How much weight would americans lose if we convinced them that the coronavirus was caused by eating cheeseburgers

how much weight would americans lose if we convinced them that the coronavirus was caused by eating cheeseburgers

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All the big food chains would probably rename their cheese burgers to something like "yellow and meaty"

None, it's not what you eat, it's how much you eat. They'll just eat something else and enough of it to still be fat.

They would become extinct.

well americans clearly eat to much and dont want to do anything about it,thats why they elected an overweight moron as their president

They'd just eat KFC

Cheeseburgers are good for you.

kfc is disgusting

they managed to make their chicken taste even worse(if that was possible)with their stupid beyond meat bullshit

no they arent you fat fuck

KFC, and Cheese burgers will probably assassinate Trump.

Break it down into it's constituent parts.
*Lean Beef - efficient protein
*Artisan Bun- carbs, important
*Veggies - duh
*Cheese - tasty and delicious in moderation

So, whats the problem? Just don't eat a hundred of them. Its the same foods in any balanced meal. Way better than a pasta based meal. Way better than French cuisine soaked in butter.

ASSBURGERS

>whats the problem

gee cleetus,how about its unhealthy greasy fatty good.no wonder your country is all fat and stupid

As long as it is a fast food burger and you make it yourself, a cheese burger isint unhealthy in the slightest. Your head must be 89% bone you dimwit

>fast food burger

>you make it yourself

you've never ate at a fast food place before have you? you dont make them yourself,retard

kinda this, but there's a difference between a quality burger with fresh ingredients and a whopper. You can have a sandwich with a ground beef patty.

Yeah, had nothing to do with the dnc's shenanigans.

America is fat and stupid because they have a yearly "let fat and stupid people in" quota. They're not the fattest country by any shout, and even if you find a metric that puts them first it's near identical in other first world countries

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Lean beef- arguable
Carbs- definitely not a necessity, refined grains generally lose their efficacy better to get them with fiber, 'artisan' means dick all
Veggies-negligable amount on a burger, maybe the onion if you really load it up

Tldr: your delusion is showing

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Wow, look at the straws that you're clutching at. You're ranked below some Melanesian and Micronesian countries, who total less than the actual amount of the population of your obese people. Shrug. Get 4 people in a room, three of whom are fat cunts and that's 75% of the population....

Sounds like you're in denial or uneducated on the basics of healthy dietary habits. When you fry a burger, most of the fat liquefies and leaks out.
> 90% lean. For a 4-ounce cooked lean beef burger you'll take in around 225 calories, 12 grams of fat, 5 gram of saturated fat and 27 grams of protein. It's an excellent source of niacin, vitamin B12, zinc and selenium and a good source of vitamin B6, iron and phosphorus
A healthy diet requires approximately 1 gram of protein per kilo of body weight. And like I said, a lot of fat leaks out. The RDA of fat is 50 to 70 grams. You could live exclusively on burgers. But since most people eat some veggies and fruits, nuts (high in protein), the burger bun which has zero fat, the standard american diet is not bad. The junk food makes it bad. Sugars and butter and pure fat like heavily relying on cheese make a diet unbalanced in fat calories. Not lean meat, like chicken and fish, and a burger whenever you desire one.

Jesus..lots of obsessing with America today. Is this what foreigners do? Think about America 24/7?

I'm saying the veggies aren't BAD, dimwit. And artisan makes a big difference, because the worst thing in factory baking is the preservatives. Buns should not last three weeks in a plastic bag. Bakery rolls last about two-three days before getting mold spots and getting stale.

Its Sunday, and Europe is bored.

Ah makes sense

~90% id say

I claim a Monstergirl because I'm cultured

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Not only are you talking about a country with resurging irradicated diseases because they all decided theyre smarter than scientists and wont vaccinate, They also believe its a hoax as is cause donald said so. Your plan to make it sound ridiculous will not work at all.

The same amount of weight they lost when mad cow disease was around.

How much weight would OP lose if we convinced him that Coronavirus came from eating cock?

You're right, we should totally elect bernie so everyone can starve a little waiting in bread lines.

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Well, this I can say--at least we're NOT eating fucking bats and other rodents, spurring viral outbreaks worldwide every decade or so. Just sayin'.

>NOT eating fucking bats and other rodents
You say that, but you forget all of our special friends in the south who eat roadkill. Opossum, yum yum.

>they all decided theyre smarter than scientists and wont vaccinate, They also believe its a hoax as is cause donald said so.
Wrong on every level. Percentage of anti-vaxxers are about .01% of the parents with children. In a typical highschool with weird parents, it's one in a thousand. And less in highschools where regular people aren't insane Gwenith Paltrow followers. That is far from "every".

Well... horse meat was found in burgers? What if bat meat was?

Why would bat meat be in burgers?

Maybe bats sleep in the mincing machine at night and accidentally get shredded with the beef..... i dunno.....