You are somehow the first person on Mars. What are your historic first words to mankind after landing on Mars?

"Elon's rocket got me here... now where's there a charging station?"

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snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

>Guys, I found Jimmy Hoffa!

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"I declare myself God-Emperor of Mars! Immigration will be strictly prohibited."

It looked cooler in the movies.

Fuck you Neil Armstrong

Niggers tongue my anus

well, this is a shitty place to be - stay away from here

"No Jews Allowed."

I have information that will lead to the arrest of Hilary Clinton.

"WTF?! Alie...." *signal dies*

"Aeiou"

Nigger

"It's hip to be square."

I don't like niggers and they ain't allowed.

"I would like to order a pizza"

"Still impeached"

where is matt damon's poop?

y-you too

Jet beams can't fuel melt

"I just ... I just shidded... and farted... and camed in my pants..."

Say Snootchie Bootchies and proceed to smoke the first bowl of pot on mars.

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listen up cupid stunt.

mars came from the sun, it began as a ring, formed into a sphere, spiralled outward to where it is now. prior to being where it now is, it was where we now are. many billions of human have been on mars, as many humans will in the future inhabit venus.

Thicc thighs save lives, but thigh highs are my demise

John Madden!!!

"HEY, EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!!!"

"Come and fuck me you gay martians"

We are going to fuck up another planet

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I stand here on a new world, and let this be a example to man kind that people should not be under any tyranny any more.

yummy cummies

>What are your historic first words to mankind
"Wasn't me!!"

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>Arbeit macht frei

This. Because we'd all do it anyway and you'd be the first to lose in nofapmarsmission

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