I saw a Mudcrab the other day

>8119366
No I'm a Mudcrab.

FAGORT

i have a feeling that you and I are about to become VERY close

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I know where's your ring

oh good! please tell me!

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LOL this guy is name Faggot

your ANAL ring

(dubs)
im going to fucking kill you

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LOL FAGFOT

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

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>(dubs)
thanks for clarification, I couldn't figure it out without your help

BIIIIAAAAATCH

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reported for offtopic

NIGGA DAS MARMADUKE

WHAT LE H*CK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

was it in elder scrolls?

if you played the games you'd know

YES.

we wuz nevervarine n shit

yep I know it's not there

Well, you've just been BTFO.

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nerevarine > champion of whatever > dragon something

is this ESO

i found my ring!

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that's Skyrim with Ultra HD graphics mods

is it Barbas?

>ancient nigger elf good
>dragoncock nord bad
kys

there are literal negroids in the game, you realize this? Dark elves are elves.

nigger elves

ACTUALLY nORDS are NIGGERS they are savages with NO CIVILIZATION all the structures in skyrim were built by the imperials and NORDS live in mud huts because they are NIGGERS

coomer was the first nord

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>is a forced cringe meme that shouldn't exist
sounds nordic to me

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es force users are wild

in the same way so-called european architecture is just an architecture of spanish moors and byzantines

huh? did i ask your opinion? no i did not

huh? I also didn't ask your opinion

HUH?

stop right there, criminal SEAT

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huh? huh? huh?

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

HUH??? WHAT??? OKAY!!!! YEAH!!!!!

yeah...

>Only eats rice and eggs

elve

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huh? what was that?
must have been the wind

when the skooma hits

Why walk when you can ride?

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You'll have to sign these papers before you're officially released; there are a few ways to do this, and the choice is yours.

Take your papers off the table and go see Captain Gravius.

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when I played the game for the first time as a kid instead of picking up the papers I accidentally picked something up that was lying just next to them and the guard wanted to arrest me for stealing. had to start over 2 minutes into the game

Same but I was an adult

I would just steal every valuable object in the room without being noticed
Especially that expensive platter that costs 650

Did you even compete Arena?

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sorry I don't like Hack and slash

Pussy

I like relaxed gameplay

Loser loser

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>8121880
epig trolle, sera

dubs nice lole

*snap* awww heeeellllll nawwww

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

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Behind fat is against the night mother's wishes

Imagine not knowing that Morrowind is the best Elder Scrolls game

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that would be skyreme my friend

kill fatties sweet mother?

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I like oblivion the most fight me irl

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Have you, perhaps, considered that you're wrong!?

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can these sweet rolls lie

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Dunmers have red scleras and black irises

daggerfall is my fav

it is pretty relaxing actually, even with the hack and slash style combat, when you just walk around the towns and explore tamriel, and maybe walk a little in the wilderness, it's pretty comfy

(except for the taverns, the bartender is cool but everyone else is a jackass for some reason.)

E

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lele
hwat modd is that

Эмбa-5

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*jumps off a tower*

this game is ass

you're the ass fuck you

ids so funne when randome threds get 1 million replies

it literally says 89, you can easily see that

it says 90 dummdumm

it's 91, genius

well?

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lol it says 93 you poop bagel

the sad tree

God I love Morrowind

Your fortune: Outlook good

ARGONIANS RISE UP

STOP! YOUVE VIOLATED THE LAW!

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GTFO of here imperial scum

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milk

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u kno nothing of proteins

quiet now outlander drink milk

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wat if i refuse

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Hote

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

I love black cock, you know?

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Why has this tgread become so lewd?

Your fortune: Average Luck

skooma

It's better than trinkets, games or toys! So say all the little girls!

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and boys

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good job, you fucked up the thread
idiots