YLYL ••• “There is no God” Edition •••
YLYL ••• “There is no God” Edition •••
Asher Long
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Oliver Jones
How completely talentless do you have to be to misspell "you're"? Christ...
Ethan Howard
wtf faggot, its "your"
Cooper Hill
Retard
Ryan Harris
no you'r is correct in this instance you fucking mong
Easton Perez
Isaac Jenkins
Your shows possession. You're is a contraction, meaning you are. The correct spelling is you're.
Eli Morris
Leo Davis
Jordan Johnson
Jordan Long
Possession, contraction cut the jibberish.
David Campbell
Eli Clark
Jaxon Morris
Why does he have a human skull on the table?
Asher Diaz
Austin Ward
yes and in this instance you OWN the right to go to hell. I can't fucking believe I have to explain this, how can anybody be so retarded...
Ryan King
who doesnt?
Luis Butler
Cameron Rogers
Julian Myers
Jaxson Baker
I found this in a store in my city last year
Blake Ross
You don't?
Can you believe this guy?
Ryan Hughes
Nathan Morales
Chase Adams
Henry Taylor
Xavier Murphy
Landon Campbell
Noah Sanders
Liam Sanchez
Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
Angel Sanders
Nolan Hall
Hahahaha
Noah Jenkins
>You'r
Zachary Phillips
lost
Parker Diaz
Looks like someone learned a new word
Asher Jackson
Luis White
It's the skull of John the baptist
Jesus took that everywhere he went, even in the bathroom
Luis Sanchez
Ryan Diaz
Jaxon Cook
Blake Jenkins
Lucas Walker
typical heroin user
Henry James
Look at all those hooked noses.
Nathan Hughes
Go Cornhuskers
Nathan Bailey
Matthew Brown
Lol op but there is a one true God not the mooslim one
William Sullivan
I found this in a high school hallway last year
Andrew Cruz
Trying so hard aren't you
Nathaniel Myers
Trips don't lie
Zachary Reed
texas is tits.
Traps are (not) gay.
Liam Butler
Put your glasses on, faggot.
Asher Peterson
When someone finds out 6,000,000 doesnt fit in 4 years
Isaac Gutierrez
Evan Jones
James Thompson
Terrible thread
Very disappointed
John Reyes
That reminds me I need to trim down there
Landon Harris
Hahaha you fucktard
Hudson Thomas
Seriously though why does he spit all the time?
Nathan Rogers
Dominic Ward
He look like he danced Disco
Leo Hill
We’re all going to die
Nathan Walker
Jonathan Myers
Fuck it's broken.
William Murphy
Yoghurt
Zachary Clark
Lost
David Campbell
are you fucking blind or...?
Kevin Brooks
That's a weird chicken
Charles Young
>when the asian girl asks you to come over to eat pussy
Oliver Ross
Angel Nguyen
When you can't identify the roadkill but you're Chinese
Chase Rogers
It truly is just skin-deep
Mason Lee
Joshua Adams
Bait
Brayden Butler
Disgusting
Isaiah Young
I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN
Zachary Foster
Jesus is the savior of the world. Every moment that passes by only means we get closer and closer to His return!
He will forgive you for your sins, the times are closing as we near the end of the age.
Sebastian Wood
Hudson Harris
This made my day
Joshua Morales
Nicholas Rivera
They should all be destroyed.
Ethan Richardson
we all die even without covid-19 dummy
Easton Roberts
Good, cheers nig
Hudson Williams
i beg for a source so i can see the fallout of that
Aaron Lewis
hero
Julian Richardson
CHINA EAT CAT
Gabriel Cooper
Henry Thomas
Not much Godless humor one here
William Wilson
Logan Powell
Anthony King
Gavin James
I wouldn't know the source, it's an ancient pol classic
Wyatt Jones
Hunter Gutierrez
Leo Russell
Liam Rogers
Juan Long
First the flag, then the fag.
Caleb Roberts
Hudson Clark
Charles Cox
Nicholas Scott
These are infuriatingly unfunny
Jack Gray
James Thomas
Jordan Young
Ethan Johnson
>godless
I agree but I didnt make the thread man
Tyler Wood
GOLIATH ONLINE
Leo Kelly
This one is just for you
Brandon Rodriguez
That's no excuse to post 2003 facebook aids
Nolan Martinez
Sheer terror on their faces
James Foster
Your parents let you use the computer in 03?
Nolan Nelson
Zachary Watson
I was 11, so yes. It was just online bejeweled and limewire back then.
Parker Fisher
lost
Luke Green
Thomas Smith
How about 2013 livejournal aids?
Zachary Anderson
Anyone have a complete list of Jesus's super powers?
1. Defy gravity (walk on water)
2. Power over matter (water to wine, food from nothing)
3. Healing ability (could heal individuals in close contact)
any more?
Isaiah Bailey
You don't get Christians to make music, you get musicians to make Christian stuff.
youtube.com
Nicholas Ortiz
You are welcome for the nostalgia then. Questionable choice of memes for an 11 year old in 03 tho.
Jordan Jenkins
Shane cocaine.
Nolan Edwards
they're actually crying from happines. That's how crazy the brainwash is.
Julian Evans
lel
Austin Walker
Resurrection comes to mind
Jose Fisher
somebody please fix this i'm dying i need to see it
Camden Campbell
This Nigger is back
Brandon Taylor
Regeneration, like trolls in DnD.
Ian Torres
I was 11 in 03 with internet access, everything I did was questionable.
Julian Garcia
G I Jew
Aiden Clark
Would that fall under his healing ability? It's probably above and beyond mere regeneration
Easton King
Jace Bell
>2003 facebook aids
Jackson Robinson
You heal from cuts, bruises and broken bones given time, can you come back from the dead?
Didn't think so.
Christian Robinson
Austin Rivera
Demon exorcism is also there.
Also, can resurrect himself and others.
Landon Wilson
Fair enough it started in 2004, but at the many western nations had their own localized versions with the same unfunny shit.
Joshua Martin
Now that right there is an old image
Hunter Bell
lost
Gavin Rivera
lost again
Anthony Perez
I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN
Tyler Phillips
>started in 2004
>implying it was popular in 2004
>implying western nations would need localized versions
>not knowing about LJ
Asher Adams
Should have 3nded with Your Mom tbh
Zachary Brooks
Lucas looks pretty life like
Nathaniel Bennett
It’s yore
Anthony Jackson
This site lists 37 miracles
All but 9 are healing
1 is control over weather
1 is defying gravity
3 are control over nature
4 are generating matter
He seemed to only be able to heal if he is near the person - he either couldn't or wouldn't just wipe leprosy from the face of the earth, for example
Nathaniel Thompson
by loaclized version I mean equivalents, we had Hyves. it was shit, but at least we called them emoticons like proper god fearing Christians.
Landon Jenkins
How the fuck did I lose to this shit
Mason Reed
Because I made it out of anger to react to a faggot
Jace Moore
Kek
Lucas Young
But that's the point. There's thousands of Gods to choose from
You only believe in your because of where you were born. Born elsewhere and youd blindly follow a different God. Can you not see that they are all a man made lie?
Carson Nelson
I wish
Ayden Foster
Raise the dead Lazarus
Jaxson Gray
His dad could covertly artificially inseminate women, so I wouldn't be surprised if he could do this.
Asher Garcia
Martial arts.
Easton Davis
Ryan Hall
He had a tremendous singing voice
Jose Anderson
mfw the vatican will probably embrace the super hero angle when they try to reboot catholicism after all the bad pr for their priests being chomos
Brayden Fisher
LOL! The dogs got me.
Landon Cox
nah, they'll say he was a non-binary PTSD anxiety ridden tranny if anything.
Blake Smith
Lolz you'r guys are hilarious
Kevin Foster
Nice!
Henry Reyes
Jacob Myers
Joseph Phillips
Elijah Russell
Nicholas Perez
James Hall
I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN
Nathaniel Rogers
I always imagined it went down like:
"Just drop the whole son of god schtick and we'll let you go ok?"
"FUCK YOU. EAT MY SHITHOLE. i'M DA KING OF THE JOOOOOZ!"
Wyatt Phillips
Roflcopter
Jaxson Jones
Gabriel Diaz
oldfag alert, me too
Kayden Morgan
it's a silent E like that dead rapper.
Kayden Green
> "I'M DA KING OF THE JOOOOOZ!"
Lost when I pictured your jpg screaming that
Levi James
That's me irl fuck you!
Caleb Thompson
Fuckin checked old man
Eli Long
lost 2 hard @this
James Fisher
I hate /b
Ethan Harris
Yea Forums hates you
Evan Turner
Mac Miller?
Asher Kelly
i'm a chick
Xavier Thompson
And well it should.
Tyler Lopez
tits or gtfo
Ian Reed
Ten thousand keks!!
Kayden Torres
Doubt, better send assume wrinkly ass titties
Lucas Campbell
Jason Campbell
i recently started making porn with my dad...we have been fucking for a while, but just started filming..i'll link you.
Grayson Martin
you like these wrinkly tits.
Blake Sanders
I do possess all the knowlesge in the world.
Parker Thomas
I'm definitely standing by my original comment.
Jeremiah Turner
I'm not fucking clicking that
Mason Turner
your dad has a vagina?
Anthony Brooks
SO, HILARY
Jayden Barnes
Aaron Jenkins
Kek
Parker Thomas
>gods love
Charles Collins
What else do you do for fun when you have no equals?
Samuel Green
Wtf... haha
Brayden Gray
Science save us
Charles Brown
Yesssss. I miss Starcraft
Wyatt Jones
Checked
Carson Jackson
Aiden Clark
He made it so people couldn't recognize him after the resurrection.
Luk 24:16 But their eyes were holden that they should not know him.
Same here:
Joh 8:59 Then took they up stones to cast at him: but Jesus hid himself, and went out of the temple, going through the midst of them, and so passed by.
Ayden Powell
Wyatt Hernandez
Thanks
Lucas Wilson
Pools closed
Joshua Stewart
Nathan Green
I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN
Robert Clark
Dominic Bailey
Fucking lost. I always talk to that guy just trying to learn more but I can't get to him. I'm super curious about his situation, how did he get there, what did he do to get probation, etc.
Joseph Campbell
Cursing fig trees
Liam Cooper
Memento mori
Kayden White
I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN
Ayden Myers
Get fucked eh
Kevin Green
Joshua Howard
Ryan Perry
Charles Diaz
I hear he did a good Indiana Jones impression
Nathan Barnes
GO AHEAD TAC-COM
Jason Perez
Jeremiah Hughes
Caleb Stewart
I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN
Leo Howard
Ayden Gutierrez
Luke Myers
I remember being thirteen
Justin White
Saved because a friend of mine is a teacher.
>implying anyone here has friends
Cooper Hill
Camden King
Leo Russell
Nathan Ross
Jeremiah Russell
Nolan Hernandez
when i die they'll have to beat my liver to death with a hammer
Brody Wilson
YOU'R dude
Logan Russell
Ok boomer
Adrian Hughes
I saved too cause fiancee is teacher
Aiden White
This is me and that is actually my porn
Chase Parker
Nice
Jayden Garcia
So... You do know that eventually our zoomies are going to truly believe that:
Born before Y2K = Boomer, right? And not ironically.
Andrew Johnson
Christopher Robinson
Y’all are dumb af! It’s “u’r”,... damn get it right anons
Thomas Cox
Hahah no way!!!!
Logan Flores
Well I'll be hecked
Michael Adams
I mean, unless you're talking about biology or mental health.
Jaxson Richardson
Thomas Reed
Brandon Miller
Got me
Josiah Moore
Wow... they look fucking terrified! Dang.... Yea Forums my hear feels heavy for these people now.
Blake Stewart
now u should get some coal.
Ian Smith
But why does it default to subtraction for no reason whatsoever?
Nathan Moore
Nigga, where you gettin subtraction from?
Jayden Lee
Omg this is epic! Love the dbz reference.
Chase Barnes
Religion: something came from nothing
Science: something came from nothing, but we're fucking DORKS
Yeah, no thanks
Angel White
Someone dropped a dime at the mall
Jaxson Thomas
Damn user that’s low, and I have a pretty broad mind for humor. Poor lamb, she’s just trying her best being herself. Shame on you.
Connor Edwards
No idea. I guess It's time to go the fuck to sleep because I can't reproduce that train of though.
Leo Flores
Well, no reason to delay suicide!
Jonathan Butler
Jason Clark
justneckbeardthings :)
Logan Russell
Parker Cook
fuck off ifunny
Noah Long
What doth life
Thomas Sanders
John Stewart
haha you look like the adoring fan, nerd.
Isaac Davis
nice. lost. congrats. i don't usually laugh at these.
Charles Miller
Cameron White
So many triggered troglodytes posting racism and anti Jew/Muslim rhetoric. Thankfully they aren't intelligent enough to realize they're all uncivilized trash, that harbor the same archaic belief system.
Could you imagine if Jews, Muslims, and Christians all teamed up? They'd take us back to the stone age within 20 years.
Cooper Brown
heli on the nigger?
Chopper on the coon?
Bird on the criminal?
Easton Cooper
>By azura! By azura! By azura! It's the grand champion, standing here, next to meee
Camden Phillips
I guess they never miss
Justin Scott
literally nobody posted any of that, wannabe-provocateur mong.
Cooper Price
Heli on a smelly
Heli on R. Kelly
bird on a Turd
chopper on a hopper
Hudson Mitchell
I'm down for doing away with the dichotonomy of your and you're in favor of the context based you'r if only to silence the smug fuckheads on the internet, like you.
Xavier Murphy
You have a loose definition of the word nice my friend
Ryder Reyes
Thomas Lee
go nice yourself pal
James Lewis
Jaxson Lewis
Luis Morris
Checked
Logan Clark
laugh all you want but I've heard so many normies make this "argument"
Xavier Roberts
I wish I could be this alpha
Brody Martinez
it doesnt make sense because you are implying the hypostatic union and implying that man is a version of god. misinformation cucked atheist.
Jeremiah Gonzalez
I love you Corona-Chan
Matthew Hughes
he's a wigger...because wearing a wig
Adam Barnes
nnnnnnnice
Alexander Rivera
Why come you can see her eye through her hair
Jayden Miller
I love you Corona-chan
Ryan Gray
Lazy or vain artists. In the latter case they want to flaunt their madskillz at drawing eyes or some shit.
Currently they seems to have settled on drawing partially transparent hair.
Evan Green
Parker Richardson
Its been months. Maybe even a year, or more. No one reads the lines. They see the pic and they skip past the text. Is this your life now; to be a mere vector of a meme?
Isaac Brown
Ryan Sanchez
Wyatt Garcia
Schizophrenic or bored?
Justin Thomas
except science has shown time and time again to be false. the scientific method in itself is fallacious; the premise is built on asserting the consequent. the only way to find truths is deductive philosophy not inductive theory.
Brody Campbell
>the scientific method in itself is fallacious
Nigger, you're stupid.
Levi Moore
Heli on R. Kelly
Aaron Edwards
You revnues going to die. Normal people will barely notice.
Andrew Price
Aaron Powell
theres no subtraction. shes dividing 20/5 to get 4 then multiplying 4x4 to get 16.
Hunter Scott
I beg to differ, mong. Perhaps be a bit more perceptive. Or you could always do the world a favor and off yourself.
Lincoln Morris
Intersted in the taste. I'm sure theres a better way to cook a cat than whole but whatever.
James White
Texas is gynecomastia. America is overweight and feminine. It would explain having a fat, weird orange man as your leader.
Jacob Gonzalez
I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN
Josiah Edwards
Hi teens. Real porn exists. Yes, even of young Asian females. Thai woman is very aware of what shes doing and the sexual implications. It is not naivety. Its views. Support actual actresses who arent afriad to put it all on the line to make you Cum.
Wyatt King
But oppression and racism are holding back the blacks, definitely not linked to intelligence.
Brayden Powell
You can edit this one and throw yours away
Jordan Phillips
Brotha Lynch hung is dope. Season of da siccness
Gabriel Myers
Is the hypostatic union not what Christians believe?
Don't they believe Jesus was God in the form of a man?
Carson Murphy
That one is lame especially the top right window text.
Levi Nguyen
>mandated to provide you a girlfriend
1. Only if you make it your dying wish having exhausted all appeals upon receiving a death sentence.
2. The girlfriend consents (don't worry, chicks dig death row inmates)
and
3. They get to pick, not you, from those consenting. So reverse psychology is advised.
Adam Adams
Liam James
Jesus, I started this thread almost 3.5 hrs ago and you faggots are still at it!
Kek.
Jaxson Scott
Liam Taylor
Lol I think the answer should be a flat out no. Perhaps they can give you a fleshlight, like they provide government cell phones.
Angel Murphy
I fully believe Alice poster and previous user are 60+ years old, therefore boomers. That cartoon is from the 50s...
Juan Johnson
This thread is mine
Isaiah Williams
Beggars can't be choosers
Jacob Scott
Naturally though, you'd only be allowed one for 6-12 months before being required to send it back, so they can send it to another incel.
Gotta make sure it's economically viable.
Gabriel Price
That's why I picked it just for you