I have accomplished a lifetime goal last week and was promptly arrested and put on the sex offender registry. Story time, take a seat Yea Forumstard.
When I was a wee young lad in the 7th grade, our biology final was to come up with the most ridiculous hypothesis and mine was on the symbiosis with carnivorous plants growing out of your ass and sucking you off to eat your cum for protein sustenance while cleaning your asshole. My science said I just might make it as a hentai artist and introduced me to the genre before I was suspended from school for making obscene art and writing pornographic material
Last week to begin my field research I found a carnivorous plant garden 100 miles away and spent the afternoon measuring mouth widths to find the best at giving head. I found the perfect specimens but accidentally crushed them with my dick, and decided instead I'll just jack off into a couple of them and study their reaction to eatting cum. After the 5th one a middle school on field trip rolled through and it was assumed I was jacking off to them, I had headphones in listening to /r/gonewildaudio so I hadnt noticed but spent a few days in questioning explaining I was jacking off on plants for science and not kids, after which I was banned from public gardens in the State of Oregon. I just received an invoice from the garden owners charging me $750 for the death of my specimen, apparently dried cum glued their mouths shut.
Next to find a homeless woman and figure out the living conditions of sludge butt for plant growth. Finding of a small vined species that can withstand low to limited light cycles has been regretfully hard but my search continues. I'll achieve symbiosis one day, I'll keep you updated
forced and unfunny but the new Yea Forums kids will love it
Christopher Myers
Just thinking the same thing
Dominic Roberts
Very nice. Looks like Sherilyn Fenn was the model.
Charles Gomez
Unlikely since he doesn't seem to be properly documenting the process. But I prefer to remain hopeful as well.
Adrian Long
>our biology final was to come up with the most ridiculous hypothesis and mine was on the symbiosis with carnivorous plants growing out of your ass and sucking you off to eat your cum for protein sustenance while cleaning your asshole. No. No it wasn't.
Yes, yes it was, I had been interested in symbiosis since Stargate and the whole angelfire site introduced me to spiritual symbiosis. But I wasnt up for space worms in my brain or a demonic possession so I studied fish symbiotes, fungal symbiotes and plant symbiotes. The cleaning in exchange for food aspect interested me cause I had a fro back then and hated taking showerd, and puberty made the whole thing sexual.
Robert Bell
Are you the degenerate fuck who posted on /an/ for advice on best plants to fuck?
Aiden Thomas
Actually no, but i'd like to meet him so I dont get plant acid on my dick in further studies, plus getting around the garden ban would be nice
Oliver Davis
Dont see the thread, link?
Luke Butler
Funny thing, strange fucking fetish, even stranger to see 2 different anons with same mental fuckery in 2 days, go trough /an/ its a slow board, that so if you're not full of shit
Isaiah Gray
404 then, try posting it yourself
Mason Stewart
Its not really a fetish for me, i mean sure i jacked off into plants and stuck my dick in a few last week, but I was erect from the asmr joi I was listening to. What I'm more interested in about is the shared consciousness aspect and have to figure out whats the best deal for symbiosis, without a mutually beneficial deal its just a parasite
I appreciate your fucked up idea, but i think you wont find anything similar in nature not even remotely close to that unless you bio engineer that traumatising fuckaroo, also if its not a fucking sexual fetish thing you could have just jacked your phallus into a motherfucking glass tube or something beforehand stop lying to yourself
