I finally got a call for a job interview tomorrow, but I'm fucking nervous...

I finally got a call for a job interview tomorrow, but I'm fucking nervous. It's a 3rd shift associate job at a food market. What should I say and wear at this interview!

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Show up on time, be confident. Wear a clean pair of pants and a nice sweater. Tie is optional but it helps.
Be honest about why you want the job, and have an answer for the "why do you want to work 3rd shift" question.
Keep your answers simple.
"Have you ever stolen anything?" No
"Can you get here every day?" Yes
"Can we rely on you to work?" Yes
Dont stutter, dont shrug your shoulders, do NOT joke around

Good luck!!

> have an answer for the "why do you want to work 3rd shift" question

What should I say, user?

Well, why do you want to work 3rd shift? Do you really want to work 3rd. or are you just taking what you can get?
If you dont really want to work 3rd but you need to get a job, any job, you can say that you really need a job and that you thought it would be interesting to work 3rd shift just to see what its like.
If you prefer to work 3rd shift, as some people do, have a reason why it is your preference, such as its usually quieter, there is no traffic, you have a hard time sleeping, you need to switch of with your wife or girlfriend because she works during the day and someone needs to be home to watch the baby or the grandparent with alzheimers, or something like that.

Take viagra and go naked to assert your dominance, you will be CEO in under a year.

But dont creat a story that will be easily disassembled. Keep it simple. But have an answer for every question.

They may ask you about drinking alcohol, using drugs,and about any medications you might be taking that could interfere with you doing your job.

Wear something semi formal, this isn’t a business job, and it’s a food market so they probably don’t care much, shake the hand when you meet them, managers love that shit, and try to not act like a sperg, for the most part they will ask the questions, if you really feel like asking questions, go look up what’s reasonable to ask for your position.

Good advice here, OP.

Dont bring up politics or religion unless they ask you first.
Dont be confrontational or a smart ass.
Have a clean face and well kept hair. Shave the night before.
Dont be negative about anything. Dont show up and complain about other peoples driving, or attitudes, or traffic.
Stay positive and appear happy even if you're not.

Thank you

Look them in the eye and try to speak in complete sentences.

They may ask you if you have ever been arrested, if you have used drugs in the past or if you currently use, they might ask you if you have a mental illness that would prevent you from doing the job, or if you have a physical limitation that would keep you from doing the job. Are you afraid of heights, because we have ladders or do you have a valid drivers license. Can you drive a fork truck?
If you will be dealing with food they will ask you if you have any allergies to any foods.
Can you lift a 50 pound bag of potatoes?
Do you smoke and therefore need more breaks to go smoke?
Is this your first job, and if not have you ever shown up for work high or drunk? ALWAYS say no to that one.

After he is done he will ask you if you have any questions. You should have at least one.
You might have some questions about what he told you, or you might have a question about something he did not cover.
How much will I be paid? Do we get paid weekly or every two weeks?
Do you do direct deposit or do we get a physical check?
Can I listen to music if I am courteous about it?
Have at least one question ready for the end of the interview.

OK buddy, I am out. Good luck!

Blackface

Thanks, user! Sorry I couldn't respond, I went to get a haircut before tomorrow!

wear nothing and recite mein kampf

Literally anything? Like that's some high pressure, highly sought after job.... just don't shit yourself because the monkey who can replace you is diaper trained.

Lets see it!

Shout NIGGER using the intercom system

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