Confess Yea Forums, tell us your sins

Confess Yea Forums, tell us your sins.

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I almost always piss in bottles at night, I always worry about waking my housemate up when I go to the toilet

I got high in my biological mother's basement, under her supervision. I encouraged it, but now my dad and stepmom hate her. I do too

I haven't drank chocolate milk in 4 days.

Maybe I rape my little dog when I was younger

I once jacked off into a jar of mayonnaise and left it in my office’s fridge. I watched for weeks as my co workers unknowingly made sandwiches with my coom.

I don't always prime my minis.

Dear father, I have not sinned but I do hold a dark secret. When I pop a pimple, I eat the pus that comes out. Its habit now and im so used to it, I almost do it in public. I cause pimples to form just to eat the pus. . .Sometimes ill see people with pimples and I wish i could eat the pus..

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A man of culture.

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I've convinced my Grandma to cut two of my cousins out of her will, one for being a faggot and the other for racemixing. As such, when she dies, I'll be making almost $600,000 PER YEAR off the cash rent from the land I'll inherit.

two truths one lie

>Raped a 6yo boy when I was 11
>came on a close female friend at a camping trip while she was unconcious
>gave weed to a kit to smoke. he then went to the hospital

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Thats fucking stonks

I constantly fear that i have done more bad things than good

I raped a guy in jail and made him give me his ramen soups

Pretty sure I'm a drunk

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When me and my wife fight I think about my old love and it hurts me because I really do love my wife but I always think what could have been

I've shit in the tub every single day for fifteen years, usually more than twice a day. I spend five hours a day bathing. I'm addicted, I can't stop and I'm too ashamed to get professional help.

I enjoy the thought of being dead and often fantasize about getting cancer and dying. I've thought about smoking cigarettes just to help my odds of getting a fatal disease.
I sucked my brother's cock when he was sleeping one night years ago.
I felt my sister's ass while she was sleeping one time as a kid.

Not a sin but I started college again, if I fail this time I'm going to kill myself

If this was a ylyl thread I've lost instantly.

don't lie, you may a sandwich for yourself too, didn't you?

I fuck a tranny and it felt good but i felt so empty after that

I've been lusting recently. I believe I'm being punished for my sins but I have just repented.

Yes..

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Story time
> be me
> 10 years ago
> 22 yrs old living it up
> still in college at the time in Richmond, VA
> knew this chick since 9th grade
> she’s had the same bf for years
> he’s an army bro
> He and I never held a conversation longer than 20 seconds
> ships out again
> chick hits me up every time she gets lonely
> we fuck sometimes, notbad.jpeg
> get drunk as fuck and go at the slampig
> she tells me to blow it in her
> sweating bullets whatdo.png
> fuck it and blow my mighty load
> swears she’s on bc
> her bf comes back from war shit
> saw combat, lost friends
> feelsbadman
> she says I can’t talk to her anymore
> she marries dude and blocks me on social
> 5 years later see her
> see her and a kid
> she says it’s mine
> the little bastard looks a lot like me when I was that age
> says she won’t out me because she married the dude and the ol’ bastard died overseas from chicken pox or something stupid
> she gets a fuckload of money for her and the kid she claims is his
> mfw this nigga raised my bastard, and went back to fight for the bonus so he could pay for a family that wasn’t really his

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sabatoged an ex-friend's sobriety..

>be me, 20 years old
>high school sweetheart dumps me - devastated
>close friend consoles me through it
>close friend becomes violent pill popping alcoholic over next 2 years
>end toxic friendship - wish him well

3 years later...

>run into old high school sweetheart
>tells me close friend called and texted her for years trying to hook up with her while laughing about my faggotry

1 year later...

>run into old friend at a bar (show) - he's 1 year sober
>pressure old friend to have a drink with me - one shot won't hurt
>order 2 more shots - say i have to go to the bathroom
>leave the bar and watch from across the street as he takes another shot and walks away angry

1 year later - he is a raging alcoholic again

>don't care

BASED

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I mean, it sucks he died, but I think eventually he would have figured it out if he hadn’t before dying. But hey she gets cash for life, and gets a payout for the kid until they’re 18, I think even tuition until they’re like mid-20’s.

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i piss in my moms soup every time she asks me to make soup, she thinks her taste buds are corrupted by demons.

Fuck off and die, stupid christfag.
You and your shitty book are worthless.
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