VERY CLEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I've always been really intrigued by yoshos WARPED INTO A NEW PLANE OF EXISTENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nice dubs, AND A WONDERFUL YOSHO WITH A HAT THAT COmmENTS ON HIS OWN COmmON COLOUR. The green shade of yosho is at the top of the bell curve, as it were, AND THIS YOSHO EmBRACES HIS TYPICALITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is this A YOSHO SUBmISSION????????????????? IT HAS A DEEP AND YET BLUNT mESSAGE ON SOCIETY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reality is an Illusion Yosho IS IN YDC-TURBO 5TH EDITION!!!!!!!!
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
Jackson Davis
THERE ARE ALREADY 6 SUBmISSIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Which is great because SUBmISSIONS WILL LAST AT LEAST ANOTHER 24 HOURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And in that time, if my calculations are correct, THERE'S A 15% CHANCE CORBO WILL SUBmIT A YOSHO AND A 35% CHANCE HE WILL POST A REPLY TO ONE OF THESE THREADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THANK YOU FOR YOUR APPROVAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
While yoshos visiting from last time are clearing out from the venue, YOSHO HImSELF DECIDES TO VISIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yosho Sakai met Game&Yosh (Who's been sat their for about a month now :)))))))))), and yet another mysterious yosho is taking interest in Admiral Ackbar Yosho's... ... ... ... ... is that a SQUASH???????????????? SQUASHO???????????
I'd suggest that HE'S VERY HIGH QUALITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He's EmPHATIC, REACHING, GRINDING, AND HE'S WELL DRESSED TO DO SO IN THE EVER-mORE-DIFFICULT mODERN WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He's got big aspirations, AND YOU'VE EXPRESSED THAT VERY WELL HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ART AT ITS FINEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ur calculations are wrong there is a 100% chance i will submit a yosho >:]
Henry Jenkins
not only the DELICIOUS DUBS... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...
BUT THE QUADS OF ETIQUACY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The first yosho HAS REALLY GONE ALL OUT!!!!!!!!!!!! That costume must have TAKEN FOREVER TO mAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
While godlike dresser IS DRESSING WITH GODLY DRESS SENSE, AND I CAN GET BEHIND GODLINESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
Colton Howard
THE FIRST IN OVER HALF A YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HISTORIANS WILL RECORD THIS mOmENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This yosho gives me GREAT CONFLICTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Also, you have been very flustered at work these past few days. IT mUST HAVE BEEN THIS NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your fortune: Good Luck
Owen Jenkins
does the has to be yosho shaped rule still apply
Your fortune: Bad Luck
Zachary Sanchez
NOPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE AREN'T ADVANCING THE WINNERS, SO YOSHOS CAN BE WHATEVER SHAPE THEY WANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Case in point, I hate this example but it was the first good one I found WHY DO YOU CREATE THESE YOSHOS AWA-SHImA??????????????????????????????????????????????
Well, let's take a look at THE YOSHOS SO FAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1- * yosho - Like Jardon Yosho, this yosho has gained LARGE AmOUNTS OF RELEVANCE FROm AN EVENT THAT CAmE AFTER IT BEING SUBmITTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! With sans as A mII COSTUmE IN SmASH, this yosho makes a lot more sense as AN ENTRY TO YDC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2- Spinpe Yosho - Based on a BRAND NEW NAmEFIG, This yosho is AN EXCELLENT DANCER TO RIVAL FLAmENCO FLAmINGO AND EVEN KOKUBU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 3- even taller yosho - When Slightly Taller wanted to DESTROY SLICK, he had to aspire not to have more, but to BE mORE!!!!!!!!! 4- picnic cloth yosho - EXTENDING INTO THE Z AXIS, PICNIC CLOTH PROVIDES A SURFACE FOR FLUBES TO DINE ON!!!!!!!!!!!! This Dining Dino will surely Pack a meaty punch! That's a WRAP!!!!! 5- Bell Curve Yosho - A level-headed yosho educated in statistics and READY TO OVER-ANALYSE THE VOTING RESULTS ONCE THE CONTEST IS OVER!!!!!!!!! 6- Reality is an Illusion Yosho - I don't have an answer to this but IT KINDA mAKES SENSE ONCE YOU CONSIDER mY SHEER EXISTENCE!!!!!!!! 7- random yosho of questionable quality - HE'S BOmBASTIC IN EVERY WAY, AND HE'S BRINGING STYLE AND GRACE TO THE SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!! 8- nug-tater-yaki-yosho - mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm YUm!!!!!!!!! 9- godlike dresser yosho - A CLASSY YOSHO, FOR SURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND I APPROVE OF HIS GODLY STATUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 10- Yoshi Yosho - I'm not ready to go there... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...
10 submissions so far, BUT THERE'S STILL PLENTY OF TImE FOR SUBmISSIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your fortune: Godly Luck
Dominic Wood
numbers are double
Justin Peterson
And right as I say that, ANOTHER SUBmISSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CORBO HAS GONE ALL-OUT HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This yosho is PACKED TO THE BRIm WITH DETAILS, and is INTRICATELY CRAFTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He's got the presence, the posture, AND THE SINISTER LOOKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everything about him is PERFECTION OF YOSHO DESIGN, A YOSHO TO STAND THE TEST OF TImE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You haven't lost your touch, Corbo!
Your fortune: Average Luck
Parker Diaz
i was gonna give him the staff (like in pic related) but it looked like poop when i tried it
I often have that problem with staffs too... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... it sometimes works, but it sometimes REALLY DOESN'T... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...
I LOVE THAT HAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Those hats are FAR IN A WAY THE COOLEST HATS EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and your yosho wears it WITH SUCH GRACE AND ELEGANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That relaxed position is TRULY TELLING OF THIS YOSHO'S SERENE BLISS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH mY GOODNESS THE SHOES ARE GETTING OUT OF HAND!!!!!!!!!!!! Is that invisible yosho, OR JUST A SHOE?????????????
THERE'S EVEN mORE SHOES?????????????????????????????? Peo, YOU'VE GONE mAD WITH POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And the royal pair return, NOT THIS PIC-RELATED ROYAL PAIR, but the all-gold/purple pair! And they bring TRIPS WITH THEm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yosho Design Competition - FIGHTERZ hasn't had a new fighter in a while.
Artillery Yosho & Admiral Dynasaur Yodriguez - 6 HP - 3 ATK - 15 DEF - 1 SPD - 10 STA ATTACKS: -(-0 STA) Cannonball - Deals one hit with 6 power unless Very Bad Luck, Bad Luck, The Bird Fortune, Outlook Good or Good news will come to you by mail are granted. Has 10 power if Godly Luck is granted. ABILITIES - Heavy Artillery - Defence and Attack is tripled. - Gag Reflex - Gets an extra attack when enemies are granted The Bird Fortune, without losing any stamina. This will prevent the rest of the enemy attack, including extra hits and effects.
Hear me out. 77 stat points seems like a lot, but they're distributed terribly here. 45 DEF and 6 HP only provides about triple the typical bulk. 9 ATK and 1 SPD provides 1/16th of the attacking power. His stamina is his greatest strength.
Gag Reflex compensates partially. This yosho can only expect to win by Stamina Stalling. 45 DEF isn't enough for this to work terribly well.
I tested against Kryon. Kryon can do this much damage 4 times before stamina gets too low. Force Fields give Kryon a fighting chance. Kryon has a 1 in 7 chance of winning this way.
Combat Stance can't defeat Artillery. They look like good matchups. But I made loads of test yoshos just to see how good Artillery would be, and he falls apart quite easily against offensive yoshos.
If you think he's that bad, swap his ATK and HP. Kryon can kill him then.
If other submissions easily kill him, Artillery is probably fine as is. I like this yosho a lot. The cannonball trolley is the best part.
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
You can put them in this YDC-Turbo if you want to. They can be the new Combat Stance. They're also very visually appealing. Especially the cannonball stack.
Your fortune: Bad Luck
Jacob Nguyen
Is the bird fortune this one???
Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
I LIKE THESE YOSHOS A LOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have a soft spot for defensive yoshos, SO I DON'T WANT TO TARNISH THAT!!!!!!!!!!!! I also REALLY LIKE Gag Reflex. IT'S LIKE YOU'RE SPITTING THE ATTACK BACK AT THE YOSHO WHO SENT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ALL THE STATS REFERENCE CANNONBALL STACKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TRIANGLE NUmBERS AND TETRAHEDRAL NUmBERS!!!!!!!!!!!! That's why 10 is the stamina, because it's BOTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So the stack of cannonballs is 1+3+6 ALL STACKED SO IT mAKES 10!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You could make it only double the ATK and DEF, but THEN THEY'D ONLY HAVE 53 STAT POINTS AND, with that distribution, THEY'D NEVER EVER WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think it's warranted here. I THINK IT CAN STAY HOW IT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Also, they really do stop Kryon dead in their tracks by STOPPING THEIR mULTI-ATTACKS!!!!!!!
I like this yosho, AND THEY CAN STAY THE WAY THEY ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YES INDEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY'RE THE NEXT ENTRANTS TO YDC-TURBO 5TH EDITION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
Samuel Flores
TWO HOURS LEFT TO SUBmIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
Ethan Powell
IT'S THE FINAL HOUR!!!!!!!!!!!! QUICKLY, SUBmIT YOUR YOSHOS BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Have you considerede design competitions for other memes?
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
Joshua Long
Other people said they would be interested in a Spikeman design competition. I don't feel confident hosting a Spikeman design competition.
THAT SAID, if anyone else wants to host it, THEY CAN!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm not stopping anyone!!!!!!!!!!
I understand that it's a big commitment to host a competition on the internet, so I know there likely wouldn't be anyone up to the task. Unfortunately, I can't help that.
Who knows???? maybe THERE IS SOmEONE WHO CAN DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If I can do it, ANYONE CAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ALSO SUBmISSIONS ENDED 46 mINUTES AGO I'm READYING THE POLLS FOR 3Pm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!