To straight male anons, if you were offered $30...

I'll do it for free if there'll be more men, bigger dicks, bareback DP and at least 2 hours of fucking.

no, i would not. i am ok dying knowing i was never mounted by a male.

Thats a 2 year salery for me so defenetly YES!

Im going to lube myself up and pencil dive into your anus

Do you think I'm whore? Fuck you.

I take it for free, message me at seven five seven 372 seven one seven one. I'm for real miss jackson

Yes, and I'd repeat as often as I could get paid

you wouldn't do it for a trillion dollars? don't be stupid

Hell yeah I would. Anyone who says otherwise is a liar.

That's kinda gay

yep, especially for that money, i'd do it for less tbh, i get one life that i know of, don't see why i should deprive myself of what might be a pleasurable experience

I wanna be gangraped by BBC niggas for free

>>STD free gay man

But is he corona free gay man that is the question

Yea probably

if he's decent lookin, most likely
if he's fine, yes

Im intro traps, not gay sex, but it's ok for that money, maybe for free but if he's fit and/or cute, then again leading into traps, not muscular masculine man

Yes :^] if he is not too rough

All these sweet innocent straight boys not realizing just how addictive cock is.
I'm not kidding either. Cum is literally drugged to keep the bottom returning for more. Once you get creamed pussy is never going to quite satisfy the urge again.

looking forward to male on male sex, no homo btw, any other pleasures you can share, user?

not for a quadrillion

kys faggot.

Yeah absolutely
What kind of question is that
I’d do it even for 100$
I’d do it even if it wasn’t a secret
I’d do it even if he had a monster cock (as long as it wouldn’t permanently damage my body)

Yeah, even if you're straight try playing with butt toys while you fap. It's a coin toss whether you like it or not. If you do stuffing your hole while stroking is going to blow just plain jerking it out the water. Butt pleasure also gets a lot better as your brain learns how to tune into what you're feeling in various parts in there. A lot of those inner parts have been completely ignored your whole life. Prostate only orgasms take a lot of time and devotion to learn because of this.

Also plugs are good for driving yourself up the wall with horny before fapping. They're also good for using on girls if you've got a gf.

I take it you're gay and upset I warned the straight boys.

I was instead offered a bunch of famous pussy and pornstars at a party once, stayed there for two weeks prior and was taking some pills but the fucker injected me heroin when I slept and I still have withdrawals

Oh and also the over the counter lubes are damaging to your insides. It's not a matter of if but how long it takes till they start causing problems. Buy some unrefined organic coconut oil instead. As a bonus it's vastly cheaper than the damaging lubes are by price/uses ratio.

yeah, I've put only pens up my asshole lol, could not have a plug in my house unfortunately, but I definitely get your point, sucked my cock some times, I still have a lot to learn... so any tips to pleasure yourself without sex toys?... also searching Google but I trust you more for experience

..... Don't care about the money but I'm drunk and depressed

Just turned 18 and I'm drunk so
So I'm gonna take my anal Virginity for you guys c:

Any suggestions would be nice, I'm sorry I'm fat and my ass is terrible :c
I only have this blue toy but I do have a slightly bigger bottle I could try and take maybe?

Lol idk I've never done anal before

Unfortunately I am a boy so sorry :c

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If really really hurt :c way more than I thought it would but I don't want to stop

I'll post a pic of the other thing I have but I won't post anything else
Just wanted to share that I'm useless and I took my anal Virginity for people on the internet lol

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b safe

This is the other thing I'm gonna spend my night trying to force myself on no matter how bad it hurts lol

Well , goodnight Yea Forums hope you sleep well!

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From personal experience Id rank the options dick>dildos/other toys>improvised toys>fingers
Fingers also have the downside of fingernails which irritate your insides even when super short. If you're going to use them though try pressing towards the front feeling around for the prostate. If that's not doing anything for you then there's always just putting enough so your hole feels stretched while you jerk it. Sadly your experience is going to be pretty lack luster till you hit the dildo level of that list. It's a large gap between there and the improvised stuff.

Asside from that pay attention to pain. Contrary to popular belief anal should never hurt not even your first time. Pain means you're damaging something and there's no reason for that when you could work your way up to outright fisting without damage if you do it right. When you push the limits on stretching your body will let you know when it's about to hurt if you're paying attention. Also don't forget the warmup stretching each time.

for 30k ehh sure as long as i can lay there and do nothing for 15 minutes

No amount of money or anything
And it's not just Because It's gay
Dignity is priceless

No u
Have dignity faggot

There's always a price for being sinful faggot

message me at seven five seven 372 seven one seven one

message me at seven five seven 372 seven one seven one

No but i got some self respect

100%

I think I get it better now, thanks I'm gonna try it again one of these days, cool tips bro

Nope. Not for any amount of money.

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Your 9-5 job already took that away and it paid far less per hour

Still no. The money is tempting, but I am no whore. I do not want to be a degenerate faggot, no matter what. Also, pretty sure it’s a kike posting this. I am firm in my sexuality, and you will not sway me. Nice try though.

Kek

easy question: yes. you obviously look at it as sexual and erotic because you are a giant faggot, but I would see it as any kind of physical challenge, no different that walking over coals for 30k, or taking a beating for 30k. Letting a guy fuck my ass for 30k wouldn't convert me to homosexuality - it would just get me 30k.

Not me. I hate gays. I can’t even stand the thought. You literally couldn’t pay me enough to take it in the ass.

Faggot.

As a straight guy very curious about butt sex, for 30k I'd let a guy fuck me for 2h and cum in my ass multiple time. I'd even perform a2m on him.
It's easy money without the drawbacks of STD. An I'd be the only one to know I'm a faggot.

I'd do it for free

#nohomo

Obviously. I would even enjoy it.

I'd give for 30k

lol... so many fragile egos in here.

I have all the money I need. So not for money, just something I've always wanted to try.

No b/c my dignity is worth more than 30K. If I were to do it I’d do it on my own volition out of principle. oH sHiT i GaY soN

Im going to double fist your ass weather you like it or not then im going to penetrate you with my head and once ive squeezed my shoulders in im going to slither up your ass

I busted my ass for a lot less

Not worth of it.

I’m a Bi guy looking to have my first time with a guy. I feel pretty comfortable with sucking cock but I don’t know if I’m down for anal. Seems kinda nasty, imo.

Linus is doing gay porn now? Does he pitch his water bottle crap from LTT store dot com?

Absolutely

Fuck yes.

Damn right I would!