Secrets thread, First Edition Triple Platinum

Secrets thread, First Edition Triple Platinum.

(The real secrets were the friends we made along the way)

Just for tonight, give us your deepest and darkest secrets. The life ruiners, the ones that keep you up at night, and the ones you can never let go of.

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Coon

I'm a dude and my male professor fucks me usually once a month with the occasional blowjob every so often too.
My grades are always upwards of 90%.

My secret is that I told my "work girlfriend" that I was really interested in prostate orgasm, or hands free cumming. She told me her real boyfriend was too. He's kinda an effeminate beta male, super skinny, long hair, no muscle tone at all.

Ended up having an MMF threesome with them, but it was mostly him and I taking turns fucking each other. It was wild and we've continued ever since. Now she's more than just a "work girlfriend" and it's almost like a three person relationship.

Or alternatively you could study you fucking degenerate

When I was younger I went to a christian academy, and there was so much gay shit going on there it was unbelievable.

We had full blown showers and locker rooms like you see in really nice gyms, and there would always be boys at the furthest shower stall back playing with each other. I ended up getting invited to come back there one day by a friend of mine, to find everyone jerking off as a group, but jacking off the person next to them. So I wound up jacking my friend off while another boy jacked my dick. It didn't take me long to cum, and since I came first I had to blow him as part of the game, and sure enough I saw other boys doing it too, so I went along with it.

Ended up sucking off both the boy who made me cum and my friend.

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My girlfriend has a higher sexdrive than me.

how old were you then? did you swallow?

Had a 6+ years long relationship including having a child with my 3rd cousin

This sort of thing isn't uncommon, though it's usually milder. At my school there was a lot of banter and butt-grabbing.

I got sexually abused by my aunt at 9 years old when she found out I enjoyed webcamming for a woman and her friends. Love talking about it.

Kik DailyEuphoria. Love to speak to other people who went through similar stuff

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The 冠状病毒 ist Just the begining!
Just in 3 das you will.......

I tried crystal meth this Friday and finally came down about an hour ago. Another friend gave me some E. I'll probably try that next week

The high was awesome

:^)

why would coronsvirus be just the beginning, whats next?

My gym coach might have been a fag. He was clearly looking at our bodies a few times.

how old where you when this happened?

violent animal pieces of shit

mid teens

I am 35, I have 3 kids, to three different women who are all 21-23. I have only met one of my kids, I am in contact with their mothers. One of the mothers is my 2nd cousin

Your propensity for torture is matched only by your drive to reproduce. This is the absolute worst scenario that the Earth could be facing.

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This doesn't happen, unless you're mentally unstable and in need of institutionalization.

watched someone get dry humped by their cousin when i was like 12

Yeah he's probably elaborating but gay shit can happen

>3 day high from one dose of crystal meth.
Nice larp. Did the other kids in your middle school like this story? Also tried meth first time a week ago. It's far from as heavy as people say unless you smoke or snort obscene amounts.

there's nothing taboo about that

I fucked a 14 year old when I was 19

I have "another me" inside my mind and I battle with him all the time. I say "I like something" and he says "no, you hate it". I say "I don't wanna die" he says "yes you do" instead. This is driving me insane and making me tired all the time. Sometimes I lose the battle and do weird shit, like crush a glass of water or tear off drawer's door.

Ok boomer

I pee in shampoo bottles at parties

When I was 16 I raped my girlfriend at the time but she was okay with it afterwards because she got off. It wasn't okay and I felt bad years later when I remembered it.

m or F?

Not larp. Truth.

And I am.either an extreme light weight or I smoked alot. I probably took about ten to twelve hits on the pipe over a six hour period

I'm a male. I was on Xanax and liquor. She talked me into coming and picking her up from her friends house. They realized what she did and almost called the cops on me and some people tried to chase me down and kick my ass. I'm not that type of person and could barely remember how it all happened the next morning.

i often times tell people i got raped by one of my exes but i never tell any anyone that can usually do something about it

when i got my first girlfriend I met a dude from craigslist and sucked his cock and let him suck mine until i nutted down his throat.

Also when i was 8 and my cousin was 5, I made us play doctor and, knowing full well what I was doing, I made sure I got to "inspect" and "clean" my cousin's vagina, so i touched and kissed and licked her pussy.

He was just making sure you were developing properly. No worries.

Intrusive thoughts?

My sister uses my coffee creamer even though I told her not to. Whenever it runs low I jizz in it. She also meal preps and I jizz in that too. Sometimes her bf eats my cum without realizing it.

Everyday I pray for the Boogaloo. All my preps are made, stock piled, locked and loaded. The sweet end was just months away but now hb961 is dead. For now. Sic semper tyrannis

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Yeah, kind of.

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About 7 years ago I got drunk and really rough fucked my girlfriend at the time. She was really tiny, about 90 pounds, 5' 2" blonde, really petite. She was known for lying for attention and a whore when she wasn't in a relationship. She told everyone I made her go outside and fuck in the rain. But when we were fucking she said I started biting her hardly and really going too deep that she started to cry. No one really believed her and I didn't either. Except later I remembered being outside in the rain and fucking her roughly and her crying. Idk why i was the way I was but it never happened again. I never treat women like that without consent.

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I was groomed by someone who pretended to be my friend for 6-7 years. He was the only "friend" I had and was also the only person I thought I could trust. It still bothers me to this day and I've told some people about it but I wish I never did.

gotta bash dat cervix boi

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I was arrested at 18 with 3 of my girlfriends for pot. I was terrified, it's the only time I've ever been arrested. My car was towed, we got frisked, cuffed, and put into a van. We got to the station they took our mugshots, prints, medical info, and lead us to a room that was like a mix of an office & gym. A policewoman in her late 20's early 30's came in, put 4 boxes in front of us and with a smile, said "Strip, bra & panties too!" The looker room at our old school had private stalls, my doctor was the only person who'd ever seen me naked and I thought that was humiliating. We got undressed as slowly as possible, my hands trembled as I took my bra off. We stood there nude, trying to cover up to preserve what little dignity we still had. "Hands behind your head!" smiling as she said it, I don't know if it was sexual or a power thing but she loved her job. "Wow, you'er going to be popular girls in here tonight. Now stand on the red line, facing the chair." She put on gloves making sure to loudly snap them, then ripped off a piece of that paper they use on doctor's tables and put it on the chair. If you want a visual of what what happened, look up "ACLU prison strip search is abusive" they show a training video, censoring the girl's face and nothing else. She told us 1 by 1 to do that, plus said to do jumping jacks and "Lift your tits by the nipple." even my friend with A cups had to do it. She'd make rude comments about our bodies and look at our faces. If she saw we looked away she'd yell "Eyes forward!" she made sure we saw every inch of each other's skin. "I still think you girls are hiding something." and 1 by 1 we had to do it again. We showered next, she'd say things like "Scrub those pussies, girls like fish to be fresh." We got on uniforms and she walked us to our cell, during the walk said we'd have 3 lesbian cellmates. I was trying not to cry, she put us all in a 4 person cell, laughed "told ya!" Years later, I'm not gay or bi but I do have a WIP fetish.

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You get used to it, but don't do them.

Too deep?

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Was smashing her cervix

I got my first blowjob from my male cousin when I was 12 and I came in his mouth

Yeah, I know. I can't drive cause I have a really strong urge to run over someone or crash into tree intentionally.

I don't miss that at all. Shits annoying.

Do you go to therapy or anything?

Every interaction I have with friends/colleagues is geared towards trying to figure out if they'd be willing to trade nudes of our wives.

Yeah, no result. Tried tons of meds - didn't help either.

Had a similar experience. When i was ten, my four or five y/o cousin sat on my face, i remember getting really aroused at the time and i think i might have put my tongue out while she was there.

Based

TITS or GTFO

newfag

Thats fucking hot.

I got drunk and raped my best friends girlfriend at a party and knocked her up. Then I panicked and convinced him to dump her and she ended up killing herself. It's kind of a long story but I'll explain if anyone is interested

I'm sure our families would beg to differ.

sounds interesting

In university, still virgin. Confused if gay/str8 or bi. Go to party, get drunk. On couch with passed out guy and passed out girl. Fondle vag. Fondle cock. Back and forth trying to see which aroused me. Always ashamed by memory, especially when read news about people getting charged with sexual assault for way less.

lmao unless he's single-handedly teaching every class for your degree, I'd say you're retarded. You repeating the same class or something?

I was never into scat, except apparently from girls related to me... I found the smell of shit and the very idea of its taste disgusting until my fucking thicc assed sister moved in for 2 years. She farts alot and the smell was just so familiar and arousing that i couldnt help myself. I already had an obsession with asses and that only made it worse... it started with just her farts being what i loved but that was a slippery slope... i ended up smelling my cute cousins farts too and liking them as well. Now im obsessed withthe idea of them farting on my face. Liquid shit still disgusts me, like if theyre sick or something but solid stuff seems to turn me on. Several of my cousins and sisters know i like them but they dont know this stuff. The one cousin who actually wants my dick knows id eat her farts though. My sister knkws I dont find her fart smell offensive but doesnt know i jack off to them and breathe them in on purpose.

Idk why one would larp about smelling their relatives' farts but it seems that it's happened

So it was my first year in college and my best friend had been dating this chick for a few years. 8/10, but her whole family was a bunch of bible thumping cucks, so she was super adamant that she wait until marriage to fuck. Anyway it's the end of the semester and my friend throws this huge party and everyone is completely shitfaced. I go outside and see his gf passed out on a deck lounge. By this point the party has mostly moved inside, so I pick her up and bring her behind this huge hedge and fuck her right in the dirt. Then after I just left her there and went back in to the party. Next morning my friend calls me and tells me something happened, she said she was raped but he thinks shes lying and cheated. I was young and stupid and scared of the repercussions so I kinda doubled down on it, telling him who I saw her with and shit. He dumped her, and a few weeks later she finds out shes pregnant. At this point her whole fucking family disowns her and she goes running back to my friend, but he turns her away too. About a month later she hung herself in her apartment.

Wouldn't surprise me if he had to retake. He doesn't do shit in class because he's too busy thinking about professor weiner

I'd get drunk with my niece and have sex with her every weekend while she was in middle-high school. I used to date her mom when we were around her age, and after seeing how much she looked like her back then, I had to do it.

so did you ever figure it out?

Accidentally burned down a church. I ran and it was rumored to be a terrorist incident.

>my niece
> dated her mom
So you fucked your sister?

I used to use my exes holes all night when she would pass out from being drunk. She has no idea what all I did to her

Catholic Church?

Brother's daughter. She started dating him when they ended up going to the same college.

me and my 20yo gf plan to have sex wth our chldren
(my jeyboard us broen)

how is she ok with that

Too much cum and cheeto dust

This is oddly relatable. Does your wife know you trade her nudes?

dunno. ut tooc a lot of convuncung tho. ut all started when she saud she used to masturbate wth mu school days pcs

>especially when read news about people getting charged with sexual assault for way less.
Shit man, I know that feel. A drunk girl passed out in my bed freshman year and I was too beta to do anything but just lay there while she slept it off. She was super embarrassed about it the next time I saw her but was laughing it off and never made a big deal of it. Every time I think back on that moment I cringe and thank god I wasn't sent up for sexual assault.

You must be proud of yourself huh?
Retard

Die

No. I know she's going to find out eventually but I'm addicted to trading nudes.

Baptist. Which is generally a black population so the media thought it was a racially motivated incident. It wasn't, I just fucked up.

In Christian academies you're so repressed and can't do anything, like even how you eat has to be the proper way. That's why I think everything went so far.

Gym teachers are always either homos or pedophiles. Or both.

No. I think about it a lot. My kid would be 8 now. I considered killing myself for a while after she did, but I couldnt do that to my family.

When I was in middle school I started writing music. I wrote a piece that my band played (horrribly) in the 8th grade, and my band director at the time had me go meet with various college professors because he really believed in me and my ability to go far in music. All of the college professors said the same thing: yes, you can write music, but it's nothing impressive, even for your age. I was the only one who talked to them and every time I walked out of an office I had to act like I wasn't a terrified freshman out of place in a college campus, so I told people all the meetings went very well. After a while I formulated a lie that I was on a completely fabricated list and nobody questioned it. I got deep into the lie. Said I was being looked at by semi-major companies, colleges, nobody ever tried to say I was even exaggerating.I studied music theory on my own in my spare time and after graduating high school I have not been back to college (yet at least) because everybody expects me to go to a prestigious school that I would likely struggle at. As a musician, all of my credentials are lies and anyone who knew how to fact check me just didn't want to. A life changing lie that I'm still living with, because I still write music daily.

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Had a threesome with my girlfriend and her younger sister. They were trying to piss off their dad and the younger sister's boyfriend and I just couldn't say no.

If it's a threesome why it seems there are four people involved?

I lured a young girl on Final Fantasy 11 to come to my city without her parents knowing.

My wife's been indulging in my cuckolding fetish since we were dating in college. It's been a big part of our sex lives and a regular topic of discussion for us. Recently we'd talked about being ready financially to think about having kids. A few months ago she decided to surprise me on my birthday by revealing that she's been trying and succeeded in getting knocked up by one of her bulls. I was, to her surprise, not pleased. To her credit, when she realized I wasn't overjoyed or excited and that she monumentally fucked up, she broke down in tears and had a panic attack because she thought I was going to leave her because of it, and to be fair, I spent weeks considering it, and the thought still creeps into my mind from time to time.

Jesus Christ

As a young boy, I was a prostitute. Slept with a lot of dudes and one woman. Made a ton of money this way.

larp. try harder

I had sex with a baby/toddler and went to jail for it.

Just jail?

have a kik or wickr?

Seems like you know how to cope well. Don't hesitate to admit yourself to a hospital if you ever agree with yourself to hurt yourself or someone else. Your life matters and so do other people's.

I knocked up my little sister to try and keep her from getting married off to an older man in an arranged marriage and get sent back to my parent's home country.

have a kik or wickr?

Nope, if you want to chat, it has to be on here.

You deserve the worst possible fate, like your fucked in the head

Are you a nazi now?

Got fucked by an older man in front of a bunch of girls in college because they didn't believe me when I said I was bi.

I used to sleep with my cousin.

I have sex with homeless dudes regularly. I give em booze, chat em up, toss them a meal maybe and then fuck them in the ass. Sometimes when they're passed out or unwilling, but none have ever reported me. Scumbag faggots know they wouldn't be believed. And besides, some have actually come back for more partying.
Laugh all you want but I get more ass than most.

I escorted for money m4m, I overdosed and got raped by a girl while dying, a lot of drugs related craziness, and witnessed a literal murder in the hood. All my experiences are due to being junkie at the time.

Idky but this is actually a common occurrence. Always have to have the next one.

how old, and how much money?

Yea I live in Europe, got two years and was out in 16 months on good behaviour.
Easy bro I already was punished.

>I knocked up my little sister to try and keep her from getting married off to an older man in an arranged marriage and get sent back to my parent's home country.
Shitskins...not even once.

what was the most depraved shit u ever did?

I married my stepsister

Ironically, our skin's pretty white. Right general region of the world, but wrong color.

No, it was just us three and they told the boyfriend and dad. In retrospect that was pretty messed up because I was the one in physical danger. But I got a threesome with two sisters and just had to lay low from the angry cucks for a week or so.

It's just like the gays

>our skin's pretty white.
Shitskin isn't a race it's a mentality and lifestyle

Started at 12. Made few hundreds very often. Sleepover for the weekend, i made a thousand.

Guy made me not wipe my ass after i would not go to the bathroom, and fucked my dirty butt till I released everywhere. dude was heavily into scat, I let him but never let him rub that on me. lol.

The first High is the best, but it’s the only good high you’ll get from it. Trust me. Don’t chase the high, that’s how you get addicted.

...so you fucked her life over harder than if she had just been arranged married off

I've been cruising homeless for twenty years. More sex than I can remember. Its the fucking best.

How the fuck do you come across fuckin' a baby? Like, were you just bored? How did you get a baby?

I fucking love it.

I'm related to a child molester and all my old friends think I'm one because of the association and I'm an autistic shut in whose never had a gf. Due to this I had to move away from my home and now I try my best not to let people get close to me in fear that they'll end up rejecting me. What's really fucked is I can't blame them, but it doesn't make me feel any better

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Fucking hell, did you get paid extra for the scat? How do you gauge shitty assfucking price?

I'm thinking about doing gay shit for money. Not attracted to guys but it seems like easy money and I'm sick of a 9-5.

You unbelievable larping faggot. You need to fucking kill yourself, honestly.

I'll start by saying I'm a horrible virgin loser.

Last week my mom was listening to her favorite music as I entered the living room she asked me to dance with her. And moment I held her waist I had a fucking boner.

I failed as a son too.

t. onision

I read this exact same pasta a couple of months ago...

dilate

INTERGALACTIC KEK
did she fucking notice??? how old?

Fuck no, all my pimples are on my back, not my face

I have a bunch of junkie stories, escorting stories as a “straight” male to other males (idk anymore tbh), getting raped while dying, being in a coma for 6 days, and lastly being the scumbag girls cheated on their boyfriends with.

did you press it against her?

You gotta give us more details user.

Oh thats easy - do you have any idea how much desperate single moms there are? Most are total sluts. Tell them you're great with kids and within days you're babysitting.

lmao rip, u fucked up man

I still jerk off while fantasizing about the details my ex told me of her getting sexually assaulted

OMG... you actually killed that girl by proxy.

I'm 21, she's 43

Nothing much. I just touch her butt for a split second and lightly kissed her neck, her hair was smelling amazing.
Than just hugged her tightly after finishing dance.

Yeah i did. I asked for more. It was a bit easy to do cause all i did was just no wipe but it was incredibly weird after to get butt pumped like that. I didnt see that guy after.

Same tbh

Had an asian ex who was into age foreplay. She looked and acted as a preteen and I'd be the perverted adopted man. Even loved to be groped and fucked in public. Weird at first but it was hot after.
Treated her like my little girl for a while.

When are ya gonna fuck your mom user?

Easy if you get swallow the fact that most clients are going to be absolutely disgusting. I promise you that as an experienced “entertainer”.

In college my roommate passed out drunk when we were drinking one night. I eventually couldn't help myself felt her up and ended up sticking a finger in her ass. She woke up and caught me knuckle-deep freaked out and nutted out naturally. Long story short she made me lick it clean right in front of her and then kicked me out. Never said anything about it again but it was always hanging there

Asian girls are kinky af dude. My wife's big into raceplay.

This is funny to me, it’s so nonchalant.

Fucked Aaron Hernandez in the ass

>short she made me lick it clean right in front of her and then kicked me out.
the fuck?

It was a shit test and you failed. You should have made her lick it

kek nice, good job making a clean getaway.

I had to help bathe my 11yo niece several times and it was honestly pretty fun

Had an ex that would dress up like a school girl and call me her daddy while she rode my dick

Good to know

When I was 17, I dated a 13 year old girl that was obsessed with me. Fucked her plenty and she was freaky as fuck. We sent a lot of nudes to each other. I love talking about her so I'll answer any questions.

>was 16
>snoop around on mom's phone out of curiosity
>find out she's been fucking our neighbor and cheating on my dad
>get hard from knowing that and jerk off

its not a secret if so many people know.

Imagine having a mom.

Secrecy is subjective

What was the freakiest thing she did

holy shit, thank you so much

I overdosed in my girlfriends bathroom and she had no idea that I did heroin. She found me and called 911 and had me revived. I convinced her I was drugged by her stepmom.

Her stepmom ended up going to jail on unrelated charges a short while after that.

We stayed together for 9 months after that.

I'd say she sent me a vid of her fucking her ass with a hairbrush in her school's bathroom stall.

yes, there are so many crystal meth success stories. smart move.

did anyone ever find out?

Did she let you assfuck her?

too dumb to realize how babby formed

We have all been there dude

Yes, her parents and my parents knew. Hers was fine with it, mine were very hesitant.
No, unfortunately. She sent me a ton of vids like that but would never do anal.

Details about her abuse

lol

That’s a shame imagine how tight that asshole would’ve been

I know, I wish. Would've filled her ass so many times.

This is how she would dress up. She had the body going for her as well - flat chest and clothes to match.

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Any pics of her now?

i haven't ejaculated in 37 days

I have hella stories like that but that one stood out to me in my head

My wife was underaged when we first started fucking. I'll always miss those days.

Well, she's 15 now, so I'd rather not share anything.

It was definitely a turn on for me knowing her age while I was fucking her.

She was at a party and got really drunk and three dudes took her back to a dorm and took turns having their way with her.

Damn, that's beautiful.

I do too, it’s good you shared. I’m clean now but it remind me that I was not that unique. I got raped while overdosing in a hotel room after escaping a rehab with a chick. Ended up in a coma for a week and broke, I pan handled to get back to my state. So I getchu, share more if your willing

I look a lot younger than I really am, and when I was just barely legal I definitely looked underaged. I got fucked by a lot of older men who insisted I call them daddy and dress up in a school uniform. A couple of them got really into the roleplay and would go absolute beast mode if I teased them on the implication of it.

Same, I was kinda a late bloomer so being able to actually smash teen pussy was amazing. In all seriousness though she's an awesome wife.

Not gonna lie, not really my thing but glad you guys are having fun

Shut the fuck up

Are you m or f?

No need to get upset

Nothing special, you are just another chicken shit rapist. Kill yourself or move on.

m

I love younger girls.

I took a job as college professor to be closer to them. A huge pay cut but totally worth it. They dress and act as sluts, I regret nothing.

if your mom a MILF annon? i mean, is she hot? because only then i could understand why mr. peepee got so happy.

niggers

discord gg /wz4G8m

Fun how?

Getting to touch her entire naked body and she was really cool about it

No don't even fucking indulge him he posts the exact same thing on every secrets thread

Again, shut the fuck up

She's not fat and ugly but won't qualify for milf's standard either. Average

No need to get upset

Not surprising, since you label yourself a horrible virgin loser. No doubt you suffer from a lack of affection. During sexual development, your wires can get crossed, and you link physical/sexual contact to love and affection. That would be a normal response to the situation.

so're you gonna fuck her or what?

When I was a junior in High School I made a sexual advance towards my math teacher that everyone wanted to fuck and she (understandably) turned me down. Thankfully she didnt turn me in

On the 0.00001% chance this isnt larp. You know the rules

Are you gay independently? Do you have an gf, bf or anything

Ex-escort here. I often *fantasize* about being brutally raped and assaulted, a few of my clients also shared my fantasy.

There's something primal about being pressed against the cold ceramic tiles of a bathroom, stark naked and defenceless, while someone fucks you senseless then jizzes over your used body.

In hindsight, that's pretty fucked up. But damn does it turn me on.

Thats probably the only true part of it

In high school, after hearing about the slutty things girls did on the weekends, I'd type up what I heard and put it in their mailboxes at night. It was fun seeing them back in school knowing that their parents read it.

Honestly, not that surprising. I'd imagine that you didn't typically fuck em, since the damage would be really obvious, unless if you have the world's needliest dick. Did you actually fuck them or did you just perform sex acts?

m or f?

F

Was hiking with a fwb and she had to take a dump in the woods. She made a joke about watching her poop and I took her up on the offer. She let me jerk off on her dirty asshole and now I have a pooping fetish.

>In hindsight, that's pretty fucked up.
nah, its p hot. would let someone violate me

people who let their partners do weird shit like that are the real mvps

also kek

Shine on you crazy bastard.

Bump.

When i was on college i convinced a random guy to fuck another dude after i told him i was into "guys so manly that they can fuck other guys and still be secure about their manhood".
I asked for proof, he videotaped himself giving another guy a blowjob.
I, of course did nothing wrong with it.
Except sending it to his family and friends.
He blocked me and eventually dropped out of college.
I still dunno why i did it, yeah he was after my ass but i usually just ignore them. I guess i just wanted to be a bitch for no reason at all.
Im a girl btw

Based

really wanted to explore my diaper fetish right before i turned 18, found a guy on grindr who was into it and i sucked his really fat dick while he rubbed my ass in a wet pullup,still jerk off to it all the time

Nice larp faggot

he also called me his 'little boy' and 'good boy' which really turned me on

>Says the beta faggot

I cheated on my BF with his best friend, till this day I'm still amazed at how many of his 'friends' came to my defense.

You caught me, I'm a faggy little cocksucker. I'm still the only one telling the truth.

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Stay mad, bro.

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newfag detected

ha gottem

Raped my ex-gf. Our thing was over and she was seeing another dude. She came over my house whit a mini skirt to drop some stuff. She always liked when I forced onto her. Fastfoward she had my dick inside and i asked her "u like it more than *dudes name*?" She started crying and then I realized I was doing a bad thing and told her to leave.
She lives in another country now

I went to Russia in high school and some locals got me drunk. I ended up pooping into an unlocked tank in red square and had to run some equally drunk cops. Pretty sure they would have killed me. Even the Russians I was with seemed nervous for me.

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I wish I was a little more horny when I was a kid because when I was very young (like 7–10 or sum) my first cousin and I used to fool around a lot.

Pretty sure she only knew about this stuff by walking in on her parents doing it, but we’d “play house” where I’d be the dad and she’d be the mom and we’d kiss and stuff. She saw my dick a lot back then too.

We might have almost fucked at some point as well but we were caught just as I had my pants down.

To this day I still have a crush on her lol

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TITS OR GTFO

it sounds like she allowed it to happen until she realized what she was doing, not like rape

>projecting what you’d like someone to do to you

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Was a late bloomer in high school so i was indirectly bullied by a girl a year younger. We were both in a school club i was organizing and she was my co president. She was also taller and more athletic than me though. Never mentioned it to anyone because she did it in ways that were socially exploitative so i dont think anyone saw it as bullying and neither did i at the time. But thinking back to it makes me diamonds and fuck i feel guilty about that.

I've been raped 2 times in my life.
I enjoyed both times.

Fucked a pumpkin because I saw it done in a Halloween themed porn. Didn't really like it but it still ended up on the front porch for the trick or treaters.

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greentext?

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What was going through your head when you dragged her behind the bush? Were you worried anyone would see you? You would have been fucked.

Also, yikes. You better be making amends somehow in your life.

Well you got your shit together that moment, hurrah for you buddy

Sometimes

Sometimes I, god. It hurts to say it.

Sometimes I say "sorry" just to hear "its ok user"

I often fantasize about flying back to my hometown and raping various middle-aged women I know.

Specifically my high school math & spanish teachers and several of my friend's moms.

One of my best friend's in college was a lesbian. She would always ask me to come into the bathroom with her. She'd shit right in front of me while we were chatting and I always got rock hard.

She ever notice? Or did you ever tell her?

You Canadian?

I was pushed onto my knees and forced to blow a group of guys in the middle of the dance floor during a foam party.

I have a gf but i have no emotional attachment to men at all. No feelings whatsoever. I do enjoy the feeling of sex but thats it.

Story time
> be me
> 10 years ago
> 22 yrs old living it up
> still in college at the time in Richmond, VA
> knew this chick since 9th grade
> she’s had the same bf for years
> he’s an army bro
> He and I never held a conversation longer than 20 seconds
> ships out again
> chick hits me up every time she gets lonely
> we fuck sometimes, notbad.jpeg
> get drunk as fuck and go at the slampig
> she tells me to blow it in her
> sweating bullets whatdo.png
> fuck it and blow my mighty load
> swears she’s on bc
> her bf comes back from war shit
> saw combat, lost friends
> feelsbadman
> she says I can’t talk to her anymore
> she marries dude and blocks me on social
> 5 years later see her
> see her and a kid
> she says it’s mine
> the little bastard looks a lot like me when I was that age
> says she won’t out me because she married the dude and the ol’ bastard died overseas from chicken pox or something stupid
> she gets a fuckload of money for her and the kid
> mfw this nigga raised my bastard, and went back to fight for the bonus so he could pay for a family that wasn’t really his

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I use to work in an office with several women, when i would work late by myself i would jack off and cum inside their lotion bottles that some had on thir desk. They all had my cum on them at some point lol

I’m fucking a popular gaming YouTuber’s wife. Their YouTube channel has 12 million subscribers.

u suck

Purity of the shit matters but the not sleep is what fucks you up the most. You go a day with out sleep and take another hit and then your start spiraling downwards.

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I use to spy on my aunt when she would shower or use the bathroom, she had a hairy pussy

Take that Dr.Disrespect. You crybaby bitch.

how old are you? How old were you when you started as an escort and how long did that last?

I sexually abused and molested my family friends daughter for years as a teen. it's been my only sexual encounters ever, and while technically not a virgin, havent really done anything else with anyone else. can only think about her but I cant chase it at this point in my life

Ha ha. That would be ironic.

This YouTuber makes edutainment videos about games and movies on his two main channels and livestreams himself playing games with his wife on a third channel. I’ve fucked the wife on the couch in their livestream room before.

m or f?

in 5th grade, i invited my friend to my house and he proceeded to force me to suck him off till i cried. Doesn't bother me as much as i think it should.

how old was she

male, sorry if I got your hopes up.

she was 8 and I was 13 when I started, continued till I was 22 and she was 17

Boogaloo? That old shit been played out back in 1967.

was she hot?

gt because fuck it

>be late for the club meeting
>girl wants to get in to oxbridge/ivy uni so she is really after leadership spots even though it does not really mean shit
>"come on user late again i already gave them an assignment but you can be useful and get my gym bag i forgot it"
>go get bag because i thought it would make me look less pathetic than arguing.
>her bag is unpacked fml
>while packing her stuff decide its a good idea to cum in her sneaker as revenge
>gym stuff smells of sweat so i figure i can get away with it.
>bring it back she thanks me with a patronizing "maybe we need to talk about responsibilities if you cant be on time user" or some variation.
>stands up and gets really close to me so she can talk down to me.
>asks me to stay for longer after everyone leaves to discuss the position we both have

personally? hell fuckin yea. she was that cutie "love at first sight" deal. also I was a super horny teenager

when did you start fucking her?

When I was in junior high and high school I messed around with my cousin. She was a year younger than me. We stopped for a while but I visited her in college and we ended up fucking. Afterwards she told people that I raped her.

She is one of my female friends from high school on who I secretly had a crush on.
She moved to another state so we lost contact but then came back after 2 years to marry one dude here.
Old friends reunited and we met again except that she came to the party with her man, I got to know him too, he's pretty chill so we started hanging out alot.
They don't really fit as a couple but hey eventually she got pregnant and then one day, when he wasn't with us she started complaining and crying how he's boring and how she didn't plan to have kids just yet. I felt sad, later learning that I had a chance to be with her because she was interested in me just as much I had a crush on her.
Fast forward a couple of months and we fucked, best sex of my life.
So yeah, I fucked my friends preggo wife that has been my crush since high school, am I guilty?

not long into it. she was never awake though. I was a nervous teen, and she wouldn't sleep over often. I think she was around 10 and I 15. snuck some alcohol into to her and had my was. I was a virgin mess. had to make do with the times she was over

I'm in my 30s and sexually attracted to teens, 13-17 ideally, or any girl that is petite, but not prepubescent. Since my early 20s I started dating teens in that range. I have been dating .y current gf for nearly 8 years from when she was 14. We sometimes go online and seek out teens together. Most recently we dated a 16 year old together for a year. We would have sex weekly and it was the best sex I've ever had. GF eventually thought I was replacing her and got jealous and the relationship with other girl failed. I've been dying to get another teen but she doesn't want to anymore so I have been going on snapchat and sexting teens almost daily.

when she slept over, did she sleep in your room?

Similar thing happened to me, but with a friend instead. We only went as far as kissing but nothing else.

Go on

I get nudes of girls (mostly younger) and then blackmail them and make them be my online sex toy. I'll never actually release their nudes to their families but having that control over them and hearing then call you Master is just so hot.

it's OCD. OCD is a delusional disorder . look up "Pure O Girl" on YouTube and see if you relate to any of her stuff. intrusive thoughts are heal man. Mine where triggered by a tramatic relationship. look up N Acetyl Cystine on Amazon. 1 Gram x 3 a day. it's been shown to help with OCD. Another thing you can do is look into a guides session with or even DMT. I may possibly help just be sure to have a Xanax if it gets uncomfortable. always say the reverse of your intrusive thoughts or say you're not gonna do them or better yet tell those thoughts fuck you and laugh em off.

women want to be raped by their partner dood. yes god is a dick and yes that is put in womens programming

What ages?

Where do you meet them? Sometimes I find girls on Omegle but that takes forever

god no. she was the same age as my sister, so I was always the "cool, distant older brother" even though I was a faggot nerd. had to make my way to her

srry to break it to you cuck boi but if you wanna fight the government you're gonna need nukes. not limp dick semi autos

I find this both arousing and extremely fucked up. I’m very conflicted

literally kill yourself OP or turn yourself in

Hawt. I fuck married women. So thrilling

good . especially if it was Catholic

I like to jack off thinking of my 67 years old widow mom used like a cum and piss slut by friends and strangers. Don't really know why but it gets me horny as fuck.

41 yo male here. Married, with children. Been with the wife since we were about 20 yo. Last year a coworker came on to me - and she made it. She's smokin hot, 40 yo with the body of a 20 yo, and with a sexually appetite I cannot describe. Has a huge collection of toys, and is up for everything. First time we had a "date" (or rather agreed to meet up for a bit of fooling around) was at work after hours, where she kissed me, groped me and dragged me in to a toilet. She got down on me and gave me the best blowjob of my life, cumming in her mouth and she swallowed.

FF to now, where she's separated from her husband and bought a new house. We meet at least once a week, and every time is a new best. i spend the night with her some times, or I take a day off rom work to go to her house and fuck, She's always clean shaven and greets me in sexy lingerie. I get to cum wherever I want; face, pussy, anally and she always just wants more. Been testing out some light SM, with her tied up and me spanking her and forcing her to orgasm. Last time we met I gave her 17 orgasms on one day; wanted to test how many she could have. Squirted on most of them. She's sucked me off in a car while I was driving, we've eaten out when she removed her thong and handed it to me... And I'm horny as hell around her.

And yeah, I know this sounds made up, and I hardly belive it myself. Didn't expect these things to happen to me, Don't know if I'm going to go for her or the wife/family, but anyways she's changed my life.

Pic very related; from one of our getaways at a hotel.

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incest threesome nice

I mean, it sucks he died, but I think he would have eventually figured it out. Now she gets paid for life, and the kid gets cash until they’re 18 and I think college tuition until their mid-20’s.

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I’ve thought about fucking some homeless women. Plenty here in LA. But that seems too fucking dirty. How do you guys do it? What’s the approach/ tactic?

Hope you know she is traumatised and has nightmares nightly about it.

Go creampie her again for the lolz. And post that bitch on Pics you Shouldn’t Share

Im batman

Noice

I grew up with no parental supervision and was not told about sexual predators as a child.
I was sexually molested by 2 neighbor kids, when I was 7yrs old. They were 10 and 14yr old. I learned how to masturbate around that time. At 11yrs old, I would meet guys online, exchange nudes and do fone sex. It turns into meeting men irl and having actual sex. Ive been raped multiple times when I was young. I wasnt aware of grooming and such. Im older now but whenever I would think about those memories, it turns me on. I love being raped and forced. And vanilla sex doesnt turn me on. Im female and whenever I find out about little girls being raped I kind of see them as me, and it turns me on.

hot stuff! how old are you now?

Had a gf just like this. I too was molested and went through similar experiences. He promised to keep each other in check with our urges. But sometimes we would indulge. Imagine having a big with that very same kink... that’s what we had

Had a gf just like this. I too was molested and went through similar experiences. We promised to keep each other in check with our urges. But sometimes we would indulge. Imagine having a bf with that very same kink... that’s what we had

doubt it. she was always asleep. but I moved on and havent done anything to her in years. still interact with her often and nothing as ever been brought up.

that poor girl. You ruined everything for her.

how old were the men you've been raped by?

How do you fuck homeless people?

I was never raped as a child but my first gay experience was getting fed drinks at a bar I was too young to be in then taken home by a very sketchy guy who fucked me well past the point where I sobered up and started begging him to stop. I came so fucking hard from the experience and now nothing gets me harder than being held down and roughed up.

if real
lol top rekt

Im in my mid 20s now. The most embarrassing part is that if I ever dated a man who have the same kink, I would probably join in. I wouldnt rape a little girl but I definitely would fuck a 12yr old. Most of them already know what they're doing. I was at that age when I was at my horniest.

I have a group of friends that I know from conventions. MANY of them are trans and most of the others are somewhere in LGBTQ. Im well to the right of center politically and making friends with them has really helped me understand their views. Im still voting mostly the same but Im a lot more moderate as an individual. Every single one of them asked nicely regarding their preferred pronouns so I am happy to use them. I see posts they make on social media and think to myself "A friend that I love and care about thinks and believes this way, I should try to at least understand it."

Sometimes though... I see stuff like "If you voted for Trump you are human garbage, unfriend me now" and that can be hard to deal with. These are people I hug, make jokes with, watch out for, and work with. But I dont know that they would still accept me if it ever came out where I sit politically.

you f?

Most men were in their 30s some 20s. Most of them would get me drunk, when they think I passed out that's when they would rape me

Well here you go then.

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have you been raped sober as well?

Same. But two people with that same kink is a child rape waiting to happen. You HAVE to keep each other in check

Damn she fine user congratz

in real life the cops electrocute the girls after fucking them to fake a really bad hangover and get mommy and daddy to pick them up

Im female. And yeah ive been raped sober as well. But I dont even know if I should call it rape since I enjoyed every bit of it

define little girls...

Now that you mentioned it, its probably a bad idea to date someone with the same kink lol

Was fine. She got fat and worn out and now she e-begs in Oregon or something.

Ahhhh. Ballz. Well hey man at least you nutted when the pussy was good

Pretty much. At the time it was just me and that dude, but after he died she started fucking everything.