>Be Greta Thunberg >16 >Manage to TRIGGER millions of boomers and white trash incels >Becomes TIMES Person of the Year 2019
You've got 5 seconds, 5 fucking seconds to tell me one single thing you've done in your entire life that's even 1/10th of 1% as ACCOMPLISHING as her on any given day.
Well, my parents didn't exploit my mental illness and cart me around the world to push a hot button topic. Also, I don't dickride a retard on Yea Forums.
Aaron Green
Time Magazine gave Bruce Jenner woman of the year. Who takes TIMES awards seriously?
Carson Jackson
All that came of it is virtue signalling, also she was made,daughter of rich parents, both working in entertainment. The message is right, but i find the fact that people listen to a little girl, instead of scientists, just laughable. The facts aren't new. That it took a little girl for marketing to get it attention, just speaks volumes about how dumb people have become.
Jose Ward
> Confusing doing things with being a puppet for people to do things
Bitch didn't do shit. Her parents might be some grade A trolls but not this waste of stem cells
you're so very brave . are u scared of tay or someting?
Cameron Russell
She's had the same honor as Lord Hitler.
Colton James
do what i asked u 2 do and what we agreed on . pls bother her. dont bother me . me and u are friends. shes been the enemy of the things you and i both want.
hdydrataki
Luke Cook
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Joseph Davis
Considering she's done jack all for actual change and was just a tool of the liberal media for a hot second before being quickly discarded. What is it I'm supposed to be competing against again? I generate revenue and value for society and don't suck up social services funding other than using the roads I've paid for. I ain't gotta do shit more than that.
y would u ever compare urself 2 anyone else ? live the life you want to live regardless of what anyone else has done and you cant go wrong
Owen Cook
i want that 2 buddy. mean girls need 2 learn 2 share
Luis Rodriguez
greta doesn't trigger me
the assholes running the fucking government who give her two seconds of their time trigger me
fuck the politicians
fuck every single one of them
and greta, hurry up and turn 18 so we can strip you down for an episode of backroom casting coach
Nicholas King
>Manage to TRIGGER millions of boomers and white trash incels
keep telling yourself that
Aaron Walker
I sift through other people's trash every night. If that's not even 0.000000001% as ACCOMPLISHING as anything Greta Thunberg has done so far, then I don't know what is.
Anthony Russell
I brought a post back to page 1 from page 9 last night.
Then I jacked off to an animated fictional character.
i helped get moot become Time's person of the year 11 years ago
Aaron Harris
- Be Greta Thunberg™ - Gets hired for propaganda by solar panel and electric car investors. - Scare children to suicide with no future climate apocalypse. - Be person of the year just like Hitler and Stalin was.
see what happens when i try to be nice? its your turn .
Samuel Davis
SO over it
Dylan Nguyen
she is a product
Luke Wilson
I polute less than her
Easton Nguyen
50% of this page want to fuck her
John Rogers
other 50% wanna watch
Christopher Jackson
She is a CRISIS ACTOR paid by the elite to create social awareness movements. The goal is simply for the elite to promote climate change scares and get money.
And since she's A FUCKING ACTOR, I've actually done more with my life. You're literally watching an actor and saying "tom cruise is actually an agent that did all that stuff". As for me my accomplishments are my own, including this response.
And the 100% of people she turns on of this site dont know why she puts them horny xD
Liam Hill
75%
Logan Thomas
I want to make her mad by eating a steak in front of her and tease her about how much farmland, water and chemicals were needed to grow the meat. I want to watch her little Swedish eyes getting teary as I explain to her that no matter how much she protests, the TecnoCapital will always win, and i want to watch her lips tremble with anger when I explain that industrialization is vital for the TecnoCapital to reach the Stars. I want to see her break down in tears when she realizes that the TecnoCapital will abolish Mankind if necessary for the survival of itself. I want to approach her and comfort her, telling her that her movement is a farce and her voice is used. I want to watch her right in those little Swedish eyes and tell her I love her, despite her being a reactionary. I want to kiss her watching her surprised look. I want to slowly undress her little Swedish body. I want to caress her virginal white skin. I want to kiss her neck and smell her auburn braids. As i undress too, I want her breating to go heavy. I want her to gasp when she sees my throbbing cock, and I want her to reach for it. I want her to frow when she smells the crude oil I smeared all over it. I want her to protest as I stick it in her angry Swedish throat. I want her to hate and love every thrust. I want her to gag as i fuck her face. I want to cum while going all in, choking her with my dirty cock. I wouldn't give her a single moment, as I want to rip her panties and penetrate her virgin pussy. I want her to feel loved, humiliated, used, and polluted. I want her to feel pain as I rip her hymen, and I want her to feel pleasure as I touch her aroused clit. I want her to moan, to cry and to beg me to not stop. I want to hear her orgasm and I want to cum all over her little body. I want her to lick clean my cock from all the oil and sperm. I want her to say she wants to get polluted again and again and again.
Gavin Edwards
Babies first bait?
Christian Jenkins
Greta has to be a great cocksucker considering she is autist
Nicholas Rogers
Considering she hasn’t done anything of actual value, and has just read from scripted speeches and yelled at people and then hing out in her parents yacht eating snacks from single use plastics, I’d say most of my accomplishments are significantly if more value than hers
greta here. which pornstar(s) would you most like to see me on film with?
Austin Robinson
Whatever
Carter Russell
I'm not autistic
Nathaniel Turner
Lmaoooo what accomplishment? She is an autistic kid who was put on stage because her rich parents sucked dick to get where they are. All she had to do was be born and barf up cnn headlines.
Kevin Roberts
I work as an accountant
Levi Kelly
triggering people doesn't mean a damn thing, being on the cover of times means even less.
People like you are generic know nothing sheep of the world who've been controlled by the weather for thousands of years. You've never been more comfortable than you are when you're on your knees obeying.
Ryder James
im what most leftists would consider radically conservative. 99.9% of the people i know and spend time with are conservative and not a single person i know is concerned with what this child has to say. you are fighting a boogyman that doesnt exist.
Jacob Peterson
yikes, you're a pedo
Julian Carter
the lefts hero, an autistic child. makes perfect sense.
John Bennett
I've made a part for the Curiosity rover that's on Mars. IMO that's more of an accomplishment than triggering people that don't know how to think for themselves and the benefit of this planet.
While thats obviously fake, these are the same red socks shes using in that other pic. I wonder how many pair of socks she has and how regularly she washes them, haha.
>You've got 5 seconds, 5 fucking seconds to tell me one single thing you've done in your entire life that's even 1/10th of 1% as ACCOMPLISHING as her on any given day. Be better looking and not autistic. I'm not peaking at 16
Easton Jones
She's 17 you fucking retard. That's old enough to fuck
Wyatt Butler
Graduated from high school.
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Cameron Turner
got my name in a paper that helps eye patients, making sure their eyes heal better after surgery.
Chase Reyes
fuck off nigger neurofag
Robert Lee
Greta will organize an another climate strike in Brussels on friday. Everyone telling her to not gather people because of coronavirus.
When she turns 18 this Page is going to be filled with threads fapping to her
Jaxon Diaz
That doesn't even make any sense retard. Greta is not cute. I can't wait for her to release her onlyfans
Jonathan Jackson
Greta loves the coronavirus though, she wants depopulation and regression to the stone age
Evan Kelly
I wanna see her get BLACKED
Joseph Lee
I unfortunately have not done anything as monumental as Greta #respect. However, I try my best at the moment.
Jayden Cox
I saved the lives of several people. Doesn't matter though. Even going through high school is enough to have done something more constructive than Greta.
tbf I like that, but only because my home town has a big rivalry with Bristol, they're a bunch of tree hugging cucks
Gavin Powell
Sad world we live in. Some little dude brings all the boys to the yard.
Asher Bennett
I think she's a great rolemodel for little girls. It warms my heart to see little girls picking up thrash and telling their parents to mind the environment.
But achievements? Nah. She made a lot of noise and got a lot of people overexcited. She hasnt yet transfered that into any kind of meaningful achievement.
Example: In her homecountry, sweden, the only real result of the so called "Greta fever" is a new tax on plastic bags. Its expected to actually cause harm rather than good to the environment. Nothing meaningful has happened for the environment as a result of Greta.
Meanwhile, Greta remains uneducated. She doesnt have any skills other than her rapidly fading fame. I guess if she hurries up about it she can have a limited career as a mascot for some political party. But thats all. After that, she's out in the cold. Homeless in the street or reliant on her parents for everything.
>she's a half mongrel >she manage to trigger million of drumpf supporters >she won many hearts and d*icks
How does she do it bros? Honestly,i dont find mongrels appealing,but she's so pure and normal that ..i dont know...lets suppose that i find her naked on the beach like in the movie Ariel..the story would be a lot darker
Jeremiah Green
I managed to not be retarded. I also built a shitty sandcastle on the beach when I was 6. That’s two things.
she is the kid fatso leftist blimps push through sro aisles of buses & trains to make way for their bloated selves you lefties have zero public support unless you have some helpless fragile minority or kid to play on public guilt,u cucks & paid lefty internet jackals
Why doesn't she undisputedly fuck off to Asia and tell the biggest polluters on the planet to knock that shit off? Oh that's right, they rightly would ignore her retarded bullshit. No! How dare you Greta!!!
*Anyone* in front of a camera is an actor/actress, mang!
John Mitchell
poor guy, you're too deep in plato's cave
Eli Robinson
hilarious that you know absolutely nothing about me and have made several incorrect assumptions posing as a retarded keyboard warrior on an anonymous image board
Because you're a retarded faggot who cares about what the opinions of children are Oh man you guys are so far lost, it's actually sad to see how stupid my possible neighbors can be, but uplifting in the sense of, wow I could not ever be a fraction of how fucking stupid you are lol
Easton Garcia
>Soph I thought we could have a relative nice evening here on Yea Forums. But no, you had to ruin it all. Here's some facts:
>Sophia's first video was posted on December 23, 2015. A video posted on February 1, 2016 highlighted the Fine Brothers React World controversy. Almost a month later, on March 10, she received attention from Pyrocynical on Reddit when one of her videos was a top post. Pyrocynical would then mention her in his own video which later on made LtCorbis one of the most well-known commentators in the commentary community.
>In April 2019, Russian YouTuber by the name of NFKRZ posted on Twitter screenshots from Soph's Discord of her making Islamophobic remarks calling for the "mass genocide of muslims".[4]She then said on a livestream that she was not genocidal but hated Islam in general.
>In May 2019, local Bay Area news station KRON4 reported that Soph had been subject to two separate police investigations due to the content of the videos uploaded to her YouTube page. This content included threats against Susan Wojcicki.[5]
>"Susan, I've known your address since last summer", Soph said, directly addressing YouTube CEO Susan Wojcicki. "I've got a Luger and a mitochondrial disease. I don't care if I live. Why should I care if you live or your children? I just called an Uber. You've got about seven minutes to draft up a will. I'm coming for you, and it ain't gonna be pretty."
Also, the more I learn about "Soph", the more I can respect Naomi Seibt. Yeah, she's backed by half-nazis and The Heartland Institute. But she isn't "Soph".
How is being exploited by wealthy adults getting thrust into the spotlight to scream and cry as their political attack dog where they fully expect you to be abused a life accomplishment?
Could you please pull out the Soph-card earlier in the next thread? Then we can decide if it's wrong per se that a teen speaks out or if it wrong *what* the teen says, ok?
>quote never-read books Ok...
Justin Lopez
look satan i appreciate English might not be your first language but speaking out loud and then typing it is not the answer
>exploited All this for what? Selling a book but in the meantime turning down sponsorships?
>late night television film Oooh! Spoopy!
Jaxson Phillips
Not be a globohomo pawn who has yelled at world leaders to not pollute, yet offered no solutions all the while not addressing the countries/regions that pollute the most like China, India, East and Central Africa, Central America.
I woke up and took a shit and I fed my cat. I would say that’s 300% more than this crying bullshit of a potato head has done her entire life she hasn’t changed anything. We have been aware of all the environmental problems since 1800s Nobody Cares
Literally not of this is an achievement. Anyone who is a part of industrial society is a part of the problem of climate change. If you are in denial of that kill yourself because you are clueless.
Jaxson Rodriguez
none*
Xavier Williams
And graduated with higest grades in 14 of 17 cases.
>tfw I love Bernie now Chad Bernie and Stacy Greta!
>300% And I am 1488% vitare än du.
>offered no solutions So you can't say that something is a problem unless you present a (perfect) solution.
Jordan Cruz
Give the girl some credit she is Swedish after all its not exactly a brilliant starting point
Since we already are considered to be a bunch of globohomo marxist jew communist nazi faggots just because we don't want to die because of climate-related shit happen, why not pick a Laibach song to be our anthem?
This is honestly painful and so senseless. Theres billions of blacks, indians and muslims, theres no helping them by taking them to those tiny countries.
>Shes so small and awkward, I'm sure I wouldn't be able to get closer to her and it hurts. >imgur.com/a/YTZD776 Adorkable!
>antisemitism
Charles Gomez
You might misunderstand me. If it were her parents, I would not give a fuck. They are rather evil. However, Greta is just a teenager. She just does what she thinks is right. Making fun of her appearance or mannerisms, most of which are caused by birth defects, is childish. I do not give a single fuck about your validation of me. Laugh all you want, but it doesn't make you cool.
She's quoting the experts, retard. She claims that she has spent thousand of hours of reading climate reports. And she's willing to discuss them with anyone who has good faith.
This isn't Breitbart or some Facebook feed, remember that intelligent white people might show up here.
Brandon Myers
that is actually quite tricky the mod/algorithm wont even allow a post of her insta
I don't care whether or not Greta lacks empathy due to her autism. Shouldn't you strive to be a good person, since you have the capability of feeling empathy?
Jayden Robinson
She has Asperger syndrome her understanding is not exactly nuanced
I didnt ride a airplane so I polluted thousands of pounds of carbon dioxide less than her.
Nicholas Barnes
This thread should now be a diesel truck thread.
Ian Bennett
i already tried
Bentley Adams
>nigger "remote viewing" someone on Yea Forums user. It's ok to be a nigger. Greta wants to save all the niggers in the world. And I wants to save all the niggers in the world. But please, don't pretend that you know things you can't know.
I honestly don’t give 2 shits what anyone under 25 says or believes, your brains haven’t fully developed to even possibly understand consequences of actions. So this dingbat from an all white country that uses off shore drilling to fund its free health care for a population of 15% compared to US. Basically she know shit about shit and ain’t gonna fix shit
Since she is also a potato.....this world makes people who are “touched” in the head ....to feel like their disability or disabilities are superpowers. I see what she stands for but ......I’ve seen and heard of her too much and no longer give a shit.
Did I “touch” a nerve or “trigger” you? I’m sure you’re a potato too and your emotional stability is highly in question .....did your mom give you your meds today? have a good day fucktard!!
Michael Walker
none of the above. you simply said something logically incongruent on a public forum.
She literally spews shit we've known for 20+ years. She's the more retarded version(literally) of Al Gore. Only reason she gets attention is because she's retarded and a young girl. "OH MY GOD SHE'S SO BRAVE". She also takes a boat everywhere which impacts the environment more. Imagine if the 200 people on an airplane all used boats. Millions of more boats in the ocean. Fucking retarded cunt fuck.
Asher Allen
nothing is "cringe" about facts
at least she is presenting you with facts, instead of childish personal opinions
Yes, the coal industry is bad. Using cleaner energy will save the earth in the long run. No fucking shit. Everybody who isn't a retard knows that already. Want a fact? I already gave you it. Nobody would care about her if she wasn't a retarded young girl. It's great she's able to process facts like using cleaner energy = less polluted earth. Give her a gold fucking star on a chart and not the cover of TIME. Europe was better under Nazi Rule. Now we have retarded 15 year olds as A-list celebrities.
Julian Cruz
imagine if u typed as much computer code as u do hyperbole, you'd surely be a billionaire by now.
There is no such thing as pollution, it is a democrat hoax.
Nathaniel Richardson
Willkommen zum Musikabend der Albrecht-Dürer-Grundschule-Wuppertal. Wir möchten Sie auf den Köftestand im Eingangsbereich aufmerksam machen, um unsere Reisekasse für die Klassenfahrt nach Istanbul aufzubessern. Mashallah zahlt ihr alle etwas mehr und kommt ins Paradies. Wer nicht zahlt, wird gesteinigt.
Man and Woman in the Garden …14The name of the third river is Hiddekel; it runs along the east side of Assyria. And the fourth river is the Euphrates. 15Then the LORD God took the man and placed him in the Garden of Eden to cultivate and keep it.
Zachary Collins
>its >prividlege
Jason Campbell
No, a Divine comedy.
John Gomez
but you have to clock in if u want to be paid for ur work
Jonathan Perez
>Times person of the year The fags in the media over hype this shill The poll for person of the year was won by the hong kong protesters. Niggas don't care about democracy, only about how to change society in the west in meaningless ways only for the sake of change, because they cant have these easy protest like the boomers against apartheid. Ksy OP.
Elijah Moore
why are u stalled out . dont u wanna continue learning from infographs?