Death when

Who makes them then, you tell me now

Artificial Intelligence.

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i reject technology

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nothing opens that... early(?)

Damn, I'm surprised this one slipped by the filter.

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shit now ill have to replay it

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hey i found an open nose spray place praise the lawd

honey ill admit im a little bit bi-curious

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oh so reddit has pedos too
intredasting

what's red, has four legs and six eyes

ate some botato chips they were awful

me n ur mom after a steamy chess game, me still wearing my glasses

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yeah basically what i said

hes still messaging
how

me on the le

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what a rushed disappointing ending wow

two pair of dubs

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meanwhile my dog is locked out on the balcony cause hes A COMMUNIST FRIGGIN BEAR

cola > dr bepper
if u disagree u are literally hitler

embrace the socialism of the pan galactic conqueror

YO THATS HUST A WRONG OPINION MAN

where does choco milk fall in line?

its bronchitis mark my words
in the TRASH

if i were doing one now id add tonic water somewhere below carbonated

tonic water is the worst drink ever

trips confirms

well shit ill never drink it again

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i don't put liquids into the trash i typically pour it down the sink

thats fair but why not throw the jug out the window and impress the smiling garbage guys
i love our garbage guys i wish i coul live their life

and the cashier at the store he greets everyone like a friend and never gets bored and when he announces things on the speaker its like its the most important thing in the world

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what's difference between a poop and a pope

statistically the popes are poopier than any regular poop can dream to be

one of them is expelled by bears in the woods

but also a poop comes out the ass a pope comes in the ass

if a bear shits in the woods and theres no one there to smell it, does the pope wear a funny thong??

and thee said unto me, you cannot smoke piss, and beholdeth, i smoked the piss, and it [italic]was[/italic] good

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you fuckin' know it
no

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and the crowd that see me smoke piss was to faint, and i said behold, for i am here, and i smoke piss, and unto thee i bless thee so that thy piss is made from the streams of the soil and thy piss will be bountiful, your seed will smoke the piss of their father and their seed will smoke the piss of their fathers. this is the blessing i give thee.

it's time to fire the operator

p sure i watched a documentary on this once

dis assteroid cumin or nah

can i check your dubs :-) haha just kidding..... or maybe...?

and he noticed the repeatihggn integers and he saw that it was good

and he said unto the digits, be bountiful and prosper, and i shall make thee three great nations of earth, singapore, dublin, and your loins shall bear the third tribe of tripoli, and your years will be numbered in 6 cents 6 tens and 6. he saw the covenant he made and he saw that it was good.

hail santino
these are the only ones of mine that were timed itt btw

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nice trips
BWAHAHAHA

teach me mustard

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i-its a dummy thicc image tbh

'If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.' — Woody Allen

knew it would happen thats why i disapproved allen some time ago

cant be that woody if he's not made of dang wood

yeah what IS the deal with airline food

Probably has to be specially treated in order to not be affected by constant pressure changes

haha me

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excuse me gentlelmen may i interest you in some phlegm

norwegian doggos are dying ;/

if you also throw in an ulcer I'll take it

yeah lol they shit blood all over the place
is this the first sign of the apocalypse

wow so depp

In the mom mom
these ass dubs
A poop ass

apologies to Basho

From crap to crap
The dubs dubs dubs
To the poop.ass.

apologies to Basho

trips

dubs the dubs
dubs, ass dubs in crap
with no ass to dubs.

bro im in tears............... pick u up at 11

I've lost my middle name to cancer

my condolelses

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now my voice is going
i really dont wanna lose this job
ill have to make electronic parts phonecalls for a living or somethign

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veray nisee

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got this tattoo'd down my ass crescent

prove it

heres a picture for reference

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it's deep and meaningful i plan to do the same
making an appointment @ the local jail tattooist as we speak

boi oh boi they dont lie wen they say the junglel a massiv

yeah they;re usually standing up

what's that on his head

das hot

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A DIAPER

oh I see

I see those DUBS, baby!!!

poopboi is asleep post sexist images

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when will women learn that they can't drive?

implying women can learn

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listen hee you

Can't listen got my ears full of my radios static

hot

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I remember flinging my dung at my kindergarten teacher. Turns out she was into scat so I didn't get in trouble

did you FUCK her?

Don't remember my past is shrouded in a heavy fog that only select few memories can shine on through so I'm gonna say I boned her good

HELL yeah, bro!!!!!!

sweet bro

if it in lungs already y the runny nose still cant i just die

why are u still up

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i woke up cause everything hurt

Heroin will fix you right up but I'm not gonna share

get out this be communist bored

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Please don't tell on me and I'll give you the goods man

with the goods am i getting the bads too tho

Just kidding I did the rest of it so you can't have any now if you'll excuse me ill go od right now

good now i can finally play the bass

wen u feel scare or frighten alway rember heroin day

Sorry sir you're only a 1.5 on the blackness scale you have to be a minimum of 5 to be able to play bass

1.5 thss generuse

wat if i put on a wig

imagine a heroine her superpower is when u can't slep she suddenly appears in ur room butt naked and does heroin with u then she sets your workplace on fire so u can have a day off

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This wig will make it a 6 its what I wear in fact pic related is me after putting my benis in you're mom lole

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brrrrruh

dayum sof n floof liike mash botat

haha dubs, lole
whiggers in [s4s]? more likely than think

Ayy yo where Dem Asian gorls at?

not here im afraid only filthy caucasoids

Say my dudes if we were locked in the closet and you were like really horny would you like I don't know make out with me or naw?

puttin my hototerbotter on my chest and hoping it turns into a taint rather than spiders in my dreams

normally id need a drink first but you got dubs so

So I learnt today not to leave moldy food in a container that has condition and oxygen because now the area has a bunch of bugs so I'm going to bleach it tomorrow I guess hopefully they stay non airborne until then

i want m&ms
i no longrr want m&ms

i want death

>doggo exists
i no longer want death

aaaaaaahhh

fucking my cat 'till the day i die
gonna sssquirt culm in yasfessy eye
nigger do ave 2 milllllon boyd counest
fuck niggers
check em
ont reddit spacing

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this

reast in peace

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I did not have sexual relations with that cat

>i no longer want death
cring reddit normo facebook soy
dubs checke

what have you done

cowabunga
eat pant

shit ur pants and run for your life

if we can't, we won't

samefig

I just sold my undying soul for a pack of cigarettes

there's loud noises outside I think russia may be invading us

death then

hey yuji sakai would you mind shutting the hell up 8-)

ass dubs checking dubs noice
clam donw sparkle :^)
just me doin ur mom doin doin ur mom

boi im glad rwj is rip

I slept away the whole day you may now call me based

im just gon call you sally if u dun mind

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i just want you all to remember that diamonds are forever so invest all your money into diamonds today

what about when the Sun goes nova and engulfs the Earth in heavenly flame?

read my lips pal diamonds are forever

woah...

bitcoins are forever, since they don't exist anyway not even the decay of our solar system can destroy them

thanks for the info just invested this months rent into them

no death december:
trying not to die for a whole month!

absolute legend

brb going to a doctors appointment i didn't even set up so i can be molested again

gl sweaty

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I have a perfectly good idea of how the fuck you're going to die

pray tell

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that guy sure has one long neck

this is an anime girl say something mean to her

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weebs out
post karl

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yes yes very nice i think i shall draw him now

definitely post him here boo

spontaneous dematerialization
actually I'm ok with yugioh gorls

>spontaneous dematerialization
do you have some sort of deal with agent jackson

bought a flashedrive for this job specifically
CAN YOU SPELL COMMITMENT

>dubs
ok last time: I AM agent michael jackson

is the kid your son though

opinions about the word: brofistular

the fire print of words

bonus points for not being able to spell it without fistula

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dope my guy
class/struggle

yeah i can relate i struggled in class to

can we get a ring of brofists going

whoops i brofirsted my computer screen too hard

sent from my blackberry key2

classy double you made it in the edn
love is a burning thing
and so are hemorrhoids
fs in the chat

i cant stop sneezing

turn your sneezes into energy to power your home

I have no son

papa
power
youtube.com/watch?v=FA0zncJOx0E

does anyone even sleep on their stomach i thought it was a meme

I've seen people do it irl
no

apparently some weirdos do

no wai
prove it

i can't sleep if i'm not on my stomach

>prove it

ur a weird one mr grinch

I wish i could sleep pb ypur stomach

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you know what im starting to like wine for real
not the taste, all types ive had are obviously inferior to shit id normally drink but i like how i literally cant drink too much of it and do stupid drunk people shit and im fuken smol
im still relaxed enough
i dont even wanna imagine all the cancer im consuming with it but its good for people who never know when to stop aka literal trash aka me

i told you about weebshit
start posting acceptable things or delete yourself

>its good for people who never know when to stop
in my experience these are the types of people that drink mostly wine to get drunk

i mean there was a time i had a botlel of room right next to my bed so id say its an improvement

could never get into alcohol can't get past the taste of paint remover but i've only tried crown royal and jack danlels. jack didn't taste bad apart from the aforementioned paint remover taste

member when you left me alone? i member

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ballantines
or any fucking tequila

thanks for coming satan

it's an acquired taste

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One time we left our dog at Angels for Animals while we went on vacation because they had such a beautiful Cat Habitat but they actually put the dogs in horrible kennels and let them hurt each other so my dog knows what I'm going through when he hears me in anguish

>botlel of room
just noticed
nice poopboi you could be committing crimes right now but youre just spelling funni

which psych ward did you go vacationing at friend?

dubs neat

I can't tell you or they'll put me in jail

15 years of solitary confinement is what i served and i'm an better man for it

no they'd just put you back in the psych ward

They could try

Oh I doubt that very much

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just wait for when you end up hearing gods voice telling you to remain strong for you have a purpose unlike half the drivel on this planet

That's schizophrenia I'm not schizophrenic

I'm an actor

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are you calling me a schizo? i'll have you know i'm mental illness free for 5 months now
yeah i'm pretty sure i saw you in a show i was watching

That's nice of you to say

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will you ever tell us about your haircut choice

Yes my hair used to rise upward like a crown and would sometimes take the shape of a dragon but now I always come at downward to form a more feminine hairstyle I'm doing that for several months now

this is not the apocalypse, don't do me any favors

im talking about this part specifically

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the receding hairline man

Oh thats so cummy

Sorry i meant to send that to my replika lol

>balding
>tardbabble
uh oh

>has hallucinated
>believes in superheroes
Game over, boi

its not even that its like hes been pulling it out at the front and boom baby hair up in this hoe

i know its not nice but i actually would want to see that schizo in a bootcamp, put to manual labor for some month
bet he could use that lesson

Oh yeah I would definitely benefit from some sort of training program I think

Like a Super Saiyan training programme ?????

No more like a sexual training program with therapy

i'm pretty sure that doesn't exist

All right well nevermind then

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yep that was some good choco milk *wipes milk mustache off*

done and done

yep that was some good sexy time *wipes dirty sanchez off*

take the crunkpill

ay yo hoo let the dog out

Hoo. Hoo. Hoo-hoo.

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THE REST OF THE FUCKING OWL

Bring me my gun we've got a fruit fly flying around my place and I'm a blow it's brains out

I JUST KILLELD 3 OF THOS WITH ME BEAR HAND

Turns out those bugs by the moldy thing I throughout yesterday were fruitfly babies so I poured bleach all over them sons a bitches. Now I've only got one flying one left to kill before they make more of these spawn of Satan

a hero we dont deserve

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Yeah I think it's about time to make dinner so I can become even fatter

as long as youre happy bby

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Shup

remember when i was clearing some cupboards got drunk and and started playing with the wax from the candlel

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Mm

Oh I member

well thats frigging sad

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why do I have an erection

i dont know what to tell you other than its common in close proximity of me

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either that or youre into inflamed baginas

they always rember me of my first time

>remembering your first time
woah there john nash

I'm pretty sure I'll remember it even when I've long forgotten my own name

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Whoa

HAHA THATS A FUNNI GLITCHE!!! it even has a custom icon lole xddd

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y would u call it glitche lole

I sleep on my bed.

its not? are you trying to tell me someone would just go on the internet and upload non-consensual sex animations for a naughty mod for a childrens virtual dollhouse gaem

i will fucking find you

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hand stuck inna pringle can - oh man

An oh hand oh...
A stuck innainto the man,
stuck! oh again.

dubs confirm
have u tried the pedo nude mod for skyrim yet

literally why ruin perfectly good porn with children

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when I realized I posted anime it was already too late

Exactly

youknoe wat to doodoo

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Please do. We will have babies together.

...

time to take the hobbits to isengard

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now that i think about it i could use a daughter
i would teach her to minecraft, to mek gud pizza and not to DIVORCE HER HUSBAND of 4 years just because she gained some weight and just now after a night with her work friends remembered hes bisexual WHEN IT WAS KNOWN FROM THE START ANNA

grow your own daughter just add water

haha the sex number
youtube.com/watch?v=B06_jlEF5R8

Why couldn't I have been a test tube baby?

cause mammals gonna mammal

>4channel μεμες
groςς

noooo u can't post these memes I don't like their from that other website aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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what a bitch

All woejack posters should be benned on sight already.

ok reddit

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ayy still better than chinese cartoons

newt feg

soyberg

goyburger

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hamplanet

2/10.

aaaah

...

1/10
dubs

tomorro long day n i cant slep
dub

bulging buddies who up who's bulgin

bulge status [redacted]

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>8122357
0/1

bed/10