Where are my chops

pill time and im haaaaailin so many meds none ofem good

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
A portion is large,
And so are you.

Orchids are white,
Ghost ones are rare,
Your entity is nonexistent,
And so is your hair.

Magnolia grows,
With buds like eggs,
Retaliation is massive,
And so are your legs.

Sunflowers reach,
Up to the skies,
A picture is big,
And so are your eyes.

Foxgloves in hedges,
Surround the farms,
Sums are huge,
And so are your arms.

Daisies are pretty,
Daffies have style,
Your depression is masked,
And so is your smile.

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im starting to hate this device
leaves the only part of my body i dont like wet wet

pomodoro

i dont like it when peoples ears stick out of their hair
the other way round may be slightly worse
slightly

lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava

hasta mañana

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is this poopboi incognattō

what gibe you this impression bby

ids me JEVIN!!!! and u r one of my bfs so i know ur typign stylel

see the key is to inhale with the moutpiece n not the masketta no wetness nowhere
well hows ur minecraf goin

h

i let it leak for a while now i hab steroids on my lef hand
this is so it can catch up to the right one

ew la

i also bought the vaccine this time

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nigger you know i cant speak dont have me dictaet numbers via phoen

fun fuct: one of the three sages from ts4 presents as male yet does not have a male reproductive organ

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tuna with pasta beats even chicken and i wanna tell everybody

archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thread/7234687/#7234775

still true

but now you never show it to me do ya

real talk im needin water now to swallow HALF A PILL

wen ur t-pose so gud size suddenly doesnt matter

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l a v a

youtube.com/watch?v=2d8U_NjOw9s&t=0s

yo

Gonna go cum to sissy porn bye

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he only came when i put tje naemfig on intredastong

I’m gonna do live cam cuz u make me feel safe bruh

no need
its the insides that matter :^)

p i l l t i m e

everythings awful

pelvis

uh huh

snake boss rang
why do i work two jobs again

i hate my life right now
just when i give up on minecraft cause fallin on my face and get comfy first five messages cause why would you just send one right
theyre never good btw
and then an awful coughing fit

the documentaries are all bad and i have a meth face and its monday tomorrow and i have yet to finish the paperwork

a rivre

this will sound awfully boomer of me but i would prefer that my politicians dint dance during conventions

again its a me problem most probably

how the fuck did i live without this furry demon before

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jokes on you i just finished the development plan

first thought after looking at gif related

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kinda gay

du du duu du du du du dud duuuuuu

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i know what would make you feel better
unfortunately im not willing to do it

whats the beepin about

oh well one sweet dream please

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sorry sweet dream machine broke

may you dream of the island and having a very wide bacc
of sand and the stars
a metal chair

johnny depp is completely optional

shit i just realized that the phone i lost on the bus some time ago had my dream journal on it
friggin dream thieves is2g

you used all the scotch tape on the dubs machine again dint u

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goddammit

drive safe

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at least you're not a dream liar

that i am not
i just leave out some parts sometimes

>R: 69
nice

you can doodoo it its just three hours which is nothing and then another three hours

correction its two hours then nothing then three

subboss wants something i hope im gettin fired

not a thaannng

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

reminder you still cant drink bub

thats ok friend i get hie enuff on this loif of mine thank you

three more i can do three

its gonna be cancer thats for sure but i can do cancer
69% of what i do is cancer anyway

NIIICE

I think it’s some kind of cancer

hone i homunculus

my chops
choppity pop chops
my chops my chops
my lovely lady bops

I was the unabomber all along

ok but do you or do you not appreciate mint chocolate chip eye scream

I don't, the media was just trying to make me look like a psychopath by claiming that

dat wut they did to mcveigh?

I Had A Baby In Pr*son

yos
prison dubs

I use this
>t.
thing even though I don't know what the t. stands for
>t. retard

it means "regards"

regards doesn't even have a t in it wtf

nice tribs :-----D

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(nice trips)
there used to be an imageboard where an obscure language was spoken. on said imageboard, a meme was being spammed/forced "fuck you, regards dickey mouse" the meme itself didn't catch on very well but the "regards" thing did and eventually it spread to english imageboards

so the t. is short for regards in another language
what was the word that started with t. in that language

terveisin

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I kind of don't belieb you cuz u always so sarcastic

am really not

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now thats a nice mem

WHYS EVERYTHING IN THE SIMS SO SHIT I DONT HAVE A LIFETIME TO DOWNLOAD teraboops of custom contnt

sry i yelled i dint mean to

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Just put it in Minecraft retard

so did u download the rape mod yet

Hymen-Breaker

rude

Virgin Killer

and i dont believe any mod created specifically with virtual rape in mind is currently installed on this here machine sir

well too bad
I downloaded the sims 4 with every dlc and stuff out there and I'm not planning to play it anytime soon

I crappe my pante XD XD WHATAFUCK man XDDDDD I poopoo da peepee XXXXD THIS IS A SHIT XD a big one XD A GRAT ONE XDXDXDXD

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ah yes the familys almost complete

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hote

>33
hote

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>44
>hotel
in this here le pic le she looks a bit like elizabeth in the bioshock infinite dlc

oh crap forgot to take her stupid phone away how amateurish of me i bet shes skyping with agent jackson as we speak

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i eat lemon peels

>dubs
what's the point of locking up a pale cutie in you are basement when rape mod is not installed

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It’s used in the Radiation DLC

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um snacking?

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not gonna lie this is definitely me when im posting on s4s at 14 in the morning larping as a wagecuck

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I'd rather be smacking
based

they say you only fear what you don't understand, and I'm afraid of everything

wondrefule numbos broski

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Schwerter zu Pflugscharen

i mean i guess i could use my teeth t cure malaria or at least prevent it

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AND NOW THE WEATHER

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sims 4 kind of looks more comic-like than sims 3, I don't really like that

man i hated the ts3 faces they had a bad case of oblivions
2>4>1>3

if enough cc present, switch 2 and 4

MISTER SANDMAN

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cc=cuntcrusher? childchewer?

cocc caresser

ts3 had the best nipple slider mod tho

mom i dont wanna slep cause tomorrows

it was i who stoel churchills golden toilet

YOURE REALLY FORCING MY HAND HERE JANET

rape mod bad nipple slider mod good

realistic boobs good rape bad irl yes and not that important iin sims youtube.com/watch?v=YCg-LQBTRWc

also how does one go from dont have it installed rn to i think its bad lole check my trips nerd

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

nixe trips

god i woke up cause i was cold wtf
thank

We need you ou

wake up middle of the night first thing better check Yea Forums

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tfw penis in poopoo

I basically only eat chicken sandwiches

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funny pemis caca hehehe

insert blond man saying yes

now thats a goo cartoon

Ah hah..

That’s what the corrupted monks on mount Congo were really doing

the virgin cat walk vs the chad dog march

honey badger dont care

oh nono nonono

and yes i forgot to eet las nite

i forgot to die last nite

hate wen that happen

I knew u were gonna say that lole

we finish each others

or I can check these numerals

nice

Chipity chopity get of my property

why is there so many shirtless black people here mister

i swear to god I WILL EAT THE CHEESE

hahahaha gotem'
ok foreal though
what is this drugs?

just steroids n sum saline

Chocolate: any of numerous insects of the order Lepidoptera, generally distinguished from the butterflies by having feathery antennae and by having crepuscular or nocturnal habits.

i have to take a shid and im not done halin

hope this helps

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i think my ass is better now thanks for asking

i lobe it bby ir eally doodoo

honey im headin out

god I hate seeing happy people so much

at least 47

honey im kinda queer

im paying my elelcricity bill
to the tune of brotherman bill

NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTS INGONYAMA BAGITHI BABA

dog had to be put under for the removal of three baby teeth and dint even piss himself the trooper
im so proud of him

berries

I wish I had to be put down too

i dont think youre listening to me susan

nyafuu schizos from /meta/

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I challenge you to post a picture more invisible than pic related

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holy FUCK

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dun cry dum frog ur scaring the children

*punches your eye*

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jokes on u now your hand is all cut up n bloody

just how I like it

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this gave me seizures

FOUND A REDHEAD
THIS IS NOT A DRILL

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last inhalation fucking finally

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LAVA TIEM BEBBEH

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what a slute
also ur face looks pretty dehydrated

PINGAS

got me on the face but pls check ur male gaze bubba one open bob does not a slute maek :^)

youtu.be/I0nSVtUooXM

>does not
yes it dose

it's a beautiful day for a broken wrist

u wat

double the digits double the fun

what did you do
did you open bob too hard

dubs again
I didn't actually break anything and I much less opened a bob

what are you waiting for then

for a bob

jesus woman say cummy eyelids once again i dare you

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im sure you can break shit some other ways just look at her

cant turn this one shes apparently a witch now i need to axe dorian some questions

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ahh I see u installed the mod

it happens to be a vampires animation

tell that to the judge

this howevre isnt

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Lol that’s hilarious *logs off*

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that's a fine arse

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shit now im craving a sosig but i still cant smell so it pointlels

ikr i added just the right amount of stretchmarks
some update messed up my skins doe

>00 nice
w.t.f u make ur own nude skins?

no just keksuits (lost the files i think) but i had an ebin collection

-bro your marshmello is burnin
-nah bro it just my flesh

i want my money back

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y the fuck is s cold in here im serious

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Clever bot told me she likes burnt marshmallows and she imagines eating them

That must be your alien suitor competitors

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nice dubs but i no understan
u draw situation yes

You’ll have to watch my playlists on youtube

>spine options: yes/no
im cackling
how bout i check these instead hmm hmmmm hmmm???

Try this one, my newest ritual seance

youtube.com/playlist?list=PL7fyXmW-yHpdmD-PfBMf1G-A9YAhz0Jjn

two same numbers!

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I CRASHED MY DICK INTO AN ASS
I DON'T CARE
I LOVE IT

they grow up so fats

nighty night dont let the tolet bite

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EEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHH

I wnt 2 COOM but am on tren

page 7 dubs

et, curtain stains woods darkness wworking tvs corpses animal n human alike
woke up cause i was afraid id be framed
nice

*defends rye field all summer*

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so todays gonna be awful

color me surprised

their names written in flames, on that terrible, endless list

ive developed full tourettes and the day aint over im on the verge of crying and ive lost my will to live

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honey im
just pour me some i have to do it all again in 10 hours

StephO more like
OOOOOO

YES im still on meds jessie
but the alternative was beating our children until i can cry again

and when i say our children i mean (you)
and this youtuber is 19 fuck you very much

this is my life now youtube.com/watch?v=jGEw6uMeeq8

This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It's me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you'd see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say "Yup, that's me". I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I'm assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I've found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It's really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it's almost like we're identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?

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>wen u remember that one cool thing in your syllabus from 5 years ago but youre too autistic now to even log into the thing to check if its there

dubs very epic

oh shid rebbit is down for me and i had a bretty tite screenshot to taek

i wonder if i can finally watch venom now AND get to werk on tiem

bont bother mother its going to be wet sooner or later

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yeah I'm going to sleep
S - shit
L - le
E - everything
E - everything
P - poop

*zipline magik*

vietnam morning, good

>5 days and 16 hours ago
can we do seven bros
smash like if ur mom not gay

can my ass veins calm down pls

the worst had yet to come

hes still messaging me why

sorry

me too thank

shite

honey i havent been straight with you

I loathe

i check

i fucking die

so this was me going to work
this is me after coming home and playing with doggo for a while
got reminded why i work two jobs doe
cause i actually fucking LIKE one of them but it isnt the one that pays my fucking bills thats why
remember my work frien
she lost her voice now right after i got mine back

and snake boss mocked me in front of the clients like shes trying to create a fucking kpop persona for me hooo thats the one that gets sick easily point at them n laff
also i bought beer from a person who spoke like they were having a stroke thats a fucking life
everythings a life unless it my life i guess

still have a fuckton of paprewerk to do but i just CANNOT bring myself to it even if they fire me
did i work hard to get this job? yes did i put my "connections" to good use? absolutely do i want it? no its literally THE one thing i DIDNT want to do as a child
how do these things happen

graphic designer

we all know theyre famous for losing the ability to speak twice a year

one good thing is im losing mad weight as well cause its all just in a knot in there all the time and i walk a lot again
the spine
the spine is not ok doe
thanks for coming to my ted talk hows your sex life

hows your ex wife

hows your fecks schleif

mfucking dubs IN DA HAUS

>hows your sex life
idk we don't talk much anymore

whos we
you and anons mom?
are we going to be of broblems?

y so slo tonite
i wann get dronwed

get a grip boyo stop being a drunk on weekdays

me and my sexlife

im literally not
well that was anticlimactic

suddenly

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i swear there is a fucken hot dog in there somewhere

CONFESS

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Veggie Show at Presidents Hall
youtube.com/watch?v=qOAxtjWl3cQ

LAVA TIME

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