What is objectively the best energy drink?

What is objectively the best energy drink?

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Orange kickstart. Or most rootbeer flavors

none theyre all trash

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dihydrogen monoxide

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Redbull blueberry is seriously good!

Cocaine

Can't say for sure, but it's not Death Stranding juice

Objective in what regard? Taste and effect are obviously subjective.

coffee it doesnt have jewish feminizing agents in it like these kike cans

Methamphetamine hydrochloride

Coffee

NOS

Balls! Literally the best

Coffee, will not fuck up your stomach you disgusting retard.

the new rockstar xdurance and thermal series

Poo juice

if you're over 15, coffee.

If you're under, take your pick between the usual suspects.

>objectively
Clean water

20 ounce Red Bull, hands down