Its friday in china

I thought europe abolished fridays to save energy

it was recompensed by fribsdsy do it’s fine

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Ah, yes. Fridays for future, thats how they call it...

mad world

what would you do
if you went to heaven
but god said
EEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHH

Walk on

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2 words: SHID *clap* ON *clap* THE *clap* FLOOR *clap*

honey im a hoe

ok I'm finally ready to admit it
I built the pyramids

did they pay you in dubs?

thx le yuji sakai they look nice

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wait is anyone storming area 51 or nah
time to visit /x/ i guess
weebcrap out

anime

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oh so its just some kekmasters
not in my thread buddy, post western or fuck off

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y get worked up over this

id have been gone by now if u didnt throw a fit over this

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you have no idea what a fit is

uh huh if u say so

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heres an autist protip: read all of my posts in an asstralian accent from now on

no they paid me in plagues
thanks it was alot of work I did it all by myself even though I had a little help by a 105 year old donkey

Yeah, yeah
Ayo, MODS, it's time.
It's time, MODS (aight, MODS, begin).
Straight out the sexy dungeons of rap.

The rock drops deep as does my light.
I never shitpost, 'cause to shitpost is the accountant of insight.
Beyond the walls of monkeys, life is defined.
I think of dread when I'm in a Le Strangeles state of mind.

Hope the right got some site.
My night don't like no dirty white.
Run up to the insight and get the bite.

In a Le Strangeles state of mind.
What more could you ask for? The smooth rock?
You complain about mess.
I gotta love it though - somebody still speaks for the talk.

I'm rappin' to the poop,
And I'm gonna move your loop.

Meaty, beautiful, lonely, like an ass
Boy, I tell you, I thought you were a class.

I can't take the mess, can't take the knight.
I woulda tried to taste I guess I got no night.

I'm rappin' to the loop,
And I'm gonna move your poop.

Yea, yaz, in a Le Strangeles state of mind.

When I was young my accountant had a clock.
I waz kicked out without no talk.
I never thought I'd see that stock.
Ain't a soul alive that could take my accountant's block.

A crazy book is quite the outlook.

Thinking of dread. Yaz, thinking of dread (dread).

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>plagues
n11ce

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I wish I had a cute daughter that I don't have to take care of when I don't feel like it

um was it my pic that made you think that just now

two same numbers!

thank for noticing bb

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the pic in combination with referring to kids as plagues (if that's what u were implying by posting >plagues+kid pic)

it was merely a reaction pig, but youre not wrong to automatically make the connection tbh

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very nice dubs bro

nice le dub's

oh shit im sorry

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le thank's

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i cant stop coughing
and it a throat cough not the familiar lung one so instead of making me ribs hurt it makes me almost puke errytim
should i take this opportunity and teach myself to throw up at will

that may decrease ur deepthroatin abilities

decisions decisions

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why are you tellin me tell ur mom

hospice for hurt funny bones

How about no

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fart bunny hons

I honestly know that demons won't hear me scream

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This is your first warning

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This is your second warning

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This is what your third warning will look like

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This is your fourth warning

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*slings shit st you*

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i ned two p

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hehehe

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this is literally the beginning of Risen

>i am sworn to carry your burdens

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it a grill

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Only women are this pedantic

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Because your epic

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what

Here, some choccy milk

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i can't imagine how it feels to have severe autism. i think i feel about dreamer boy the same way he feels about every person in the world. i simply don't understand him.

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

Here, some choccy milk because your epic

OH HECK NO

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There was a camera in the cell

well i would hope so

whens poopboi gonna write a book that i can place on a coffee table and impress my soul mate

So it saw me get assaulted by the guard in the courthouse then?

technically ive written two lole cause school n shit
they would impress no one but one has lots of pictures in it xd

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ew not that cell
the other one with all the literal beef

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being raped by aliens isn't really rape tho it's cultural enrichment

funniest thing that ever happened to me in sims 3 is that one of my characters was for some reason on a graveyard at night and got mauled by a bear or werewolf I don't remember he comes home completely fucked up to get some rest he watches a bit of tv+dies in a fire

dubs decide her career

noice
dubs confirm

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(dubs)
everyday we stray further from god

>implying it's bad to randomly fall asleep for 5 hours during the day
>implying it's bad to still sleep 10 hours during the night
( ͡◉ ͜ʖ ͡◉)

what even is the point of pooping on a boy

friday and china rhyme if your will's strong and your sense's sharp

guess what else is massive

my stomach ulcer

i drawed you a yosho maybe that helps a little

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very nice drawe
I don't have a stomach ulcer though I'm just talking out of my ass

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fair enough enjoy a life that is ulcer free for the time being

>enjoy a life
that's not going to happen

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dubs confirm (sadly)

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massiveness is a property of having a lot of mass but for something to have a lot of mass it needs more mass than something else but everything is larger than a part of itself and there is no definite threshold for massiveness so either everything is massive or nothing is massive and if a property is universal then the property doesn't differentiate anything so it is not a property and from this i can deduce that you are homosexual Q.E.D.

then ur username doesn't make any sense

no wait u cant debunk me like this nO WAIT STO-

it will never stop
until every soul is charred beyond burned
fling wide the gates of hell
your prodigal son has returned

think of the views honey
very true
yoy o yo YO YO DUBS

oh shit i wont fall back aslep will i

nicedubs nice

imagine putting a tiny razor blade in your urethra and sliding it in

imagine all the dragons

imagine putting your dick in a tiny butthole and sliding it in

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checkem swans

no matter how much he eats, my dog is all fur and bones. strong, very fast, agile af, but kinda hard to pet
hopefully itll change when he gets castrated, but im also afraid hell do a 180

dang it it another girl wasnt ready for this dint come up with a name
ima call this one Sandra

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dubs
if u need another girl name I've got u covered: fartman

Looking in the mirror on saturday morning really makes you wish for a nuclear winter

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same but also the eye pressure makes me wish for a spoon
shit now i HAVE TO get someone preggo agin where the fuck were you when i played fallout shelter with poop people only

poopboi vs pissmonsieur who'd duke it out the best

itll be like earth vs water in avatar

pissmonsieur best namefig (no offense)

what about taco kid vs tortellini youngster?

hehe

>desert is tiny
wow fetish combo

shes 16? she look s frigin 11 wat

o n i o n s y r u p
im hittin the lowest of the low

the zucchinis nice doe

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its time to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-dick you to death

my're natural enemy

kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss

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what atrocities are u comitting in this basement

ITS art MOM y oU wOULDNT undERsTAND

have u played kingdom come

no
why, is it fixed now

dub
idk the only thing that bothered me was the performance though my pc is 5 years old so there's that

i got hyped wen it was announced but when it came out i thought it looked kinda disappointin

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steam reviews are preddy gud also I heard alot of guys in other places say that they liked it
apparently it's important to install it to a ssd so now that I got a biggere one I'm gonna give it a try again

have u played slap the hooker

idk ask ur mom

eat cock

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i cant im disableld

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dubs checkem

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Nice one friend

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t.hanks

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this is weird ass td

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at what age can you send bastards to the wall again

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brb gamerz

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the gaY thread

FUN FUN FUN FUN

kazoo time

for me it's miranda

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shit she got engaged
they broke up a month ago i hope they know what theyre doing

during the first conversation with her in the game there's this subtle scene where her arse fills out the whole screen

doesn't sound very subtlel

yeah its a bit of a meme on the interwebz

yeah I don't care the internet is the work of the devil and I want nothing to do with it

why are sims so racist against vampires
i have to repair their relationship after every meal also who the hell coded the babysitters

and while im whining let me inform you that im stuck with trisha paytas on loop in my head

*holds up spork*

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kingdom cum

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>33 i am cum
GOOOOOB MORNIMB VIEDNAM :-------------D
youtube.com/watch?v=mr51afj7eJY
this has been my mothers ringtone for years

i have to do some work and id much rather die instead tbh
roblox for the feel?

so i wanted to check roblox out and honestly

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i think those might be men -____-

wuteber made u think such a thing

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put cucumber in baby and suddenly

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well this was all very epic i need to take a dump now

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i rate it 4/10 nothing bowlshattering

motherfucker how is this cute
just because its pink? bitch IM PINK doesnt make me cute

the police just

so i saw this dumb frog thread and went to /r9k/ to check if anyones still there
theyre discussing onision and someone even called him a chad
i expected nothing and i got a middle kek out of it nice

i havent done anything today besides cleaning the bathroom playing with dogger and watching yt

twd when

who hurt you

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nice dubs, and very inspiring haiku

oreo must have put huge amounts of money into online marketing

thank bby :^)
dubs confirm
how lelse would you sell that trash

I LOVE MUDDY PUDDLES

>go to the bathroom to taek mystery bowls out
>forget to taek mystery bowls out

nme.com/news/music/budapest-residents-kept-awake-rammstein-song-blares-night-new-stadium-2550208

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crunking it out with the crunkanauts whos' crunkin my crunks

crunk em if you got em
if you crunk em.... they shall come

n11ce

bad joke, thanks mom

what even is the point of building a boy out of poop

today is a day like every other day

there's a plague in my boot

shouldn't have smoked so many cocks u goddamn ass crawler

samefagging is s4s culture

so many a post not a single dubs

sabrina don't just stare at it, eat it

put on your finest dress, you're going out in style

approval points
very cool
youtube.com/watch?v=gtvrvb1UeZg

"never again" I begin to think as the liquids seeps in and the agony escapes my lungs

what color is friendship
is my prison cell i mean uni musculature still there to be indiana jones'd
will i ever mentally escape high school
subscribe to find out

there he goes getting them dubs like it's the most normal thing ever, simply ignoring the filthy decomposing peasants with their singles at his feet

is michael the ultimate singer name
how many botlels of carrot fuice will i finish this week
are people in budapest just having an orgy now or

I shall care not for the maggots squirming beneath me
Their pathetic shells will crack under the weight of agony
In the shadow of the blackest spire, in the deepest circle they bend
Now squirm, you will squirm, maggot, you will squirm

youtube.com/watch?v=YNY5vazyK_M
>22
oh? this one shines bright among the muddy pebbles
youre beautiful youre perfect you look like linda evangelista

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>carrot fuice
are u trying to get this xray vision that superman has

eternity hangs heavy, and so do I

The Curse of the Poopy Mixtape

Whilst investigating the death of a local author, a remarkable police officer called Yuji Sakai uncovers a legend about a supernaturally-cursed, poopy mixtape circulating throughout Australia. As soon as anyone uses the mixtape, he or she has exactly 22 days left to live.

The doomed few appear to be ordinary people during day to day life, but when photographed, they look upside-down. A marked person feels like a worrying kangaroo to touch.

Yuji gets hold of the mixtape, refusing to believe the superstition. A collage of images flash into his mind: a brown platypussy balancing on a chubby author, an old newspaper headline about a catapulting accident, a hooded koala ranting about forearms and a drinking well located in a backward place.

When Yuji notices his armpits have kangaroo-like properties, he realises that the curse of the poopy mixtape is true and calls in his lover, a doctor called Diamond Hoe, to help.

Diamond examines the mixtape and willingly submits herself to the curse. She finds that the same visions flash before his eyes. She finds the brown platypussy balancing on a chubby author particularly chilling. She joins the queue for a supernatural death.

Yuji and Diamond pursue a quest to uncover the meaning of the visions, starting with a search for the hooded koala. Will they be able to stop the curse before their time is up?

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hush now, no tears please
the horn sounds for me
hush - writhe - cry

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they howl, and I howl with them

ya i wann see ur moms treasure chest through all that base if youre catchin what im throwin up

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i have to color code the groups or else i have no idea what im looking at i might be fucking five years old

hoLD THE LINE

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>666
I have no clue what ur talking about saten

SHES A MAAAAAAAAAANEATER

shit cant even go to the stoer can i

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fuck this ill risk my reputation and my morning looks to survive this evening
going to the smol store anyone want anythin?

he rape

i wasnt convinced about this hella obersized jean jacke when it came in me male
wore it to the place and lemme tell you feels effay enough cheers

so my aunt brought grandma over to visit i guess my dog cause lets face it i cant compare anyways i tell her bout the budapest stadium thing and shes like HECC YEA RAMMSTEIN

honey theyre making the cheese gay

youtube.com/watch?v=AMD2TwRvuoU

beep beep boop
bing bing bong

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triple digits!

omg thanks for pointing them oout!

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we all piss liquid
we all have weird tabs open
we all want to feel whole with someones junk against our backs
we all trust people with blue eyes

we are gamers
rise up

youtube.com/watch?v=OSFCDhLhuB8
what was i doing again

if you slow down any more im changing the guitaAHHHHHHh

shit never you mind

these could easily be poopboi posts basically i can safely retire anytime

these could easily be dubs basically i can safely check them anytime

checkem check em check em check em

raspy singing into chuckle

oh I am checking

checkem MORE

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chiggidy check-em

MUSTVE BEEN SOME KINDA KIIIIIIIIIIIIIISS

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i dont believe its friday in china anymore

ding ding ding

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I'm getting real tired of all this checking in and checking out

we all believe you joshua
*wink wink*

for miles I have searched yet I see no haven

roy orbison can suck my left nut

DOLBY SURROUND

I heard he sang a good song, I heard he had a style

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im still not drunk enough to get to work and it late as fuck why am i like this

I guess I'm checking

I thought I heard your voice, overwhelmed by conversation
I thought I heard your voice, but I'm hearing ghosts tonight

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insert dethklok memes

I thought I saw your eyes, laced in smoke and cigarette curls
I thought I saw your eyes, but I'm seeing ghosts tonight

ding ding ding (1)

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trips
what are u lookin at, smooth skin

two same numbers!

>0 trans
wow check yourself hunty
thanks for reminding me of other other best girl

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ding ding ding hallelujah

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very nice (impressive)

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very nice quads

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

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i thank you gentlepersons

youtube.com/watch?v=BPwZaQfoIbU
HE HOWL

boss mailed me and some other people that were like a week late with some bullshit docs lmao
how about i frick your husband for you and you get to play minecraft in peace for once maam

look youre new im new no need to get drowned in this shit just because theyve been drowning in it for years

its kind of a shame they cant fire me atm unless i assault someone

um sweaty check my dubbies pleasse

o i am sweating

i guess had things gone slightly different in sixth graed id be ass deep in the bdsm swamp now

its not too late is it

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>when u put ur pepis in her pooper even though she screams for hlelp

excuse me but who are you quoting?

kinda rude

sleep is overrated amirite xdddd get another bottle janice you only die once you live errydai

yes
no

>seedless watermelon
why do you hate me

me: *like thing*
other people: *like other thing more*
me: disdain for plebs

how do you like this

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or this

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I don't really like it which means your normie cringe reddit+also underaged

this one I like which means your abnormal based Yea Forums+old as time itself

oh theyre both from reddit

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me: *like thing*
other people: *start liking thing aswell*
me: oh I haet thing now

i forgot what i was gon pots loel
idk find something gay on your own or something

two same numbers!

haha yeah

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brb lava

im black
i mean back

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dang

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we have to go back in time to 1999

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

i mean i have my jean jacket
wats ur part in this

youtube.com/watch?v=CboJBDs0_z4

the spikeman cometh

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

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im drinking carbonated water tonight cause apparently i hate my guts

i want to sit my bare ass in some sort of hot spring before i die

HAAND stuck innaa pringle caaaaAAN

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firing mah lazor

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china