Walk into your home

Tell her the temperature is rising somewhere around my groin too.

Fucking chin the bitch

walk out because i am clearly in chuck-e-cheese

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Grab the retarded cunt by her hair and throw her out the door, call the cops and have them escort her off my property. Crack open an energy drink & play some CoD.

I'd call her parents to pick her up, and make her a tuna sandwich and hand her a nice big glass of cold chocolate milk. Probably we'd watch some cartoons.
When her mother on the front door, I'd jump up and give her (the mother, you retard) the spanking of her lifetime for ruining poor greta's life, only to fuel her own low, narcissistic desires.

That's what I'd do, and so should you.

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:D

>"How dare I not hug this cute girl"

hold her down and penetrate her holes, she can't fight me off.. i know that. plus she's trespassing so any marks or what not is just me protecting myself.

i'd have to cum inside her and unless she's ovulating i can breed her once and she'll forever be chemically altered with my genes, she will never escape me. then release her.

pull out a gun and shoot her for breaking into my house

Shoot her in the dick for trespassing.

Fart all over my home

Punch her in the face, pull off her pants and her underwear and anally rape her.

youtu.be/mmwlQEnoHRA

Do the greek style

This

Feed her an entire bowl of hard boiled eggs.

ignore her, head on into the basements and meet my buddies to relieve some stress. been a shitty day
youtube.com/watch?v=GGv8CFDj5yI

Give her the dick, any other answer is gay

Throw eggs at her.
Make her eat bowl.

Yeah, this.

Light a coal fire. Not even to heat the house, I’d just burn that shit on the lawn.

360??

>i dare.

Good job walking into her again you retard.

Sodomize and pull her pigtails like she wants

Fuck off james

Ask her smiling what I've done.

OMG HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA guys he just HAHAHAHHAHAHA he said 360 HAHAHAHAHA that means he would just HAHAHAHHAH he would just make a full circle HAHAHAHA and walk right into her HAHAHHAHAHAHA THIS IS SO FUNNY

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God always sees user

Give her a breast orgasm with my mouth and hands.

Vegans fart A LOT from all the veggies. Push into her and she would let a a chainsaw fart. No thanks Greta, take

I'll lick her ass

Sprint towards her at ass clenching speeds, then full on fucking drop kick her. the sheer speed will break her spine and kill her instantly

It really shouldn't come as a surprise that a bunch of chair-moistening fat fucks on the internet are so terrified of a highschool girl that they go to these insane lengths to demonize her.

are you guys seriously going to make me jerk off to greta again?

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dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8061899/Canadian-oil-firm-uses-sick-cartoon-Greta-Thunberg-raped-promote-business.html

Sickening

Chill libcuck

never heard that one before, did papa trump come up with that one for you?

continue raping her tight young holes

trespassing, one shot to the head.

dont you have some dog willy to be sucking, james?

I can't let this opportunity pass me by.

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We aren't demonising her, we're saying we want to make sweet sweet anal love to her

a neck made to be kissed.
I could make her dance with my fingers inside her.

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NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! DON'T SEXUALIZE LE CLIMATE LOLI, DON'T SEXUALIZE GRETERINA.

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Lets just hope it doesn't ends up like Bianca's.

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>It really shouldn't come as a surprise that a bunch of chair-moistening fat fucks on the internet are so terrified of a highschool girl that they go to these insane lengths to demonize her.

Demonize? We adore her!

When user came home, he saw Greta.
And Greta asked user "How dare you?"
And user replied: "How can I serve you?"
And Greta said: "Wouldn't it be totally random if you served me my detractors severed heads on a spike?"

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Anyone got a picture of the comic/helmets? Can't find it anywhere and I'm curious how bad it actually was

I would reduce my CO2 footprint if Greta Thunberg leaked nudes

Shoot her 15 times, reload, then another 15 times. Standard capacity, cunt

You'll have to shoot her slave first user.

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Congratulate her on pissing off every republican in the country by dissing their god. Trump could murder 20 orphans on live television and some of you morons would still make up an excuse for him.

probably something like this, honestly. I would try to be really calm and take her to lunch then call her parents to pick her up there, and ask her if she's ok with being used as a political tool, just ask her questions that she probably doesnt ever hear. Not that it's going to redpill her or make her a normal girl, but she might repeat these things at some point. Honestly, that's what I would do if I met any young people the globohomo machine is using against the world.

Bully her for being a meatball nigger

Because trump voters are sick of the system and desperate for someone that actually puts the country first. Not that trump actually does any of this, but that's why.

Don't forget these my dude.

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rape her

Dare her to leave before I truth and call police.

True. I can understand that point of view. They just chose extremely poorly.

Strike up a conversation and try to peek inside the mind of a person that has been in the burning spotlight for such a long time, garnering both bitter hatred and adoration wherever she goes.
Maybe we'd go over how this all started and the lasting effects of being a devisive figure at such a young age, drink some coffee and relax.
>Then rape her lmao

I DARE you motherfucker.

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Jezus.. why so agressive? Has her pandering to lefties affected you this hard?

Raw dog her asshole
Make her clean her shit and blood off my cock while rolling coal in my truck

"What the fuck? Get the fuck out of my house."

Sniff her ass
"How dare you not to lick it"
Then, I would lick it
"How dare you not put the dick after all that!"
Then you know, I would fuck her up the ass

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NUCLEAR ENERGY.
The sheer force of my instant fix to the climate problem will obliterate her physical form and wipe her from existence both forward and backwards in time.

Check my dubs!

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I guess this is it huh?

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Fist bump.

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Different user than before^
I think that’s a part of it though. He’s a huge middle finger to every politician who’s spewed empty words for the last 2 decade. Everyone knows how ridiculous he is, but that’s the product of ppl being sick of the PC culture and cries of racism and everything else at every corner- it’s annoying as absolute fuck

It has made my cock very hard yes

That faggot!? I'm going to level the wing where he sits with a howitzer if I must.

>Because trump voters are sick of the system and desperate for someone that actually puts the country first. Not that trump actually does any of this, but that's why.
user! Haven't you visited /pol/ for the last year? Stormies are constantly claiming that he's a jew etc.

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believe it or not i met her at a rally once. i told her if i could get a picture and she said yes but fuck you i'm not posting it.

anyways, i noticed she is very fucking weird. but she acts weird on purpose. I could see it in her eyes

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imgur.com/a/YTZD776

ON AND ON SOUTH OF HEAVEN

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strange. she wasn't like that when i went up to her. she was like more confident. probably uses medication or some shit

yu hef tu eet dhem oll, greta

Shit, I left the toilet seat up again, didn't I Greta?
But can I still get a quick handy after I put it down, long day at the office and I could use some release.

obvious fake look neck area

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Is Greta suppose to be the poster girl of Yea Forums or something?

Yeah, it looks shopped. I think the brests are fake too

Yep, its wood.

>how dare you stand on my property, bitch? gtfo!

That's the second-fakest looking thing in that picture.

Castle law
>pic unrelated

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Murder her on the spot for trespassing

>Is Greta suppose to be the poster girl of Yea Forums or something?
Why not?

Pity that Greta only has two syllables. Because if it had three, it would be easy to adapt the song "Erika".

The arab world sure is fucked, but they've got SOUL! I want something like this:

youtube.com/watch?v=sReRKMiw8k0

Same goes for the kurds:

youtube.com/watch?v=CGAmlzm0Zhk

I would let her show me her environment youtube.com/watch?v=MIXhoLwTBps

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Show her my vidya games and offer to play a few rounds of Fortnite. Afterwards, I drive her to the airport.

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>burgers
You will not inherit this Earth.

Goddammit, Kyle.

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Bend her over and go in dry.

Greta's ass is much smaller and tighter than that..

"special garage"
lmao

Where are the... butt pictures. ASKING FOR A FRIEND

>rape her so hard she loses all her autism

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I'd say, "This is MY home. How dare YOU?"

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You've stolen my privacy and my masturbation time. How dare you.

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Is that you mein bruder Johnny?

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This is the picture I saw on Twitter and censored by various news articles. It isn't that bad. This is also the highest quality I could find.

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Aww I just wanna hug her she's so adorable

I dare

Thats how I feel too.

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TOUCHÉ

" Queen Loli "...offer her a glass of merlot wine and a foot rub, for a start !

Pretty sure she'll pass.

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Id liek 2 snuggle tantin and give her eskimo kisses :3 uwu
(against your will)

I'd say, "Fuck you and the boat you came on."

see:

no u

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I just want to suck on her pokeys. Does that make me a bad person?

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Thats a long thumb, I wonder how her toes look like, haha.

>>show me pls

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someone post it

I think the better question is how dare you come to my house wearing clothes without a condom.

"No, How dare YOU, you bitch!" Slap her. "You're wrong and on my property. Now you die."

The first thing I'd ask is... does anyone else know you're here?

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show me pls

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wanna show me ?

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sho em den m8

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Cook her a steak

shoew feet now!

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doing it 4 greta

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im proud of greta tintan

fucking this.

>turn 360 degrees
teleports behind you
*nothing personal kid*
-heh

i need somebody to call me and tell me how badly they need to fuck me
(910) 512-9615

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already did, kiddo
living in the golden age of internet pussy and 1 dollar cheeseburgers
you can have my sloppy seconds

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So I just came back hours later, and absolutely nobody got the reference. The sad state of Yea Forums.

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I'm not sure how I feel about the fact that she's five months my senior, yet she looks like a 10 year old sissy in drag... Would still dominate that soil though.

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>Greta farts
Would be 50% from digested insects, which is pretty disgusting.

Yo sauce that

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i love being lewd with you greta .
-tnig

Die

>Full name: Greta Tintin Eleonora Ernman Thunberg

I didn't knew this, Tintin lol. Why is her mothers name before her fathers?

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suck a 10inch + bbc with her while dressed as a seductive woman on taytays dime hopefully tbh fam fingers crossed

Fuuuuck...

Greta's ass is smaller and tighter.

Is this a reference to blondelashes19 shitting out an egg? Hahaha, If thats so, ebin.

Just like that..

POUND, POUND, POUND, POUND, POUND, POUND, POUND, POUND, POUND, POUND, POUND, POUND, until all the co2 was gone and the earth was save again.

Anti-Climate Loli is better. She is cuter AND legal!

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HEIL ANTI-CLIMATE LOLI!

promptly kick her in the face as hard as I can.

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i like greta cuz shes cool 2 me

i wanna make cute sweet love with greta while we watch geology tutorials and not look at tranny porn with her but i know that is impossible now :)

I like the pic where she looks autistic...

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call me please im so fucking lonely
+1 9105129615

she has a cock bro
pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5b58ca4227aab

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Taylor swift is the only tranny I would fuck.

Fucking pedo kys

fucking pussy
7854182819
call me faggot

getting money out of her is like trying to bleed a rock m98

she not her no more
get at me on discord for telling desperatee creepy sexual fantasies
solange#6521

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>dickdrainers

Punch that little dude in the face. Then have him lick my asshole clean

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I'm in it for love m8, just want her mouth and cock.

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No...
It's a legendary greentext.
This thread is filled with epic levels of newfaggotry.

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lol this is a new low even 4 u .

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take the hint and
kill yourself already lmfao yeesh

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You and me.

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Turn 180° and walk away, there's pussy that's not worth the effort.

Call her caretaker, because a retard shouldn’t run around unsupervised

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On scale of 1 to 10, it's a 3 for me.
I like to fap to this photo, imagining she is hiding her cock.

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Shit, I must have scrolled right by it without realizing. I take my hat off to you, user. You beat me to it.

i don't have a discord :/ im a 34 year old baker from topeka, just moved to waldorf maryland in november. please tell me the fantasies on a call, it would mean so much!! 9105129615

Shes not retarded.

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Spank her.

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theres no longer any reason 4 u to ever talk 2 me again unless ur telling me how much money ur about 2 give me tbh ms swift.

Ben Garrison is the most sexually confused man on the planet

You look at that face and say to yourself that it isn’t the product of:
A. Inbreeding
B. Down Syndrome
C. All of the Above

Either way. You’re wrong

I have work to do first.

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Shes 16 so that should be a worthy enough pussy user ^_^

dont care. didn't ask .

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She is literally a corporate shill

Rejection makes me hard user. You hurt my feelings and my cock.

dont be modest.

i hurt ur brain and ur soul.

paybachs a bich

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Tie my testicles to the celling fan?

FYI

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>> gtfo my house, bitch!
>> call police

>paybachs a bich
not the user ur pissed at.... but thanks for photo, added to my fap folder.

I love judgemental Greta.

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Lol greta why your mom drink during her pregnancy you fockin gremlin lookin ass go back underground

ive never been happier in my life with my little gretal watching u suffer and eating popkorn m8

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You wouldn't have the heart to tell that to a small blonde girl.

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not as much as i do :p
its my PRIVEDLEDGE, mlady

Smaller and tighter Gretta's ass is than that.

Kill it with fire !

Still not that user, m8....

Good thing the climate never changes in my rape dungeon.

livestream ur suicide tbh

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that user really hurt you didn't he???? sorry still not that user.

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Our lord and savior Loli Thornberry

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whoever u are ur embarassing urself 4 no reason.
ur not coming back .

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Bruv that troll lookin gremlin, I'd tell her for her own good. What if she doesn't know her autism is being weaponized?

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>ur not coming back .
I am never leaving, and neither are you. You are here for ever...…….

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i anticipated your embarssing denial and delusion.
ur trying to save face but it wont change ur irl .
sad.

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MOAR photos

my pleasure

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kek! You anticipate in one hand and shit in the other, see which one you get correct first.

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newfaggetto

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you're done here.
youtube.com/watch?v=oObuOtNpFGM

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Don't let the face fool you bro, she's 17.

and too ugly

who wants to fuck some autistic looking shit

go back refugee.

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i dont need to know what happened greta, but i need you to eat all these eggs

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underage faggots gtfo

Ok boomer

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CANCER. kikebook fag detected.

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these people are clean and don't think about suicide all the time, really makes you think

take your insulin and fuck off

>ur not coming back .
>you're done here.
Thanks for the keks, shill. You really scared that user.

i do it for the blvd

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Say "how dare you" right back at her at the same time she says it. This would cause a negative feedback loop causing her to disappear. Problem solved I'd say (internal monologue). Then I'd eat a TV dinner

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any memes within last 4 years, faggot? SAGE

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