Worst things you've done drunk?

Worst things you've done drunk?
I'll start.

-Fell and gave myself a black eye
-Panic attacks and have woken up in ER multiple times
-Had sex with best friend and woke up the next morning and sprinted out of the house because I didn't know what happened
-DUI and crashed car
-Hit on coworker 25+ years older than me and then never went back to work
-Got drunk at work multiple times
-Sent message to wrong person joking about putting something in my ass
-Vomited and passed out on my porch
-Hit on a LOT of people
-Sex with random people (somehow never had an STI)
-Passed out in public
-Fought with cops

This is why I quit drinking.

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I used to get drunk a lot, around others as well, but never did stupid shit like this. Learn to control yourself.

Yeah I can't control myself when I drink that's why I had to quit. The guilt is reeeeeal though.

passed out drunk woke up in hospital

threw up in bed

pissed bed

woke up in a ditch a couple miles away from home

slept in car, got dui

pretty much sexually assaulted a girl at a club on Halloween by just walking up to her and French kissing her

many more....

Woke up getting carried by friends thought I was being kidnapped so I fought them

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At least I'm not the only one who does stupid shit.

This one is just funny.

I look back now and think how lucky I was I didn't get called out by that girl, I was on my way out and just grabbed her and gave her a really deep kiss and walked away. none of her friends did anything either.

rode my bike without a helmet, hit a pothole and lost a front tooth

Walking home from the bar, I blacked out, broke my left ankle. No idea what happened at all. Got a big metal plate and six screws in there. Was laid up for over a month, and took another two months on a walker and then crutches. Can walk pretty normally now, but have chronic pain, and sometimes I limp a bit.
Quit drinking for a while, but my cat had to be put down last month, and I've been getting trashed every other day. Need to fucking quit, but my life is pretty much shit.
Living the dream

Destroyed a friends bedroom