This is what a woman should look like. Anything else is disgusting

This is what a woman should look like. Anything else is disgusting.

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fake titties user? Get based. If that shit don't happen naturally, i don't want it.

A bad hair job with mismatching messy eyebrows that aren't maintained, nor do they corner properly at the right spot, with scars/huge-birth-marks on her stomach and enough body fat to hide any amount of muscle tone on her thighs, and a complete inability to not clump the fuck out of her eyelashes by using shitty fucking mascara from MAC?

Okay, I guess

damn, i was overlooking that shit, sort of on purpose, but you went in on that bitch. You have to be either Gay, a femanon, or very critical of your women

Also forgot to mention she skimped on a bad tit job and went under her tits, you can see the scar, instead of from the armpits like a proper one would, and went with (again skimped and did a shitty job) bolt-ons instead of a Sub-muscular placement

Get rid of the dyed hair, fake tits and spray on tan, then we'll talk

Tits are real buddy. Not my fault you dont know hot girls

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I get paid to take pics of naked women, so you tend to notice stupid shit real fucking fast, she's a god damn trainwreck, and if she's this poor to have to pay for sub-standard tits and bad mascara and a shit hair dye job that doesn't even chalk/pencil/dye her eyebrows to match, then she doesn't have the money to maintain the every decade or so and her tits are gonna look fucking terrible sonner than later

tits are confirmed fake. quit larping

>Tits are real buddy
No they arent, "buddy"

i remember when they were transitioning from silicone to saline, and you could visibly tell the difference. especially when they were old as fuck.

For real, I will never understand why women cheap out on the tit job. You might as well not do it at all if you're not gonna do it right. It's like painting your whole house a hideous color.

kek. that's all i can muster in my currently inebriated state

Still think they are fake?

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Yes, and how she has fucking cake face

yes. saline is a wonderful thing

stop trying to justify your premium payout. they're fake. deal with it

Thanks for confirming she skips leg day

Where are the scars?

Not only do I still think they are fake, but now I'm noticing she's pretty average at best. This is what your ideal woman looks like? You got some pretty low standards my man. This bitch looks like she doesn't even work out or do any sort of exercise. Not even dancing.

0/10 would not bang hurrr durrr.

Ohhhhh myyyyyy fucking god is her god damn eyebrow starting the corner IN THE MIDDLE OF HER FUCKING EYE instead of the edge this dumb bitch right here I can't even, fucking hell she even looks like she used half of her makeup container, jesus fucking christ, post another pic I dare you.

Also good job posing on one leg to meg your muscles pop but be too fucking fat to actually have any to define, instead all she does is crunches apparently. Nice. Top Kek. Also I didn't know your blush was supposed to reach your fucking mouth, and her eye makup is creasing hella bad

Man she has one flat frog mouth and no lips in all her pics

You guys sound like faggots

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nice sideburns dude

faggots

i mean, i'm pretty sure everyone here would fuck her. thing is, she's not perfect

There is a long shot between "attractive woman I'd marry" and "perfect woman ever" which means you're probably blinded by either A putting her on a pedestal with some made-up fantasy in your head, or B know her IRL and blinded by her personality

I bet she didn't go into the water once that day