Can any physics fags tell me if this could actually work?

Because you are still applying the same amount of energy to the back wheel

the smaller wheel rotates faster than the bigger wheel and the unit of both goes the same speed in the same direction. there's only horizontal impulse (m*v) and vertical force (m*g)
i think i got baited

Sauce

Does anybody want a peanut? Also, real quick while I have your attention, could someone explain to me what a "rofl copter" is exactly? It's pronounced like "roffel", and then "copter".

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Don't listen to these idiots. I'm a nuclear physicist and perpetual motion is real. Go watch the documentary A Machine To Die For. It gives a layman's explanation.

The center of mass has no downhill, so you won't move the bike-person object. However, this very well might generate an effective downhill for the person, causing them to slide off forwards. Nice invention.

I will shove my boot up your ass perpetually

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>constant downhill
>on flat line

Not even a physics guy, but using my fucking brain:
>no

noice

Heres the link, if anyone is interested

youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ

One point twenty one jiga watts

You can buy these bikes. I think there was an OCC one at Walmart. Or maybe the tire was smaller in the back for constant anti-gravity. Go have your mom's boyfriends buy one for you.

I found a different vehicle that may be better suited for your capabilities OP.

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>what is it?
>this is what it is
You're dumber than usual today.

Hey man, I just wanted to say thanks so much for this. My grandfather was a physicist, and much of his life's work was used as the basis for this documentary, so it really warms my heart when I see people like you honoring my late grand father. We used to call him "Ole Pappy". He was a dear, sweet man, and he was kind to animals, and a real humanitarian. I think the mayor in his small town where he lived as a boy once called him a "Renaissance Man", although I don't know what the fuck that was supposed to mean. Is it a threat?

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>My grandfather
Fuck off. Your parents didn't have any children that lived.

Explain yourself fool.

He asked a question and then immediately answered it. This isn't even trolling.

But what IS a roffel copter, was the question. So you're saying, because he knew how to pronounce the word, then that means he answered his own question, so that means he knows what a "roffel copter" is?? The fuck are you smoking over there my guy. And is it laced with PCP, by chance.

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I remember Pappy. A real man's man. He used to take off his pants and tie himself to a tree in front of the library and yell, "Oh god, I hope no one mistakes me for a faggot." Of course they all did. He usually had to walk home very slowly, both his shoes being stuffed up his ass and all. You come from a great line of cocksuckers, user.

Ah, the primitive generator. Usually only worked on cats.

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>But what IS a roffel copter, was the question.
That's not a question.
>The fuck are you smoking over there my guy.
Also not a question.
>And is it laced with PCP, by chance.
Still not a question.

Will this work?

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How'd they get it to not roll away on its own?

back to facebook, fuckface.

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Kickstand

If you took the wheels off, obviously the smaller one is more downhiller so it will roll away faster. How big does the larger one have to be to no longer be downhill at all?

>Implying the earth is not perfectly flat including all topography

You're missing the point. If the rear wheel was bigger than the Earth, does the planet now "fall" around the wheel since it's now the smaller wheel and therefore downhill?

kickstand

It will be impossible to stop unless you can invent some kind of way to enlarge the front wheel while it is in motion

So you've now realized what a massive tool you were by saying he answered his own question, you are now embarrassed at your own stupidity, and now being backed into a corner, you come up with this post. Well, it's good to see you finally realize your own mistakes.

That's only side-to-side stability. OP hasn't explained why bikes fall over with no small wheels on the sides yet.

Was there a question in there?

Or coast up to a grade that matches the difference in wheel size. Once you settle at the bottom though, the bike will become immovable.

He left me a big locked wooden chest in his will, but no one can find the keys for it, so it now sits in my basement, coldly mocking me, with it's slightly greasy texture and faint whiff of vaseline leaking from within. I don't know what's in there, but knowing Ole Pappy, I'm sure it's test tubes and science instruments he used whilst doing his physicist stuff. I get goosebumps when I see dear friends like you bringing his name up in such a sweet fashion.

Which way would this one go?

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Physicists don't usually fuck with test tubes and instruments. I'm pretty sure those are his ass-shoes.

Absolutely user! You see it practically applied in many instances!

Gay porn trunk most likely. Faggots had to hide back in the day

Constant uphill

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