All of the vaccines you all received in response to the "flu" were nothing more than a primer to make you more vulnerable to a man-made virus like the noval coronavirus. That was the plan all along.
Over the next few months you will start to see many seemingly healthy people who were vaccinated for the "flu" dropping like flies.
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good thing ive never had a flu shot in my life. thanks OP, faggot.
OP didn't deliver intelligent content
source?
Ohh yea...
I dont get vaccinated or take antibiotics. My immune system will figure it out. If not, i deserve to die
Roll
Gwen Paltrow has a show on Netflix you may be interested in. It's all about how she's made millions off of faggot retards like you by lying directly to your face. But it's easy to believe when the liar has a pretty face and a nice set of titties. Check it out!
Checked!
Thanks. I'm glad my work here is appreciated.
Any day my kind Sir. Looking Spiffy!
ah here we go
a perfectly non-scary thread about coronavirus that isn't spreading irrational fear and panic
but did you see this:
This.
It is proof that anything is possible. The way this guy gets dubs out of nowhere proves full immunity from covid-19 is out there. we need blood from these superhumans to create norton's antivirus.
yawn, if fag boy trump didnt bring plane loads back to the US and then botched the quarantine we wouldn't be in this mess. They wanna kill off the old people so they cant vote Democrat and help themselves. BERNIE 2020
I think you're missing the point: see this
Tell me OP, what do you think a vaccine actually is?
Source: OP's schizophrenic brain
I have this.
Also see this:
I checked the guys' dubs. Pretty impressive stuff.
Please do check my own dubs please, thanks.
I will check them, please go ahead and post.
I meant THESE dubs
yes I said I will check...please post them...I know you were just waiting for me to ask you to post them...
Sticking stone Eggs in a Vagina and getting an infection then it gets
swept under the legal rug, She's a haggard looking old scrotal sake stretched face.
Here they are now. Please check them in all their glory.
hurry up, I don't have all night...
fuck fuck fuck last try or I kill myself
kek. you can't even see your mistake..you need to post cosby or the dubs don't work..dumbass
This. You need to post a valid meme like batman or cosby to get the dubs.
I've gotten a flu vaccine one time. Just one time. This was in December of 2018. I was sick for an entire month one week later.
>Sinus infection, throat almost closed up
>Once that went away, ear infection and constant phlegm, couldn't breathe
>Then, a two week flu that was the worst case of a seasonal sickness I have ever had
I will never get a "vaccine" ever again for a flu/illness. If any "coronavirus" vaccine comes out, no fucking chance am I taking it.
You're fucking right. And just wait, in response to the coronavirus fear, there will be a new vaccine. One which many people will beg for, and in many cases- be FORCED.
Fuck the Jews m8
Do it like this:
checked. see, post a meme, get the dubs.
TRIPS checked..this is not a getty thread
should I download a free antivirus? i dont want to die this month
Check me dublerinos
Fuck
>dubs
flanders won't work! anything simpsons is outdated...try cosby or batman..those are cutting edge new memes
MY FUCKING DICKKKKK IS SO ERECT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
IM COOOOOOOOOMING
Anti-Vaxxer tin foil! How dare you endanger MY CHILDRENS LIVES with such irresponsible extremist views. Vaccines are proven safe and effective. #vaccineswork
kek
Whenever a lot of people start getting sick or I start feeling sick, I binge drink Tito's Vodka. I'm not joking. I never get sick and haven't since I started doing this 10 years ago.
Fuck you're retard. This is obviously a ploy to kill all the fucking old people so our society doesn't collapse serving their aging bodies
SOPA DE MACACO UMA DELICIA
come on bro, everybody knows free antivirus like avg is shit..you should download more ram
Can I be a virus impervious meme?
Checked.
I tried downloading a car once but my dr said it wouldnt fit through the pipes. should i use lube to download ram?
millhouse accepted. Bonus points for the fake transparent BG. You are now immune from covid-19 and covid-69
To be fair, childhood vaccines do have a proven track record. Furthermore, the antivax movement has a proven record of killing children with preventable illnesses. Before Jenny McCarthy started mouthqueefing, measles was almost gone. Now that retards have a global forum, it is stronger than it has been in decades.
Oh yes, because dying of liver failure and cirrhosis is so much better than a shitty flu that goes away in a few days. Fucking alcoholics.
sounds like bad pipes. lube won't work. you can try to delete your system32 folder
>jews afraid of their biowarfare plan being exposed
>immediately congregate and shit up thread
every. single. time.
tldr FUCK google and the jews
>>which ones are the jews again?
To be fair, everything you've said is fanciful propagandist Jew bullshit. Poisoning children at developmentally vulnerable ages is JEWISH CRIME and only a psychopath, jew or moronic good goy would ever defend systematic injury of children through the use of specialized bioweapons. To be fair.
You're just a social shut in. Vodka isn't saving you, you fucking moron. Alcohol does not kill the flu, it weakens you immune system and makes it even worse.
i was hoping my dotjpg would be enough to catch the attention of the dubs gods but alas no joy. the fact that im now immune to a covid-69 means i have to live another 50 years. i'll shall look back on this blessed day and coom in my diapers
This.
Alcohol is just a way for the rich to get richer from the poor. there's a reason the TV tells you it is the cure to your daily woes.
You’re right, I can’t believe it.
OP has never posted anything either fake OR gay.
Until right now. It disgusts me.
There's a reason they call it "grandpa's cough medicine". But you good goys keep buying supplements, vitamins and food to help "fight" the flu. Mr. Shekelberg is pleased. Make sure to drink some green tea!
>nice set of titties
Is there a different Paltrow that isnt built like a sign post?
full on alky here. 3x medical detox, 6x rehab. viruses and colds want nothing to do with vodka at least at a high pickling-level such as myself. i dont think i've ever had the flu. maybe when i was kid. ive got no science to back it up ofc but it seems to work
Be well my friend. See you in 50 years. Remember: Time travel is possible. You just have to wait. in 50 years it will feel like you have time travelled from today 50 years into the future.
Gj i have never had a flu jab then
get back to tumblr. OP is an ignorant faggot
if Op is a faggot, then why are you telling the rest of us to get back to tumbler. I think it is you sir who is the real faggot.
>But you good goys keep buying supplements, vitamins and food to help "fight" the flu.
Yeah, a healthy immune system, whats that? Your body is a huge congenital mistake and you NEED goldbergs JEW DRUGS AND MEDICAL BUTCHERY just to survive. Nature wants to kill you, but DR SHEKELBERG he is your savior he is the only one that can save you with his
>3x detox
>6x rehab
I've done detox in a hospital twice and weened off myself a couple of times. How do you deal with the hypochondriatic anxiety that comes with withdrawals? They fucking suck, especially if you work in an open office where everyone can see you. I get intense stomach pressure and if I lay on my side sober when I lay down, my heart beats erratically and I can't go to sleep. I don't see myself making it out of this one, the erratic heartbeat is what kills most people during detox.
Thank you fren. Maybe it's all the drugs I've done but I feel like every moment of my life I'm travelling through time into the future. As if every minute I feel like I've gone one minute into the future. I wouldn't expect you guys to understand, maybe I'll go over to /x/ they'll believe anything.
that meme is the stuff of legends but maybe it isn;t portrayed very accurately in that photorealistic render. Maybe try again on a different day.
I’m gonna load ram with my hard drive.
GcMaf
yw
kek Lost to this.. This is now a YLYL thread
how the fuck do you think I told everybody to get back to tumblr? said that to the OP
Have you tried A LITTLE alcohol?
Or, god forbid, actual medication?
Re roll
Yeah that'll be the drugs. You need to cut down if you're having such side effects. Have you considered the new covid-19 stuff that's going around? My dealer says she can get some and it's hard shit
you need to read your own posts before posting. read this:
Fuck yes
you are welcome.
born stupid, end up having whole faggot retarded family.
This.
frankly I never last more than two months so i should just quit quitting. i was in a panic all three times, well really all times including rehabs. you cant get meds to calm you down because addiction and i get that but it also doesnt help with constant anxiety from wake up to bedtime and really including unconscious sleep too. i didnt really deal i just suffered through it, i had back/kidney/liver pain w/e but the heart racings/palps are truly the worst. feel like a heart attack is imminent and it makes it even worse... crossed my fingers and hoped not to die that's all
>frankly I never last more than two months
wow she must be really sore after that!
Even if I take viagra I can't last longer than 50 minutes
>feel like a heart attack is imminent and it makes it even worse
This is me right now. I constantly think I'm going to have a heart attack if I go 9-12 hours without alcohol.
This.
That Op must have some Indian Tantra shit going on..even those trained yogis can't last this long with years of training
I heard that you can clean your cache with washing machine. it worked like new for me
Presidunt Douchebag did it.
Wow look at those trippy trips man
>999
Call the police there's a madman around
My friend
WTF MORE TRIPS?!?!
this is odd
random shitpost and this is the first time i got trip
Ok Satan, you told me you like anal ...
ARE YOU FOR REAL? THIS IS THE MOST GETTY THREAD ON /B RIGHT NOW
>citation needed
The fuck? Coronavirus brings out trips and dubs?
mfw I just got a flu shot yesteday
i wouldnt say you're NOT going to have a heart attack but remember almost half of that is mental. im not disregarding the physical part at all, i understand it but your body has been trained to expect something that it wants and needs and now it's not getting it - it's going to be confused, angry and it's going to complain in a way that you hear it - heart palps. med detox for a week or two if you're truly expecting death, otherwise it's right into the coping stage user and we both know that's gotta happen with or without med detox. true im a failure at quitting but i do know the road
Apparently...Maybe it's true the universe isn't going to be around much longer so all the trips and dubs are being released. Or maybe this covid-19 shit will just pass like every other shitty shitscare. I think the latter, meanwhile I'll enjoy the gets.
>almost half of that is mental
yes. Like your posts, just stop being so serious and get with the light talk about dubs, memes and such
This.
That.
These
Some sick gets up in here
im memeing brofessor
the memes repel the beervirus
very spoopy
>To be fair,
uhmmm
YES! I knew it! Corona is a beer!
Also fucking hell look at the digits in that pic..that can't be real
This
That.
Checked for immunity.
Oh it's REAL user. Real digits and real truth. For the next three days I'm going to fap as much as humanly possible. I'm not even going to bother putting my underwear back on.
That's what happened when Reagan tried to inoculate, too.
I wonder if corona beer sales have decreased during this fakescare?
putting your underwear back on what? or whom?
Corona is a crown.
They actually have, search glooge.
Kek. Its win/win either way.
>Corona is a crown.
A corona (meaning "crown" in Latin derived from Ancient Greek κορώνη (korōnè, "garland, wreath")) is an aura of plasma that surrounds the Sun and other stars. ... Light from the corona comes from three primary sources, from the same volume of your mom.
Lost something like two hundred million dollars, they say. But Corona is just another part of Constellation Brands and fuck 'em all.
CORONA IS A BEER1 THE OTHER STUFF IS NOT BAD:: GUYS! MERKEL HAS GAME OVER SOON GERMANY2020 youtube.com
Nope.
>“We’ve seen no impact to our people, facilities or operations and our business continues to perform very well,” Constellation Brands Inc. Chief Executive Officer Bill Newlands
either, or any. fuck underwear, im done with it on every level
why are all those posts dead. did they get corona?
And IT'S NOT OVER
yes. I think so too
What’s that shit?
Just photos and some guy trying to clear his throat.
It is.
95 posts when you said that, you pointed out 6 dubs and 3 trips, or basically 9 repeats, 9 out of 95 is normal, truly retarded
Yup just basic mathistics
Fake and gay
ignoring how stupid this thread is, people who unironically skip flu shots every year are cunts.
the only time i got the flu was when i got the vaccine.
vaccines are fake and gay
>people will drop like flies
>corona virus has the smallest death percentage, even shows on your picture
kek, maybe look at your "proof" before you post
>not knowing how vaccines work
dumbass
You're a fucking retarded jackass and people like you let virsuses continue to exist.
just get the vaccine and you don't have to worry about them
are you stupid? this is how the vaccine works. it confronts your immune system with the threat so the responsible cells remember what to look out for and how to fight it. of course you could and in fact got sick. you got a less harmful version of the actual virus so your body has to fight it if it was the real deal without risking you having a deadly experience. yes you get sick one time. but thats it. its a protection from now on. go pick up a book before you embarass yourself.
Have your children been vaccinated?
Yes?
Then why do you care?
yes, smallpox, polio, measles and other shit has gone by itself. just by the pure power of natural health!
boy, go pick up a book about microbiology and evolution. compare how many bacteria can be produced over a human lifetime. so these fuckers can change way faster than humans. plus, horizontal gentransfer adds to that speed. its the process of bacteria exchanging dna-material amongst each other. ever seen a petri-dish grow? some bacteria can split in minutes. literally minutes. its not that we are evolving, nature just evolves faster than we as a complex system do. look at the history of human population. it rised every time there was a medical breakthrough. medicine is what keeps our numbers up. without it, we would have been decimated. maybe not wiped from the face of the earth, but certainly not 7-8 billion of us
>muh bacteria
>muh dna-material
>us vs nature
nigger, you are nature. stop being a little bitch about bacteria. if bacteria and viruses were so tough, they wouldn't need billions of dollars of jewish investment just to be relevant today. we woudn't need decades of secretly-trying-to-bypass natural mammalian defenses for bioweapons if nature (including us) didn't have it shit together. you don't evolve for millions of years for all of a sudden need some idiot jew selling protection from ourselves and injecting literal bioweaponry into us wihle we drool and mumble about how advanced these assholes are and how their whole purpose it so save us from the eternal disease bogeyman.
>ook at the history of human population. it rised every time there was a technological and sanitary breakthrough.
fixed that for you.
then explain your own trips you faggot.
kek. This.