It monday in china

it monday in china

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why don't u question my schlongus longus, b*tch

there im questioning the longus part

maybe ur mom can clear things up

does joy have nudes? sauce on joy plox

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

dang

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i wanted to op with this but i had to op from phone so

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*spaces out for three years*

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would u rather have a tiny penis or a giant belly button

tiny penis gotta lovem

i love how it dint eben take 20 posts

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you would strave

no u

im gon do it

k monkeys on the dresser goodnight and may god have mercy on us

and sarah
tell your brother hes good
at video games

So Beautiful, So Deep, So True.

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achoo actually tell him to come down here

to what

china is evil threat to the west.
but they have so much money they can't really be stopped, even if it is really monday over there....

i feel like hanging myself

and yeah it monday in europe

MUUUUM!!! U ARE A NIGGER!!!!!

no badposting newfriend

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

dubs epig

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*dries tears with taxpayer money*

*cries more*

aight cunts whos messing with time

That's actually very deep. In this day and age we can't continue to consider nudity immoral. Yet happiness... Of course happiness is good, but what if it's volatile, fragile, fake happiness? Like when you buy a new pair of expensive glasses you feel good, but that's not real happiness. You'll be back to feeling shit in no time.
Real happiness is when you are proud of yourself, are with people that you love and are without a mountain of complexes on your shoulders
A historical italian hip hop group put it this way: "spenti e contenti", which means "turned off and happy"

IM ONLY HAPPY WHEN IT RAAAAAAAINNNNNNS

oh god

is ur refrigerator running

I remember a time in my life where my default mental state was happiness. I would wake up in the morning and look forward to the day. I don't think those periods last very long for anyone.

(dubs)
I just checked and no, refigerator is still standing where I put it

mine joined the marathon

aw shite where are u gonna put ur food now

I find the lack of dubs checking in this thread... disturbing

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just remember you killed me first

you're a real hooker. I'm gonna slap u in public

hey zwerge hey zwerge hey zwerge ho

what if u went to heaven... but god said:
cut my life into pieces
this is my last resort

parappa the rapper

funney poopey

>444
>le tripsies

nice

hoo quot

happiness is also my default state believe or not
if only things could stop happening so much

It's not that I'm depressed it's just sort of neutral. Life is not bad not good just normal.

at least u have dubs y complain

anal del rey

hoohooheehee

haHE

wake me up when it's september

I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR LOOOOVE (not literally though)

gud bubs
good maym

honey im still at work neat view doe

>neat view doe
when u see female ass crack in public

right now its the face but...
and its an important but

i like what i see but i dont like wht i hear

id never be able to talk this much

that's why butt cracks are superior to face
they can't talk

how do i get good at drawing in one easy step?

the face wasnt the one talking
just very gracefully not quite listening
and her butt is at my face level a lot (she tall as fuck also heels also stairs)
y get gud wen u can get dub

honey i am a home
_______________no groan zone below this line___________

oh and trust me a buttcrack can tell tales of 9 thousand and one nights

a buttcrack is always better wen the stripper is crying

i have pringlels two types of wine mint limenade some herbal candy and a mango i swear im not planning a terrorist attack

Me not working hard? Yeah right
Picture that with a Kodak
Or, better yet, go to Times Square
Take a picture of me with a Kodak

sounds good
agreed

also *groans*

oh and some kid raped another again
just the fact that i had to say "again" cmon

but
again an important but
we all agreed we dont wanna do smart dress on the trip were gonna have a campfire indoors instead how awesome is that i wont even freeze to death

pics or dint happen
imagine the smoke poisoning

thats kinda the problem no one has evidence
as for the poisoning its a place specifically designed for that so dont you worry ur lil head imma be devouring them sosigs safely

can i cheatcomplete a quest in inquisition without external software asking for a friend

if there's no evidence then how can u be sure it happened
idk cheating is for v*rgins (which I am not)

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they cant but i dont know the details the guy claims he was violated word against word
you know whats for virgins fetching rams and closing green baginas

my mango tastes like raw tuna send help

also
still waiting for canada to apologize for jim carrey

I get it now ur some kind of social worker because whatever happened in 6th grade and that's the job u like but doesn't pay enough

come on there must be an easy way to hacc it

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>secret showman switch
I dunno what that's supposed to mean lol
>bully in sixth grade
that's not really an argument since bullies tend to have a background of domestic violence so maybe there's still something that happened
>but i only bullied assholes
is that gay slang for sxe

hitler dubs
ok then

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youtube.com/watch?v=GpBFOJ3R0M4

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hilariuse and relatablel

THEY WILL NOT FORCE US
THEY WILL STOP DEGRADING US
THEY WILL NOT CONTROL US
WE WILL BE VICTORIOUS

last one? *looks at clocc* unlikely

snake boss wanted to do a meeting on saturdaye and id gladly go even on a weekend but i hab training at the same time honestly fuck me in the ass

>two jobs
>training
>dog
>drawfig
>musicfig (at least sumtiems)
>vidya
seriously wtf I'm getting exhausted just imagining such an active lifestyle

it job training not fucking kickboxing or horseriding
btw i still wann try riding a horse but im not sure that my mortal vessel will allow it

u probably also have an extensive social life
what a freak

>44
just ride two horses at once already

I've slept for 14 hours 2 days ago

how did you knoe pictured you will find on eof my girlfriends whom i met on a spontaneous cheese tasting fb event

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i slept for 2 hours 14 hours ago

omg link me ur text jambler

you know what wine is garbage juice

speaking of
i passed garbage men in the morning
it was pissing
and they werent smiling at all

i like to call it the wheel of obsession
its awful and great at the same time and may i never stop adding to it

it tuesday in china
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i wanna get sandwiched between billy and billie do we have the budget for it

no actually give me 4 minutes ill come up with two better sand witches that would just be a mess

yes this lady looks like she can really appreciate cheese

best friend texted me after months of us not talking and i think over a year not seeing face to face
this is the only kind of relationship i wont run from there are few people like that in my life and i dont need any more and im so grateful

the cheese
its homogenized mary

from an environmental point of view there's literally nothing wrong with genocide

+1
brb squeezin poopoo outta dog

>22
+2

ass

lava

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youtube.com/watch?v=_6ohUUzh9kk this is the kind of shit i usually listen to in the bath am i autistic

no it makes you a normals to use Yea Forums terminology

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

shit so no free money for them bath salts huh

groan but pleasant

NECC

Her youthful flush color had drained from her much like the very blood from her veins upon the bedding on which she lied. Such a foul image for one to behold, but in some twisted way it only seemed to enhance her exquisite beauty, like a lily on a grave

despicable vermin buried without a coin

you're a g-g-genuine dicksucker

excuse me y am i up

idk

sinuses

no tomorrow
no tomorroOOw

Eat a dick cunt

consume a cunt, richard

What the hell is going on on this board stop doing this you morons stop being rude you dumbers the point of this board is to be not rude don't swear don't insult anyone that's now what this board is

literally nothing wrong with oral sex

MOUTH WIDE OPEN

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black doktor more like nword fword

the shits

the trips

so be a good girl, and no one gets hurt

that is when she began to scream, as if set afire

HONEY

cry to me and beg for mercy all you want, you're fucking dead

oh hi marc

Chunga chunga

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oh hey johnny whats up

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yo im fucking tired

welcome everyone, I'm your host on today's episode. my name is yuji sakai or, as some people like to call me, the omnipotent torture king

do you do against door throws combined with body mass shifting

im talking old wooden doors none of that plywood actually wait

i guess its important to know whats on the other side of the door huh

>the other side of the door
kek i mean the wall with the door MOOOM IM IN HEAT