sex stories that people won't believe
We all know those weird stories on the web where people apparently manage to build a harem consisting of all of the milfs in their are at high school age or people that manage to blackmail their teachers.
Shit that you'd tell others without them believing.
Drop 'em here!
I had a MFFF when I was 17 years old.
(side note - it was the only time I've ever had more than one sex partner at the same time.)
Threads about to die. Might as well.
This happened a few years ago.
My sister and I have been lovers for a long time. This is my proudest moment.
One night at work (we own a business together) she was feeling a little horney so she started playing a game of distraction. She slowly stripped while I was trying to get through a pile of work.
Before long she started pulling my pants off and giving me head... Yeah work was stopped.
Before long I was bottomed out in her and she was moaning pretty loud when suddenly my office door alams open and her assistant bursts in and gives us this look of horror.
Im already on the edge, so I just say fuck it, wrap my arms around my sister and start bucking like Im trying to fuck jesus into her.
The next day, her assistant comes to apologize to me and promises not to tell my sister I was banging some random girl on company property...
Yeah... She didnt know WHO i was banging.
i once used ,,bottomless pitʼʼ by death grips as a fuck song (was not sober on multiple fronts, it worked out great. i love death grips.)
come to think of it... most people won't believe my sex life at all.
My lover is a nymphomaniac so we have sex several times a day... I honestly cant remember a day I haven't had sex in the last ten years! On top of that, my lover is my sister! (full bloooded, biological, sister. none of that bullshit "step-siblings")
what's her favorite position?
do you cum inside her?
Some of remember the 80s. I remember parts of it. This story I think is true but honestly I don't remember it either.
I was doing kind of volunteer light and sound work for a friend of mine who was trying to get a bar off the ground in Tucson. Bar had a small stage and before he got his liquor license he was hosting punk and thrash bands to make money. A fairly popular punk band from Phoenix comes down one week end and with them they bring some of their GFs and high quality crystal meth. I end up getting a blowjob at a place I thought was off stage, but wasn't nearly far enough off stage from one of the groupy/GFs of the band. Was so messed up on meth and drunk I didn't remember it and friends had to tell me about it the next day.
Not surprisng, always enjoy hearing stories from older guys about the 80s, sounded so much more fun the 00s.
nice.
More stories, we know you have them.
I got snowed in with a muslim girl from a group project for 2 days. We made dinner together, she got drunk, we cuddled up under a blanket and watched netflix. I randomly got hard and poked her and she thought it was funny and started playing with it, and then we had sex. The next morning we had sex in the shower and we had sex again that night.