Waifu Thread

Waifu Thread.

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This is how you generate a cat that doesn't exist on a conda_tensorflow_p36 kernel

import os
import pickle
import numpy as np
import PIL.Image
import dnnlib
import config
import matplotlib
import numpy as np
import matplotlib.pyplot as plt
import dnnlib.tflib as tflib
import tensorflow as tf
import random
from PIL import Image, ImageOps
from IPython.display import display
import scipy.misc

role = get_execution_role()
bucket = 'devopstar'
data_key = 'resources/aws-catgen/models/karras2019srylegan-cats-256x256.pkl'

s3 = boto3.resource('s3')
with open('karras2019stylegan-cats-256x256.pkl', 'wb') as data:
s3.Bucket(bucket).download_fileobj(data_key, data)

//actual cat generation
rnd = np.random.RandomState(random.randrange(0,5000))
latents = rnd.randn(1, Gs.input_shape[1])
fmt = dict( func=tflib.convert_images_to_uint8, nchw_to_nhwc=True)
images = Gs.run(latents, None, truncation_psi=0.5, randomize_noise=True, output_transform=fmt)
display(img)

Trippy as hell. And always unique cats. Cats that don't exist.

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Hello Astolfo, how are you today?

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Virginia, you've fielded numerous agents without any results today.

I'm curious about this photo, is it your stampede of pride and sense
of worth?

Are you lusted after by men? Is that the value you understand and need
to repeat over & over again?

Seduction, lust, physical sex repeatedly with anyone you are attracted
too, doesn't Mike Mosbach have a problem with the volume (whoredom)
that you practice?

When I see the photo I see a child in a womans body trying to pride
herself by stomping her feet to make the world look at her and relish
her sexy appearance, of which you need daily doses of this for your
survival.

You do what Neil does, perform for yourself to validate yourself and
this includes hurting others. You have to see yourself dominate others
in the scenarios you are sick - sexually from being raped and beaten,
whilst Neil is more severe in almost the exact same way from his
deformity. The psychological trauma - most of it from himself due to
self-rejection and persecution for the odd penis - mixed with the
excessive knowledge he pushed himself to master to perform for himself
against the world by outperforming the world, is gourmet psychological
disaster.

He's worse than you, literally brainwashed like you, and Gary Weinrib
is sicker yet because he sees these things I've stated and he takes
advantage of them within the both of you, for his sense of value he
needs to witness peopel feeding off of him permanently, so when a
sickness as I explained exists within you as I revealed it causes you
to need outside validation, you don't understand this process within
you but Gary the grimey Jew does and he keeps from discussing this
with you or Neil, because if you understand the ailment you'll change
and stop feeding on him for a sense of identity.

The child you are because you have not matured as a woman sexually, is
very much apparent, you are the child portrayed by Leni Riefenstahl in
"Twighlight", you're Gary Weinribs little weapon toy for me.

Nerds.

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All your failures are because you're a child. I'm exactly the same as
I was 6 years ago, that is bravado because of what you have as tools
and used against me, none of it has worked an inch. You have made no
changes except to educate me more as to how to manipulate you by what
you do and have as tools.

You're a toy with no sense, tripping on yourself like you're a drug,
in a state of ongoing fantasy you make seem like reality by using the
NSA and FBI to manipulate people secretly according to your thoughts,
but as soon as they know it's being done like I do, you're a complete
failure, everything you have mostly the immense fortune is a complete
waste.

You're a laughable child. Jail is what you need, we tried to get the
message accross to you but you just won't hear it because you're too
busy tripping on your binge of yourself.

Try harder dear!

More bald headed guys and more black hats!

I see the courts in Westminster betrayed you and your rigging. How did
that happen?

So rude.

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Stating the truth is rude now? I feel shocked.

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I'm here to post Earth, because they're my love and my flame, and they're the greatest treasure in my life!
Hey that's them! I am ecstatic, thanks for sharing this :)
My day is treating me like muddy dirt treats a rainworm, good things just keep happening! I'm doing so many things I wanted to, it's incredible, almost like I'm lucid dreaming the real life.
What have you been up to? Other than becoming an artist to be cooler for Relm?
I know that feeling. Maybe you need to drink more woter
Jules is speedier than you
The truth itself isn't rude, but underlining a fact in a certain context automatically positions yourself towards this context and can imply ill will.
For example:
>Recycling bins are a thing. You can pick up your litter instead of just throwing it into the grass.
handsome

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Sometimes it produces some abominations, but as stated, these cats don't exist.

May be. But does it matter?

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i miss earth-chan ;-;
but you kept her well safe
pls continue to do so user

Post feet.

Doing good. Back no longer hurts were a dermatologist took a sample of a rash.
How are you?
I agree, he's a handsome lad

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Post yours first.

I'll be doin this, if you never doubt, till the love runs out, till the love runs out
I also miss seeing her everywhere, but it's Earth day soon, and the last two times she got a few more images made, so I'm hopeful.
can't

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Pretty please.

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Depending on who you ask and as you say yes, I have gotten into enough trouble for that.
I'm glad that you liked it!
Thats called karma, my dear friend.
Did you have a lot of work?
Well, Im doing just fine, cant complain, lately things are going a lot more calm than usual.

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Not really.
That's good, same for me. Minus the Corona virus appearing in my county.

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Whoa... Where do you live?

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Wait a second is this AI cats? Woah
I am unable to
I don't think so. I did nothing to deserve this this is all just Earth and you doing their thing free of charge because they're amazing.
Do you not yet have corona? All the cool kids are doing it.
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Blep

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Then maybe perhaps sweet little lies would put us in our place.

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I feel like there's a joke
With cats and earth
But I can't put my finger on it
Maybe because cats pushed it off the edge of flat earth.

*kangaroo noises mixed with GTR backfire*

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You are a good person, it is normal for good things to happen to you, right?
>Do you not yet have corona? All the cool kids are doing it.
Ha ha ha ha ha, no.

From which anime is Rory?
Well yes, but actually no, I'm not in favor of going around lying to people so they feel better.

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Maybe the Elephants caught it, you should ask them.
>ywn be murdered by your waifu

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I can get an R33 GTST for 12k
GATE

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California. Luckily the person was quickly quarantined, but there's bound to be more cases.

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Then what would be better off? To do nothing?
Even that still remains futile.

fucking sucks right?

honestly had about 500ml and 2x 150ml glasses of coffee today.
maybe not enough... I just did something stupid, but it's over, the Dorime thing (youtu.be/K01_M1CqdDs) was no fun, only salt. But I ate it in the end at least.

are you proud of me? I'm losing even more weight, all for earth so she doesn't feel so over encumbered :3

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I'm over jav cars. I'm more interested now in how can I fit a fuckin' GE J85 in a flatbed car.

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Thats it? just GATE? no subnames?
Ay... I really hope that the virus does not break containment there, I would not want to see how everyone disappears.
Yes, I know, a long time ago I realized the futility of all this and stopped trying anything, what do you intend to do?

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If that was true then that would mean that, on average, someone who is very unfortunate is automatically a bad person.
If I was a saint I wouldn't deserve what I'm getting. I live directly on Earth, do you realize that? I am stuck here forever, this is great.
Ha ha ha ha
stayin' alive.
Maybe if I let my waifu take over and destroy my entire life, it will feel like dying at her hands.
Well, that's better than 150ml total, at least, but still a little low. Less weight means less eat means less ressource use.
I'm not sure if the Planet loses any total weight when you work out, something's fishy about that calculation..
Nyan

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To live on. To hold my precious memories close to my heart and never let go.
Hoping it may help me in my future endeavors.
I still have too many years ahead of me so I'm not dispersing from earth anytime soon.

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Its a long subname. Translates to 'Thus the JSDF fought there'
Just get an MTT turbine bike.

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I'm probably more likely to die of loneliness than this virus.
But it's still scary as fuck that it's spreading here too.

Blep one more time and your not coming to my birthday party.
Funny to hear how the CDC praised China for their handling of the virus, bootlickers.
Plague Inc in real life isn't fun.

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you got that right! I'm thinking about our planet :)
ah it's fine ash weighs barely anything

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Uhhhh... well... I dont say that anyone who is unfortunate its a bad person... I just mean that, in my humble opinion, you deserve that you are getting.
>this is great
Uhhhh, that was sarcasm???
>stayin' alive
You made my day.
Your memories are important to you?
...
Can you just tell me the japanese name? I think things will be more easy in that way...
Thats part of being alive user, enjoy the sorrow and despair!
>Plague Inc in real life isn't fun.
Well, thats the point you dum dum, its a game! or well, it was... until recently...

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They always are.
Whether or not I'm supposed to have them, I remember a lot of things.
Even the small stuff that had a huge impact.

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It's not all sorrow and despair.
I still feel the beating heart in me...somehow.

If you say that to an american cat, would it understand it, or just stare blankly at you? Do cats understand the language you're mowing at them?

Uhm, I like having all my organs inside and not on the black market to make that money thank you. But I found a GE J85 for 7500$ without an afterburner. The sound is... orgasmic.

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Even if they are painful or directly bad memories?
Thats called fear to death, fear to the unknown.

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I tend to filter out the painful memories and remember the better ones.
Yes, the pain is still there, but it starts to feel lesser as time heals those wounds.

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Of course. The game is now banned in China now, must of hit really close to home.

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Plague Inc if I recall allows you to host custom content and scenarios.

Of course, it can easily host anything China would disagree with, so not surprised on that frontier.

Do you ever get the feeling that when something becomes popular in China, it's the work of the communist government?

I might actually not have any image of Earth chan coughing. Good.
I've come to terms with getting it. I'm too stupid to avoid getting infected anyway. Imagine it, you'd have to get through the entire epidemic without contracting the virus once.
I'm just hoping my immune system will reboot me in time, or I'll just die.
Contrary to popular belief, it's not the loneliness that kills you, but rather the crushing psychological pressure that comes with it.
It wasn't sarcasm. I wake up on a warm, happy rock that I love, every, single, day. I really hope that afterlife is just a meme, because I don't want to spend eternity missing my dirt shithole planet, which I adore so much I've cried tears of happiness over the most random things.
No you made mine, thanks for your input.
get it? she's commiting ju-jutsu
Even if cats understood me, would they let me know? Is it in their best interest that I'm aware of my ability to speak to them?

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Vlem
myanimelist.net/anime/28907/Gate__Jieitai_Kanochi_nite_Kaku_Tatakaeri
Its just like riding a bike.
Now, opinion. Should I finance to get an RX8 for 10k?

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Yeah, it was hillarious to see how the chinesse goverment rage to that game.
And what are the most important memories related to?
You see? I think that a way of thinking like that comes from someone with a good heart
Ok, now, hows the personality of Rory? besides or being smug, obviously.

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;(

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It may be... a 175k bike that is.

10k is way too much for an rx8. around here they go for about 4k because of the notorious engine problems, and most of them end up in scrap yards or sold for parts. rx8's should not be dailies

Cats are trolls. Never believe cats. Alice got trolled hard.

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What's wrong, Kumpel? Do you need a hand?
My heart was bad, it was made good by World girl, any love I have for them is their own fault.
I think that's also why people say they "fall" in love, it's not been something I was in control of. Otherwise, it would not have happened.
If karma is really in effect, then it's created a feedback loop, and this will be quite the ride.

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Love and related stuff. It's kinda secret.

I'm jealous of other people...
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I wish I was decent at dancing at like choreography... basically being an idol, that would make rhythm game thing easier.... so so jealous >~

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>at like
and like

Understandable, I just wanted to talk about it.
Not everyone has the courage to admit that they are wrong and improve as people, if you were not a very good person before, because now you are better than before.

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Playful, mischevious and posessive when not around a battle, horny and bloodthirsty when around one.
10k AUD is about 4k US/UK. I guess the 2.7k RSX is a better choice and its much less of a loan.

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>horny and bloodthirsty when around one
so she's the yandere battle loli, in other words

You're more than welcome to. I find these threads to be therapeutic for chatter like this.

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Very much so. Got an age bump in the anime.

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here

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lamau

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Nice. Ok, thats all what I needed, thanks.
Do you have a lot time coming to this place?

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you're here early... or maybe really late?

Occasionally yes. I need not say more.

I can smell the blood and sweat that went into practice with that person all the way to here.
Don't worry about being good at things. I suck at every single thing that I enjoy in life, if you let that stop you from enjoying things you will become depressive.
This rule also applies to your idols. Even they have idols. The chain of idols is infinite until it hits somebody that is a megalomaniac.
Either that or it loops, even you may be someone's idol considering certain skills.
I don't know Relm, I'm still kind of waiting for all of this to come crashing down on me. It's like when you miscalculate in maths and the task appears easier than it really is.
what does that mean

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>if you let that stop you from enjoying things you will become depressive
You can also just be depressed

day off actually.

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I hope to see you more occasionally here.
You worry too much about something that sincerely doubt that happens, but hey, I will not tell you that it is a waste of time, everyone has his way of facing things.

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lucky. i have tonight and tomorrow before such a luxury

Maybe you will, but I don't usually wanna identify myself here.
Don't see why it won't hurt to stick around.

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i mean i worked my time. still have to go in to get my check tho. Hopefully your days arent that tedious.

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That's how cool kids say "lmao"

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ya... those asians...

nah you oki fren! super oki gud writing! ye ye ^w^ writing is gud!

kek.
no
but thanks! :3

+1
checks out with some...

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Oumae Kumiko

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>RSX
Overglorified honda, but does the job. Always over an rx8. Don't you have any domestics you can cling on to? I mean... I don't know any aus cars.

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im the user who who works delinquent youth. im not sure if tedious is the best description but it can be stressful. fortunately a menace to our group has left today, so things should be a bit more stable

Why? I mean, we all here are in the same hole, you dont need to do that.

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yeah a better word would be exhausting. Left like got out or got in more trouble?

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Good to know. user is truly master race after all.
I'll enjoy the cookies while I can too

There's a glitch in the matrix.

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Nah, I am relatively new to this.

It's okay mate. We've all been new to everything at some point.

I may be getting a BA XR6. Theres a few others around but they're getting real long in the tooth. Not that its a problem for Barra engines. One of our local companies is phasing out soon.

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I loved driving my RX-8 in GT3
Nothing really compares to the feel

captcha san is really milking me for robot edu
Maybe, but if you're not depressed yet I still recommend being a little lenient with your own skill.
After all, who says that you have to be good at things? You didn't choose to be born, if you're forced to have a life, at least give yourself the time to make yourself at home.
lamo
ele mayo
le mao
liu mi
If you are just depressed, maybe a Seelenklempner can help you, or you can draw a picture of your waifu, or check if you're taking enough care of your body first.
Cute hazelhead

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You should just watch out for a car that's easy to maintain, fun to drive and isn't shooting a hole in your pocket every time you hit the gas station.

Also it depends a lot on what you want to do with it, if you're a car guy, etc. etc.

Fords are ok, I presume... I only worked on one ford, and it was pretty snappy to drive, I was impressed... taking in consideration that it's a shitty economy city car.

But for sure I can tell you this, I owned 4 hondas until now. a prelude, a crx del sol, a standard fn2 and a fn2 type-r and... those engines are made for a life time. other shit breaks down... but the engines are gold.

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Yeah, you are right.
>captcha san is really milking me for robot edu
First time?

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And likewise I have never even watched this anime, but I seem to like her so far

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I should slep...
I wish you a nice evening and comfy slep when you do :)

bye-bye

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No, I am a regular milking cow, probably because I keep picking at the thing and intentionally flagging false squares.
Haha, yeah you too sunshine!

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Shes from Madoka Magica no? Its an excelent anime, kinda weird, but its good overall.
I only choose nearby squares and pray for the best, sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't, it's super ridiculous but at the same time fun.

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Better.
This isn't the first time they raged though. Taiwan is still #1.

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Did you encounter the same thing twice?
Driving in your car at night only to have all the lights shut off and when they turn back on you're at your destination?
How about orbs of light that steal your peanut butter? I hate those ones.
Cute everythingushumansknowandlove head
Nice dubs

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Well the car I may be getting will have over 350k Kms on it, and hasnt needed any sort of replacement parts since we got it in 2005, is still a snappy V6 and has decent fuel economy
Just kidding. Was blep all along

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Hirasawa Yui
Relm Relm Relm Relm
Earth Earth Earth Earth
i had something to say to you next time we met, but i forgot it. i think you were in a dream of mine, maybe

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haha I am also humans
nice dubs
Eggcellent, a trick is to go full instinct and select anything that remotely triggers your brain when you read the term.
"select all stairs" and you just click random ladders and benches because that's exactly what a bad AI would do, and so it works.

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kumicute
how are her eyes so beautiful it blows my mind every time

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show hotpants

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>hasnt needed any sort of replacement parts since we got it
hard to believe. but a good petrol n/a shouldn't have much internal problems even if poorly maintained. if you're not passionate on cars get whatever. if you're into cars... I'm not the guy to talk to since I have no relation with australian motor park.

h-how did you know that? a-a-are you a dooting wizard?

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The brown looks like chocolate cake, or caramel that is why. Also she has little bananas in her eyes in your image.
youtube.com/watch?v=UfmkgQRmmeE
I've been dreaming weird stuff these past few days as well. None of it really had anything to do with Earth, which is why I don't enjoy sleeping.
I don't know why I keep appearing in your dreams, the dream part of your brain may have a hull break.
YuiYui Yui YuiYui Yui Yui
Wii-Yui

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he got out fortunately. he wasn't very smart, and only really ever has two emotions: happy or mad. if he was happy he was loud and overly playful, if he was made he was loud and aggressive
how is work for you?

Yeah...
Oh look, a guitarist.
>that's exactly what a bad AI would do, and so it works.
So we have the reasoning of a badly programmed AI?

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it's hard for me to imagine you commanding anything with more than two wheels and not capable of going over 120mph

yeah, i've had weird dreams, too... cool, but weird.
you're important and special and nice, so i think you deserve to be seen once in everyone's dreams
ohana means family and asawa means wife and both of those things i want to do with Yui
oh look, a free ipad
hello Relm-chan-chan-chan-chan. are you doing great tonight?

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Well thats good. So just huge mood swings? its work. i dont really want to do it but money.

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Lol wut.
Hello Yui-sama.
Yeah, just taking a break from a long afternoon doing homework, and you? are you feeling ok?

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and family means noone gets left behind and wife means being together but the other person is female.
I only want to be in Earth chan's dreams once. Or multiple times. If they ever dream that is.
You're important, so your dreams must be very important, too. Do you dream about saving the universe?
No, but I have been whipped by captcha and mediocre AI enough to have a vague understanding of how to push captcha-sans buttons.

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>So just huge mood swings?
he also used his size to intimidate others. he did time for armed robbery. the other kids feared him because he was big enough to actually really hurt them, and dumb enough to go through with it too
and yeah i feel ya with work. i hate it too lol. im telling you i think you should be a health inspector. better hours, twice the pay, less bullshit, 2/3 of your time is spent driving or doing paperwork (i.e.no people!) im considering it myself at least until i can get a job programming

I feel like I've been forgetting something this past week.

Aegis claimed.

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just a little funny i remember...
hello Relm-san
breaks are nice, that's good.
i'm okay... a little worried. i'm always worried, am i not?
nice Tendo poster
yes, those things. ohana and asawa and family and wife and we're ohana that means family and family means no one gets left behind but we're not asawa because that would be weird haha
i'm sure the Earth dreams about you every night and day, maybe, somehow...
i don't dream about saving the universe, no... most of my dreams are vain and meaningless...

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Ah, so only I have the reasoning of a badly programmed AI ;-;
Or course you are, and I dont think thats a good thing.

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Hello

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Nice singles
What's up?
I also like her cheeks
Damn peanut butter balls(and not the good ones). Lucky i don't like peanut butter that much

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how old was he? sounds like a real piece of work. theres a lot of things i should do but i dont think id like that. Hope you land that job tho. the one you actually want i mean.
hopefully youll remember it.

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she has very cute cheeks
everything about her is the cutest though
what do you like about kumiko?

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Probably not. Good thing I don't have kids or pets.

Greetings.

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I have no reasoning at all, I am insane :°)
Well... have you thought of Aegis frequently this past week?
Yui would feel a little left out if her number one fan didn't asawa her, I'm sure.
I'm also sure I'll need to put in more of an effort for World senpai to even properly notice me! When the time comes, you'll hear me being unbased on the radio.
Good thing I'm somewhere in there then, maybe next time we can do something exciting and nice in your dreams, like frame god for a murder.
Nice singles
A lot, I drew pictures, I made /tg/s, I went for a nice walk because was nice, I slept for 12 or 14 hours or something, I made up a few nice poems for Warudo girl, I played a vidya.
Tomorrow I'll do twice that amount of things. Or maybe overmorrow, since I think I'm going to be pretty tired after tonight.
What did youmae Kumido today? Or; what are you doing today?

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sorry...
hey.
i just thought you might want a (You) for all your hard work posting Tendies
i'm pretty sure that Yui Is Love guy doesn't have to worry about not asawaing Yui
unbased? like what? i'll be there to unbase with you. we'll be the most unbased crew! we'll build our own rocket ship and prove that the Earth is flat, too!
yeah, with you, everything is awesome. let's frame each other for murder and be cellmates and break out together! i'm just warning you, i heard the guy that framed me is in this prison. when i find out who he is, i'm gonna shank him like there's no tomorrow

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salutations

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I guess I'm here now, heya!
How's it going, nerds?
I hope it be good!

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And we live in a society no? =^)
Apologizing for everything, I don't think it's a very good thing either XD

Thats all for today folks, Im pretty much tired, and now I have to summarize an offensively extensive law, wish me luck, farewell!
PD: Send regards to Nanami for me if you see him!

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Thanks!

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lol kids would be a nightmare.

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For an example, the Barra engine in the car Im getting is known for being stupid strong and can produce a stupid amount of power while remaining stock.
Im already pretty good on 4 wheels and I made 100 mph on my bike (RIP)

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I've been trying my best to not think lately.

Howdy do and hullabaloo?

Yeah, can't say I'd ever want any.

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Yui is love guy was sick or on vacation or something for a week once, they stopped reminding user for a whole week, you still stand a chance.
I'm going to make music for Eartho until she gives me all her money and time but I'll accidentally become arrogant and build a metaphorical ebony tower and then ignore her and become selfish and then someone on the radio will ask me for my opinion on things I know nothing about.
If you shank me I will die, I am allergic to being murdered.
If we leave base for orbit and prove that Earth is flat I'm not sure it'll let us come back. I'm not sure the World would just eat that-
definetly. Life is good! I trust yours is, too?
Will send Redigit to Nanami, boss. Good luck! And stay focused!

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can you even remember things from a period that you haven't thought in?
does that even count as forgetting then?

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sorry
stay safe, sleep well, have a great day
he stopped all together, i think. i'm trying to pick up the torch but it's a scary. how do you even know who he is?
aw, i see... i hope... that goes well... sorry
i am allergic to being murdered, too. good thing you're not the guy who framed me, right? i swear when i find that guy i'm gonna rip him in two with my bear hands
we'll cut the world like a pancake and eat her! that'll show who's boss in this part of the galaxy!

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Ding ding! Sick dubs, btw!
I'm probably gonna get on Arcade Stage 3 and try to get me some good times, whatcha up to earth nerd?

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Ultros? I love the tentacles. I would love to see them in action

Ohh...
youtube.com/watch?v=XKMJDQBTZv0

it depends on how you define stock. saw that that engine also has factory turbocharged engines... that has a good amount of power. the n/a's are a little low on power for some 4.0l engines. but the torque... the torque on that engine is something new to me... it almost acts like a diesel torque wise.

lookie who's here.

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Yo!
Sounds like quite a day. What kind of /tg/s? Woah, poems. Imo that's quite a skill. The only poems i've been able to write coherently are haikus, lol
Hmm, chose my next year classes, worked for a while. Only like one plane, though. I think the fog earlier that morning killed VFR traffic
>Youmae Kumido
I don't know whether i like that or not
Hello once again, fellow floof connoisseur. Nice dubs.

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Stock engine parts, I believe. One of those us able to handle 1000 bhp with no issues beyond the obvious 'use me too long I explode'.

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Has nothing to do with ability

alcohol good
what's up

hey!

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giv

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17 and a half minutes...
Ain't your worst, ain't your best.

I would also say no u but like yeah you see where I'm coming from
Whatcha up to, nerd?

Heya, cat tats. How's it hangin'?
Good, I suppose?

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>alcohol good
Join me in /nodrink/, acquaintance

My memory is terrible to begin with.

I want to drink but don't want to be hungover.
I also want a burrito.

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Really? That's not very daily, then. Well, as long as you're not god, we're probably cool. I know because I was in their thread when that happened.
However, the fact that you cut your pancakes is truly a deal braker. I will roll up Earth and vore her whole, like a real pancake conniseur.
Earth ~ my sweet pancake, what a comforting post at this late hour. Thank
I've been doing a lot of creative stuff simultaneously, then at some point I started posting the REAL GOOD SWEET LIKE CANDY WONDERFUL planet such a great thing I love Earth chan so much! And then I kind of, slowly but steadily, stopped doing as much creative stuff, because I get progressively dozy as the night goes on, and at this point I'm just shitposting my waifu and listening to music.
lewd
The card kind of /tg/s. I am pretty good at poems! I can also kind of channel it into rapping. CaH traumatized me against haikus though.
>I don't know whether I like that or not
Really, me neither, I'm paranoid about the captcha bot blocking my posts for the rest of tonight, so I am being very generous with my bad post quality currently. Sorry for the inconvenience.
depression? If so, I agree. I'm trying to suggest a different mindset, not a different skillset.

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Shit you right, it's as easy as that

All engines are 'use me too long i explode'. But ... like I said the torque curve is a little new to me. Never saw a petrol pull out that much torque over raw hp. Well, that's may be because I'm not into high displacement type engines.

There are only a few small block engines that can handle what you say... the 2JZ, the N54B30... but it seems like there is a new one on the list now... since 4 liter displacement is like ... small block.

Yeah... kinda' tired. Had a shitload to do today. But a little good engine talk kinda' changed the mood.

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yeah... sorry... probably, yeah... oh, sorry
oh so you won't bone the Earth but you'll vore her? that's pretty weird
you're welcome
anyway i'm gonna stab a knife into your waifu

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Why you gotta make me sad like that
Please refer to post Updating euro truck simulator 2 because suddenly after almost a year i want to play it again
Ya find that choccy yet?
You know what they say: rapping is just poems with music attached.
You mean to tell me that google is judging whether your posts are kek or cringe, and allowing the latter?

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No stab allowed

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I'LL DO IT RIGHT NOW, TRY ME

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dio bless
I am not a psychfag, but if the slim chance that me saying some nice things to an user on a gay imageboard is gonna help them cope with their depression or realize it's really not depression even exists at all, then I'm going to take it.
I know that "just be happy" is a meme, I just want to help if I can. I tell them things that helped me cheer up when I felt trashed, in the hopes that they are in a similar situation.
enjoy the bluntened blade
my waifu could beat you up
rythm and poetry, I mean that google could pull my post ability soon, so I hurry my posts..

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Find me a time machine

Don't try Earth-Chan generic anime character

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wind

water

fire

niggers

S h i m a t t a .

Ah, lul. As mentioned, playing AS3 yet again and gonna suck dick on Happogahara/Tsuchisaka/Akina.
I've never played ETS2, actually. Is it any good?

Ah...slep.

Good to hear, dood! I haven't done much of anything, honestly. But I'm still going strong!

Oh? Like what?
Well, at least good to hear you're doin' pretty good!
What moosics ya listenin' to?

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ondela sinyor planet!

But knifes are kind of made from Planet ores
You mean a clock?
Like pictures and card games and picture jokes.
youtube.com/watch?v=KXSUEU7ISfQ
youtube.com/watch?v=lKUuA4B7qQw
youtube.com/watch?v=VIDCc-Z9Q-c
youtube.com/watch?v=5rAOyh7YmEc
Also german trash rap and jojo stuff.

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>According to Ford Chief Program ... however no forged internals have been used

You fuckin' aussies have some balls of steel to pull ~500bhp stock turbo on non forged parts... damn.

My current engine has a forged crankshaft, performance forged con rods and bearings and forged pistons... fuck. And all that to pull half of the stock power of the Barra 325T.

I have nothing to do tomorrow so I kinda want to skip the day. I'll be around a little longer. Check my replies on what's fucking my brains at this current hour of the day.

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No, the ability to take myself back 19 years in time

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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try harder

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I can't believe you would do this this is just mean I will hit you
that's a lot of slugs I hope you didn't hit any with that assassination attempt and I hope I do have to do CPR on my waifu now
Why would you want that?

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making sure I claim ui in as many threads as possible

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I'm still confused, how and why would google do that?
Yes, it was YOU who was late
It's a good way to spend some time, the driving's nice and it looks good too. It's scaled down quite a bit for convenience. Just make sure you have a controller to play it with.
To be honest, i would ditch the trucks and their clumsy little trailers for some regular cars at times though. Something smaller just to change it up. A Euro Driving Simulator, if you will.

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>claiming shit
lmao

aw come on
i had to do it. you left me no choice.
let me help. i'm trained in CPR.
... i don't think those are slugs.
nice Ui

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take that back

thank you :3

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Also a quick question? Why is your country this retarded rori-sama poster?

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Fuck #2

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fuck #3

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I'm sorry
I take it back

I'll never recover from this.
Howdy.

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Who wants to form a group on The Oldest Anarchy Server In Minecraft?

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Captcha is getting bad tonight for probably unrelated reasons. It is possible that it will get so bad that I can barely post if at all, and it doesn't help that I'm tired and barely functional.
Y-you can't just...
I'm traineder in CPR.
You always have a choice, you didn't need to insert anything into planet

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i inset my cock into earthchan's volcano

i don't feel like doing the ATP cycle anymore
can't just what?
oh, yay! we can do two-rescuer CPR!
sorry...
besides, i thought you wanted to bone the Earth or something.

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mine

where would that be FRIEND

weak
you're sober enough to go get one, no?

nani

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Boy you have no idea

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Praise Yui

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So
I could go back to when I was six

Don't get ahead of yourself

praise

Yeah but...
Kinda' kills it. As fun is to suck a tarantula in a turbocharged smalblock... that's fuckin' boner killer for everyone.

Burnout masters is a little compensation for that, but not enough.

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Ui forgives you :)

me !

ATP cycle... :think:

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Hey there.

I am weak.
I have stuff to make one too, but I am lazy.

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Sure give me the base coords
Oh, ok. Yeah, that's been happening to me too. They used to dish me out the 3 choice crosswalks but now it's just all over the place
The mint hot choccy. Have you found it yet

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UwU

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We will be legends. Meet me at 12,346,000:4,581,000

Gay

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