Actual YLYL thread because the last thread was closed due to AIDS
Actual YLYL thread because the last thread was closed due to AIDS
Jack Ortiz
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deathaddict.co
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Isaiah Rogers
Aaron Green
Jonathan Martinez
Charles Garcia
Evan Price
What do you think that shirt was intended to stand for ?
Daniel Bell
Robert Rogers
Jace Flores
Xavier Carter
Juan Long
Where can I meet a God tier woman like this
Josiah Morgan
Nicholas Harris
Oliver Young
Canadian people
Mason Brown
Thomas Morales
Evan Nguyen
curry powder
cat police
chill people
cunny penetration
cash posting
William Cruz
Jonathan Campbell
Carter Diaz
Brandon Gutierrez
Civil Protection. It's a Half-Life 2 reference
Owen Jenkins
Luis Phillips
Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.
Caleb Lopez
start crying you fucking moralfags :)
deathaddict.co
Henry Rivera
man, Yea Forums has more pasta than ever now
Ian White
Lost. Was not expecting that.
Chase Russell
Andrew Ward
that's what i need from Yea Forums, proper YLYL, thank you
Robert Lee
First ylyl?
Austin Sanchez
gore isn't ylyl edgy faggot
Ayden Baker
Aaron Thomas
That is hot! Who is this crazy bitch?
Easton Bell
>last thread was closed due to AIDS
much like this one
Cameron Martin
Elijah Rodriguez
Jason Campbell
Jack Russell
Eli Hernandez
Jeremiah Butler
Jaxon Carter
Jordan Carter
instant loss
Leo Bennett
these people should be hunted and hanged
Isaac Taylor
Parker Reed
Daniel Fisher
Alexander Walker
Eli Powell
holy shit kek
Charles Cooper
Easton Flores
yes
Hudson Gray
Robert Robinson
That's a weird last 5 minutes to be alive i'm sure
Cameron Cruz
I really don't care who you support politically, the second you drag any of their kids into it your opinion becomes null. It shows that you're so retarded you can't think of a real reason to dislike a politician, so you just scream "lol look at their kids! They're being kids! They should do better and I am sooooooooo cool and smart and not 12."
Cooper Thomas
Jace Robinson
Kayden Brooks
Of course. White washing Hollywood is bad, so we should take actual history and drag it through the mud until it's black.
Luke Rodriguez
Is there a point?
Jace Long
I don’t get it? Michelle failed once, but do did franklin Roosevelt and others
Plus her iq’s around 120, like there’s other things to harp on - why take the time to make it up
Michael Miller
I get the joke, but it's not very funny
Benjamin Hill
Everybody point and laugh!
James Baker
Oliver Brooks
Jonathan Torres
Jackson Garcia
Josiah Sanchez
Combat Power
Ryan Bailey
>Melania doesn't have a college degree
>neither have taken an IQ test
Psst... That's the joke.
Owen Diaz
...
Benjamin Edwards
/JaXQYN
Jacob Nguyen
>Triggered
Eli Cook
FUCK lost
William Nguyen
I'm so wet right now
Jeremiah Thomas
It's not that people give a shit it's dead. it's an animal
what people cry about is the fact you spergs somehow find animal death funny.
Luke Carter
>Telling your child any Santa is real
Have fun never finding forgiveness.
Connor Harris
,
Hudson Lopez
yasss
Easton Thomas
At Hoover Dam?
Christian Jackson
Justin Cruz
David Thomas
Fucking lost hard
Benjamin Cooper
Joshua Brooks
>Master's in Mathematics
Kek.
The University of Ljubljana confirmed that Melania dropped out of college before obtaining any degree, although her fake bio website says she has one in architecture.
Lie more, like your master.
Colton Brooks
Yes, and then wouldn't it be even nicer if the First Lady was treated like one?
Jace Ramirez
The point is you are a filthy nigger and so are the obamas
Kayden Butler
Jeremiah Price
What the fuck is happening here?
Ryan Hughes
Which is which?
Kevin Phillips
Fucking chinks bruh...
Jace Rogers
Fucking lost
Austin Ward
Kayden Murphy
Obama married a monkey and Trump a money hungry slut, one of them is ugly af, and the other one is going to cuck the "husband" the second she gets the chance.
Jeremiah Garcia
Carson Ramirez
Who are you quoting?
Blake Thomas
Team America II
Gabriel Lopez
Hilarious.
Anthony Peterson
Samuel Gomez
Cock Powerup. When you’re having sex or masturbating, your dick will glow and you’ll hear something like “insta-Jizz”, or “Double-Stamina”, etc. During this time, simply keep rubbing your dick, and the universe will drop it’s shitload and cum.
Carson Mitchell
sopping wet panties
Nathaniel Parker
Benjamin Hill
Austin Allen
Asher Moore
Gonna be the one guy to tell you straight, they sell these at Cedar Point. Its an amusement part in Ohio if you've been living under a rock.
(I took a pic when I was there cuz I laughed when I saw it)
Blake Gonzalez
Thomas Foster
Thomas Hughes
Cedar Point fucking rules, I live about 30 minutes from there. These have been on sale for fucking years, I cannot believe nobody’s caught on yet
Jack Rivera
Isaiah Russell
mah n'wah
John Barnes
found the incel
John Hall
a child
Chase Murphy
Thank god all Republicans are gorgeous
James Roberts
Nathan Mitchell
lost
Landon Wright
That kid will know instantly he’s full of shit cos if there was a black Santa, he would have been arrested or shot by now.
Thomas Sullivan
both are both
Noah Phillips
Club penguin
Jayden Jackson
>a child
John Hill
>, but do did
>Doesn't use periods
>Uses en dash instead of an em dash
95 IQ spotted.
Nicholas Gomez
Lost.
Owen Torres
What has science done?!
Mason Gray
Lost so hard
Christian Adams
Matthew Ward
been there
Joshua Hughes
>YLYL thread
>all facebook-tier ""offensive xD" memes
>turns into yet another yank/pol/ thread within 10 posts
hard pass
Jeremiah Martinez
Oh come on. Cars aren't even the same color.
Wyatt Kelly
Gavin Gutierrez
digits of truth
Aiden Carter
You think she went blind from the machete wound or you think she could still see
Logan James
Lost. Love watching normalfags cry. Never gets old.
Alexander Richardson
Disheveled foreskin spray is nothing to joke about.
Connor Ramirez
except, not impeached
Asher Wood
Ayden Reed
Jonathan Bennett
except he was
Robert Jones
nope
Michael Cooper
Big Mike looking good in that white dress.
Christopher Robinson
stale pasta is stale
Jayden Campbell
Leo Myers
If you get arrested and are acquitted, that doesn't you weren't arrested.
Angel Ortiz
Girls trying not to piss themselves before the might of big daddy Trump.
Kek
Jaxson Clark
yes. he wasnt found guilty at the Senate trial. but that comes after impeachment which did happen
Jayden Fisher
Nathan Young
Ayden Smith
Kevin Campbell
Why would you choose such a dope pic of obama?
Charles Foster
Joshua Cooper
>actual history
santas not real, dude.
I'm sorry you had to find out this way
Luis Collins
Witnesses? How the fuck did you not see them wheel out all those jews that had nothing to do with anything, maybe they should have used that time to bring out "witnesses". Fucking Jews, you think if you repeat it enough people will believe it. You have a disease. 6 million, jesus christ, nobody is falling for any of it.
Joseph Allen
Underrated
Easton Carter
Not everyone is a degeneret that browses Yea Forums user
Aaron Powell
Whoa. That kind of eloquent depth doesn't belong on Yea Forums.
David Robinson
Luis Butler
Nathaniel Clark
Lucas Anderson
Sycophants
Cooper Perry
She undermines it with this passage. As the Patriot Act was renewed without a peep and against the recommendation of the alphabet bois.
Brody Davis
Aiden Baker
Jace Evans
Ayden Stewart
Kevin Cruz
Jordan Myers
Brayden Robinson
This. Those fucking shitstains shouldn’t be allowed to raise children.
Kek
Isaiah Moore
lol took me a second...
Ian Watson
Christopher Wood
This sounds like john wayne's gonna kill himself
Jose Lewis
Oliver Flores
Bentley Baker
Isaac Diaz
Jackson Green
Landon Scott
Brody Myers
Julian Torres
XD XD
Jeremiah Walker
Gabriel Hernandez
Dominic Jones
Caleb Green
Chickens love to eat eggs. If one breaks and they accidentally taste one, it can become a big problem.
Jackson Cox
Ayden King
>”White Woman”
Not even remotely attracted. And her tits are fucking fake and ugly as shit. “It” is almost as abominatory as a transfag.
Bentley Reed
Jose Torres
Sebastian Myers
Jose Carter
Looks Canadian
Connor Robinson
well this thread went to shit
Samuel Torres
Carson Cox
>who is friends with 5 pedos?
>on site with thousands of pedos
Go back to plebbit
Ethan Young
From a recent corona thread on /pol/
Jeremiah Johnson
Holy shit.
Ryan Wilson
Andrew Cruz
Caleb Baker
Julian Edwards
COTUS (cuck of ...)
Easton Powell
Cameron Walker
Adam Garcia
Cooper Ross
Jose Hernandez
Dylan Sanders
Ryder Cox
Julian Powell
Sad.
Nathaniel Sullivan
Parker Price
Brandon Reed
Austin Kelly
>man
kek
Jose Sullivan
I hope you hold the left to the same standard. You wouldn't want to be some hypocrite would you
Jeremiah Wilson
I would recommend reading "Beyond Contempt"
as it would aid you in being less of a massive waste of existence.
But it asks you to lie to me about what you really believe.
And I would rather get to post back "You're a fucking piece of shit loser cuck holster for chad and tyrone" than have you pretend to be civil. You absolute wankstain of a human being.
Tyler Rivera
The funniest shit I've seen all year
Nicholas Bennett
I've seen them at Cedar Point. I go there every year for a work "get-together" or whatever the fuck you call them.
Lincoln Jackson
Shut the fuck up you Russian goat fucking stooge.
Joseph Russell
Carson Perry
>”Donald Trump” > “Hillary Clinton”
Fixed it for ya.
Joshua Harris
I'd rather split the person that did this' wig
Lincoln Taylor
but the lazy Snowflakes wouldn't last a day in the military!
Bentley Carter
Guess I'm moving to Maine
Julian Butler
Why isn't she dead?
Benjamin Wright
I'm no Russian but this is for those traitors of Trump
Jonathan Reed
You can't just vote to be white
You can't just vote that your parents don't need medical care
You can't just vote that your spouse will become a citizen
You can't just vote a fire out
You can't just vote that you didn't fuck up your kid
You can't just vote that your house won't be flooded
You can't just vote that somebody else's fatherless kid didn't shoot your sister
You can't just vote your brother into being straight
You can't just vote your water to be clean
Empathy with no workable solutions has no place in an election. Vote with your damn reason.
Jayden Ramirez
Roger Stone did nothing wrong.
They rigged the evidence against him and made up charges.
Also, Russian blaming? Which one are you with? Vox? MSNPC? CNNPC?
Adam Thompson
These stock photographers need to be fired for being retarded.
Jason Cook
Cheese Pizza, so so obviously
Xavier Flores
Meritocracy is a tool of the Patriarchy. Don't you inter sectional feminism bro? 4th Wave has all logic and reason defeated with thought terminating cliches and petty aphorisms to keep female voting on lock.
Owen Morgan
>implying a black Santa would break into a house, leave presents, and NOT steal the TV, laptop, couch, microwave, and everything not bolted to the ground.
yeah ok
Wyatt Bailey
Is it just me or that one car tried to run over them?
Caleb Ross
Chinee Peepee
Hunter Jones
*PFFT* TEEHEE
Andrew Richardson
Buttigieg flying back home
Michael Gray
Christian Campbell
Is that Aaron Paul in the oven
Nathan Miller
C H E C K T H E M
Matthew Hall
HAHAHAHAH OMG LULZ! That's so funny because Berny's bad. That's almost as good as making fun of Trump because Trump is bad! Thank you internet gods for being such hilarious absolute legends!
Angel Baker
Jack Rodriguez
The new bitch looks like a dude too
Carter Jones
Lol stay mad
Ryan Watson
BRUSHIE BRUSHIE
Mason Roberts
Ryder Watson
Parker Kelly
Ceader point is the worst place on earth
Robert Powell
Some young ladies urinating themselves over an old geezer.
Ayden Anderson
Bentley Hall
Fun fact: Eastwood hated those cigars.
Thomas Brooks
Gavin Rivera
Yeah he preferred smoking cock
Brody Taylor
Camden Stewart
Fucking kek.
Brandon Robinson
Want free college? Die
Kayden White
You guys are there already.
Sebastian Rodriguez
This thread sucked more than usual.
Daniel Murphy
Some of those are just outright lies
Joshua Russell
Child Pornography.
Cameron Jenkins
Millions of people go each year and the whole place is run by thousands of college students from global universities... it is mathematically unlikely that some /btard wasn’t employed by them at some point lol
Landon Long
he's picking his next wife
Brayden Moore
Jesus fucking christ. You literal apes can't keep politics out of anything, can you?
Charles Butler
I asked the same thing. If so, its a 100 times funnier
Christian Torres
>greentext plz
Nicholas Fisher
I don't trust any damn university.
Landon Smith
College shouldn’t be free but it should be way fucking cheaper. I have a professor that just reads the words on his powerpoint slides provided to him by Cengage and he makes $150k/yr and my university is cheap by comparison, but still a large university as well
Alexander Bailey
I dont get it plz explain
Jose Kelly
hallelujah
Sebastian Nelson
Boise state?
Evan Reyes
People extremely happy to be meeting the president. The proper reaction, not your TDS lunacy.
Oliver Jones
i mean, it's funny because you think you're being so edgy. lmaoing @ ur life m8
Justin Campbell
kek
Leo Martinez
>They rigged the evidence against him and made up charges.
Sure Ivan. Go fuck your goat you communist piece of shit.
Owen Bell
They both look like blokes
Kevin Powell
Both are shit what is your point?
Isaac Robinson
She wants to suck his dick
Isaiah Gray
Jeremiah Turner
Go during the week you casual
Some of the best roller coasters in the world are there, who the hell is anti roller coaster
Logan Fisher
Command Post
Carter Ward
...ok
Anthony Peterson
Toledo
Nathaniel Roberts
Why the fuck is this shit on my timeline? This is like those works Inquisitor magazines that talk about people giving birth to demons.
Jonathan Hill
Haha, lost. Thanks.
Jack Davis
That's a very nice point, thank you
Evan Watson
Have you seen what's coming out of universities?
John Stewart
Implying America hasn't always been a shithole
Michael James
I dont get either
Ian Cruz
losted
Michael White
What am I checking you faggot?
Julian Rivera
>boohoo that meme is meeeean
This is you. This is what you sound like.
Asher King
Looks pretty nice to me. Guess I haven't gone to the shitty part yet.
Cameron Ramirez
Adrian Evans
There's something wrong with that. The exact same tactics that Trump uses is the same that every politician uses. You can't possibly say that "dem whites are delusional and vote for drumph because he says they're good peoples." is something that Trump does exclusively. Many democrats do the same thing. Fuck who ever wrote this race baiting horse shit.
Anthony Morales
Nigger you couldn’t even mildly irritate me if you came to my house and called my mother a dumb cunt with a nicotine addiction, kicked my fucktard of a cat, shot my sister, and told my dad he has a shrimp dick before looking me dead in the eyes and emphasizing how badly you wish your femdom fantasy (involving Hillary of course) would come true. It’s one of the perks of being completely fucking dead inside. Unlike you, I understand the irrelevance of anything you or I will ever do. Go ahead and dream of petty politics. It won’t matter in the end. You’ll just wind up a rotting pile of flesh in the ground like the rest of us. I’m going to enjoy my life, so you can do whatever the fuck I guess lol.
Tyler Howard
the left can’t meme
Jackson Peterson
Trips of truth
Easton Bell
>absolutely seething
Henry Hill
They’re not wrong though
Dominic Reyes
Check this triggered bitch out
Colton Roberts
My wife divorced me because of this
vimeo.com
Robert Parker
fucking lol. I read that in Jordan Peterson's voice for some reason. You should have capped the comments; I want to read them.
Ryder Perry
we could if we were all dead *hint hint*
William Evans
Shut up, Trumps got the biggest dick out of all of them.
He know how to actually fuck his wife.
Jonathan Ramirez
You got anymore?? I'm going to coome
Caleb Williams
Jordan White
checked
Christopher Cruz
Aaron Fisher
That's so fucking hot....
Except from the last one that's just sick
Luke Clark
Ayden Young
I have the weirdest boner...
Andrew Morgan
Angel Myers
Stay mad faggot
Daniel Harris
Be hotter with traps doing it.
Isaiah Price
facehugger attack
Kayden Rodriguez
concurrent programming
Anthony White
A.) Unlikely judging by hands, feet and stature
B.) He's old and probably doesn't perform well anymore
C.) Big penis doesn't Always feel great. I'd take skilled hands and a smaller peen over a big one and unskilled hands any day
Dylan Butler
Toby from the office?
Gavin Lee
Cerebral palsy.
Carson Anderson
investi gators,all democrat swampers pally,,all 40 FUCKING 7 of them,broad endangered nat security,,okayd GIVING
25% or US uranium reserves to russians,her inactions meant death for out people in benghazi,,30k fucking emails,with her broad house cleaner in charge of cleaning the bathroom located server,hils hammered the fucking thing you fool, idiots,
Tyler Cook
Nigger
Nicholas Garcia
Because you're a faggot
John Jones
kek
Landon Bell
didn't melania used to do porn and isn't ivanka 80% plastics surgery including her tits?
Evan Jenkins
maoism and communism are two very different things faggot
Christian Collins
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Blake Lewis
Jelly libtards, this is what happens when you speak face-to-face with God himself.
His awesome glow leaves an everlasting mark, much like reading an elder scroll...
Bentley Brooks
Straight actually, but I get that a khhv wouldn't think of women first, np
Adam Morales
again? youre seriously a joke have fun jerking off to my reaction incel trash
Jayden Torres
yeah shits fucked oh well it had a good run before the incels took over
Ayden Foster
Found OP.
Isaac Carter
> confusing a hyphen for an en dash
> cretinous imbecile spotted
Benjamin Murphy
thank you
Easton Allen
when did this become /pol/?