It means you dwell in the fog, and that you're a homosexual.

why are you here? is getting used by multiple guys is not enough attention for you? you are so desperate or attention that you come here? that's low.

Damn I want that tongue ring on my cock so bad.

no, they as in plural. OP has multi-personality disorder.

the over analyzation speaks volumes of your insecurities.. nothing mildly dramatic in your life so you find whatever you can to stir the pot in any manor.. shut the fuck up you kike.

What state are you in?

cant argue with dubs

woah.. powerful

how ironic. it was just a joke bro

Favorite NOFX song to suck dick to?

Sad but true dad

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Whats the biggest thing youve put in your butt? Asking for my dad

Everyone, everyone, settle down, all problems can be solved by op putting a vacuum nozzle in their ass.

GIVE US BETTER VAGINA PICS OP.

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>no one's asked age yet

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My eyes are also blue. We were made to have children. Lemme get some of them eggs girl

Wut. I'm here because I love b faggot suck my pp about it

Fun fact. 89.7% of b could fit their dick between the gap in your teefs.

So big tiddy goth billie eilish thread?

holy fuck look at the yellowing of your finger tips from cigarettes and the dirt under your fingernails. I can almost guarantee your vagina probably stinks to high heaven.

kek

Liza and louise

Thats not really how vaginas work, virgin

how often do you shave your mustache?

Probably a cucumber

Vaccum nozzle into Ass

lol a TRUE virgin.

OH FUCK WE GOT AN OBGYN OVER HERE MASTER OF COOCHIE SCENTS OVER HERE WATCH OUT

Lmao

>mfw no new vagina pics

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Faggot

Whenever I feel it flare up faggot

>you

I am The Clit Commander !

Ok Jesus Christ when are we getting a fucking vaccum nozzle up your anus ffs

Go to bed Jay

Ill take just about anything in her butt

Late 30s, its obvious baggot

If it's not vaccum related I won't accept it

send a pic sucking on a sharpie

Dumbass, become an egirl and fake beg for one and one million dollars cash. Get to it, or you'll have my foot up your ass.

Morale of this thread
Don't be a girl on the internet if your not mentally capable of putting the end of a vaccum tube in your ass

Dangle cigarette from your lips pls

It's getting late, Justin. you've got class tomorrow buddy.

Ah sexy little whore

proov it

I gotta blast tards love yall

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its not late, im not justin, i dont take classes
0/3

conservatard on kik! do it

Wait come back I wanna have sex with you, I have abs and money and own my own house

Pls dangle one from lips

Fuck you, next time tell me you won't put a vaccun nozzle in your ass instead of wasting everyone's time

Good night beauty, hit u up later

you have none of those things

she never said that

Simps

I have 2 out of 3 of those things

Peace. I will be blowing a fat load to you (:

That's the problem dumbass

By technicality sure. But $67 and a pot belly covering them doesnt count in my book

The pot belly comment cuts me to my unimpressive core.

Anything to get you back to r/imafaggot as fast as possible. I sense the sensitivity in your replies, and it's hilarious... Just remember.. I came out victorious .. 3/3 always 3/3.. I love you, Justin.

Well dont worry its not going anywhere

Your humor lacks subtlety and is genuinely annoying

No one's laughing Justin... now please. bed.

Well you finally got one right

Calm down and put a Roomba in each others ass

Show snatch

I wish i could bro

You seem more like an anal girl anyways

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Oh Justin! you've always had the wit of your father! If only you could have met him.

Anal guy*

Justin manually sweeps the floor, otherwise he doesn't get his allowance.

Wtf its bed time. We discussed this

My cocks about that size

Great taste. Wanna go to a show next weekend and have sex with no condoms after? I wear band t shirts and have a bunch of tattoos

I wanna sniff coke off your asscrack

Hahaha

What's your record most cocks sucked in 24 hours

24

lies 48

Send us a pic of your O face

Your seriously gonna do this guys stupid request but you can't even put a vacuum in your ass Jesus Christ some people

I met slash I've got a rose tattoo
I bet I've got way more peircings than u

72

I served in Iraq and play electric guitar. If you suck dick good lets fuck and maybe ill get you a ring

Sorry dad

I do suck a mean dick not gonna lie

Youre grounded. Im going to drink too much and abuse your mother

>I served in Iraq and play electric guitar.
this is how you lead... the autism is palpable

Can I shove a Roomba up her ass?

Wanna watch X-Files with me while you sit on my face and let me lick your asshole?

Aight well i can get you solid insurance and loan approval rates and shit. Lets do it

this thread is literal truth the chans are just as full of simps as any other site

>simps
kys

Fuck off nigger

Fuck ya

I think I've lost about all hope in seeing a Roomba or vaccum nozzle being shoved up a person's ass.

I too have a rose tattoo, you definitely win with piercings I had my lip and gauges when I was younger. Is that pussy pierced? I wanna know how bad you really are

Yes it is, I'm down to fuck what's your kik

yes

I hope your butthole tastes good.

I'm on your team user. I have faith someone will deliver eventually, probably gonna end up being like a trap or some shit but hey,, atleast you're gonna get what you wanted.

rockpaperfap

I just wanna see a dream come true also. I too am pulling for this autistic user

uhhhhhh. conservatard?

Your the kind of person who gives hope to humanity, not only to inspire, but to be honest and realistic. If it weren't for inspiring people such as your self the world would surely be in chaos. I have nothing else to say to you but thanks, thanks for being you and the you that we need.

what a beautiful thing Yea Forums is. a place to come together and realize our dreams

Shitstamp. Can't believe you guys are falling for this

Positivity for a vaccum nozzle in an asshole

just has to keep pressing on with the same conviction, and like i said.. the more desperate threads you go into the easier it'll be to achieve.. I wish i could browse in tandem with him to help him!

Let the faggots dream

It's dreams that get vaccums in assholes

Just doin my job Yea Forumsrethren. Just doin my job.

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Not the worst dream I suppose. I just want to lick cute brunette asshole.

I know right, the shit said 3/6 I mean, it could actually be the girl posting... but the pictures aren't new.

Could be why we aren't getting vaccums in the ass, I thought it was weird she didn't own a roomba

It is 2020. Pretty suspect to not own one.

This nasty bitch looks like she doesnt even own a fucking vacuum user... She reminds me of this one girl who dates my buddy.. always talking about tarot cards and zodiac signs.. I JUST WANT TO SEE NOZZLE IN ASSHOLE

Friends and people of culture, we must make a thread

Buttholes

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That looks like her but hot