Whats good at Trader Joe's? My Moms going and asked if I wanted anything

Whats good at Trader Joe's? My Moms going and asked if I wanted anything.

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What do you typically like at grocery stores?

The cat cookies nigger, like teddy grahams but better

That chicken fried rice slaps. And most of the pasta dishes are pretty good too.

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Their 10 pound chocolate bar.

Their plain chips are top tier. Just avoid the rippled ones, they suck.
Regular or Mediterranean hummus is a great snack, pick up some pita to tear and dip.
Reverva chardonnay is dirt cheap, but award-winning. Good for cooking.
The aloo chat hot pockets are a quick indian gnosh.
Frozen naan, either garlic or tandoori, is amazingly good for frozen bread.
Olive oil, don't bother shopping for it anywhere else.

The frozen tikka masala dinners are fuckin delicious

Mesquite almonds

frozen chocolate croissants
sea salt dark chocolate almonds
cheap wine
pomegranate seeds

The frozen lava cakes are insane. Put in microwave for 1 min.

Ask for the soy banana niggers. They’re really good, but the guy might have to check in the back for them

Put your dick in the microwave for 1 min

Go away you soylent faggor

based. those little bastards are top tier.

seriously though OP, most anything there is great. my favorites are their vegetarian canned chili, the ham and gruyere tart in the green box, frozen kung pao cauliflower, and the lentil wrap with tahini sauce near the produce section. if you can find them the frozen langostinos make a great scampi but the shop near me has been having issues with their supplier and stopped stocking them. not sure if that's the case with every shop, but pick them up if they have them. and don't sleep on their jarred yellow curry sauce. the green is boring, but yellow is great with some diced potatoes and a handful of snap peas over some rice.

Trader Joe, he dead.

Scandinavian Swimmers, Black Bean and Quinoa Chips

Don’t forget the frosted mini cucks

Get yourself some activated almonds.

>soy

EVERYTHING. corn nuts, peanut butter cups, olive oil chips, marcona almonds,madadamia nuts, peanut butter pretzels, buffalo burgers, granola bars, hash brown patties

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also OP have he get the orange chicken to make for dinner, put it over rice and get a few of their egg rolls too

this nigga knows whats up... cook some sour dough bread toast in a skillet with olive oil and this seasoning stuff on top. so fucking good.

The only bad thing I've had from TJ was a frozen spanakopita. It was incredibly heavy on the lemon flavor and you couldn't taste the spinach or cheese. Everything else is fair game though. Used to think they were hoighty toighty far up their own ass, but the quality of the food coupled with the low price point is amazing.

>fag detected

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if you feeling healthy...their purple murisaki sweet potatoes are bomb, they always have pomegranate seeds on deck, nice salads, their wine cheese is fire and lots of their other cheeses. broccoli coleslaw mix, decent meat.

BOLGOGI BEEF STRIPS- must try

i was just fucking with you for only choosing vegetarian shit..... the langostinis are actually amazing tho *respecta*

yeah i gotcha bro. most of their prepared food is vegetarian it seems so that's what i lean towards. their steak and hot links are prime though. i'm fucking bummed that i can't get their langostinos anymore though. the red shrimp they have is good, but the langostinos were something special. sautee those little bitches up and stuff them with some cheese and herbs in big pasta shells? fuck yeah motherfucker

Kung Pao chicken over some rice is top notch.

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Ask your mom to send me nudes from the store

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get the fucking soup dumplings

>tender dark meat chicken
>me gusta

based and red pilled

You lost me at (you).. just send nudes foggat

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Put my dick in your dirthole for 2 minutes

The staff are pretty hot haha