Stuff only girls do

Stuff only girls do

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Drink blue moon?
Yea that's pretty fucking girly

not finish their beer and just leave it open in the fridge

You'd rather drink it warm and flat?

Dont see how that's a girl thing.

I have parties often and every mother fucker leaves have drank beers everywhere.

It's apparent, everyone you know is a faggot

>not finish their beer

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Nope the straightest people you could know lol

You could be gay then, too

Nope. Im straight.

Your constant need to clarify how straight you are is an obvious tell, that you're hiding homosexual feelings. It's OK, user. I'll never tell.

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Uh no...I'm just stating facts.

You say i or my friends are gay and i correct you. Fairly simple.
Not like I'm saying it for no purpose lol

>I'm just stating facts
you sure user? you can come out of the closet here, no one will judge you

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You are big gay

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yeah drinking blue moon is pretty girly. If you want decent Belgian white beer then steer CLEAR of that garbage.

Nah I'm good. No closet to come out of

No just small straight

This

My biggest pet peeve is mother fuckers who ask for a beer then don't finish it. Fuck next time just ask my for a sip of mine and a glass of water you retard.

>Beer in a can

What kind of poverty-stricken nigga are you?

>ITT guys try to mask their homosexuality with gender stereotypes
Nice try.

Nigger alcohol is so expensive here even the fucking restaurants have “happy hour specials” involving a can of beer. It’s fucking bad man.

It's a few ounces of beer. Let it go man. You gave them a beer to please them, right? Let then drink it how they please.

It's just wasteful. It's like going to someone's house for dinner, fixing yourself a nice big plate, then taking 4 bites.

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> i look awful today
actually spent hours in the bathroom to apply makeup and stuff

It's not really like that though you probably serve some bullshit domestic beer which is 20 or 30 cans for what 15 or 20? That is a whole dollar you wasted on kids who don't finish beers anyways

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My solution is about halfway through the party I go up to the mic and announce, "if you don't finish your beer your mother will die in her sleep tonight."

This was obviously put in the fridge on purpose.
You can not compare this to drunk dudes forgetting where their beer was and taking a new one. Or being too fucked up to finish.
No normal man would leave an unfinished beer anywhere on purpose.

I think you need to learn the difference between being gay and being a faggot. You are definitely a raging fag.

I don't care as much about domestic cans. Like going to clean up and picking up an open can that is nearly full still sucks but it's not bad. The people who really get under my skin are the "can I grab a beer?" "Sure go ahead" and they take my last pumking, take one sip, and decide they don't like it. Like I don't care if you don't like my beer, but atleast have the common courtesy to say "hey I don't really care for this one, anyone else want it?"

You are probably right user I was arguing for the sake of it, I hate wastefulness too. But what is a pumking? That sounds like a girly drink too

Give birth

With the number of cesarean sections happening these days they can't even fucking do that properly anymore.

Hank Hill did this once, but he wrapped his in plastic to keep it fresh.

Very good pumpkin ale by southern tier. It's like 24 bucks for a 4 pack. And i kinda think all the pumpkin flavored shit is gay but this stuff just tastes like liquid pumpkin pie with an ABV of 8%. It's my favorite beer of autumn