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Brody Roberts
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Liam Garcia
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ʇı ןןɐɔ noʎ ɹǝʌǝʇɐɥʍ ɹo ,ɐʇǝq, pǝɹǝpısuoɔ buıǝq ɟo ʞɔıs ɯ,ı ˙ʇı ʇnoqɐ ʎɹɔ oʇ ǝɯ oʇ ʞןɐʇ ʎןuo puɐ ‘ʇıɥs ǝʞıן ɯǝɥʇ ʇɐǝɹʇ oɥʍ sʎnb bɐqǝɥɔnop ɹǝʇɟɐ ob sʎɐʍןɐ sןɹıb ǝsǝɥʇ puǝ ǝɥʇ uı ˙ʎpɐן,ɯ ɹoɟ buıɥʇʎuɐ op pןnoʍ puɐ ‘qoظ ǝɔıu ɐ ʞɹoʍ ‘ʎnb ǝɔıu ɐ ɯ,ı ˙ǝuoz puǝıɹɟ ǝɥʇ uı ʇnd buıǝq sʎɐʍןɐ ı ɯɐ ʎɥʍ
Daniel Moore
Hunter Jenkins
Juan Gray
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.” This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.
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Charles Lopez
Cameron Howard
Benjamin Foster
what a female
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nobody care me:(
Aiden Collins
great thread guys
Luke Lewis
Noah Howard
OOH NONO NO NO NO NO NOOOOO NONONO NOOOOO NO NO OH HOHOHOHO NOOOOOOO
Jose White
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Jaxon Nguyen
don be sade jebus ;_;
Alexander Thomas
thread ruined
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off you go
Liam Brooks
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Hakuna matata
Kevin Kelly
John Moore
i want to hug deer
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Nathan Sullivan
Boomers also love to blame abstractions couched in the most brainless and nonsensical paradigms instead of addressing the actual issues at stake head on. Hence why mass shootings become heavily partisan debates about "gun control" "violent video games/media" "mental healthcare" instead of frank discussions of the fact that American society is soulless, dysfunctional and cruel towards young outsiders despite its glorification of individuality.
>As pointed out by an user in another thread, the wave of mass shootings in the last 20 odd years are emblematic of the fundamental breakdown in American social cohesion and are a sure a sign as any that this country is moribund.