Secrets Thread

I am into zoo and do not know what to do to stop it

What the actual fuck

How did this start? Did a dog rape you as a kid?

On?

I like the benefits, feeling more alert ect and it is my goal that my next nut will be in a females mouth

I was just a super horny teen and happened to stumble across some porn of it as a kid, and it never really crossed my mind to try and do aanything until one day I was experimenting with playing with my ass and he came over and starting licking me. I pushed him off but eventually gave in and let him lick aand mount me. I have been into it ever since.

Meth

Noice. But careful with that. You might cum in like a second.

What? If you saw a decent looking homeless woman carrying a shopping cart of cans you wouldn’t fuck her?

M or F?

>871970(You)
>M or F?
M but I am bi so at the time I was just experimenting with what I liked.

Me (m) and my little cousin (f) who is 6 years younger than me, regularly fool around when we get a little too drunk to do coke or Molly together.

Her boobs are smaller than my gf but I love how they perky are so much

You sound like an NNN veteran

I’m single. But the thought of having a gf and her cheating on me gives me this awful feeling in the pit of my stomach. More so than what I think is normal. But also, the thought of fucking married women or cheating on my gf makes me rock hard. What does this mean??

You’re a very insecure person so you seek security by damaging others with the very thing that makes you feel insecure. Psychology 101 anonfag

That you like some kinks and dislike others. Nothing, basically.

Tell your gf so you can have a 3sum

Dude you are like the only one. Never in my life would I put my dick in the nastiest hole on earth.

Do you want lice you fuckhead?

I scratched my friend’s copy of halo
2 against his fireplace during a sleepover because he camped the rocket launcher spawned for an entire match

His parents didn’t buy him another

They constantly hit on each other and the idea of an Alabama 3 ways has come up but it would require a camping trip or something to really break into the mold.

>lice
Tf? It isn't 1914

He knows it was you

Made lots of slideshows of leaked nude celebs and some amateurs, get my wife to jerk me off to them, i put perv msgs at the start about how her tits are going to make you cum loads. She thinks I have downloaded them from a website

Trips of truth

I fucked Sabreena Brar, the sister of Karen Brar who is an actor on Jessie from the Disney channel. She a freak. I used to have some nudes but my dumbass deleted them.

Which are your faves? I really like Massie Williams tits in her goth outfit

I crossdress frequently and wish I was a woman. I like sharing my pics on kik and grindr with people. My gf doesn't know

>Massie Williams tits
Not enough pics to make a slideshow of her, also not sure her pics are legit. Shes jerked me a lot to the JLaw ones mainly because she likes seeing them herself, she says she likes that it annoyed her so much that they got leaked. I also made one with a few amateurs but included some pics of a girl i chat to who sent me her tits, something hot about my wife jerking me to someone i knows tits

Test

I saw a video of a woman ~50 giving a blowjob to a kid ~9 by accident on a discord server a while ago. Left the server. But seeing that video made me horny af

In my senior year of highschool I lost my virginity to my best female friend at the time and she does not know/remember it. She was the hot redhead at school, the only reason we were good friends was because we bacame good friends in middle school. She was at a party and was super drunk/possibly on drugs and I was playing vidya at home. She drunk calls me to pick her up, cause her she wants to see her dog. So I go and pick her up, drive her home she was absolutely wrecked. Starts touching me on the drive giggling and such. She lived on some back roads so I pulled off to the side, things happen real fast next thing I know my dick is in her pussy it was absolutely amazing. Came inside her, used a blanket to clean my cum out her pussy best I can, she did not make it easy. Anyway she passes out in the backseat. I redress her and being a rational person take a selfie of me in the front seat and her in the back for later. go and put her on her bed, and leave. Her parents were out of town, its why she could sneak out to the party. Next day she texts me apologizing for drunk calling her says she doesnt rember most of the night. I say "yea haha you wanted me to drive you home to see your dog." Send her the pick of her passed out in the back of my car. She has an abortion a few months later... she has no idea, and can never know. She thinks it was some guy at the party. That is my secret.

My fiancé and I broke up for two weeks last year, and I only came back to him because I made him get me two bags of dope. I sniffed those two bags at 12am and I OD’d and died. He said I was just like leaning back in my chair with my eyes closed for a minute or two before he realized I wasn’t just nodding out. I had nasal narcan in my purse which he knew and he used it on me, called 911 and gave me CPR until the EMTs got there (I guess within the same minute as the cops.) The EMTs shot me with narcan 6 more times while my breath got so shallow, my heart stopped beating and I had no pulse for about 2 minutes. They tried CPR and chess compressions for like a minute and then they put electric paddles on my chest and zapped me two times. I didn’t come back to consciousness until I was off the ground and in the ambulance. I threw up on the floor of it... They were all so... happy that they I made it. Because see when you OD and they narcan you, it’s essentially like the opiates are sitting in these chairs (which are the opiate receptors in the brain) and the narcan temporarily rips them out of the chairs which brings you back, but it can run out before the opiates deplete and you can OD again. I didn’t even know I died. There is NOTHING after this. It was dark, no state of consciousness in the mind, no dream, it was like I was asleep and being awoken by jolting up like being grabbed my shoulders and shaken really hard.

I died in June but didn’t stop until November. I’m happier now.

I’ve fapped to those so many times that they don’t turn me on anymore lmao. But man when they first got leaked it was amazing.

I have a fetish for asian women, I have fucked two different Vietnamese girls with the same first and last name in the same day, one of them was my gf. It has become a problem. All i jack off to is asian women.

Damn bro... just damn

proper secret

>well ..ok
this boy is me

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i also like Lake Bells and Alison Brie's. Another one ive made is helen skelton topless sunbathing, starts off with some normal sexy pics of her than her vid. Blow my load every time, its so pervy that my girls jerking me to a hidden cam video on a beach

How do you view webm on iPhone?

>How do you view webm on iPhone
twojememy.pl/polegly-bohater/

Pic I took a while back

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Thanks user! And damn that dude got swerved

I fucked my cousin during a sleepover

that me user
i got over it the same day
my stupid cousin took the video years ago and now it's all over the internet lol
also i dated a celebrity after that no JK

You do any meetings? I've been there many times.

You seen Alex Jones nudes?

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Who hasn’t

Damn that sucks she did that lol. Who’d you date?

oh yeah, made a slideshow of her, love her tits! Wish there were more tho esp with her face showing

Yep, I'm definitely gonna be hitting one tomorrow

It means that you are a piece of shit

I once saw a fat fuck...like 400lbs getting head like what appears to be like 8 years old girl, then he proceeds to insert his dick in her.. I have a nightmares once I see a fat old dude since that clip

I live in a dense area. My back door neighbor has a lot of guests and most are female/ middle aged.

I discovered I have a kink for flashing my dick at them. I get a towel and pretend to be drying my hair with it so they see my body as they pass my window. I get a really nice high from it. Not as good at the first time I did it thought. I could literally feel my heart pumping when they pass by. I love it.

Got a mega of your slideshows?

at closing hours i found a girl in the restaurant bathroom in a locked stall, i have a key. I run the whole place. I opened it and she was surprised, she jolted heavily when she saw me, she had porn open, her face looked like she had cried and was slapped around.

I stood at the doorway and asked her what the fuck was wrong, she alternated between crying and laughing, saying incoherent shit like "my friend was there crossing the street" and shit like that.

I got rock hard because she was a petite solid 8/10 in full club girl attire. and she was obviously very, very, very fucking high on something, some substance.

She pushed me out of the way, but for some reason because she had been sitting for so long when she stood up she god dizzy and fell to the ground, here's the weird part, on the ground she starts grinding her pussy and rubbing it hard and moaning, I basically ran to my office, got a condom ran to the main door, made sure it's locked, ran back to the bathroom put the condom on and fucked the ever loving shit out of her for like 8 minutes before busting, washed my dick, got another condom and fucked her again about 10 minutes later for another 10 minutes, then came again, got a third condom and went back she was literally shoving her fucking SHOE into her mouth and licking it, she had ultimately lost it.

I got into a strange mood, started fucking her doggystyle but I got violent with her, I started slapping her around and pulling and yanking her hair hard, choked her, pinched her, bit her so hard she had marks on both shoulders, she just clenched her pussy and kept moaning.

My dick is kinda big so I'm pretty sure i punched her cervix hard a few times, overall a very rough lay, finally I gave her enough alcohol (forced) to drop en elephant, carried her to a car and drove her to a country shed that I own. she lasted 5 weeks before killing herself.

Damn I was believing it until that last part you anonfag

sorry i dont, never thought about it tbh

It was unbeliable already since the fourth paragraph, at least.

My cousin tried to kill me when I was four but it turned out fine.

I used to work security in a hotel chain that sometimes had middle schoolers stay during summer as a camp. My job was to check doors to see if they were locked and make sure shit functioned, bullshit like that.

The buildings near the pool had communal bathrooms on each floor. Like stalls for showers and all that. The rooms were more like dorms. Anyways one day I noticed the men’s bathroom had pepper over it and relabeled “girls.” I was not informed of this and took it down and continued with my shift. The next day the I go back during my shift and see the same thing with a different paper. And this time there is a lot of movement inside the restrooms and I hear girls. A lot of them. Turns out a middle school camp of cheerleaders had just used the pool and were showering. But I didn’t see a camp leader. I was shaking with nervousness as I got an idea.

I went to the end of the hall, got out of view and wait. And waited. And waited. Until girls left the showers to their rooms. Now the door to the showers was translucent. And you can see movement inside but it’s not clear as to see lines and shapes. I went back to check when I thought there was at least one straggler there. I was right. One teen showering alone. I went in and pretended to use the toilet. Flushed and all that. But as the water for the hand faucet was running I super quietly went to the shower stall, grabbed the girls clothes and moved it to the other side of the restroom. My idea was to wait outside as she showered until she finished. Then barge in as I saw movement of her walking to get her clothes. I’d say, “hey I’m security, this is the men’s bathroom you can’t be here, I don’t care that you’re naked, “ yada yada. . And it worked!

Except she was wearing HER FUCKING SWIMSUIT. I walked in and I didn’t see her naked :/

But I got such a hard on as she got scared from my authority and got scared I was going to report her for being in the men’s

I should’ve raped her

>had to match
these kinds of fuckers ruin parties.

These threads always make me cum buckets

Mate comes round to the house most weekends to fap over my wife and her nudes.

Post them

...

kik me

kik - gonkg

One thing is for sure... there is nothing after this life. All the bullshit about an afterlife is just fairy tale nonsensical Trumpian hoax gaga.

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At least you’re getting some pussy

I messaged you

I take advantage of my ex wife's obsession with me to fuck her whenever I need quick nut or a confidence boost. She'll drive 30minute round trip in the middle of the night for the chance.

I haven't nutted. Ever.

Kik chelseavdub if interested

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I paid $300 to have sex with 80s pornstar Bunny Bleu. She was doing the escort circuit like ten years ago. Always had a thing for her.
It wasn't that good. Chick is fat now. And her fake tit job looks like it's falling apart.
Still, I get to say I fucked a pornstar lol.

I love jerking off while smelling my daughter's socks

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Why not?

No, you get to say you paid to fuck a fat ex-pornstar who is now a whore. Basically, you paid to fuck a whore.

He's married. Over twice my age. Paki.

And he was up in my guts all night.

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Ich liebe eine Webcam Datstellerin

Isn't it just a placebo tho? Wouldn't the same thing happen with your blood, saliva, piss, or sweat? Doesn't make sense at all. Wasn't semen retention proven to not do anything or even really be real? If you wanted to "benefits" wouldn't it be better to drink cum?

i can't prove that it works from a science standpoint but there almost definitely is a "desensitisation" taking place when porn is viewed regularly.
as an example when someone drinks alcohol regularly their GABA receptors downregulate as a response and absinence causes upregulation making the person more sensitive to alcohol and it's effects. i think alot of the benefits that come from nofap work in a similar way to this but with different neurotransmitters.

Bump

I got fucked by an older man in front of a bunch of half naked to fully nude girls when I was in college because they didn't believe me when I said I was bi

Found another overposted b-girls fb, told OP i would post a collage with her fb (without giving a way her name/identity - not trying to expose).
OP wants me not to, so no one else will know she can be found.
Told him to get me some OC in exchange then ... 2 weeks ago, still havnt got it for me ... am a bit annoyed he didnt get it to me yet. Not sure how long time he should have to produce it, before i can post the collage (still not giving away her identity of cause).

I fantasise about girls who are too young for me..

Came in my little sister whenever she stayed at my apartment because she got way too drunk with friends during middle and high school.

Details please

who lets there teen drink and fuck... parents these days... kek

When my little sister was in middle and high school, she had a friend who lived pretty close to my apartment that she would hang out with and drink with all the time. It wasn't unusual for my sister to spend the night at my place if she stayed over at her place too late instead of biking all the way home. One night her friend called and asked if I could pick her up because she didn't trust she would make it to my place on her own. I was pretty pent up, so I decided to take a shot and started making out with her, groping her, and she reciprocated. Took things to my bed, she passed out halfway through, I blew my load inside of her and took some pictures. Told her in the morning she got in my bed naked and one thing led to another. Figured that'd probably be the end of her drinking with her friend or staying at my place, but she was at it again the next week, only that time she made the move on me.

Knocked up a small time cosplayer at a convention.

so u created a 2nd season...or was it cancelled... kek

About ten years ago I traveled with my GF for beach wedding. She was the maid of honor. We all stayed together in a beach house. One night, everyone got smashed drunk and passed out. Except for me and the bride. I fucked her two nights before her wedding with her fiancee passed out upstairs. Still remember that nice bride ass.

I collect dox on people who share illegal secrets, if they leave a trail, for an intelligence agency. None of the obvious ones, they look for clients to hide secrets for in exchange for a monthly fee. If its deemed worthy, they'll wipe the trail untracked if no ones already watching, but store the data in a server room disconnected from the rest of the world for blackmail purposes and will call from your Mothers phone to make you seem cookoo if you go against them.

We're watching.

dubs confirm..

>None of the obvious ones, they look for clients to hide secrets for in exchange for a monthly fee
what?

Prove it, Call me from my mothers phone

I never liked AA because i felt like constantly talking about your problem is a great way to have it always present in your mind. It just made me miserable. I quit drinking with Alan carr's book after ten years as an alcoholic. He's got one for smoking too, (nicotine) but his approach could probably work for meth, too. Good luck, just know that beating addiction is the best feeling, and you feel it every day.

dub on dub violence.. cant we all just get along..

I fap to 5-min crafts girls.
> Especially pic related

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Ass?

Double confirm

picked up little sis-in-law from a night out a few years back
she was pretty messed up
turns out she was rolling hard on x
she was super horny
it was a memorable time

I have an ex gf who has fallen on hard times. I think she's addicted to opioids but not sure. I'm married now but about once a month I hook up with the ex gf for only a blow job and I give her money. She sucks cock a lot better than my wife does, plus she eats ass which I love. I don't feel guilty. It's a win/win.

I didn't look away when my drunk housemate was in the suite butt naked on Saturday. I now know that he doesn't shave his asshole, and he probably isn't Jewish.

I used to work on a movie set in Pakistan where the actress would get used daily.

Pic very related

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By whom? And how?

[M]
I lost my virginity to my cousin when I was 7 and spend most of primary and middle school sucking his dick and him sucking me off

AMA

. used to run around with an old veterinarian who used the clinic to ship in Ketamine from China, the guy would forge vet licenses and sell them off and give them lists of distributers, layouts for websites to seem like a legit business with official email addresses, basics on using prepaid cards, and examples of how to request orders. If everything seemed right they would ship it out no questions asked. The guy got robbed of around $10k of product one day during a deal, hires the killing of the guy, and then ran off to Europe or South America without paying the hitman the $50k he owed him. Crazy dude, used to patch up gang members as well, shootings always made the news when he disappeared and people got scared thinking crime was rising, but it was bout the same more people just showed up at the hospitals instead of his haven.

Also used to know this Satanic chick who worked in a Morgue, she collected dicks off dudes that didnt get the formaldehyde treatment or take a bunch of drugs or have diseases before cremation. First time she brought one to a animal sacrifice I just assumed it was an animal dick, caught her eatting one after crashing at her pad one day, then when I found out where she worked I connected the pieces and she disappeared when I finally asked. I imagine she'll take mine too if I die in this town...

The guys on set. Lots of blowjobs and handies

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That's very hot. Pakistani girls are very sheltered. Did she do it willingly or was she forced/coerced?

Did she enjoy it? No ass?

It was forced in the sense that it was for the part in the movie. Like the Harvey weinstein shit but with less regard for secrecy
As far as I know, she did not enjoy it. And idk about the ass either

I lived in that part of the world for a long time and fucked girls from Pakistan, India and Iran. Indian girls are pretty easy, but not the Pakistani and Iranian girls. But once you finally get them in bed, they really let loose and seem to love cock.

The only reason I ask my wife for nudes is so I can send them to my friends.

hot

I still fantasize about the details my ex told me of her getting sexually assaulted while I jerk off

Whats with Indian girls and not shaving their snatch? Do they just assume they'll never get any, or does that part of the world just come with different grooming habits?

Fucked 2 or 3 that crashed my party and wouldn't leave cause they didn't have a hotel room and just decided to fly into the city without cash on hand, not sure if I fucked the 3rd one, I was on acid and coke and not into her dark circled eyes, hairy bush, hairy nipples or the line around her waist like she wore a belt too tight for ages.
Though.. I might of gave in at some point, her raunchy ass shrimp breath almost made me vomit the morning after when she kissed me and asked if she could taste everyone off my cock.
I figured curry smelling dick would be worst than shrimp smellin dick and let her go ahead

>she did not enjoy it
you don't say. pooslim are manlets after all.

More and more Indian girls do shave now. Just took them longer to catch up to the trend. I think all Muslim girls shave by tradition. I think it's a hygiene thing. Sweetest tasting pussy I ever had was an Iranian girl who shaved.

Thanks, man. I'll definitely look into that.

I accidentally saw my older brother bust in our kid stepsister’s mouth. He didn’t see me and I didn’t tell anyone.

I regularly think about fucking/taking advantage of my best friends gf, he kinda treats her like shit and she is hot enough too risk it.

Unfortunately, both of them barely ever get drunk/wasted on drugs enough for me to make a move on her.

I do regularly have one or two of her worn panties to masturbate with and cover them in my cum, before bringing them back.

Plot twist: Before they got together I sometimes fucked said best friend of mine. So it would only be a full circle.

The girl I'm dating(?) has made me swear to secrecy about us being intimate in any way. Said she'd accuse me of rape if she was ever challenged about it, despite us being intimate in some way most days and fucking at least three times a week.
Mormons are weird man.

In hs I used to have this thing where I would purposely have people, mainly girls, see me dick. At parties i would go into the bathroom with the door unlocked. I would jerk off for a few minutes standing up so i could be sporting a semi. I would then pee at an angle so that if anyone opened the door they see me and my semi. I would hope girls would walk in and see my dick and see how big it was. Got so many girls to see my dick. Lost my virginity doing this.

Ages?
How long ago?
What face did she make when he busted/after?
Did she swallow?
Was it odd interacting with them afterward?

17 and 10
4 years ago
I couldn’t see her face
Yes but she choked on it
No because they didn’t know I saw

you need to run from that psycho

I saw my older cousin do same to my sister

Im a very "manly" man but I'm addicted to Spinel/writing fanfics of Spinel

Help me

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True story and it just happened a few months ago. I have a half sister who was getting married out of state. A few days before the wedding i break up with my gf and go to the wedding alone.
I have my own room and my half sisters half sister (they have the same dad different moms, while me and my half sister have the same mom but different dads) is also coming. When i get there my half sister asks if her half sister can stay in my room because of some sort of booking issue. So im like sure whatever.

Im not gonna lie, shes gorgeous. Tiny, nice body. Shes also like 8 years younger than me (shes early 20s) but obviously the cultural thing is there where its like super weird to even think that shit. But who doesnt like a little naughty shit? So i kick her out of the room so i can get ready for the evening festivities. Of course i decide to rub one out, and sitting there choosing porn i was seeing all the step sister shit so im thinking damn im in this same scenario. I do something ive never done and grab her underwear and jack off smelling it and stuff, wow that was so fucking hot to do for the first time and it was my step step sister.
So the night is going were at a bar and im kinda drunk and i keep looking over at her because she is legit the only fuckable thing in the whole place and i noticed that she was also looking at me. So im like okay shes into me too but theres no way. So the night ends and we go back to the room, i get into bed and she jumps into bed too (there was only one bed in the room). You can just feel it in the air that some shit is gonna do down. So she slowly comes closer to me i do the same, then she asks me "Were not related right?" im like "i dont think so we have different moms and dads" and then shes like "I really want to kiss you right now" so i went for it. We make out and feel each other up for a bit and then it starts to get a little more intense. i stop her and say the classic "You cant tell anyone about this" and "This is so wrong" but she insists on me fucking her.

Details

I tell her i need to go get condoms. Keep in mind its like 3am in a major US city that is not the safest. I walk two blocks to a store and get them. To be honest during the walk i got lots of second thoughts thinking maybe shes drunk and that what im doing is wrong and i kinda took my time hoping she would be asleep when i got back. By the time i got back she was asleep so i just passed out.
In the morning im like oh fuck this is gonna be so awkard.. she asks me if i remember last night. Im like, "do you?" and shes said she did and that it was okay. To be honest i cant remember specifically what we said i think she asked if i got the condoms. Anyways, that morning i fucked her. To be honest i did not perform my best because of how hot she is and i was freaking out that my family would come knock on the door to come get us for breakfast. But she was totally chill with the time span (i think young chicks are used to guys their age nutting in 2 minutes haha) Sure enough, my sister comes in and sits on the bed with us not even 5 min after we finished. I was freaking out inside.
So that day goes by and the next night is another party for the wedding. Same shit as before she was staring at me all night. So this time when we got back to the room at the end of the night it was ON. This wasnt just regular sex, i treated her like such a slut; i was choking her, making her tell me how much she liked her step brother fucking her, slapping her. It was amazing. This chick is so small and has a perfect little body it was unreal sex. I fucked her for a solid two hours, burned through every condom i bought. Fucked her in the ass, everything. She loved every second of being degraded. We spent the entire weekend fucking every chance we got.

Havnt talked to her about it since that weekend

I got my first blowjob from my male cousin when I was 12 and I came in his mouth

I know they didn't see, but was it awkward for you interacting with them after that?
Is there a chance they continued their relationship?
What age were you at the time?
What is her personality like?
Is she promiscuous/aware of her sexuality in everyday life?
Ever thought about getting close to her in that way?
Is she cute? Best attribute?

he would babysit me and my sister all the time. We would be watching a movie or some shit and he would take her in the back bedroom. This went on a few times so one time I snuck down the hall and peeked on them. Id never seen anything like that before and I didnt know what to do. I watched him grunt and she choked a bit. I never told anyone

VLC

Ages?

If I could go back into the past, I would never get married. I honestly regret it.

16 and 12

It's only natural

any other stories?

My gf taught my niece how to shave her own pussy

I fucking knew it you asshole, that was the best Halo that came out

Got a bj from a loli

I had a lot more sex before I got married than since.

how loli was that loli?

why not divorce?

sounds familiar. does the bride's name start with J?

very low end of that range

I used to be a teen prostitute for older men. I hated every second of it, but I was in a youth institute, needed money and couldn't get a job. I was 16, lying and telling I was 18, but the clients knew, and they liked it, for some reason. We mostly met on escort/sugar dating websites. 45-55 years old white dudes, mostly ugly as fuck, but they paid well. I stopped 6 months ago and haven't been able to have sex once since. Deeply traumatizing experience, I have panic attacks everytime a guy gets too touchy with me.

I've showered with a 9yo girl quite a few times

This was my fiance too. I met her when she was 19, just before she stopped - five years ago. It takes time but it passes. Get therapy and a man who treats you well.

I purposefully feed my gf drinks to get her more drunk because she turns into a freak

Been thinking of sucking a dick.. will it make me gay if I try it once?!

yeah. show her

Thanks for the advice, man. I can't see myself dating in the near future, but I'll get therapy.

Glad your fiance got out of it. Support her, she's probably been through horrible shit.

Years ago I supposedly moved out of my house and had new homeowners move in. In actual fact I still live there, but just in different, inaccessible parts from them. I leave late in the morning and return very late at night, and so far there's been no issues.

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Why

Lol

Because I'm old school and don't want that.

no. youre already gay for thinking about it

Because it's free and convenient.

Agreed. And more fun sex too. I'm really getting tired of the same 3 positions over and over again. Anal, facials, everything was on the table before marriage. All stopped once we got married.

Win/win only covers 2 parties but there is a 3rd one in your situation, your wife. So technically it's a win/win/lose. Don't get me wrong i don't give a shit, but you're wrong an you need to know that.

That’s unfortunate. Wife has gotten pervier since we got married.

I’ve died too, near drowning, was revived. Didn’t see anything either.

I cannot suspend my disbelief for this. It's just too dumb.

Did the chicks dig it?

Why not 3some and make your friend your bitch boi

Agree with you. Holy fuck OP that bitch is nuts and is gonna land you in jail. Sticking dick in crazy is nice, but not worth it like this.

The fuck?

I used to be on reddit, in gonewild. I was starting to get quite the following. I had to delete everything and deactivate my account because a co worker recognized me and tried to blackmail me to fuck him.

underage poo nigger
youtu.be/KsH8SHSurT4

>holy shit she even gave a hint

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ur stupid

How can I see more? Kik me? Mostdopeent93

I secretly can not find "Maze Teams" partial data dump of Allied Universal files. (disappointed in-self)

I cheated on my wife and rawdogged and creampied a 19 year old in a restaurant bathroom. I feel like a huge piece of shit because I don’t feel that bad about it. I love my wife to death but she never puts out and I needed the action.

Also one time way back when we were first dating her sister got royally shitfaced on a camping trip and we kinda hooked up.

Also when I was inna military I used to try and breed women in 3rd world countries. Had a burner phone and an entire fake identity. Shit was fun.

I’ve never told a soul and will take these secrets to the grave.

anymore details about the actual hook up with the 19 year old and the military stuff?

Yeah this was almost relateable to something I’ve been through until the end.

I wish, even though I know for a fact, that she wants to try 3some, she wants it to be with another girl.

Funny enough, back when they started dating, he texted her drunk, that he wants to share her with me - needless to say, she did not agree (I haven't seen her once or knew her name at this point), nor did he ever bring it up again.

She is also very close to me, I was her only friend for some time during their relationship (caused by him) and isn't really into me.
While I would appreciate a lil bitch, he isn't remotely my type (was back then), so I wouldn't consider it.

He also isn't trusting her rn, always accusing her of cheating or getting to close to other guys, so I don't think it would be a good time to try anything.
Funny thing is, I know for a fact, that he cheated on her, and tried lots of other times, but telling her will 100% not benefit me, which sucks.

I saw Parasite as well

Lol
>military fag doesn't realize his wife could have done basically the same thing with nigger back home

>years ago i was kidnaped by an underage A list celebrity
>she used her bodyguard that forced me into to her car "black Cadillac Escalade"

>how i got out?
i farted in the car
she said eww gross and left me alone

feel free to fake it and gay it as you all like
that shit was real and funny

i am not going to lie she's hella cute

>pic related

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Sure.
>19 up year old.
Out one night after work, ended up going to restaurant alone because wife was still working. Met cute girl who was also there. Flirting happens. One thing leads to another and it turns out this restaurant is one of the old ones that doesn’t have cameras by the bathroom. She and I kinda drift that way and then suddenly we are in the men’s room in a stall and I’m balls deep taking her from behind. Came in her. She loved it.

>military stuff.
Just about anything you could imagine that’s not blatantly illegal. I had a thing for going after girls with boyfriends and married women. Loved to take them raw and blow my load in their pussies. It was hot as fuck knowing hey were supposed to be off limits. Had a few teen hookups, too. But only ones that wouldn’t get me looked at funny. Creampied them, as well.

Wasn’t married at the time. Didn’t meet wife until after getting out.

>Michael Keaton have been browsing Yea Forums for years

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Years ago, one of my wife's co-workers and I were fuck buddies (this was long before my wife and I were together). We're obviously both married now and very happy, she has a kid, my wife and I are trying for a kid.

Last week, former fuck buddy called to tell me she's moving to North Carolina and was wondering if I was interested in one last fling. I agreed. So last night, after telling my wife I was going out with some friends who live a ways away from us and that I'd probably spend the night out there so avoid driving home drunk. I went to a hotel and met up with the girl.

We had dinner and went straight back to the room. We fucked three times and it was incredible. I'm sending her back to her husband today full of my cum.

One time me and a female friend went clubbing and got fucking rekt. We ended up passing out at her place and I woke up shortly before dawn horny as all fuck. I tried to wake her to see if she wanted to fool around but she was still blacked out. Ended up using her for a little fun before pulling out and cumming in my hand. It’s been years and she’s never mentioned anything.

What's your bodycount?

Looks like iCarly tale.

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I did this at a party a few months ago. It was pretty much a rager. One of my friends ends up blacking out on a bed. I saw her in there passed out and couldn't resist, I've wanted to fuck this chick for so long. So I went in, hiked up her skirt, pulled her panties to the side and went to town. Nobody saw. I pulled out and busted all over her dress.

She apparently woke up the next day like "Who fucked me!?!?" and was super pissed.

Yeah. Plus she sent nudes around so that was fun to get
Lol yeah she turned into a giant slut as time went on

i have an alcohol addiction that i hide from my wife and all my friends. every time i try to quit i'm good for maybe a week and then i go back to having 16 to 20 drinks a day. its just easier not to tell anyone. i hate that i'm addicted but i do enjoy being intoxicated. it makes me feel good

So she turned out good

>giant slut
this is what SUBMISSION/Child Abuse effect do
it's sad

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>scolded

Story. Please.

u should said... kek... how was the pussy

Not really a lurid secret...
Wife and I own a company and we have one employee who works in the office with us. Other girl is pretty much staff manager. My wife and this woman have turned toxic to our business. They're just pissed off and ineffective all the damn time. Attitude with employees and clients.... so fed up with it.
Ok, kinda juicy part.... I kinda want to fuck the other girl, but won't.

more hints

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I think so. Plus I got my dick sucked
Maybe but I'm not really worried about her future.

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why would she kidnap u... if she was cute.. why didnt u stay.. yup,.. fake and gay..

You're just loving this girl's Twitter huh

blonde hair blue eye 19 whore.. i think i know this girl.. kek

idk i like finding hints/puzzles

Lol I guess. But it's not like a secret. If you like puzzles, I got nudes if you want to verify it's her

That's awesome.

Met up with a rather young girl on Final Fantasy 11 during peak popularity. Managed to convince her to take a bus to my city alone without her parents knowing. Was during spring break.
She stayed at my place and had an amazing time

What yall do

post it

Besides playing FF11 next to each other, went places, and fucked at my place. Most of the time fucked.

age and how'd she convince parents?

dan did nothing wrong

>why would she kidnap u
i am hot guy as they say

>if she was cute.. why didnt u stay.. yup
maybe becuse she is underage???

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keep going

14
She told them she was visiting a friend that moved away and staying there for spring break.

Drop your wickr

but u were kidnap.. u could say u was force to stay.. kek

do it

just post it here then delete it

wha were u doing ... groceries.. walking ur lil doggystyle.. why didnt u go to the police.. when did this all happen.. kek

I'll drop not a nude

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just standing on the street talking to three guys
and then that black Cadillac Escalade showed up
if you looked at her face lol she was so excited

and no need for the cops all i needed was one big fart that shit was really funny

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>drop nude stop being a pussy

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u were working a street corner.. how much do u charge... what corner.. which city... did u go back to the corner later..

I will not be doing that

i don't need to sell drugs i have it all

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Well that's because nobody else would fuck you.

I was raped and then blackmailed by my ex's roommate and best friend. Part of the blackmail was to keep dating my ex while his friend fucked me whenever he wanted.

you don't have it

I got snowed in with a muslim girl from a group project for 2 days. We made dinner together, she got drunk, we cuddled up under a blanket and watched netflix. I randomly got hard and poked her and she thought it was funny and started playing with it, and then we had sex. The next morning we had sex in the shower and we had sex again that night.

are you a guy or a girl?

I'm a girl

This year will be my 5th summer working at a camp. Pay it shit but the benefits are fucking the female counselors and some of the campers.

i don't get it !!
why you keep silent?
or
maybe you liked it?

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"Sup, I have a home."

Happy birthday Emily

trips confirms u will tell us more.. story

Thanks :)

At the time I was an elementary school teacher at the time. My school had already fired a teacher for "risky" pictures. Which were pictures of her in a two-piece swimsuit. I imagine the picture his friend took while raping me would of gotten me fired.

Like I said -- drop a wickr

>"risky" pictures =/= rape
call the police

Thats just plain stupid logic.

The pictures weren't of me being raped. They were pictured with his cock in my mouth. Calling the police would turn into a giant he said, she said and I will still be out of a job.

My older brother (by seven years) would physically abuse me and did weird things when I was little. Of most of these things I have little recollection besides feeling very uncomfortable and scared with the situations. I had fantasies of killing him to end my suffering and would sometimes watch him while he slept thinking of how defenseless he was. Stupid piece of shit went to prison for rape though (some fat chick) so it’s all good in the end

easy
buy drugs and hid it on their stuff
call the cops from a Disposable Phone
>revenge
still have 10 ways to get them

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this user confused.. sounds like rape to me... if ur not conscious and his dick in ur mouth.. rape.. but what do i know..

just use mega link

Wow it's almost like I don't want to so I won't

It was rape, but the picture he was blackmailing me with doesn't come off like it was rape. If I had him arrested it would come down to he said, she said. I also would probably lose my job.

post their names

nice quads

>having a gf and her cheating on me gives me this awful feeling

wait til you get married

I found my friend and his girlfriend's joint Fetlife account and discovered a bunch of shit they were into, including MFM threesomes. So the last time I was hanging out with them I poured them both double shot drinks with a ton of stuff to hide the alcohol, got her really comfortable with me being close to her, and then when the mood was right segued into a threesome proposal. They accepted.
Except I stopped pouring liquor for her and me about an hour before and kept pouring heavily in his drink. So after about five minutes of foreplay he passed out, and I just fucked her silly for the next hour.

He was rightfully pretty upset about it, but I just played it off like it's not my fault he can't hold his liquor since we all drank the same. So we're still friends. And I'm pretty sure I'll get another round with them in the near future.

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imma need to see pics to confirm ur story.. kek

Next time do it again so he passes out. Then suggest he doesn’t drink the next time so he’s sober: and hates himself after.

i knew you were lying goddammit man i thought we are friends and then you do me like that
meet me at my house we will settle this

I mean, I didn't take any pictures or anything, so I can't do much other than grab shit from their fetlife.

I don't think he cares much about having threesomes, since they've done it before. It's more that he was pissed that he was excluded.

Do you know what normal pussy smells like? Now times that by 100. Throw in some shit. Diarrhea.
Mmmmmmm.

ive be pissed too.. perfect chance to dp the girl and u didnt go for it.. fucken a...

pls post their names I'd like to doxx them and make their lives difficult

Insecure, yes. The rest, that's nonsense.

h

my older sis grew up sharing a bed in our moms trailer. didn’t realize this was weird until we were in high school. we still do now but nobody really knows us here and we don’t talk to anybody.

I regularly visit a friend from out of town for gaming nights and the occasional beer, he treats his gf of like 4 years like shit and we try pull all nighters about a year ago he went upstairs to bed early, me and his gf kept drinking ended up fucking in the hallway right near he was sleeping (their room had no door) and each time i go over now she wears a little less and never wears panties just incase we dont get the time and we can only manage a quickie while going to the bathroom or he leaves the room. Yeah i know im a shithead, and im pretty sure her newborn isn't his.....

I like so󠠭y

Mazel tov on your baby

Yeah, but why share when you can have it all to yourself?

Island Rat? Tell me this ain't you
Prove it if it is

I like manbutt

you should come back for the trap threads :)

jealous if true

i'm more scared of Alzheimers than of death
Alzheimer means for me that everything we are and do has a value of zero

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fuck u user.. nothing wrong with sharing the same bed if u live in a trailer..

>everything we are and do has a value of zero
Well that's still accurate even without alzheimer

>this is your chance for revenge

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I'm almost 50. I studied for years to become a professional, found a wife, got married and had two kids. I was made redundant for the third time last week. I have 90 days to find a job with the same wage or I can't afford to pay my mortgage. I'm sick of my industry just using me up and throwing me out at their convenience. I don't want to do the only job I know how to do but no other job will give me enough money to look after my family and keep my home. I'm tired. I feel old. I've just had enough. No matter how hard I work, it makes no difference to the security of my job. I just want to give up on working, sell the house and go on social payments so I can rest. Life wasn't meant to be so hard surely. Where's my break? Its not fair.

Yep I hear ya

Have you considered downgrading your quality of life? Might live in less luxury, and maybe even in some poverty, but perhaps it will give you peace and you can genuinely enjoy your modest life. Relax and enjoy existing with the lovely family you've raised.

whats ur job?

can’t tell if u sarcastic or not. we don’t live in a trailer anymore

School teacher two digit IQ pictures taken without your consent while being raped use as blackmail you're not very smart are you you must have wanted all of it the rape the black male and the sex I'm sure you enjoyed it

I'm such a fucking huge faggot for myself.

yeah. wife will fucking hate it tho.

I'm an architect and I specialise in modelling buildings in 3D on computer before they are built to prove they can be built problem free.

ur wife will hate being homeless more

For when bump limit is reached, I started a new one. Feel free to just continue there

>why not lose have your shit in divorce and all your money on lawyers?

nice.. what program do u use.. and how r u being made redundant

some women cannot think right
she will wait for 20 years to call the cops

>finally i took my power back

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I’m spiritually gifted and I wish I had more friends who shared the same abilities.

user we need the names
post here

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ummm... whst am i suppose to be looking at

I'm a huge zoophile but haven't got to try zoo sex yet even tho I'm dying to play with a doggie. I'll try it the first chance I get.

>independent strong woman

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